How is this guy still even a thing? Think about it.
How is this guy still even a thing? Think about it
I mean Spoony has collapsed yet Bob Chipman out of all people still survive?
dunno lol
Bob has no shame
by this, what did he mean?
Jesus is he trolling? White males working obsolete jobs, and yet he considers food service, transportation, and hospitality as "working class"?
>Think about it.
he's not. He's a never was pop culture movie critic.
Idk how is this guy still taken seriously?
>what did you expect them to make the Thrawn Trilogy?
OF COURSE YOU STUPID FAT FUCK
the least self aware man on earth
Someone at the Escapist must like him. I try to ignore his videos and just click on the Yahtzee ones. Otherwise I would unsubscribe from their channel. Growing up around Boston, I'm used to these type of leftie liberal know-it-alls. I've been pretty progressive myself most of the time. Even I am sick of Bob's political ramblings. Too bad. I used to like some of his nerd rants. He just became too unaware of himself and got way too cheaply political like everything else these days.
Clearly he's another white man who's opinion is invalid and we should ignore.
I'm pretty sure he's serious. But it's coming from a man who hasn't worked a hard day's in his life and his trying to look at the explain how losing your blue collar working is = to that gay lipsy 24 year old making you a cappuccino.
His entire existence boils down to ideology, and his entire ideology boils down to hurting whoever might have been likely to bully him in high school.
Its clear he is trying to pander to a specific subset of nerd hipsters, maybe trying to sell an image of himself to some online journalism like Vox or Buzzfeed so he can get picked up. I can't believe he would be this unaware. Then again we live in a time when men think their women and mutilate their bodies to appear so, so maybe he is being honest.
He’s based on conception of the neo-man proto-archetypal ‘Adam’ of the post 2001 A Space Odyssey Kubrickian era which is Bill Murray. The key to understanding everything about our modern age is understand Bill Murray’s character in Ghostbusters. Movie Bob is a recreation of Bill Murray. Ghostbusters is a propaganda film in the fashion of USSR and soviet era Chinese political posters. You would be astounded at the influential affect Bill Murray’s character in Ghostbusters had on Gen X’ers.
Actual leftists (ie bernie bros who listen to chapo) fucking hate Bob. Bob isn't even a leftist as much as a weird fascist begging to be validated by a crumbling liberal status quo
>get rid of obsolete working class according to Movie Blob
>starve with no electricity
He's right
Bob is probably the furthest left person on the internet that I can think of. He's to the left of antifa in many cases.
remember the time bob thought chechnya was a christian country?
White people who bitch about white people ironically made me kind of hate white people.
>White people suck!
Yeah, you do.
who
Did his face collapse?
Bob is a actual bonafide fascist clad in liberal thought
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no such thing as "white people"
some fat fag movie reviewer who loves mario bros to the point of creepiness
Is this what overdosing on bluepills looks like?
This is so weird, it's like he started thinking about all the propaganda about the right wing he swallowed and went, "hey, they hate entire demographics of people for literally no reason -- I should start doing that!" How does he justify this hatred in his mind?
you know what I mean
Jesus Christ you're as delusional as he is, trying to label someone who is clearly espousing your positions as a fascist in an attempt to distance yourself from how embarrassing your ideology is when taking it to the extreme while somehow associating whatever nebulous definition of fascism you believe exists.
You're just a big faggot as Bob is, and just as unaware.
i never understood how anyone could believe what bob believes in good faith until i saw that tweet where he said in no uncertain terms "i should be plugged into a hyperreal vr paradise 24/7 by now and it's everyone else's fault that i'm not". he pretends to be a bleeding heart type but his want for futurism and the abolishment of everything that came before is entirely self serving
To be fair, Russia's homophobic Christian government has made a truce with Chechnya's homophobic Muslim government. Not that Bob was aware of this outside MUH RUSSIA and Christians BAD narrative. I just find it interesting that dickhead dictator Putin has made an uneasy peace with some white Muslim fanatics running Chechnya. The whole thing is a fascinating Islamofascist mess.
Its called realpolitik you meme spouting faggot.
I'm a moderate who voted for Bernie and even I think Bob is right there in the left with most other Bernouts. Many of these people who spout leftist drivel don't realize how much they have been conned to also shill for giant corporations like movie studios and networks like CNN. While actual leftists and socialists hate people like Bob for shilling for corporations, people like Bob don't realize how they support such right wing capitalist systems. Today's media landscape is a minefield of stupid political nonsense that just comes across as white noise to me.
I honestly think he tries to just cram as many ten-dollar words into one sentence as humanly possible to sound smart while wearing stupid sunglasses.
He said that Hillary was more left than Bernie, he's not really a leftist.
