this is like that one time I ________
This is like that one time I ________
caught my sister masturbating in my bed
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formerly
Had sex
Gave my best friend's sister an impromptu oily massage while we were playing super Mario world alone and she was totally down for it.
met farmers #1 and #2
where I went to Sneeds Feed and Seeds!
I got seven sevens on Yea Forums with a sneed post!
FOUR MINUTES OF CONWAY TWITTY
shidded an farded
just filed a flight plan with the agency
had another unfunny fight with a chicken
went to Sneed's Feed & Seed.
bumped that Yea Forums thread
got buttfucked by an african american tranny
I secretly saved all of Meg's used pads for a year.
Why aren't we launching our garbage into the sun? Is it really that expensive? Elon Musk or that Virgin guy can't rig up some barebones rocket that can tow all this shit there?
Is that chocolate pudding?
Launching all of the blacks and mexicans would take a ridiculously long time
was formally chuck's
No. It is not.
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killed all pedophiles in Yea Forums
this is just like that one time i remembered that time i thought that that'll probably go as well as
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Do you realize the impact a garbage rocket launch would have if it exploded several thousand feet in the sky?
formerly 7, 8 max
I don't. What impact would it have?
OH MY GOD IT'S DEOXYS
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Shyamalan Twist: it was motor oil
Branson is too busy fucking and torturing 9-year-olds
Drew a picture of the prophet Mohammad in a Muslim country...
"I can't believe you guys are so angry at me for drawing Mohammad. I mean, it's not like I disrespected your culture, the Eiffel Tower is right there in the background."
What the FUCK did you think you were replying to?
Decent.
worked at the Feed and Seed store
took loish to tha nuclear plant and she got a high dose of radiation and mishcarried tha baby she was pregnant with nyehehehehe
fed seed to Sneed at Chuck's Fuck and Suck, after which he told me he really liked the place's business model.
its heavy
Thats a big number
greentext it
formerly Yea Forums
Drove up to a seed and feed store
Imagine the smell
holy fricken crap those trips
no fricken way
I became farmer 2
Took lexapro to quit smoking and had to deal with ED for 5 years
I don't know how SSRIcucks cope with this.