Jerry: you seem upset

this guy seinfelds

As always, George is right.

you should apply to write for Rick and Morty, you're that shit.

>kramer: they gotta have balls
Based

KRAMER GET TUKTUK

yeah, that would be more like it probably. i felt the beginning could be improved. could've capitalized some stuff for emphasis too, like feminine

george: so, jerry, she's wearing sweapants in the couch
george: and i go on ahead to the bedroom to use her shower and come back in my underwear
jerry: go on
george: and when i come back to the living room, i see a huge rod
jerry: she was playing pool?
george: no, jerry, she had a penis
jerry: *surprised*
george: it was so big, she must have a hard time sitting down on the toilet
jerry: did you give her some excuse to leave?
george: i wish i had, but i was hypnotized by it. it was so big. at first i was curious, but then she took off my boxers and saw mine. i could feel her judging it in her head
jerry: you didn't live up to her standards. and who would, right?
george: what sort of hormones are these people taking? i thought it was supposed to make them more feminine? she could be impregnating horses
jerry: so you left?
george: no, i let out an awkward laugh and said i was glad it wasn't a size competition
jerry: good one
george: she stared at me blankly until i felt compelled to get on my knees and...
jerry: alright, i've heard enough
* they start paying their bills *
jerry: wanna go to my place? we can watch something in the couch
george: very funny jerry! but i have to go
jerry: where are you off to?
george: we're watching movies in my place tonight. i'll show her!
* jazz music *
(george gets dicked again)

elaine: yes, mr peterman?
peterman: elaine, sit down
elaine: *sits*
peterman: elaine, it has come to my attention that you have been partaking in controversial discussions surrounding modern relationships
elaine: huh?
peterman: certain definitions of love
elaine: i don't get it
peterman: you said traps are gay
elaine: uhm! mr peterman, i can explain it
peterman: elaine, i don't wanna hear it. i've travelled across the world and i know better than anyone
elaine: better than anyone...?
peterman: that traps are straight everywhere and you should not defile them with your prejudices
elaine: i'm sorry, mr peterman
peterman: elaine, as an apology to the trap community, you are writing a book on the hardships of finding good trap porn and how to deal with the many problems that come with being associated with it
elaine: please, no!
peterman: i hope this endeavor helps you understand the beauty of trap pornography and its associated members
elaine: ...george!

i swear to fucking god. why does everyone in hollywood have to be jewish?

Maybe because it was made by them? Make your own Hollywood, white cuck.

>seinfeld is full of jews
WHAT THE FUCK i'm deleting the series now

>george decides to transition
>goes to the office to brag about it
>new coworker everyone likes already started transitioning
>george decides not to out of being jealous
>george: SHE STOLE MY THUNDER JERRY!
>jerry: she?