'Select all squares with traffic lights'

>'Select all squares with traffic lights'

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As long as it's not one where I have to keep clicking the boxes and waiting for them to reappear, I'm ok with it

>think of an epic hilarious reply that would improve everyone's day
>transexual subhuman nigger-obsessed cuckold janitor (who does it for free) deletes the thread before I finish filling out the satanist technocracy google AI trainer captcha

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>select all buses
>okay there are no buses
>try again
>select all buses
>okay there are no buses
>try again
>select all buses
>okay. there are no buses.
>try again
>select all traffic lights
>miss one traffic light
>all good

Wonderful

>slow fade captcha
>you miss-click one
Do I push my luck and finish? Or do I just cut my losses and re-start?

These are designed to teach google cars how to drive and make decisions. Make sure that when they start asking you to identify people as potential hazards you REFUSE to identify niggers so that the cars of the future will eradicate the negro threat for us.

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>select motorcycles
>literally a zoomed in pic of a side walk
>correct answer is a slight shadow in the bottom corner
Ebin

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Seriously what happened to captcha? It’s pure, inaccurate cancer now.

Had to do 4 captchas for this one post because they’re too fucking retarded to make a product that works properly.

It fails you on purpose to make you fill out more captchas, retard.

Trick question. Answer is refresh the page till you get a better captcha

>he doesnt have a Yea Forums pass

>'Select all squares with stairs'
>select a crosswalk
>it works

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It wasn’t always like this. It isn’t even always like this now. This post only took 1 captcha, but my next will probably take 5. There is no rhyme or reason.

I do this but it keeps giving me slow fades so I keep refreshing and then it locks me out of doing any more.

>paying to use Yea Forums
mother of all cucks

>select all traffic lights
>select one square that doesn't have a traffic light and click confirm
>it accepts

self driving cars will crash because of me, based

Truly a terrible thing, fuck jannies

>plow through 5 fucking slides of street lights
>please try again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shiggy diggy.

Lmao based iktf frogman

Based and redpilled trips.

you get what you pay for, freefags

If it was always like that you'd realize that they're fucking with you, retard.
Stop being such a low-IQ cum guzzler

What benefit do they get from making people hate their product, exactly?

cringe

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far out

I used to think Jannies did this just to me after I got banned as a way of keeping me from posting.
Still do actually. Don’t care those Jannies.

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Making you think that it's a faulty product and not done on purpose. Computers don't make mistakes.

>2019
>not hacking the captcha
lmao amateurs

>select all buses
>a train isn't a bus
>there are no buses
>wrong
>okay so trains are "buses"
>select all buses
>select the train because trains are buses
>wrong
Fucking AI will never take over. Google cars will be driving on train tracks to get to the bus station.

The admins just banned every single person who participated in a 270 post thread. The one about the Disney toon town brawl. It had tonnes of OC images and it wasnt even off topic as its Disney. Most of the people in there assumed it was not bannable to post in a 270 post thread that had been up for an hour or 2.

I of course did not post in the thread.

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

>it's an user tries to figure out if a motorcycle counts as a bike episode

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>not hacking Yea Forums to make your posts more epic

i’d rather give hiro $20 than help google in any capacity

Google sends you the things it's deep neural net can't figure out.

That's why it continuously is getting harder. It's now at the point where it's as hard for humans as they neural nets.

Why the fuck does it take so long for the squares to reappear? Is hirokike behind this?

i hate the new captcha system so much

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use the audio option instead, works everytime and you only have to do a couple
either that or one of the extension bots that does them for you
fuck captchas

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it's an AI visual recognition trainer. the previous captchas where you had to fill in a word that was written in a weird way? that was to train the AI to read almost illegible writing, that's why they had you fill in 2 words, one they already knew to test you, the other that they didn't know, to teach them. remember, to social media companies, you and your attention are usually the product

Think about what you just said for a moment, cuck.

