Mr. Burns

Based

He is Charles "Chuck" Montgomery Burns.

Wasn't there a whole episode explaining all of this? The one where they think he is an alien?

Three Sneeds Syndrome

he claimed his business survived McKinley-nomics, which means he was an active business man in the 1890s and he answers the phone with Ahoyhoy, a phone-greeting that died out in the 1880s.

His inconsistent age is the whole joke.

He gets the DAILY DOSE OF CHUCKS FUCK N SUCK

Why sneed became a popular meme in Yea Forums? There are tons of meme material in the Simpsons. Why Sneed out all of them? Is because the chuck joke was so bad?

In the episode set in the civil war the Burn character is supposed to be his father.

Charles "Chuck" Montegomery Burns

because simpsons threads were basically generals of the same handful of fags complaining that the show sucks and posting 20 years old quotes

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It's because Farmer 2 is cute.

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>faustian
We’re not allowed to mention that show here, even though it’s better than The Simpsons.

He eats organic Tomaccos

Seven to Eight Stooges Syndrome

It's not a meme and it's not popular. It's a couple of barneyfag-tier autists that were offended that people had Simpsons threads and decided until their electricity got cut off they would spam all Simpsons threads until people were simply forced to stop talking about the show.

He stays constantly active in case he ever needs to flee fascist popsicle stands.

They make sure he's chuck full of seed.

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>JANNIES BTFO
>MODS BTFO
>/COMFYFAGS/ BTFO
>TRANNIES BTFO
Sneed

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He believes in good grooming

ya im thinkin sneed

I like that now sneedposts are inversely proportional to how good the post is.

Sneed.

So is basically falseflagging to stop Simpson threads?

I honestly don't know how you can think that, there are way worse shows that have regular threads here and there aren't any serious attempts to derail the, and almost everyone likes the simpsons at least a little bit. Also, sneed.

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yes. I am following this for months.

Why they want to stop simpsons threads I can't really figure out, though.

absolutely based mod. I hope all s*eed posters get banned from now on.

His mom is still alive.

Someone shop farmer #1's head on the piccolo and Moe's head on vegeta

What a chuckin martyr!

Formerly young

Well we should really use it to derail other stuff too.

I’m curious how this will end.

>a couple
I had no idea just two fellas could cause such a degree of mayhem. Are you by chance a city slicker?

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>What is his secret Yea Forums for his ever lasting life?

Daily radiation treatment and his has every disease known to man.

They're the 2 reasons given.

classic simpsons stood the test of time for 25-30 years now.

They will get tired of it in the next year and the /general/s will go back to comfy nostalgia with occasionally one sneed-poster showing up, thinking he is fucking hilarious, while everyone is rolling their eyes at him, knowing, that this guy is a fucking mentally disabled subhuman that deserves the gas.

One can dream

have sneed

>>Mr. Burns
>>stated to be 81 in 1990
>>would be 109 years old in 2019
>
>What is his secret Yea Forums for his ever lasting life?
His place of birth is Pangea.

He only has 7 to 8 years left

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Did the MoePoster finally kill himself?

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that’s fucked up to think that bart is 40
I hate my life

based and oldpilled