How come Disney isn't doing a live action adaptation of Winnie the Pooh?

How come Disney isn't doing a live action adaptation of Winnie the Pooh?

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inb4 bear necessities

They literally did already, kill yourself

and it was ass

The part where he tracked sticky crap all over the rug was kino.

Fuck off, it was Ewans best role since he started shilling motorcycles.

>bus full of muslims

Please tell me it wasn't filmed in Europe

I've got no fucking respect nor care for bears.
They are killing machines. Fucking kill em before they kill you.
Imagine that hulking fucking monster coming towards you.

Anyone think bears are moving towards a path of evolution that humans followed? They already use tools. I bet their descendants in the future will wish they could see this video.

it'd tear you to shreds.

chill Rogan, focus on the apes

I'd fucking hack it's fucking head up with a fucking axe.
Rogan is a cuck. His favourite president is obama.

you know why

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Just FYI this is a poor bear forced to do this for soulless South Korean tourists.

Bears got nothing on pic related.

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Bears in the same region, no. A grizzly or kodiak would make that thing its bitch.

What are some other good bear kino?

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it south korea

POWER UP

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>BAWWW CARNIVORS KILL

Wow no shit shithead

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All you would do is make it mad, and then it will use its retarded bear strength to tear your face off like wet tissue.

>and then it will use its retarded bear strength to tear your face off like wet tissue.
I parry that, use my invuln frames to pass through his claw, then I quickly run up his back and cut it's head off with my kataner

It was actually great. I was pleasantly surprised. It only suffered from a shitty 3rd act.

>Christopher Robin grew up to shoot people and watch comrades die in WWII

You should be thankful for bears. Humanity wouldn't have gotten as far as it did if it weren't for them.

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Grizzlies are the same size as eurasians

bears are scary as fuck

SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR

JESUS LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING

same but with pitbulls. everyone should take a hammer to a pitbull's head if you see one.

shit meant for

At least bears are better than p*tbulls.

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That whole incident was proof that China is never going to become the dominant power in the world while this fatfuck is in charge.

Imagine being so fucking insecure that you censor a cartoon because people think it looks like you. Trump gets mocked and made fun of all the time, and what does he do? He laughs and mocks back. Xi is a pussy.

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simultaneously bear kino and cringe kino

Nah he doesn't he does stupid shit goddam trumptards are blind

Ted 2

We already got one awhile back
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china would immediatly go to war with us

>more people will read this than watch Stephen Colbert tonight
It used to be different, guys

A grizzly would destroy it

based bear
why didn't we domesticate them

>Imagine being so fucking insecure that you censor a cartoon because people think it looks like you.

This bodes well for the future of China.
Americans have forgotten the saying "Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile."
You have to nip this shit in the bud or you're going to be run by jewish women, in other words: dead.

>Imagine being so fucking insecure that you censor a cartoon because people think it looks like you.

He was a faggot for it, but that skips the part where people used Pooh on the internet as "code" to talk shit about him.

>GWAHHH AHHHHGHH
>AGGGHHHAAAHHHH
>*Gurgles* GWAAHH HELP ME!

What did he Grizzly Man mean by this.

And they'd lose. China doesn't win wars.

where is he going?

What's his arm day routine??

based as fuck

Nice digits.
That tiger is in pristine condition and very handsome but it would get its shit pushed in by a grizzly or polar bear.

Tigers literally hunt and defeat bears in confrontations in Russia, Eurasian brown bears which exceed the inland grizzly of North America in body mass by about 50 pounds on average

>eating a human

isn't that more of a myth?

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I wish the bear dabbed at the kids

This is in a South Korea theme park if anybody's wondering.

Fuck off Riley

a big brown bear or snow bear and that pusy is fucked!

It is for black bears. They're huge fucking pussies unless it's a mother with her cubs.

Was altered beast even a good game?

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BTW these things can run bout 40 mph youtube.com/watch?v=Ywe60Nk_dEk
European explorers to Alaska reported shooting these things in the head and chest and that they would still run for a while. They were using muzzleloaders which used the equivalent of .50 caliber rounds.

WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

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>They were using muzzleloaders which used the equivalent of .50 caliber rounds.
Black powder rifles were absolutely anemic compared to modern smokeless powder cartridges in terms of energy. A standard .308 rifle will reliably kill bears with a shot to the head or heart.

Imagine receiving one of your country’s highest honours for allowing your girlfriend to be eaten alive by a bear.

>he doesn't want Muslims taking over europe
What's it like slaving for the jews white man?

lmao did dis nigga really jes hit hisself in da balls?

that tiger looks like a suntanned latina in stringy bathsuit, am I the only one?

>only muslims were headscarfs
your brain on /pol/