Cast her
Halo TV series
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a MOMMY
Idris Elba
If we could go back in time to before we knew she was a homewrecker.
perfect
Too white
Master Chief has been cast
> why CAN'T Cortana be black?
He looks good on American Gods, and is like 6'6"
Here's your Cortana bro.
Obv
Master who?
this movie was impossible to watch because i wanted to suck her asshole and lick her armpits the whole time
a cgi model with a good voice actress
Whoopi Goldberg
You trying to get a steel toe sandwich, midge?
Idris Elba
She was so hot but she aged like shit, damn.
are those contacts never seen eye color like that, ngl
queen latifah
Nick Sobotka is Master Chief? Holy shit
Explain this to me
Who's she?
Here's your Cortana, bro
zoe saldana
Done.
How would you even make a Halo movie let alone a TV series? Who would be the main characters and what would the plot be about? Would it just follow the plot of the games?
Daisey
BEEFY.
Are you blind? She looks great.
Mary Winstead you ratards.
mr warwick what are you doing here?
A Negress knowing modern hollywood.
Idris Elba
if only she were younger
Mommy
there is only one answer
muh phallus
couldnt they just use the person who mo-capped for halo 4 cortana?(aka best cortana)
They could probably just rip Jen Taylor's lines from the games at this point.
If they adapted the book, The Fall of Reach it would become a multimillion dollar franchise.
Anime Shodan GF Cortana > Mommy Milkies Cortana
hard to imagine anyone else but her as cortana
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i would agree with you if it werent for the fact that halo 4 cortana also had wide hips and a meaty ass
They tried to desexualize her by making her more “realistic” and unwittingly created a far larger normalfag appeal in the post Minaj world.
A Kino adaptation would use the original actress
>youtube.com
Oh, don't I know...
i dont think they were trying to desexualize her, i think they were trying to make her look more like a milf since her character was getting older
It was definitely a move to make her “more realistic body standards”
she had a realistic type of body in halo 3 tho, and if we're getting technical about it there are a lot of girls with body types similar to halo 1/2 cortana. the only noticeable difference between 3 and 4 is her face looks like a realistic face(since it is)
I meant the McGregor bit
Makes sense since she was a nog originally anyways.
Yeah let’s pretend like she wasn’t an anime waifu and those droopy tits and cheesecake ass was always there
Literally make her CGI when Jen Taylor as the voice actress.
Literally make Master Chief CGI as he never leaves the suit and get Steve Downes as the voice actor.
EZ.
you do know that thats what happens when most women get older right?
Cortana is not a woman.
Yes but make Chief played by a real suit actor but voiced by Downes
she's not a literal woman but she is a copy of one and unlike most a.i in the lore cortana technically ages which is why they make her look older in each of the games to show that progression
she's a tiny blue hologram
She never looks older, just different, until 343 decided the anime/shodan influence wasn’t important anymore.
halo 1 cortana looks like shes in her late teens while her halo 3 version looks like she in her mid 20s, at least thats the way it looks to me
I can understand why you would think that, but if you know the character, especially the books you would know that’s inaccurate.
halle berry
Okay. There may be something wrong with me, but I feel like 10 years ago they announced a halo tv show or movie at e3 and it never happened, and i feel like they did again 5 years ago. Did any of these actually get made or am I imagining things.
4 > 2 > 3 > 1
what the fuck am I looking at
the only halo book ive read is contact harvest so you're probably right on that end but if you look at it purely from a game perspective it makes sense that she would "age" as the games progress
You’ve got it EXACTLY backwards.
CE Cortana looks like a 14 year old boy
She looks like a cool unused Oni hologram that is ripped straight out of an anime or System Shock 2. The way she changes color in the control room to green with red eyes is fucking kino, and purplely pink is better than blue.
Mommy Cortana is just a blue woman.
this
>The way she changes color in the control room to green with red eyes is fucking kino
Is there a video for this? The remaster broke this and I've been trying to find an original version of the CE cutscene for a while now but it hasn't turned up which sucks.
I completely forgot she even changed color until that video about the games' downgrades told me, I wanna see it.
an image that i felt best portrays my thoughts.
Emily Browning is Ike 5'2
>Cast her
???
