>Ok, user. You can pick two movies only!
Which will be?
Ok, user. You can pick two movies only!
James Powell
Christian Mitchell
Blade Runner 2049 and Drive
Easton Richardson
what I would give to go back to the days of going to the video store and picking something out based solely on whatever lurid artwork was used for the cover
Easton Cooper
>c-can I get a movie and a game instead?
Liam Young
Those are games, user.
Alexander Powell
Fellowship and some garbage kids movie
Andrew Phillips
Goosepilled
Jonathan Price
Pulp starring Michael Caine and F/X starring that Australian guy.
Ethan Brooks
movie and snack please ;_;
William Cruz
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka and Shaft
Xavier Green
50 First Dates and the Wedding Singer
Joshua Taylor
Two copies of Garfield the movie
Hudson Brown
The Cuckold (2009) and Star Wars
Carson Taylor
You're in the wrong section, moran.
Nicholas King
Just this time, okay! How about pizza for dinner?
Wyatt Campbell
>14 Need for Speeds
Cameron Perez
Can we get cheesy bread?
Landon Butler
SW3 and TDKR
Sebastian Brooks
Beyond the Mat and Hercules
Brayden Collins
Kindly direct me to the anime shelf, my goodman.
Brody Foster
>We make kinos.
Lincoln Martinez
American Psycho and The Last Emperor
Owen Wood
Predator and RoboCop
Mason Powell
Max Payne: The Movie and Nascar Heat: The Movie, please!
John Gutierrez
That's too violent for you, user!
Sebastian Scott
>rent Endgame on DVD
>keep the DVD
>burn a DVD with the fan edit where all of Brie Larson's scenes are removed
>return that one to the store
Luke Wilson
The guy that ran the local rental store had patrician tale and only after years I realized it.
I miss you man.
Nathaniel Scott
>what I would give to go back to the days of going to the video store and picking something out based solely on whatever lurid artwork was used for the cover
There were some amazing covers in the late 80s and early 90s. Movies about teenagers fucking were very popular.
Pic related got censored after the VHS era ended and they removed the panties through photoshop and on the newer cover he is just giving a thumbs up.
Jaxson Bell
>max payne on ps2
Thomas Harris
Jack Frost and Jack Frost
Andrew Hernandez
I'd watch that
Michael Sanders
The child movie and the horror movie?
Levi Powell
Regardless of the film genre, there were bikini asses on the covers. Pic related was always rented due to the VHS cover alone.
Wyatt Nguyen
Of course.
Grayson Myers
>tfw you had the Game Pass and your brother rented The Guy Game and Playboy’s Mansion
FUCK
Oliver Brown
Mortal Kombat and Can't Hardly Wait
Zachary Cruz
The Two Towers was a secret GOAT
Thomas Morris
Frozen and Frozen
Jordan Thomas
JLH's tits are quite small in that pic
Noah White
The Human Condition and The Saragossa Manuscript. We're not leaving the house for the next two days.
Julian Martinez
Ski School is peak ski kino
I watch it every year getting ready for skiing
Caleb Cox
YOU KNOW WHAT ITS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU LITTLE SHITS!! YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORK FOR THIS MONEY!!?!
YOUR BITCH MOM SPOILS YOU AND YOURE ENTITLED LITTLE FAGGITS! THATS IT, MOVIE NIGHT IS CANCELED GET BACK IN THE FUCKING TRUCK!!
*gets drunk and passes out watching Nascar*
Evan Butler
Halloween 4 and Tommy Boy
Connor Foster
>tfw the game you pick is shit and you're stuck with it for the weekend
Fuck you "Mario is missing" you shit!
Robert Butler
>peak ski kino
Name 5 more ski movies
Jonathan Nguyen
>the star wars of animated features
Juan Miller
Throw Momma from the Train ... and
.... urm (Whispers) earth girls are easy.
Joseph Rodriguez
Dumping my favorite VHS era fap covers
Juan Peterson
>movie posters that couldn't come out today
Parker Stewart
Jayden Scott
Me: Dad, can I get South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me?
Dad: I don't give a shit, just grab something and let's go.
Me: O-ok..
Mason Roberts
And there was the excitement inside the car until you reach home to be able to play the game only to realize it was a complete piece of shit
Andrew Kelly
Hot Dog...The Movie
Aspen Extreme
Ski Patrol
Better Off Dead if that counts
Hot Tub Time Machine if that counts
These are the only ones I know in addition to Ski School
Then there is the Frasier episode at the Ski Lodge which is one of the best
South Park has a great skiing episode
It's Sunny did a great parody of the ski movies as well
Caleb Bailey
The comedy section of the video store was all like this.
Ian Evans
But user, the Disney movie didn't even get released in theaters til 20 days after blockbuster went belly up.
Dominic Anderson
man. i got mario is missing for christmas one year. it was weird.
Logan Gutierrez
Andrew Flores
How come if a guy has a hardass dad like this he turns out to be successful because he wants to be nothing like his father but if a girl has a hardass dad like this she turns into a coal-burner?
