Avengers is the most ambitious cross-ov-

based Alice poster!

>he thinks human rights are a real thing that actually exist in reality

lmao

she's the perfect shade of brown

We need to destroy capitalism NOW, guys...

Personally, I just found her technique mediocre.

golly I hope it wasn't me

this is the future of social media

troll accounts
corporations
black people
donald trump
japanese pedophiles

is there anyone else who uses twitter?

Ah yes the infamous Steak-Umms sweat shops

you forgot stan twitter.

little children being exploited under awful conditions to assemble by hand all those steak sandwiches under the whip of the steak foreman, it's despicable

can anybody who uses twitter tell me why every reaction picture is a black person

Imagine them having a conversation

Twitter is full of black people, and white people who want to be black

Twitter users are the people who watch steve harvey and vh1 reality shows.

That's the present but it's 90% niggers and fags virtue signaling.

They’re lumped in with troll accounts with uma kompton and kelsey fiona being trolls but also considered stans

I had Steak-umms for dinner.

Black Twitter creates Twitter culture, everyone else latches onto it

Also not ALL the reaction images are black people, there's also that girl who looks like Jennifer Lawrence but isn't actually Jennifer Lawrence

you cant get cancer from reading, so they literally did not, they figuratively might have

I expected a dick to pop out

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You might need to take a break from the internet, friend.

based

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>Customer service in 2006
>Call the number
>tell them your issue
>they deal with whatever it is and give you a coupon
>Customer service in 2019
>Have to make a twitter account
>tweet them your issue
>"LOOOOL BRUH FUCK YOU NIBBA BTW BUY THE NEW HOT CHEETOS FUCKINATOR *DAB DAB DAB DAB DOUBLE DAB*
>Put in a meme compilation for Savage roasts

>tfw I'm on the team that manages the social media accounts of an international conglomerate

We unironically have team meetings before we tweet things out. Everyone in our department, including corporate, knows that our SOM presence does fuckall for the brand, but they still pump about $7 million annually into our useless little department to make sure we catch little shitters before they can go crying to the media.

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Everyone with a twitter account who isn't an artist posting porn should be permanently interred in a forced labour camp until they die. Porn artists will still be punished for not using a better site to host their porn but not as severely.

I have no idea who you are employed by, but why not just tweet things that are completely safe like promoting new products? I mean who wants to follow Digornio's or wal-mart.

I think my local kinoplex has one of these.

>not using a better site
It is the better site. No other popular social media site allows porn.
>inb4 n-newgrounds
Yeah, no one uses that shit.

>he thinks human made creations dont exist.
I think you got confused since the concept is only useful while you can enforce it, brainlet

Hey at least it's entertaining

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>but why not just tweet things that are completely safe like promoting new products?
We have a team of 3 people who are in charge of creating these social media campaigns. And every week when all the teams get together, their silly campaigns are pushed aside.

These 3 people have been creating campaigns for as long as I've been here (2 years) and nothing they've ever done has been published. They might as well not exist.
And we only market products when we get explicit requests from corporate. We're not allowed to decide what's important and what's not for the corporation.

muh property is a human right trumptard

BK nuggies are actually really good especially for $1.50

You don't say

everyone wants to be a nigga but nobody wants to be a nigga

Wendy's sure talks a lot of shit for being the slowest and most inconsistant fast food place. It seems like over half the time, I wait 20 mins in the drive through to be served a cardboard burger that sat on the grill for a decade.

I refuse to believe that this is real
I will now close the thread

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most of them do, right next to the popcorn mines and the soda refinery

>slowest and most inconsistant
You seem to have a nigger problem, not a Wendy's problem. All my Wendy's are great.

Imagine if chic-fil-a started making redpilled shitposts on twitter.

Wendy’s is the best of the large drive thru chains by a country fucking mile.

Im really surprised they’re not banned already just for existing.

I remember when things like this were frowned upon on the internet. Why the hell is it encouraged now?

moslems dont believe in medicine let alone illnesses

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Google "Coca cola columbia".

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bump

stress has been linked to cancer

Normies took over the internet. Using your real name online was highly discouraged/borderline unthinkable until facebook came along.