>there's a traffic light really far in the background
does it count?

use adblock neggars

bam no more captcha

Our ebin staff keeps meme threads up until they get asshurt. Sometimes I'm sure they even make them until they get btfo enough.

you just got cucked by google to post this

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And you gave money to a google employee to post that

Download 4chanx

>me opening up to people xDD
edit: WOW thanks for the upvotes guys!!!

>me opening the wooden gas chamber doors in Auschwitz
edit: WOW thanks for the upvotes guys!!!

what did he mean by this?

well then we’re in the same situation except you had to do a little puzzle and i didn’t

You're an idiot, the endless captcha is caused by having adblock up. It's a trick hiroshimoot uses to get you to disable it.
>adblock on
>5+ captcha screens
>adblock off
>1 screen, and you don't even have to hit all the right tiles, sometimes it will skip it entirely
This is the same thing as all those annoying website popups saying "hey we see you have adblock here's how to turn it off" but less straightforward.

>see offtopic thread
>up for 5 hours
>go to make post in it
>7 captchas later is goes to submit
>404 thread does not exist
How does that manage to happen so often?

then maybe its 4chanx

either way im using some combination of ublock 4chanx. ive never had to enter a captcha in 2 years

>adblock off
>1 screen, and you don't even have to hit all the right tiles, sometimes it will skip it entirely
That’s just not true. The bullshit captchas happen to me regardless of whether or not I have adblock on or off.

Fun fact: if you're a conservative the google makes the captcha harder because they hate free speech

>it's a multiple picture captcha with extremely slow updating pictures and there's like 4 refreshes worth of pictures to select

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Kind of. Brave will give you endless captchas if you have the security settings in the top right corner on
But something like firefox focus which im pretty sure has everything blocked works every time
Just don't use brave. It's too bad cause it's "hold down to Google image search" feature on mobile is really useful

>tfw just want to be able to type niggers to fill in captcha again

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All I ever post is have sex and links to the discord and I never get captchas.

you see?

>legacy captcha will never not be dead

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kek here's da webm

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btw you don't always have to do the captcha, always click on submit without filling it to test it out.

You're on a site created by a google employee ya roody-poo

>refresh one too many times
>literally banned from every single captcha content for over 10 minutes
FUCK GOOGLE AND FUCK JANNIES

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>it's a phone-posting Redditor doesn't know about no-script captcha thread
Anyone who unironically fills out those slow fading captchas should just be issued lifetime bans to cull the retards from this site tbqh

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AH-BLAH-BLAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>cull the retards from this site
you really want a board with 3 posters?

>Yea Forums will never be a slow board again
yes

>there are people who still don't just use 4chanX and force the non JavaScript captcha
Idiots

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>Google cars will be driving on train tracks to get to the bus station.
thx for the laugh

For the 3X3 grid you can just use the number pad to the right

>select all buses
>slow fade
>okay this time select all trafficlights
>okay this time slowfade motorcycles
>try again

no capcha

cringe

can't wait for school to start back up so u troglodytes quit stinking up the board with your le epic racism

why can't you let me hate you?

thats because you're a virgin, I just select all the traffic lights when it asks for busses and It lets me post.

>he doesn't greenlist Yea Forums(nel)
it's like you want it to go tits up and be forced to post on reddit for eternity

project channigger is some serious oldfag shit

Drown on a slip and slide Tyrone

>click square
>it starts to disappear

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A MOTORCYCLE IS NOT A BIKE
A BIKE IS NOT A MOTORCYCLE

>captcha shows my car in my neighborhood

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is everyone in this thread just pretending to be retarded or what

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why does it want me to identify CHIMNEYS? what does google want with this information? how could chimney identification be useful for anything?

>click all the squares
>please try again
>click them again
>please try again
>click them again
>please try again
>click them again
>please try again
>accepts it
>you appear to have mistyped please try again
>click them again
>please try again
>wait 10m for each picture to slooooooowwwwly fade out and fade in
>get to post

Two nukes weren't enough. We should've exterminated every jap piece of shit when we had the chance.

>select all the images with a stop sign
>Select all the pedestrians

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how do you do that fren?