>societally obsolete white makes working obsolete jobs
So.... himself?
>I'm a moderate
>who voted for Bernie
The right/left wing dichotomy has no real value, you would be a moderate if Bolshevism is considered neoliberalism.
Yeah. Politics make strange bedfellows. Just like how Reagan and Bush's War On Drugs was pretty much in bed with the cartels for a semblance of control, Putin is in bed with Muslim extremists just to maintain order in the region. I know these things aren't black and white, but I still think it's too much of a compromise. I also don't like the mixing of church and state. As an Orthodox Christian, I am sickened by the state persecution of gays on behalf of the Russian Orthodox Church. Plus the Orthodox Church over there has long been involved with their own realpolitik with the Soviets and now ex-KGB thug Putin's government.
As much as I hate the "Russia baaaaaaaaaaaad" narrative of mainstream media... I still think Vlad is a rat fink and his government stinks.
Yes. I think Russiaville sucks.
obsolete implies that it was useful at one point
There's nothing wrong with judging things objectively.
Bob, however, doesn't stick to an objective standard, and even when he does, his standard is terrible. Even if you take what he said there at face value, he judges older movies for not having access to future technology. That's a horrible standard.
No joke, I used to work at a McDonald's with a kid who was a lot like Bob in some ways.
-Never shut the fuck up about Marvel, almost always shat on any and all things DC, Image, and Dark Horse.
>Fat but nowhere near as fat as Bob.
>He'd drive his mom's car to work and plastered it with a buncha 'FUCK DRUMPF' stickers.
>Talked nonstop about socialist and/or communist uprisings.
>Believed we were only a decade away from a Star Trek-like society but Blumpf derailed that and we might be headed back to the dark ages.
>Was a Euphoric Fedgelord.
>Genuinely believed explicit Rap music was fine but Punk rock/Metal radicalized people into becoming violent Neo-Nazis.
>When some grill cook who's about the same age as me and him voted for Trump he got in his face and screamed "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BETRAY YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION FOR A FASCIST!"
>Said grill cook proceeded to fucking clock him in the face.
Also a pretty big sperg over Star Wars and how Rey was a superior character compared to Luke because she's disadvantaged by being a woman with non-white friends (Yes, he legitimately said this) and how Rey would be more impactful on society and a statement towards America if Disney would only let her be gay.
Fellow Bostonian, how do you reconcile the fact that you're fairly progressive but find "the left" these days to be insufferable authoritarian know-it-alls? Cuz I am dealing with that.
Somebody has to have tweeted this to him. How did he react?
I believe he has repteadly stated he doesnt care about the qualities of the Democratic candidate so long as they'll institute leftist judges on the Supreme Court so they'll legalize gay marriage and stuff like that.
I'll bite: do tell
I also voted for Ron Paul in 2012. So I'm used to voting for what I see as honest guys living on pipe dreams.
Naw. He's one of those deluded leftists who actually bought the DNC propaganda.
Here. I made a helpful diagram back during the election.
Putin, at the end of the day is wedged between jew oligarchs, US interests, a dying economy, and a waning worldwide power. He isn't a hero, but I wouldn't paint him a villian. He just is a politician treading water.
I'm not a leftist bucko. I'm saying Bob's relentless hatred of rural white people and weird worship of liberal corporations (like marvel) transcends the left-right spectrum as it is commonly understood.
Randomly hating white people and Christians does not magically make you "leftist"
>Jill Stein
Shame she didn't decide to run again. She's hilarious
>Bernie
>honest
he is a fucking Sovietboo jewish caricature, a limousine liberal living out his fantasy life in whitest, richest Vermont while championing the downtrodden black man. He is a fucking joke.
Redpill me on the Orthodox Church's relationship with Communism. On one hand the founding tenets of Marxism demanded state atheism and thousands if not millions of orthodox Russians were killed. At the same time there was an odd pact in Romania where the Orthodox and the Communists basically ganged up to seize land and buildings from Romania's Catholic minority in the 60s.
She's also very cute.
>if Disney would only let her be gay.
With whom? Rose!?
>Never shut the fuck up about Marvel, almost always shat on any and all things DC, Image, and Dark Horse.
I... I just don't get this mindset. If anything, Image and Dark Horse is more Marvel than Marvel. I can see liking Marvel and shitting on DC, even as more of a DC fan myself, but why the smaller press too? Nowadays I can't be bothered with Marvel or DC after sitting through years and years of shitty crossovers and seeing favorite characters fucked over by editorial bullshit.
Needs a Super Mario sticker on it to be truly complete.
>Farmers had to grow beans, sugar cane, and milk cows
>Factory workers had to pasteurize and package the milk, beans, and sugar
>Even more people had to pack, ship, and transport those items
>Only person that matter is the one that hands Bob's fat ass the cup.
