/trek/

like I'd listen to a magic suicidle wandering hobo about life decisions.

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

Remember that ol' Maquis trick?

Because it was fucking stupid.

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Remember when the voyager crew left that science officer in the cave with a carnivorous worm monster without even checking he was dead for sure?

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Bajoran night?"

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

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Nah

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All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Cardassians ever done for us?

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So, this happened...

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I could see that working in a comic.

They got 5 issues out of it

Seems about right they did Green Lantern crossover but it was in the Abrams continuity.

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>Mr. Data, is that the wormhole we detected?
>Negative, Captain, this is a diagram of OP's rectal cavity. It is several orders of magnitude larger than the wormhole.

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Looks queer.

Shran's episodes are some of the best episodes in Enterprise.

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At least it's content.

That drawing "style" should be outlawed.

I always liked this one.

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>Bisexual Lighting
Shatner was ahead of his time

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is ferengi are only interested in profit then why the fuck would any of them work for the government or lowly wageslave jobs?

DS9 is kinda kino, lad...

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Tellarites are better allies than Vulcans.

That is an illogical conclusion.

He's alright. The doctor too.

True Tellarites lay all there cards on the table while Vulcans are secretive.

why obrien the only engineer on station

he not tho

Go back to middle school.

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ATTENTION
PINKSKIN
WORKERS

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Any Riker fatfic?

Who are the best /trek/ posters?

Faith of the heart poster

for me it's her

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everything is content.

they need mon-mon

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obrien a warcriminal

bashfaggot

Me

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That's really bad and unfunny.

you¨¨re pretty good i guess

And what content have you provided lately?

No, it's honestly really bad. Don't ever post again. Just lurk.

That's weird. None of the schoolshooters had a sense of humor either.

Money, Gene would've had to pay extra royalties to keep it canon so he disowned it a year into TNG

but it's gene's show!

I used to give ValleyForge a hard time for shitposting but now that he's gone I really miss his twink ass. /trek/ isn't as comfy or vibrant without VF

>you didn't like my bad post you must be a school shooter
That's a bit funnier than your previous attempts, but you should still stick to lurking.

nice try, vf

yeah but some of the aliens they used came from a book series and Hene would've had to pay extra money to keep the rights

Leave him alone, he's generating traffic which the thread needs to thrive.

Klingonians

>suicidle
Is this the renowned Atheist intelligence at work?

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I'm going to summon a ghost.

ValleyForge, I can feel your presence, but I can't see you. If you're here then post something radical.

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Bun>Fing for Vee.

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You'll never hurt another child, Neel.

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you just wanna fuck her

Some of them aren't good at trading or investing so they need to wageslave to get income. And government jobs are great for inside information and plenty of kickbacks.

I thought VF was a guy?

(S)(h)e's a genderfluid queerfem with gynocentric tendencies.

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Found the real Vee, guys.

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Whatever, if you're online then you leave your physical body at the door. You can't fuck through a digital medium.

He raped thousands!

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found this bird on match.com a few months back

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>found this bird
cringe

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I disagree, VF made these threads worse by every metric

have sex

Caption this shot.

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Look at Frakes hovering, reeking of desperation.

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>reeking of desperation.

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Cool it with the anti-Hapa remarks.

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>Grew up watching TOS and TNG
>Love them both and rewatch them at least twice a year
>Voyager was meh
>Enterprise was meh
>Never gotten around to DS9
Will I like it, Anons? The whole space station setting is what put me off for so long I think. Never given it an honest chance.

I really don't understand the Doctor. By the second episode everyone is treating him like a genuine human being. Why did they make holographic programs capable of growing that much? Eventually they'd effectively be living beings trapped in sickbay, which seems like something the Federation wouldn't abide.

>Hapa
I don't know what that means but VF is ugly as fuck

>By the second episode everyone is treating him like a genuine human being
What? They barely registered his existence until episode 12, which is about the time he started developing a real personality and stopped being a deadpan sarcastic asshole.

I just finished the first season, they really do treat him as just another member of the crew after the first few episodes.

On Season 2 of TNG. Getting rid of Tasha Yar seemed to be a wide decision. It went from being action driven to character driven compared to Season 1. Its a shame that they are still shadowing the Original Series presentation.

I don't believe you. They were activating and deactivating him without his consent for at least six or seven episodes. They didn't even bother to tell him what was happening on the ship, not even basic things like Neelix and Kes joining the crew, which made him upset. They didn't brief him for many episodes and even muted him when he tried to contact them through a computer terminal. They treated him like shit for most of the first season.

is brit slang

Neelix seems like a bro desu senpai

>pretends to be rich to her Yea Forums friends

ds9 rocks, dude

Including your mom after she took yards of Klingon double dong.

Doesn't the space station setting kill the whole Trek vibe, though? Or does it work?

It works.

All right, I'll give it a watch tonight then. Thanks, user.

DS9 is very diverse and accepting. Even virgins can watch it without being frightened.

I just wanna say that I love you guys and I love /trek/.

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I even heard that they gave Gaius Baltar a role, that's pretty accepting.

link

No, Gaius Baltar.

star trek has not aged well.
stereotypes
racism
dubious moral lessons
it's a no.

He's from battlestar galactica, not trek.

He also plays the doctor in DS9

He does not.

Fuck me it's not the same actor? I thought he was just younger.

You hurt the community.

Well thanks for the knowledge friend :^)

you have not aged well.
balding
fat
failing libido
it's a no.

I don't care at all about NIGGERS

>passive aggressive
>ad hominem
>flat
gg

>failing libido

>passive
I am actively ridiculing you

why are people being meanies?