She is a hologram, just keep her voice actor and make her CG.
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Fucking gearbox...
Olivia Munn. Duh
Thank you very much!
Bonnie Ross
ew
Friendly reminder that she'll probably only show up as a voice and we'll never get to see her body and if we do she's probably gonna be a black tranny
I read The Fall of Reach probably 5 or 6 times in high school, it's genuinely a good sci-fi novel on its own merits. The novelization of the first game (Halo: The Flood), however, fucking SUCKS.
They have to include Cortana, she's one of Halo's 2 main characters. Her physical appearance is almost as important as her voice in the games and this is television, she's getting shown.
image that was made to simulate what a stroke feels like, everything in that image is vaguely familiar but ultimately unrecognizable.
I wouldn't subject any actor to one of the dullest franchises in the history of FPS franchises. Seriously each episode following the space marine and his pals from the UNSC as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the slow gameplay, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of mechanics, all to make movement molasses, to make bullets seem magnetic.
Perhaps the die was cast when Bungie vetoed the idea of Apple funding the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for directx. The Halo series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Perfect Dark series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to with 343i.
>a-at least the single player was good though
"No!"
The level design is dreadful; the single player was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I went for a walk, the designer instead put an un-involved corridor in my path.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a corridor was encountered. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Bungie's mind is so governed by cliches and flat topography that they have no other style of gameplay. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Halo by the same Jason West. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Halo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Call of Duty." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Halo” you are, in fact, trained to play Call of Duty.
i want to fug cortana
Wew. Nice digits.
>tfw Halo was literally my first FPS
quads of truth
Kek
Rainbow Six was mine.
based but Halo is still one of the best games of all time
halo is trash and ruined the FPS genre (along with CoD) for a decade with its influence
Question for my Halo frens: what's the best single level in any Halo game and why is it Long Night of Solace from Reach?
Cry more quakefag. CE is a genuinely great game and 3 had very solid multiplayer. Blame Half Life if anything (not that any game should be blamed for copycats).
The Library unironically.
>blame half life
why? half life doesn't play like it's going through a molasses filter and doesn't have aim assist
I remember watching my brothers play it when I was little. That staircase on The Pillar of Autumn looked like the biggest thing in the world and I would always turn the Xbox off after the cutscene where the Flood were revealed cause I was so spooked.
Because that’s where your cinematic experience simulator to replace your precious doom/quake clone came from you baby.
I got spooked by the flood too, I wouldn't play those levels alone so I had to wait for a friend to come over so we could beat the game playing coop.
I don't give a fuck if a game has cutscenes, of which there were far less in half life than halo as long as the gameplay itself is good. Halo has the worst of both worlds
You have shit taste in weapon/encounter/map design if you think CE has a shitty campaign.
>halofags deflecting onto half life again
not only are the gameplay mechanics and physics in halo awful, the "level design", and I use that term loosely, is composed of extremely linear copy-pasted corridors
>halo
>good weapon design
halo has the worst weapon feel of any game i've played, the original especially had almost nothing unique aside from the needler and that's pushing it
>youtube.com
The Ark, for this small segment alone.
>Yea Forums and halo
can someone post cunnycortana?
Once again, you prove you’ve never played CE’s campaign past the first mission, if any.
Every weapon has a purpose in CE and the shield system/flood levels allows them all a sense of depth.
halo's campaign being filled with copy pasted corridors is a common complaint you clod
>halo has the worst weapon feel of any game i've played
these games came out twelve years ago, around the time you were born. So of course the weapons aren't as unique as the weapons in overwatch or cod. Halo set the tone and standard for every fps since. And like this based user saidEvery weapon has a purpose, no cluttering the sandbox with useless derivative shit. Fucking zoomers.
It’s commonly incorrect. The later games are more linear, sure, but CE has only two “corridor” levels and both have an express purpose. PoA is the tutorial level designed to get you used to the covenant, the sandbox and the idea of exploration and redirection only to wow you with the expansiveness of the next level. The Library is a combat gauntlet that is designed to fuck your ass nonstop with Flood as you have nowhere to hide and dwindling ammo in the dark.
