Oh my god

Why does bad things happen to good animals? It's not fair bros.

yeah no shit they do that doesn't change the fact they are a 4/10 at best while great whites are aesthetically awesome especially their maws.
Orcas are one of the worst looking predators on the planet. Compare them to crocodiles, great whites, tigers. bears, etc
fuck orcas they look like tubes of rubber with tiny mouths and pebble teeth.

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Good fuck seals, no one can do this to penguins and gets away with it

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you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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t. orca
that mouth looks ridiculous

these orcas are real jerks

I hate orcas with a fucking passion, even though they are the perfect predator.

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High int > high str

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>Orcas are one of the worst looking predators on the planet. Compare them to crocodiles, great whites
>great whites
Great whites, who they kill on a regular basis...the actual danger of animals isn't based on how scary-looking they are.

anyone got that webm of the polar bear destroying that seal lazing about

>not liking what peak performance looks like
never going to make it

The Chad Orca
>As smart as regular dolphins
>Eats sharks and sometimes just kills them for shits and giggles
>Literally one reported case of an orca biting a human in all of history
>Even the orcas subjected to brutal conditions at Sea World only tried to swim as deep as possible to get away from their trainers
>Swims around human boats and jumps for fun
The Virgin Shark
>Stupid as shit, bites things to try to figure out what they are
>Weak fish brain
>Nothing even approaching speech, family-ties, or human-level intelligence

t. seal

Thats sea lion tho

>everyone hating the Chads of the sea

fags

orcas look dumb, no amount of murdering cooler-looking animals will change that

>sea lion
>SEA Lion
>SEAL

It's not hard to figure out who was behind this post. Sloppy job.

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Based Orca Chads

and yet orcas literally toy with, torture, and murder Great Whites...

Why can't the animals just be nice to each other?

humans

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Why didn't that seal make more of an effort to retreat?

Because it was a fucking retard. That's why it was alone, and that's why it was such easy pickings.

The Orca was doing the seal world a favor by eliminating shitty genes from the pool.

Humans are actually the only species on earth to feel sympathy for their prey

o.O

How can mammalbois even compete?

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>the actual danger of animals isn't based on how scary-looking they are.
nobody is arguing that you fucking autist, he's just talking about their design

>Seals get more sex than me
Fuck.....

your mom is the only specie to feel my dick

One's a fish and the other a mammal.

Unbelievably based

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Most of a shark's brain is dedicated to senses.
They're basically mindless robots but I wonder if they'd possibly have stronger senses and quicker reflexes than an orca.

YOU JUST KNOW

Got some footage of that?

This is how I imagine Unit 2's demise in End of Eva.

>I wonder if they'd possibly have stronger senses and quicker reflexes than an orca.
It's definitely possible. But orcas are twice the size so those senses might not help much.

Based Orca Hater.

This thread is glorious.

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Man is the most dangerous animal of all

"RUN YOU FOOLS"

WOAH SO DEEP

Orcas hunt penguins too, retard.

man isn't an animal

I want to flip that thing so bad

I think chimps are more dangerous, their muscles are like corded steel. One wrong move and they'll rip your fucking face off.

>they'd possibly have stronger senses and quicker reflexes
Senses absolutely. Not sure about reflexes though. Sharks have a thing called the Ampullae of Lorenzini. All those pores you see on their snouts in close up photos? That's what those are. The ampullae of lorenzini are used to detect the electrical field of living creatures.

AoL > Echo Location

sure, and a human will shoot you in the fucking head

And the japs gave them their rightful punishment

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Some guy I know refuses to swim in the ocean without his little gadget.

It's an inflatable seal that he fills with a little bit of water so that it' semi-submerged and he has a bunch of batteries inside since apparentely sharks can detect them. He has it attached to a string and keeps it away from himself, so that if there is a shark nearby they have better options than to eat him.

That guy is me

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Holy shit, that Orca easily could have quickly yanked it off the iceflo, it was intelligent enough to enjoy slowly dragging it down to it's death.

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i don't think you're genuine but that device would be twice as attractive to sharks as most other lures and put them closer to you, which is ideally to be avoided at all

I like to piss in the ocean, which also attracts sharks. So if they're coming for me anyway, I'm going to give them a better option to eat than me.

I have yet to actually meet a shark, though.

the world makes a lot more sense when you realize man is an animal like any other except we've gotten pretty good at pretending we're not

fuck penguins
youtube.com/watch?v=4sihTWJLlk0

>Shark
>450 M year old design
>survived 4 planetary resets

Sharks are playing the long game, and winning.

>be user, afraid of sharks
>build super powerful shark attractant
>never go swimming without it

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Based penguin lover

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hot

Seals truly are the niggers of the the Antarctic

did he die?

There's a video you can go and find what shows a based orca that kills a great white, shows off his trophy to the humans on the boats, removes the sharks livers and shows that off before eating it.

>it was intelligent enough to enjoy slowly dragging it down to it's death
orcas are real smart, for animals. Watch them create a wave to knock off a seal into the water
youtube.com/watch?v=K16lZU0agbg

*record scratch*
>yep, that's me

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Friendly reminder that "killer whales" have never been documented killing a human being out in the wild. They are our frens, do not fall for the dumb seal's cute face.

yes but can they make this face ?

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When we are gone, Orcas will take our place by evolving legs and building coastal cities. there won't be any resources left for them to build civilization but they won't be corrupted by the ease of modern living at least

>dude killer whales man.... you know they know not to fuck with us man... I have this buddy he is trying to get orcas banned from captivity in Canada... they took his walrus hostage. Have you seen the video of the orca throwing the penguin a hundred feet in the air? Jaime pull it up.

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They can take that face and turn it into great honkin orca turds

>A movie set in an endless feudal orca society that recycles all resources and hunts fish or farms kelp for their food. Our protag is Keiko, an anthropomorphic, young orca who dreams of more than his herd's kelp farm. While searching for adventure in the depths of the ocean, he stumbles upon a strange creature inside a chamber of steel, beginning the adventure that shapes his and all of his people's destiny's
Fund it

Based and Roganpilled

Not to be that faggot, but those ARE sea lions.

LoL, not only a faggot, but an illiterate one.