Tell me they won't fuck it up

garbage for edgy high school tumblr girls
embarrassing any of you actually enjoy this shit

Will they make her Black?

not bad

who as despair?

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how would they even do that third panel without making it look cheesy as shit?

If anyone has capeshit integrity it's Ezra, he wouldn't let them fuck up the aesthetic even if he is such an flaming homo.

she's going to be played by a black or a mutt

A talented cinematographer can probably pull it off.

lena dunham

Gaiman won't allow them to fuck her up, he cares about her more than anything else in Sandman

She's going to be a strong woman of color you know

he actually got amazon to do Good Omens right. hopefully he can hold the same influence over netflix

i surely hope so

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>David Goyer is attached
Pretty much confirmed to be DOA.

That's Death who is the sister of Sandman (aka Dream), you illiterate twat.

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John C Reily

Yeah. Lustful drag queens and androgynous glam rockers were so much better in the 80s. Today's drag queens are so sub par.

That's his sister.

where would she go?

does anyone remember if Dream ever adopted a female form? there was that tribe in africa that apparently had gender-specific versions of a story that involed him, but we never got to read the female version so no idea if he was female there

The Outside.

good picks once again

who as lucifer?

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>Gaiman
yikes

Tom Ellis

Probably well within their capabilities so it wouldn't surprise me if Dream has done that at some point or another.

Brendan Fraser

tom ellis but reckoned, with long blonde hair

shut the fuck up pleb

If she so didn't want to kill me with such intense hatred I'd make babies with her

I wish I could. But some things just can’t be filmed.

>yfw Netflix is trying to capitalize on the viewership that Lucifer generated and the only reason Sandman is even on the table is so Tom can cross over and play him

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>yfw Sandman was pitched as a Lucifer prequel series

oh shit i didn't know he was supposed to be playing gaiman's lucifer

just seemed like another boring supernatural helps a detective series

I sense the coming of...a black death...

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So when does The Sandman join a young Hispanic detective woman and together they fight crime?

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He's a crazy crime novelist.
She's a tough New York detective.
Together they fight crime!

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Damn he’s perfect

One's a hard-bitten detective.
One's a robot.
They fight crime!

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yep, he's got a bar in LA where he frequently plays the piano inbetween solving cases, also Mazakeen is his right hand demon

Well. More based on the Mike Carey penned spinoff series set on Earth, but that was still Gaiman's version after the events of the Sandman book.

And they still fucked it up.

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Roger Daltrey from The Who.

She's a zombie.
He's a smart alec black cop.
Together they fight crime!

They actually removed the weredog and ghost from the comic so it would be just a cliche cop show with zombies.

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Not enough chin. Definitely more Young Bowie.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Imagine ANY ADAPTATION delivering in even the SLIGHTEST form

Well they utterly ruined Preacher and already niggerflipped characters in The Boys (after deleting a major black character no less) so I don’t see why pretentious Goth throwback garbage should be immune to being fucked over.

man preacher could've been so good

Dan "the man" Schneider

Bowie's corpse animated with strings and wire
Andy Serkis as Bowie in a motion capture suit

W-what if after you die you really did have a cute smug goth girl silently judge you before taking you into the afterlife hahahaha....

Idris Elba as Death.

>Preacher

I love Ennis' work including "Preacher", but I intentionally avoided the show. What did they do to it?

Did they get rid of Mother's Milk?

Unironically Melissa Mccarthy

>sister
They were brothers you literal cuck

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who for delirium?

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Next you're gonna tell me Nyarlathotep isn't an adorable Japanese girl!

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Or that Neil Gaiman and Alan Moore aren't cute Japanese girls doing cute things!

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So much has been retconned since the ‘90’s that I’m not even sure if this is canon anymore.

Everyone will be black

Good god why did I ever enjoy Gaiman's pretentious douchebaggery?

Kate blanchett

The sheboon from ghostbusters willen dafoe

sandman is really his best tho

guy now almost has all his stuff filmed (coraline, mirrormask, stardust, neverwhere, american gods) damn

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one thing, instead of tulip being a blonde girl with a Based dad who raised her by himself shes a black chick who needs no man who was raised in an abusive home and use to run away to jesses and hang out, yes they grew up together

she played the snob so fucking well its a shame there was never a sequel

they also messed up with the plotlines (putting odin at the start) and the personalities (esp jesse)

Gayman is a scientoligist jew who fucks bisexual pornstars.
There was a sweet spot just before Trump got elected when a good Death was possible. It isn't now.
The slightly freaky Death of gayman will become a grotesque in the new jew empire.
Let Death rest in peace.

preacher is american as fuck, why even bother to adapt it when the source material and fanbase is almost completely oposite to whats popular right now

youtu.be/zE56AUIDkag?t=151
Like this except the background is a field of stars instead of blackness.

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great page
loved the whole story of delirium's and dream's trip to find him

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Literally the most based character on Sandman

they should change all actors for every story, similar like the comics change the art

>Morpheus Sandman is a black detective who is partnered with Hob Gadling, an obese, rude, racist, misogynist and homophobic older cop
>together they must solve a series of hate crimes and fight a giant spider
Is what I'm expecting.

Arseface's dad isn't a crazy drunk afraid of Martian Niggers but just a nice fat guy
Jesse sends Arseface into Hell in the first season
Nothing happens
Nothing at all
Ever

I stopped watching that shit did it ever get to the Jody?

Jonah hill

Cool idea but the average american brainlet would be so confused.

i can see that happening in some ways like when certyain characters encounter one of the endless they will changer appearance
i hope they get some queer fucker to play desire though since the gender is always changing

I don't know I never got that far

yes and it was shit the only thign that really happened was the "im proud o' you boy" line when he finally kills him

just give him a break ornella hasn't he had enough?

yea I don't think I even want to see what they did to it

its alright lad they made TC the fucking animal fucker a nice guy

unironically
the moner would make a perfect death

what? how does that work? actually I don't think I want to know
>tfw we'll never get that story of Jody and TC in their own action movie with the movie star
probably my favorite part of Preacher t.b.h

>how does that work
it doesnt user, it just fucking doesnt

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is there a single comic book sophisticated enough for someone older than 18?

Gaiman was CurrentYear ClownWorld SJW before there was any such thing. This is going to be degenerate bullshit because it was always degenerate bullshit.

Unironically this one.

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It's impossible NOT to fuck up 'gods and abstract concepts as humans', especially if they do stupid shit like think and express their ideas like humans. They're just deluded wizards at that point.

cerebus ?

so it's basically a stupider version of the Greek gods?

Nothing's sophisticated for someone older than 18. That's why all the """adult""" fiction is genuinely more retarded than children's fiction. Only difference is """adult""" fiction sometimes tries to take itself seriously, ironically achieving the opposite of its intended effect by being too arrogant or oblivious to realize how stupid it is.

so just like everything else that fucking show did, thanks saved me some time

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Half of those characters will end up being black

>ruining Tulip's dad
damn, that's pretty rotten of 'em

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her being black was much less of an issue then this, she had a great backstory and they fucking ruined it, I want an explanation from Rogan why the fuck he changed it

The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck

Has she played Bowie yet?

SOLD!

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Isn't kind racist to change the father from a loving supporting father to an abusive one now that she's black?

>2020
>no black tranny death

its really strange but I think rogan has an issue with fathers, Jesses dad is a preacher and an abusive asshole to just not as bad as tulips, but then arsefaces dad is pretty nice its all fucking weird and bad

>ywn see young Kate Bush playing Death

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