Most Halo levels (in CE) are non linear and promote exploration and creating your own unique encounters. Combat can be approached many different ways.
Yeah man, old Halos suck. My lame stepdad plays them and they are no where near as fast paced as fortnite or apex!
>around the time you were born
halokiddie trying to push the underage angle at anyone else, lel
>So of course the weapons aren't as unique as the weapons in overwatch or cod
the fact that you think cod has unique weapons speaks volumes, not going to bother tackling the rest of your post
Halo was the fortnite/apex trash of its time, don't kid yourself
So was Quake 3 and Doom :^)
was actually CS before halo, but CS was at least respectable unlike halo/CoD/fortnite/apex
okay faggot, instead of shitting on everything from your highhorse, with your clearly superior taste. How bout you tell us what you consider a good fps that was unique and not on the rails.
You have no perception of quality engagement design.
Stop making us look bad.
Respond to this, Quakefag.
says the guy who called doom the fortnite of its time
quake, serious sam, UT are a few. If you want me to limit to console FPS games, Perfect dark and the firs two turok games
>Turok is better than Halo
Lmao
I'm not going to repeat myself
your comment was in relation to uniqueness and not on rails, although the level design of turok was also far better than halo. Look upon my image and cower in fear halotard. The weapons in turok, especially the second one, are far more unique than halo
second part for
You’ve said nothing to refute what I said, which I expected, you have no refutation. You’ve never played Halo and are just mad that Quake clones died.
really, I've refuted nothing? Are you telling me these turok.fandom.com
you're even dumber than I thought
And you have trouble following multiple conversations apparently.
if you're the faggot talking about how halo isn't linear hallways, there's nothing in halo that comes close to the image I posted
Halo isn’t maze shooter, it’s a non linear sandbox environment. Of course Halo maps don’t look like that. Find me a Turok level that has more opportunity for unique and player driven engagement than The Silent Cartographer or Halo.
>non-linear
no
>sandbox
if you stretch that definition as thin as you can, I suppose it's correct
>Find me a Turok level that has more opportunity for unique and player driven engagement than The Silent Cartographer or Halo.
lair of the blind ones
>no
>if you stretch that definition as thin as you can, I suppose it's correct
Not an argument
>lair of the blind ones
Incorrect. It’s a good level, but it isn’t as open and free as Silent Cartographer.
Once again your prove yourself mechanically illiterate. Like all salty Quakefags that have been bleating in Halo threads for 10+ years.
>open and free as Silent Cartographer.
have you not looked at the image I posted? The amount of ways you can tackle the level and missions far exceed anything in a halo level
>Not an argument
you didn't bring up any points to argue, halo is a linear FPS and has been historically criticized for it. calling it non-linear doesn't make you correct
Yes I have, and I’ve played the level. It’s a decent maze shooter. It’s not a sandbox shooter.
>Halo has been historically-
The history of salty quakefags whining on Yea Forums that maze shooters are dead and conflating Halo influenced games with Halo itself. You have nothing.
>it's not a sanbox shooter
I never said it was, but it has far more "unique and player driven engagement" which you stated
>only quakefags think halo is linear
the mindset of a halobaby
for further evidence, here's the first and least complex level in turok 2. Notice how it is more meticulously crafted and has far more "unique and player driven engagement" than anything in halo
You don’t understand the difference between a sandbox shooter and a maze shooter and what that kind of player feedback loop looks like if you think posting a map has anything to do with meaningful player driven engagement. Maze map design is great for controlling exactly how a player will interact with each engagement. Halo CE provides the player with multiple vantage points, weapons and vehicles to allow them to choose their own way of tackling a scenario. It’s a sandbox shooter.
Yes, you’re a quakefag, i’ve delt with many many of you through the years.
>BoB/Generation Kill style docudrama following maybe an ONI Wetwork team, or an ODST Squad
>Fall of Reach arc
>Horror style found footage flood arc
see links related for pure halo kino
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>Halo CE provides the player with multiple vantage points, weapons and vehicles to allow them to choose their own way of tackling a scenario
and this doesn't come close to the amount of ways you can tackle the level/mission structure of turok. Not to mention there is far more weapon variety to make up for lack of vehicles
>you're a quakefag
yes I like quake, I also like several other FPS games I posted about
>i’ve delt with many many of you through the years.