What a fucking idiot.
The only time I liked him is when he called out critic’s bullshit for the new Godzilla. Where critics were just choosing not to pay attention or care and then slam the film for not making things clear (even though they did).
I just keep my mouth shut when friends and family talk about how great Elizabeth Warren is. Though one Dem cousin, who is married to a Trump supporter, does think Warren is a loony tune. I used to vote for her, but I shake my head at this mess of an election. Plus now we even got Moulton, a congressman from Salem running. Heaven forbid they spend their time as a voice in congress where they were elected to by our state. Our state is a fucking shit show.
Fuck if I know. He just spouted off how Rey being a lesbian in text out there in your face would do the franchise wonders with the first openly gay Jedi.
He has fetal alcohol syndrome, which makes him literally retarded. He also unironically lives in his mother's basement, which he calls his "cellar apartment".
Can you really be mad at him at this point?
>Can you really be mad at him at this point?
Yes, yes I can.
I think he's honest... even if he is delusional. Yeah. There is a bit hypocrisy with his standing in a rich white state.
I just remember that a bunch of Russian Orthodox Christians in America felt betrayed by the concessions of the Church in Russia to the Soviets. There is some debate if the church in Russia did this to survive or if a bunch of corrupt church officials just wanted power.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
To be fair, have you seen the rising rent prices around Boston? Even the shitholes in lower Alston are sky high. That reminds me. I think I saw him on a T bus somewhere around there.
>be electrician, basically work in construction
> responsible for running the power from a transformer to the buildings these cucks sit in while they blog, charge their vape pens, jack off to BLACKED, update their twitters-- all activities that require electricity (and god forbid the power goes out, then these estrogents and thots actually have to find something to do besides consuming media)
>get told by fat donothing that my job is meaningless compared to some 22 year old latte boy because "dude the struggle iz real lmao, Braiyden cant even afford the latest iPhone on his $8.25/hr wage as a barista"
I want to see moviebob or a "22 year old barista" attempt to pull 600 feet of 500kcmil wire
Electricians are Based. Thank you for all the porn, sir.
>Punk and Metal makes people Nazis.
How sheltered was this kid? That sounds like an 80s soccer mom would say.
I'm seriously thinking about going to trade school to become an electrician. One of my dad's best friends is a union electrician who oversaw the electrical work during the construction of a major bridge. Do you think I should go for it?
>societally-obsolete white males
>obsolete jobs in obsolete regions
How can a man pretend he's so smart/woke but not understand how the world actually works?
Punk is the most leftist music genre there is just about. Bob that type of person that thinks Johnny Rotten is a fascist just for saying god bless the queen.
Johnny finally had enough and started to be Based again after Brexit. I couldn't believe it.
I don't fear the left because they have abandoned the working class in favor of identity politics. In a real commie revolution coal miners are a lot more valuable than some fag on twitter
Rotten is one of the most impulsive guys ever. He definitely says stuff just because he can
>Punk is the most leftist music genre there is just about.
Punk is anarchist, not leftist, and a large sub-genre of punk is racialist. The fucking Ramones are center right for fucks sake.
politics aside, alls I know is that punk is some REALLY shitty and unenjoyable music.
He had been pretty tame and milquetoast for a long ass time. I'm not sure if he even dyes his hair still.
>Anarchist
>Not leftist
Anarchy can be both left and right wing.
Punk used to be more centrist, but the garbage modern punk scene you see today is far more left leaning.
punk is dead
>a system wherein all government is dissolved is in the same quadrant on a political graph as a system wherein the government controls all aspects of life.
Like said, it can be both left and right wing. That user saying it can't be leftist is being dumb though.
How can you be morbidly obese AND have sickly sunken cheeks? This guy is an anomaly.
Because he makes easily digestible reviews like the other popular youtubers do and is actually generally decent at articulating why he hates or likes something.
Farmers represent an insanely tiny fraction of the population compared to, say, the service industry. Had Blob not forgotten about the entire construction industry he'd be not entirely wrong on this one.
Get the fuck off the internet for five minutes then. Alternatively listen to chapo
it's funny how chapo will shit on bob but share his hatred of flyover country
They're a mirror of Bob, they just fucking hate what they see.
Don't go to trade school. Apply to your local IBEW's "JATC" program. Your dad's friend might be able to tell you more about it and maybe even help you nepotism your way into the program/past the interview.
