Ah what a pity Mr.Bond

you don't get the joke huh

Nids and Skaven don't play the same way at all, their lore is all different etc. the fuck are you on about?

>It looks like there's a lot of cool lore.

No. Fascist space Catholics and fantasy IN SPAAAAAACE is what makes the setting unique but the "lore" is an amalgamation of everything that was cool about sci-fi in the 80's. Comic books, novels, movies, tv shows, everything. It barely manages to be less derivitive than WHFB.

>Not playing full female Necrons with 5000 layers of oil based paint.
The Architect only envisions the greatest of endeavors to undertake.

There's no such thing as 40k lore. The setting is so big you can do literally anything.

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Yeah,but i like Dominant Jewess

are there movies or dramas where they do nothing but play poker?

why are Jews so hated

goyim are just jealous, stop asking questions

Very sneaky Mr Bond, but it appears I've got you on the diagonal.

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>diagonal
Vertical

>OI DIS HUMIE SEZ HEZ “MISTAH” DESPITE BEIN SO PUNY
>CHECKMOITE IZ DA WINNAH CUZ IM DA BIGGEST

Well well, that does indeed appear to be your last card, Mr Bond.
What a pity you forgot to say Uno.

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God damn this made me laugh out loud

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does anyone got that gif from brosnan bond where they're playing cards and dota2 drafting stage is editted in?

fucking tau are pure cringe, 40k is marines vs evil marines vs orks vs chaos demons, maybe the occasional space elf every now and then

Too much autism for me thus i just go off what I gathered from DOW
>Space Marines are Power Armoured Autists
>Chaos are their evil Brother
>Eldar are gay as shit
>Orks are Footy Hooligans
>Everything else can go fuck itself with a barge pole.

Pay to win table top games are just bizarre to me. How the fuck did these get popular? Do most people just collect the figures?

based

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A 1 on your fate roll, too, Mr Bond?
It appears your warrior has turned into a slimy toad, and so close to the crown of command...

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I thought Yea Forums only hated Ashkenazi Jews?

A very interesting thread, Mr. Bond. Almost on-topic enough to avoid deletion. However, you seem to have forgotten how much the jannies hate a certain meme.

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>REEEEEEEEEEEE WHITE MEN ENJOYING THINGS? NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!!

lmao laughing at your life

>La Chiffre
>not playing Eldar
meme ruined.

Closest thing I can think of is a manga arc of Kaiji

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Catan is the best strategy game of all time.

kek

>how long do you think your 2+ invulnerable save can save you

hungry hungry hippos of course

>you don’t like my messy adult tabletop game? YOURE A JEW
not him but lmao

>I've been found out!

t.him

go away ya fucking kike

fucking surrounded by brainlets on this board

What a twisted interpretation of fedora shit..

>Tau EVER being so far foward on the table that they allow room for their oppenent to get a 9" deep strike in their back lines.

Yeah no.

Well done, Mr Bond, you appear to have a nice shitpost in order.
However you fail to realise I can just call you a Jew.

>mfw 40k gave me a fetish for powerful women in battle armor
Fuck Warhammer.

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checked and based

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No, you're a jew because you kvetched about fascism

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This is 4channel

Don't bother, it's a money pit, and there's no point in filling your mindless with useless errata that gets retconned constantly because even the company doesn't give a shit about their IP until it's time to sue you for infringement.

>Find a brick mortar Games Workshop (good luck)
>Walk in
>*cringe*
>Walk out

why are /pol/tards like this? is it autism?

If you're into it it's great, if you're not it's fucking retarded.
Find a faction that interests you and pick up a novel that involves them. A looooot of it is Space Marine vs X just cause Marines are the big sellers, but theres chaos, IG, eldar, etc. pov books as well.

If not books, check of the vidya, the dawn of war games (excluding 3) are fantastic and Space Marine is solid as well.
Hit up /tg/ also it's a comfy board

Riichi.

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Why is this ashtray talking to me?

So what's this meme about Brosnan and thicc ladies? I've seen it every bow and then on here.

These are the kinda miniatures I like

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noice

BLOCKHEAD

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You see someone say "40k is derivative" and immediately start babbling about the jews. Are you mentally ill or is it just an epic meme?

Based and redpilled zoomer whore

Why ruin it with the bog face?

Shut up goyim before I send you to the multicultural camps

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Gesundheit!

Really wasn't that fucking funny.

janny seething

Go kvetch about facism and the goyim some more, chiam.

and these are the ones I like

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>youtube.com/watch?v=04OqLFCXz8U
This makes me rock hard

didnt know my ex wife was a character hehehe *sips*

You know a lot about jews, maybe you’re one yourself

Singles? No can do, Mr Bond.

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Nice try Bateman

Nice one, booomer. High five

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Nice try, but you need to be dunston to truly check ‘em

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Check out Leutin09 on YT. Start with THE EMPEROR OF MAN 1/2 and go from there. When you know a little about it, check out Bruva Alfabusa's If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device (it's hilarious). If it peaks your interest you can start buying the books (the Horus Heresy series is a good start). You don't need to sink a billion into the table top game to enjoy the universe

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>peaks your interest
based retarded poster

that's awesome

I think the gaunts ghosts series might be a better start than Horus Heresy desu, the HH books jerk off over primarchs and space marines so much, whereas GG are more just normal humans trying to survive army life.

I hope in the newest Bond film he gets challenged to a game of beer pong or has to play some DnD.
Preferably against Le Chiffre

Look up his wife and her transformation over the years.

The meme is that Brosnan is a feeder.

Ciaphas Cain series is good too if you don't mind slightly a less serious take on the setting. Though WH40K is a setting imo best enjoyed with a little tongue-in-cheek anyway.

Pretty much. I don't play the game, but buy the models to paint and display. I'm no expert but it's a fun hobby.

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>Boulder Creek
Based.