I'm shaking
You’re simply wrong. If Turok is the best you have i’ll accept your concession. Do yourself a favor, pirate CE on PC and give it a wack with an open mind. You’ll see how much of an ass you’ve been, and learn that not every shooter needs to be a maze shooter.
>you're simply wrong
who's the one without arguments now? I've posted the maps and the multiple ways to tackle to missions, let alone move through the levels, is more than any multiple scenerio you can pull up in halo
>if turok is the best
it's one of many I've used to counter your shit, I could easily use perfect dark instead if I wanted to keep it console FPS only
>Do yourself a favor, pirate CE on PC and give it a wack with an open mind
no thanks, I've had my fill of this shitty series
>not every shooter needs to be a maze shooter
sure, I enjoyed the new prey and doom games
Halo is garbage, then again all video games are
Get off my board you faggots
You’ve provided nothing that can match CE’s best levels. If you’re going to continue to repeat yourself and accept ignorance on your part, I suppose that’s on you.
>Doom 2016 is better than CE
Alright, now I know i’m actually wasting my time. Thanks.
>Okay Chief, I am connected to the Fleshlite 2.0
Who cares, any adaptation is going to be dogshit. Nobody cares about the lore or the main ideas of the franchise, and after the 343 games the story is fucked, plus you have to have obligatory black trannies in all media these days. If neil blomkamp had done it back in the day it could have been kino but that opportunity is long gone
based opinion. One of the levels where the best theme plays too
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The Ark is a really fun level too
video games surpassed movies decades ago, old timer
>playing games for plot
>you've proved nothing
I've proved that the weapon variety is larger in turok as is the level design being more complex, multiple times. I even posted the first level of 2 being more involved than anything in halo, but keep clogging your hears
of course doom 2016 is better than CE, it's fast, doesn't have aim assist on the superior platform, has more complex level design in the mars segments (doom segments are same as halo shit), and the enemies are more varied
>playing games for PLOT
planescape was such an awful game
WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
*spams glory kill*
You fell for it hook line and sinker. Absolutely terrible taste in game design.
You don’t understand the difference between a maze shooter and a sandbox shooter. You’ve done nothing to prove your point and have only highlighted your ignorance of this difference and the goals of each.
>Protip: no maze shooter that has ever existed is more open to meaningful player driven combat than Halo.
Maze shooters allow for very precise and controlled engagement from developers, which has its own appeal.
thems fighting words
Video games will never surpass film as their medium is a simple distraction, nothing more. The games you listed are also just simple distractions in the same vein as minesweeper
Explain how film (or any art) is more than a simple distraction and i’ll explain why games are not either. Define “not a simple distraction” so I know what I must argue.
>spams glory kills
yes this optional mechanics certainly goes against anything I said
>Maze shooters allow for very precise and controlled engagement from developers
again, look at my image and see the different ways you can tackle the missions. This isn't the original doom with key hunting
it really was, the combat might be the worst in any game i've played, your choices barely make a difference in the game, your party members are useless in terms of narrative aside from morte, and party building is essentially non existent
>glory kills are an optional mechanic
>optional mechanics don’t count if you don’t engage with them
Holy fuck you just keep digging worse.
None of the games in that pic are good
>optional mechanics don’t count if you don’t engage with them
yes? that's the point of an optional mechanic. Glory kills don't go against doom being faster, having better level design, its lack of aim assist, and more varied enemy design; all of which you ignored and chose to attack an optional mechanic instead because you lack an argument
right, wrong, wrong
how am I wrong? The only choices that matter are trias living or dying or what you do in the end. You don't get to level your party members either, and you pretty much have to play TNO as a mage
>WAAAAAAAAAH MY TOYS ARE SERIOUS ART!
Go away, billy
>optional mechanics don’t count if you don’t engage with them
uh, yeah. they're optional
Games are not a singular experience, the inclusion of Glory Kill health/ammo dispensers have essentially negated any challenge from the game and the meaning of beating it. It’s like giving Dark Souls a pussy mode. Sure, you can elect to play sub optimally, but that’s just you beating a game by your own retard rules. I’m not even going to tackle everything else because it’s just incorrect (besides aim assist, which Halo also lacks on PC)
I have never played TNO as a mage.