Owen Rivera
I'd rent all of these
Matthew Reed
Last Action Hero and True Lies, of course
Jason Moore
That 80s high cut bikini was absolutely everywhere
Sebastian Thomas
Brody Russell
Spider-Man and Snatch
Colton Jackson
based
Ayden Rivera
>feminism is everywhere
>but giantess goddess movies are almost non-existent
why is life so cruel and unfair?
Thomas Rodriguez
Damn Phoebe Cates
Bentley Long
>someone actually had to draw those crossdressing dudes
Gavin Thomas
>1 MOVIE 1 GAME 1 SNACK 1 POP
Commando
Battletanks64
Butterfinger bites
Barqs
Joshua Harris
>1 MOVIE 1 GAME 1 SNACK 1 POP
Die Hard
Die Hard Trilogy
MnMs
Dr. Pepper
Christopher Edwards
Spaceballs
Blast from the Past
John Brown
Loved Blast from the Past, very comfy movie (and alicia silverstone was qt)
Logan Carter
>Jurassic Park
>Donkey Kong Country 3
>Whoppers
>Coca Cola
William Perry
The various national lampoon movies excelled at objectifying women.
Camden Watson
Twas a different time
Brandon Long
Predator
Starship Troopers
Ryan Harris
Space Jam
Street Fighter II
Skittles
Sprite
Austin Wilson
>Lolita (the remake)
> Ninja Turtles Secret of the ooze
Angel Gonzalez
>Twas a different time
It sure was.
Noah Parker
kek, I'm 20 and i've never even heard of blockbuster until captain marvel. How old are you people?
Wyatt Evans
I bought the VHS of this for 2 dollars when my Blockbuster closed down
Nathan Hernandez
I remember going to pick up a game at the video store then picking up some pizzas and I'd get to use my Book It coupon on my own personal pan. I miss my childhood man
Ian Sanders
I'm 26 and it's terrifying.
I went to Blockbuster when I was 12 or so, not sure when it closed down.
Mason Garcia
54
Luis Gomez
mmmm pizza and boobies :) my two favorite things
Lincoln Powell
Plot in these movies is basically "I got a plan to help us score with hot girls!"
Thomas Bennett
A Serbian Film
Barney's Great Adventure
Owen Anderson
fpbp
Caleb Thompson
Same as Porky's and Revenge of the Nerds
Dylan Williams
sounds good to me
Michael Foster
Guys, I think that instead of being caught in nostalgia we should try to enjoy the present times as much as we fuckin can. I mean think about it, we miss the 90's or we miss the 2000's, everything points towards every year being worse than the previous one. For all we know the 2020's and 30's may suck. So we better find things we enjoy about the 10's asap and enjoy them in whatever way we can.
Carson Bennett
yep, there will be a point in all of our lives when we say "i wish i was young as i was in 2019 again"
Jonathan Price
i liked drive and blade runner 2049. the 10's weren't completely terrible
Jackson Ward
casually walk by the r rated movies and see if you can see some boob action on the box art...never work up the nerve to go through the western style swinging doors that leads to the adult section..make a wrong turn and wind up seeing some fucked up shit in horror section..you can never back...
Hudson Turner
I used to work at a Blockbuster between 1998-2002, AMA
Jackson Morales
>present day
>movie ends
>"ah well that was an okay movie I guess"
>you are back to your meaningless, aimless, late 30's life and the clock is ticking
Dylan Reyes
Did you like it?
Aiden Myers
Do you believe in an afterlife?
Christian Rivera
It was very comfy.
Ate a shit ton of candy and pirated the PC games.
Anthony Wilson
Any nice memories from that time?
Nathaniel Perry
Not after I died
Mason Evans
I'll take Big Trouble in Little China and Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker please.
Man knows his ski kino. If you like horror movies, Shredder and Snowbeast and good as well.
Jayden King
Not really a nice memory, but I was restocking the soda fridge when 9-11 happened.
I also enjoyed recommending movies to chads and stacies (Big Trouble in Little China and The Thing, for the most part).
Other than that is was just cool to take home as many movies I wanted - I came from a poor home and pirating was doable, but I had a slow connection.
Technically, we were only allowed to take home 5 or 7 movies a week, but as long as you picked popular movies or you returned the movie on the next day, you could grab as many as you liked.
Christian Richardson
Those were the hits that pretty much created the genre.
Porkys cost nothing to make and finish as the 5th highest grossing film of 1982. Imagine box office of blade runner, conan, the thing, and road warrior combined, but made on a $4 million budget. Porkys crushed wrath of Khan, first blood(rambo), and almost everything else that year. Only two of the summer blockbusters surpassed it (rocky 3 and ET) plus another surprise hit in tootsie.
Then porkys real success came on VHS where it attracted the people too embarased to see in theaters. It was easily one of the most rented films of the 80s. Every copy of it was completely worn out, it was like the old playboys hidden in the boys locker room, or woods porn at summer camp.