Fucking Amerians

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I can't wait for all restaurants to be taco bell

cringe

For the record, this is a fake image.

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>instantly recognizing our brands because they're all over your shitty little country and there is literally nothing you can do about it

:^)

Gooks aren't human

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I get the weirdest service at the Wendy's by my house. They either forget one part of the order or give like the complete opposite of what I ordered
>woman at the window to give change
>she physically is struggling to make change and do simple subtraction
>gives me my change
>you forgot a quarter
>gives me a "free frosty for a year" keychain in exchange for not telling her boss about this because she'd be fired
frosty turned out to be a waste of time since its in a cup smaller than the chili one they use

hes south african sweetie

What is this picture implying

I would hope, though could actually see wendy's tweeting something stupid like that

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racism is peak cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30

I think it's implying that you can get cancer from your phone.

Low income people are drawn to social media like their lifes depended on it

having sex with 7 year olds isnt a science

/thread

Is Yea Forums social media?

literally fake and literally gay

lmfao the only brands that are in europe are bk and r&m and i guess elon

perhaps, instead what tipped off the american-ness is instead the branded advertisement, the blatant consumer adoration of promoted content, and the english language

Unironicly this. we need toerase any internet communication between people. Bonds should be one of travel and mystery like they used to be.

Oh dear god. This twitter thread is a MOOD. How is Mcdonalds going to clap back?

I am literally SCREAMING

int came to the conclusion that only wh*Te american incel teenagers and divorced male boomers actually find this shit funny or charming

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How do you live, bro? I mean, you're eating and drinking stuff that corporations own. You're posting on things made in sweat shops for billion dollar corps. The hilarity is, you spout 'consume' yet you immediately go to a reddit meme, literally the apex of sheep mentality, by posting basedjak. That's how indoctrinated you are. You react in the same predictable way. Or as you'd say it, 'NPC'. You're not only a hypocrite, you're dumb as fuck too.

>I am literally SCREAMING
I've seen this in Yea Forums twitter caps 'screaming'; what does it mean? Is it the newest social media term for 'excited' or something? I don't use social media so I don't get exposed to twitter or fb outside of Yea Forums.

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>white guy saying NIBBA
lol how is that okay? Because he's le hip reddit businessman?

haha user when you pretend to be a boomer it's so on brand!

The onion has some pretty good tweets

Who's six year old child drew this comic?

>look up tweet to see if real
>read the replies

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>this is the world we live in

I can understand if a joke is so entirely over the line and complaining about it, but every little fucking thing is now offensive to some idiot who feels the need to be offended on behalf of a demographic they're not even part of

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it's still true.

They are part of the group of drooling imbeciles though.

This is capitalism

who would even think this was a serious insult to actual mentally disabled people and not just retards on twitter?

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where is BASED Denny's on all of this?

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Shut up jew lover

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unironically reddit, backed up on a personal website

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I'm such a shut in at this point I don't know what anyone does. I guess Facebook is dying but Twitter is replacing it, but nobody on Twitter can possibly be reading this right?

I CLAPPED
I SAW THE BRANDS VIRAL MARKETING AND I CLAPPED

blame the blacks in the back for not being able to replicate things that are conceived to be easily replicated. black people hate working, they fucking hate it.

>thumbnail.jpg
embarrassing

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is there nothing popularity doesn't ruin?

I'm so glad not to have a twitter or engage on it, ever.

>>I will pay you $11 per hour to work here
>I agree
whoa why isn't anyone stepping in and stopping this?

Nope, it's corporatism.

Based coca

Ok not gonna like this is Epic.

Destroy All Monsters was the best crossover

This is literally the fault of fucking marketers. Marketers are literally the reason America is not the Burgerpunk capital of the world and why our culture has been eroded to practically nothing but consumerism of the worst kind. This dry, soulless social media "outreach" is fucking marketers taking hoards of accumulated research via unethical means (the spying on your phones and social media) and running it through their systems to find out what people respond to and then design a fucking product-by-committee and literally THIS fucking image is the end result of all that.

I fucking swear, marketers are of their father the devil. I fucking hate them so much.

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>literally the reason America is not the Burgerpunk
Omit the "not". FUCK

There are people that use "support the developer" as the only reason needed to pay for digital distribution. It is nothing more than giving a donation to a company
>don't you dare ask for a physical copy and don't you dare pirate, support the developer!