It's tough work (even though sparky is considered a "princess trade"), you will be working outdoors when its hot or cold, and you will be lifting/pulling heavy shit. You might work 10 hour shifts and be on your feet all day with just a quick 30 minute lunch break at noon, and there's gonna be days when you get shit on for not knowing anything (even though the people you're working for/with know you don't know anything). It's genuinely rewarding and worth it though if you luck out and get paired up with a good contractor/journeyman who is willing to let you learn, provided you show initiative. There's so much more I could tell you about it, but the key advice I can give you is this:
>DONT do "trade school"
>do the IBEW/JATC apprenticeship program. It's an "earn while you learn" deal so you can learn the basics of the trade and after 4-5 years of that, you ideally worked enough hours qualifying you to take (and hopefully pass) your state's journeyman electrician licensing exam
>you're basically going to be someones bitch for 4-5 years but you get paid for it and you get to learn the trade.
>also you dont work with very many women, so the "workplace politics" will be very different compared to an office or a foodservice job
Everyone hates flyovers. Flyovers secretly hate flyovers. But Blob's hatred so transparently comes from a place of desperate, sweating insecurity because he got bullied as a kid that you can't help but loathe his weakness.
Anarchy literally can't be right wing, it's like saying you're a right wing communist. Shit the original anarchists split from Marx because they didn't think he was left enough.
>he doesn't know about anarcho-capitalism
>societally
Is this even a fucking word
Should someone this mentally-deficient have access to power and utilities
anarchy-capitalism is a not real ideology, it's just a dumb meme.
What? If you ever lived in flyover country, you'd know they're just people. They're a little humbler and better behaved than coast people, but mostly they're pretty much the same.
This
I'm a mechanic who fell for the trade school meme, don't fucking do it
you're better off just doing that or going right into the service if you aren't going to a real school
no form of anarchy is a real ideology numbnuts. there will always ALWAYS be a power structure. but you can get closer following rightwing ideology than you ever will with leftwing "thought". All leftism is in inherently authoritarian. Anyone who tells you differently just imagines themselves in the throne.
"no"
brava
So is the idea of supporting communism.
>shitting on Dark Horse
I would have fucking killed him. No jury of my peers would convict.
Get closer to what? What do you think we trying to get too? If you think right-wing politics is moving us closer to an equal society free of unjust hierarchy and authority, which is the goal of anarchy, I have some bad news for you.
He writes like he was given a thesaurus for his birthday.
how would an ideology that necessitates an authoritarian state ever get close to your goal? spoiler alert, its never gonna happen anyway.
I want to see this fat faggot try and survive without farms.
It's pretty obvious he means closer to anarchy
I love it when he implies he's among the elite. Real elites must be in hysterics whenever this fat loser appears on their radar.
| don't believe it will happen either but you seem to be confusing anarchy with communism here. One of the major reasons anarchists like Mikhail Bakunin split from Marx was because he saw the obvious, that his "dictatorship of the proletariat" idea would just lead to a new self-perpetuating dictatorship that worked only to serve it's own interests, which is exactly what happened with Lenin and Stalin and basically every other communist country. Most Anarchist believe in an entirely stateless society in fact. It's not at all a practical idea but it's not really authoritarian.
I hope someone shoots someone.
This is so frustrating. Yes, people working in the service industry are part of the working class. Absolutely. No leftist worth their salt should ignore them. But so are the manual laborers he somehow seems to think don't contribute anything. Shitheads like him are the reason the left is divided and the proletarian movement is dead in the water. Absolutely zero solidarity. What a fucking moron.
Absolutely this. Remember when they had to call in the fucking army to put down rioting coal miners. Those were the days of a strong militant socialist movement in north America.
I know right. Not only has he probably FUCKED DOGS (and at least will passionately defend it) but he is the most transparent fucking ignorant pseud with no understanding of what makes a movie good. I have never sat through a review of his and agreed any observations he makes. Fucking brainlet I despise this ugly cunt
This guy actually believes he's making worthwhile points. I mean he ACTUALLY BELIEVES this. Him and the same 300 uneducated trannies that always favorite his dunce cap tweets.
Flyovers:
>own real estate
>have solid jobs
>can reach people just as easy as anyone else these days thanks to the internet
>currently being re-gentrified by Millennial couples raising families (AKA the actual smart Millennials who didn't buy into the "muh trash city life" meme)
Yeah Bob is a fucktard but then again so are you. Enjoy working your 4 shit jobs to barely swing your monthly basement apartment rent while the smarter of your generation reclaim the flyover territory. Have fun turning out your own asshole to rich old white men to supplement your meager income, urban retard. yeah you're so elite. By rhe time dumb motherfuckers like you finally figure out that the winning move was to get your stake in the rural areas, there won't be anything left for your useless ass.
I can't believe my little Jill is this cute!
He doesnt, u just need to read more
This guy calls himself a coastal elitist?
lawl