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Yes but be prepared for something different then TOS or TNG in the sense that its a lot less episodic and has a continued story from episode to episode

They don't know how to show you their love.

Alright, I have an idea for a Star Trek episode. Picard is playing his flute in his quarters when it cuts to Riker, who taps his chest communicator and says: Riker to Captain Picard.

Captain Picard briefly looks up and then continues playing his flute and it cuts back to Riker, who briefly displays the confused Riker face. Then we have five minutes of uniterrupted flute playing before the loop starts again and this persists for the whole episode.

Post webms

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i thought sisko was supposed to be in command of ds9 why is he always leaving the station in the defiant

He's captain of both.

>replying to your own posts

This peeved me but not nearly as much as non starfleet personnel getting bridge roles on the Defiant. Triggers my autism.

Imagine the butthurt of all the trained talented starfleet personnel who get career stalled for a Bajoran terrorist.

Worth it ofc for based Sisko in the field.

becuz siskos an uppity nigger
they wanted an uppity nigger for a captain and they got it becuz so is avery brooks
fuck em, i always preferred kirk and archer

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POWERFUL

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WE STARFLEET NOW!

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Kurrrwwaa spock

Didn't know Gregg "Opie" Hughes was in Star Trek...

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Is there anything worse than apuposters?

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Amazed this thread is still alive

>mission has nothing to do with the dominion
>better take the glorified mall cop
>and a life long bajoran terrorist who would surely have zero actual training for space combat, who isn't a member of starfleet in the first place, who realistically should be utterly incapable of running the bridge systems on a federation starship.
>oh and every other officer on the station plus the senior NCO chief engineer, and pray the ship doesn't get blown up and leave ensign who the fuck knows in charge of a goddamn space station in one of the hottest pressure filled sectors that exist now that the wormhole has been opened.

They did eventually bring Worf up to do this.

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Amazed YOU are still alive, user. What with all that fat and buttcheese?

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Mmmmm... cheese

Is he vaping?

lads I am genuinely in love with VF and want to hug and cuddle with him

Sold

Remember that time Jake said nigger?

you can see her real eyebrow under her fake ones.
Fuck ENT

Nigger?

It's because there are no tripfags to ruin it.

Fuck Jolene for mot shaving her eyebrows and committing to the role

fuck the people who hired her
fuck the directors
fuck the producers
fuck everyone

DS9 is real good.

>DS9 is real good.
No. It's the worst of all.

Samefag

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Wrong.

About?

damn is that a COMMANDER laforge?

DS9>TNG>ENT>TOS>VOY>>>>>>>>>STD

Stop posting

Is it done well? As long as its done well and not like DIS tried to (but what was done well about that to begin with?)

Who do I believe

Oh nonononononono

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Is that a Dog of Peace?
He was constantly posting about an adopted Pit Bull the past few months on twitter

what would he call a black human? Also are there purple or green andorians?

No you. "Grey Man's Burden" is a classic.

Why yes. Yes, it is. In a parallel universe Geordi got laid and that gave him the confidence to move up in life.

If it was just Picard ruminating on life and growing grapes it would be super comfy. Alas.

Based Mardok, the autistic alien gamer complete with his space Juul.

I bet he has multiple backup accounts and plays through subspace VPNs for when he gets banned for calling people niggers in voice chat.

Captain Picard was always destined to be the cool wine aunt dog mommy of the TNG crew.

Troi and Riker are active swingers and always make people uncomfortable at crew reunions when they get synth-drunk and try inviting former colleagues to their debauched get-togethers. It's especially uncomfortable for Worf, who's lonely enough to actually take them up on their offers, though even Riker finds it a little uncomfortable watching Word growl "OH JADZIAAA!" when he empties his Klingon testicles into Deanna.

Geordi has stayed out of the limelight after he got #metoo'd for his creepy behavior with the female cadets and TA's at the Academy. The scandal and forced "retirement" was uncomfortable for all.

Dr. Crusher spends her Starfleet Med pension hanging out at whatever the 23rd century version of Key West or Cabo San Lucas is, cruising the bars and routinely bedding men younger than Wesley. Spring Break is her favorite time of the year, and she's shown more than her share of cadets on break just what an experienced woman with an encyclopedic knowledge of human (and alien) anatomy is capable of in the bedroom.

Who else am I missing?

Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, loser.

barclay

I hope the dog snaps and rips out his jugular

>I bet he has multiple backup accounts and plays through subspace VPNs for when he gets banned for calling people niggers in voice chat.

I imagined him doing this but with his polite and inquisitive voice.

in a parallel universe that exact same scenario happens to a parallel me

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Maybe one day you'll meet the You that's the bull and not the cuck.

Nice. Does he like cheese?

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Porthos looks like THAT?!

After striking out with the ladies for decades on end, Barclay finds himself descending deeper and deeper into the computer databanks, reading deep into ancient history. He now is obsessed with old Earth mythology from the Viking period, has an unhealthy fascination with Earth politics from the 1930s and 40s, and won't shut up with his paranoid theories about how the Ferengi secretary control the Federation. At least he's hitting the holo-gym, though, our boy Reggie is starting to look jacked!

Those damned Ferengi secretaries.

I'm looking for the fear stress pain dukat did nothing wrong meme. Help a brother out /trek/?

>Picard: "Will, what happened to that little girl's face?"
>Riker: "Y-your friendly dog, sir. He..."
>Picard: "No! He's a peaceful dog, he would never do such a thing"
>Riker: "Come one sir, remember what happened to Worf, to Geordi, to Jake Sisko and Tuvok"

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>Star Trek: Picard ends with the eponymous Picard finally putting down his beloved canine of peace after it commits a series of vicious attacks
I'm getting Old Yeller vibes

Dukatposters. All of them.