*rejects the most desired woman of the time*

but what of lawful neutral solonius?

He was literally a cuck who raised his wife’s son
Pullo was the Chad:
>cucked Caesar
>when finds out the woman he likes prefers someone else he murders the competition
>when he finds out his gf murdered his last gf he kills her with no remorse
>M I N D I F I P I C K S O M E P E A C H E S

“Bruno [Heller] once did outline a story that he was going to start the whole series with,” Stevenson said. “An 88-year-old Pullo going down to the riverside by Vorenus’ tomb, or sarcophagus, pouring wine on it, taking a sword out while sitting there on the banks, looking at the glistening river, and committing suicide.

“And as he has his face hit the sand on the banks, a fish jumped out of the water, and the silver light on the fish caught the sword, which brought us right into that first battle with Lucius Vorenus and [Titus Pullo] where he breaks ranks.”
Kino

Chad, just look how badly she fucked up Marc Anthony once she got her claws into him.

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>Kills his wife
>Cuck
>Challenges Styxx
Lol nah mate

>involuntary celibate
>involuntary
you people are retards

Did she come back with the gold?

There was no sex ed in Rome, that doesn't make him an incel.

It would have been hardcore kino.

Would have revealed that Pullo is gonna make it, taking all the tension away from THIRTEEEEEN!

>when finds out the woman he likes prefers someone else he murders the competition
>when he finds out his gf murdered his last gf he kills her with no remorse

mfw it's a Pullo goes into an autistic rage episode

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If he rejected a woman he's volcel

Make that 88 year old dude unrecognizable, and at the end of the series remake that scene in a way that we know it's him.
>WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS PULLO !!!

>I fuck concord in her ass!!!
What did he mean by this?

Thought the exact same thing

there is no difference between chad or incel
t. chad

only looks

cope

That could work

Cleopatra IRL was an inbred uggo, look at her portrait on coins

she fucked Caesar and Marky Mark so clearly she had some trick

>>when he finds out his gf murdered his last gf he kills her with no remorse
desu that's kinda justified since she not only killed Pullo's last woman but their child too

Coins can't be taken as a realistic representation. Or else everyone was a freak.

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cleopatra was average looking but she carried herself like a turboslut that would suck your soul out through your dick, so that's why people found her sexy. she knew how to play the seduction game.

>the most desired woman
imagine being an NPC who gives a fuck about what lemmings think is desirable. I unironcially wouldn't touch any of the roastie celebrity sex symbols the media pushes.

>he thinks hundreds of years of incest wouldnt have left its mark
just look at the hapsburgs jesus christ nigga

>inbreeding
normalfag meme

Was hornblower chad like sharpe and vorenus?

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Her lineage wasn't that inbred iirc (if inbred at all).

Where the fuck do I find a decently seeded torrent to download this series?

>hapsburgs
see

Nah many if not most of them (Ptolemys) married their sister/cousin

probably the funniest scene in all of Rome

Didn't they ship royal pussies from Balkans ?

at first, but as time went on, the balkans became a shithole (in the eyes of the ptolemys) and they resorted on marrying brothers/cousins/sisters etc.

Well at least they didn't breed with n...

He was too duty-bound to be a proper chad.

...ubians

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Chad. Never stick your dick in crazy.

Goddamn you faggots for making me want what I can never have.

Me on the left

Do kids start to cry when they see you ?

if they don't,they will

Based child molester.

why did they do this to her forehead? it's distracting.

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That's an incredibly smooth forehead.

Ask for the mega link next time there's a comfy Sharpe thread, user.

Did the thot actually come through and give him the gold? This is important

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She is literally the sexiest woman of all time in this webm.