“Just don’t play optimally”
Why?
>he inclusion of Glory Kill health/ammo dispensers have essentially negated any challenge from the game and the meaning of beating it
what? the game is balanced around the mechanic, glory kills aren't free either
>it's like giving dark souls a pussy mode
summoning is pussy mode, a, you guessed it, optional mechanic. Just like Glory kills. Nice job proving yourself wrong
>just incorrect
doom certainly isn't faster than halo, nope, not at all. Fucking deluded
playing a game optimally is playing it how you enjoy it the best. You can choose to ignore it, same goes for dark souls and summoning (or magic/miracles) which you posted as an example supporting your end. DOOM 2016 is designed in a way you can ignore glory kills with either item pick ups from the map or the chainsaw
>the game is balanced around shit so it isn’t shit
You don’t understand game design
>summoning is pussy mode
It’s also not game breaking and constant, unlike glory kills. Nice job proving yourself retarded.
>faster
Of course it’s faster, I don’t think it’s possible to create a maze shooter slower than Halo, missed that.
I enjoy playing a game optimally (as do most people, cornerstone of game design). Why create a shit mechanic that makes playing optimally not fun?
>You don’t understand game design
clearly I understand it better than you if you don't think the game can be designed around the mechanic
>summoning isn't game breaking
yes it is, it's actually far more gamebreaking than glory kills. The AI in every souls game isn't designed to deal with multiple enemies and gets destroyed, even with one extra phantom let alone 3. It's also constant and available in each area
>summoning isn't game breaking in dark souls
please shut the fuck up, you're an idiot
you used dark souls as an example of no pussy mode, say you play optimally, then act like it's still good even though summoning is far more broken than anything in doom. You're not getting out of this one
>can
But it isn’t.
Fuck it, i’m wasting my time and HAVE been wasting my time for way too long. You’ve provided no argument of note or anything worth considering. Your knowledge of even the basics of game design is abysmal. Thanks for playing again, quakefag.
>but it isn't
it is, field items are severely reduced to compensate and drops are in relation to HP, it's also adjusted on different difficulties
>I'm leaving after getting assblasted and destroyed!
good please fuck off. You're a complete moron who thinks glory kills are more broken than summoning in dark souls, when the AI isn't even designed to deal with multiple targets. I wouldn't be surprised if you played through the entire game with summons and think it's ok. Your understanding of game mechanics is also horrible, though I'm not surprised considering you're a halo idiot. Watch this video and realize why you're a troglodyte youtube.com
terrible because cortana isn't obese
>starting right off the bat with kidnapped 7 year old children getting woken up with shock batons
they don't have the balls
red hair, must be a weasley
Motherfucking Porn Stache?! Sold!
Valorie Curry
Reddit post.
Halo 4 Cortana looks like my mom and I don't like it
I want to fuck your mom
Stop. :(
found your cortana
WHO?!
How would you feel if Chief turns Cortana into human with some dumb Forerunner tech, marry his waifu and live happily ever after?
learn2reversesearch
Hello, new crush.
It's going to be the other way around.
Cortana will clone Chief's brain, turn it into an AI, and then they live together forever.
He earned it. Chief... had a hard life
>tfw no gamer waifu gf
I wonder if she LARPs... I'm heavily into VtM LARPing in Europe right now.
sheriff woody
>cortana continously makes herself more cheesecake since john doesn't fuck her
unreal tounrnament 99 was mine
arooga humina humina
Rose McIver
Aka Zombiefu
She also has the voice for it
ten years ago she would have been perfect
>an ODST show shot like Band of Brothers
>a show about the USNC Infinity and its crew, like Battlestar Galactica
One rule would be to never show the Chief. We can mention him or hear about his achievements but never see him on screen. I believe that Halo is more than the Chief so every live-action production should always follow that rule. The goal would be to add more to the lore, the worldbuilding, not wank on the Chief.
perfect choice for diversity and pandering
Neil Blomkamp was going to make a Halo movie, but it never happened. Then, around 4-5 years later, a Halo web series was made. So, no, you're not crazy at all.