And brainwashers such as (((Gabe Newell))) using literal brainwashing tactics

>wow wendys is based they make epic sassy twitter post!
why did people fall for this?

Boo hoo, it's a bunch of interns being stupid on Twitter. What a travesty

Get over yourself, faggot. The most embarrassing thing about it is you writing a fucking paragraph on how bad it pissed you off.

Fuck off kike.

>ableism
Why is it not ok to make fun of retards who should know better?

>Gook cartoon consuming fat retarded weeb whines about the death of his culture unironically

Physician heal thyself with a shotgun in your mouth you absolute brainlet fuck.

>OMG THIS BRAND'S INTERN THAT RUNS THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS IS JUST LIKE ME

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They were paying people like $130 a month and paying paramilitary groups to murder them if they asked for more.

>>Gook cartoon consuming fat retarded weeb whines about the death of his culture unironically
I am literally none of those you projecting fucking kike. Lick my ass.

i almost envy these guys. they are so fervently zealous in their dogma to the point of delusion. must be fun

Are you for real a Jap culture stealing weeaboo calling anyone else the reason your culture is eroding? You are literally the problem you sub 90 IQ mong. I pray for your sake your post was satire because if you are really that unselfaware and stupid that might be the funniest thing I have read on Yea Forums in about five years.

How are you so fucking stupid?

>DUUUURRRRRR HE POST IMAGE OF ANIME GIRL
>DAT MEANS HE WEEABOO WHO WATCHES CHINEE CARTOONS AND BUY KOREAN DOLLS HURRRRR DFA;SDLKFJ ASD;LFKJ

Fucking cyanide yourself you stupid retard fuck. It's a fucking picture.

>It says while posting images of little anime girls and having the audacity to call anyone else the kike

Lel yeah, you're fucking retarded or twelve. I'll hope for your sake it's the latter.

Ok kid.

Look everyone, the retard in the cage is ANGRY. Let's throw peanuts at it while it dances and continues to be fucking retarded.

I accept your concession, idiot.

>How are you so fucking stupid?

Take a look in the mirror, moron.

You are literally the human embodiment of a tipped fedora. You are unimaginably stupid and you don't even realize it. That is the worst and most unforgivable kind of stupid.

ok, this is epic

You literally never refuted a single thing in my OP, just went straight to ad-hom and projection. Being called a "fedora" is the least of my issues right now. I'm not responding any further unless you have something actually interesting or relevant to say fucking retard.

*Tips fedora*

yeah it would lmao

(spoiler)I use both, trying to branch out into more platforms for more exposure(/spoiler)

Oops, used the wrong brackets like a fucking retard, brb killing myself

>defending companies literally brainwashing people

Visit Chick-fil-A sometime

Capitalism was a mistake

Rent: $0

Cope

Who the fuck would buy sweat?

I fucking hate Wendy's so much for starting this "brands are just like us omg" shit
fucking this

Sounds like a stupid sitcom.

american culture = black culture, worshiping blacks

remember that.

I'm glad the "franchises advertising as epik maymays"-phase is over.

I thought they were referencing the jonah hill comeback meme

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they weren't?

5G will make unicorn men real

oh you're just a sour old khafir

think they're talking about the jonas brothers

Why are 4chanelers bothered by this?

Burger King doesn't talk shit so I'll have Burger King

>he thinks reaction pictures mirror the poster's taste and principles
they're just used to better display your emotion, turbo faggot nerd retard cunt
you think i'm a die hard steve-o fan for posting this? i couldn't give less of a fuck about that junkie

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it's all poison anyway so who cares

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you should check out ChickFilAUSA

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>that genuine agony

only for namefags

I made this either way

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Wendy's has the most inconsistent, for sure. Either it's good or fucking terrible.

All American customer service is complete dogshit compared to Chick-fil-a, though. Even on their worst day with lines wrapping around the back, 99/100 times you will still get your food faster and fresher than any other place can do on their best days. Mostly because they actually hire enough staff and make sure they are competent.

>tfw Wendy will never make fun of your tiny pathetic meat
Fuck, bros

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