Enough is enough! I have had it with these MONKEY FIGHTIN' snakes on this MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN!...

>Enough is enough! I have had it with these MONKEY FIGHTIN' snakes on this MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! WE'RE ABOUT TO OPEN SOME freakin' WINDOWS.

What are your favorite edited for TV film lines?

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YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS

You seev Larry? You see what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

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How is that even legal and do they hire original actors to redub the lines?

The Sam Raimi edit of Die Hard was weird

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PEAS AND RICE!

wow he's lucky that it doesn't say "I hate everybody" then everybody would try to kill him haha

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>Enough is enough (formerly not enough)! I have had it with these city slicking Chucks on this fancy German farm! Everybody hop in, we're about to plant some razzin' gummy bears.

We would be SLOPPY. You calling us SLOPPY?

You couldn't say shit like that nowadays. Imagine the outrage.

>"I hate everybody"
That's so stupid. Why didn't they just have it say, "I hate black people"? It would've made more sense in context and still be offensive while still making it safe for tv...

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a classic

My name is Buck and I'm here to party

>He got LAUGHED AT BECAUSE HIS ANTICS WERE PRICELESSand we found BALLOONS at the airport
>That's right, I remember his CIRCUS

that's not real, is it?

beat me to it
>party wagon

>You Jew money-lover you!

"This town is like a great big chicken just waitin' to get plucked.” - Tony Montana, Scarface

My absolute favourite

Where’d you get that scar? Eating pineapple?

hating black people is not okay

The actors dub the lines at the same time they're dubbing the movie. Something a lot of people don't know is that the voice you hear coming from the actor is not the same voice they used in that take. They dub it over later. That's why you see all that footage of actors in sound booths.

Haha that is so not real.

ADR does happen, but they're not re-recording all the dialog, just the stuff that didn't come across in the initial recording. Otherwise, why even have boom mics?

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What's the context of him wearing a sign like this? No joke answers please.

was snakes on a plane the first meme movie

No that would be something like faces of death or old Xoomer camp kino like Howard the Duck or maybe This is Spinal Tap

SHIT SANDWICH

>people

FREAK you, FREAK you, Sam Rothstein, FREAK you

What's Up Tiger Lily?

no, it's more like the first reddit movie

that's not what a meme movie is

On that note, even Kung Pow predates Snakes on a Plane.

A terrorist blackmails him into wearing this sign IIRC.

"Bandit! You scum bum!"

wait americans never saw this version on tv?

>tfw Yea Forums created this movie
What has Yea Forums done? Hmmm?

The Blade 3 tv edit was a gold mine
>"Why aren't you ash?"
>"Not a vampire, DRUMSTIIIIIIICK"

>"Why don't you take a suger-frosted CHUM off the end of my HOO-HOO?"

Do they really put that much emphasis on it?

Ah!

LET'S F(reeeea)K
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Yippee ki yay, my friend!

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Once I even called him...airhead

They filmed on location. Bruce Willis actually wore the “I hate people” sign, because saying niggers or even black people might have gotten him attacked for real. Later, they edited “I hate niggers” over the sign for the theatrical release. Still later, they used the original for the tv version. Sent from my iphone.

That's fucking retarded, they should've kept the IH niggers in, IH people makes no sense. Literally noone would do anything to him if he wore that sign, that part in the movie makes no sense then
Sent from my Samsung™ Smart Fridge™.

The first one has him shout DUMBSHIT/DRUMSTICK regardless.

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>that delivery
Ryan Reynolds is a national treasure. Which is odd because he's Canadian.

With Wesley Snipes completely lost on another planet, his memery was the only real saving grace of that movie.
Well, that and Biel's body of work.

Also to stay on topic, I watched a copy of Anchroman on my flight to hawaii years ago.
They replaced the words Boobies with TOMATOES all yelled in strange south american accents.

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I've been meaning to check out Lynch for a while, is this a good one to start with?

YIPPIE KI YAY MISTER FALCON!

Why don't you watch Die Hard with a Vengeance and find out?

He could have worn a sign that said "I hate America" and people would have attacked him over that, the problem is they'd need to be white.

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He was trying to get into the Kool Kids Klub

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I forgot the flick but instead of saying JESUS CHRIST they dubbed in CHEESE AND CRACKERS