What went wrong?

>spend billions of dollars buying SW and spend some more billions making a theme park based on SW
>the theme park only features attractions and content based on nuWars stories and characters

They could have just made a park where all you did was dress up in SW style outfits and take photos with actors dressed up as the most iconic SW characters and it still would have been a bigger success than what they have now.

don't. they know what they're working for.

They still designed the land after Rouge One and not the OT, for that I hate them.

That's basically what they already had. Disney World has a little section themed after Endor and it has the Star Tours ride. This is such a big fuckup and makes me want Eisner back.

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I hope this happens again when they bring it to World
I can't think of anything comfier than being able to chill on an adequately-populated Florida planet and hanging out at some seedy space cantina, while jawas come up to me and ask to trade some cool beads for my sunglasses or some shit.

instead they added characters and backstories from novels no one read so now no one has any idea what’s going o

That's what Disney deserves
It's not even a small loss for them, but it's something

The executives didn't want that. They want to shove their OCs down people's throats.
Kids wants to meet the iconic characters like Vader, Luke, Obi Wan, Han and Leia, not the creepy black woman wearing an orange jacket.

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>What went wrong?

>$150 to get in the park
>$45 drinks
>$50 small plush toys
>$216 light sabers

Your money would be better spent gambling in Vegas.

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Anything out side of the OT is shit, self insert fan service or both.

thought the whole purpose of Disney land was so that people could visit those places that only really existed on the silver screen?

There is clearly a before and after Disney in the Star Wars universe and a desire to make sure that people forget the pre-Disney stuff (the "actual" Star Wars). Since day-1 they've been trying to kill the icons of the past (Han, Luke, etc.).
It's pure arrogance from Disney.

There's no way it's really much, is it?

>Based on nu-wars and not the classics or even clone wars
>$200 lightsaber that is the same quality as the $70 lightsabers done by saberforge, and not even good enough to fight with
>90% is just a souvenir shop where everything is over $40
>Food is all shit and overpriced
>main attractions are just a video game and an up coming slow-moveing rail ride that is exactly like the Hollywood ride
>Gimmicky build-a-droid that is an overpriced $10 Bluetooth toy
>All the staff are "in character" but it doesn't work since they also for no reason really hate people trying to have fun with the characters, especially the First order stormtroopers/Kylo
The last one is really bad since in every Disney attraction they are supposed to actually train the staff to role with the park guests while still in character. The fact that the staff in the star wars land just recite their lines and do nothing else really shows how much Disney just wanted this attraction to be a giant Star Wars branded kiosk

Also
>literally only 1 ride
Like what the fuck were they thinking, everybody is just gonna go there and just spend all their time running around buying all their absurdly expensive merch? There needs to be shit to actually do

It's not that weird of an idea I suppose; you have something set somewhere in the Star Wars universe that you're visiting, it's unrecognizable for the most part (which gives Disney the leeway to design it as they wish) though it's clearly Star Wars; and all you really need is a little placard outside the park stating what this place is, then all the characters in-costume act as though they're really there and can explain it to the kids and goers as they enquire. There was the Star Wars ride that was set *somewhere* in the universe of Star Wars around OT time, and the announcer for the ride was a droid made exclusively for the ride, and that worked. It almost works like an interactive story that's exclusive to the park-goers, potentially making it feel far more personalized.

The key problem here, and it's a slightly important one; is that nobody gives a fucking shit about Nu-Wars and would much rather just see the characters and set-pieces that they know/recognize, since the new characters and set-pieces are bland and unlikable.

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"we know those stories and we know we're not in them"

they cite that quote verbatim so many times because it is the only line of reasoning provided and it makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Also what about all their other rides about movies that we know we're not in?

Imagine getting payed to play pretend as a stormtrooper with your buddy and not having to deal with fat tourists, screaming kids, or turbo nerds acting cringe.

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The public no longer cares about star wars.

JewJew did the same thing to Star Trek.

>Disney World has a little section themed after Endor
So the giant AT-AT and Ewok village is still there?

Seriously, it's like feeling bad for all the construction workers on the Death Star 2.

>The key problem here, and it's a slightly important one; is that nobody gives a fucking shit about Nu-Wars
Exactly. Most of the products that are sold-out are from the PT/OT era. From what I've heard, no one is buying the Porgs and the park has a huge stock of that shit.
I mean seriously, who would buy that ugly mug or the "Resist" merch that sounds like some weird programming.

>$216 light sabers
Also don't forget that those lightsabers are made of cheap materials and break easily. This is the reason for the "no refund" policy and why they don't want people to play with their toys in the park.

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Even better, the light saber quality is pure garbage. It was meant to be this big thing where you build it and it's this whole experience. It's being manned by minimum wage shitters who just don't care, the parts are junk, and the sabers fall apart shortly after leaving the park. Pre made ones have higher quality and can actually be waved around and you can hit people with them and they're fine.

They charge $14 for a glass of blue/green milk. Its milk with a few drops of food coloring.

>payed
^why are you people misspelling an easy word to spell? Its "paid", you bastards.

>"we know those stories and we know we're not in them"

>it is the only line of reasoning provided and it makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Read what it says, you're confused because you can't believe your eyes. They are in contempt of star wars before disney and admitting it.

We live in the age of subverting expectations

Bravo, Disney, Bravo

The astromech droids cost around 25k and whales have bought them.

That mug looks like shit.

Yeah, I caught that mistake too. Oops.

So it's not even a milkshake?
Just milk?

>Its milk with a few drops of food coloring.
It's not even actual milk, it's soï.

So when exactly did Disney get bought out by the Jews?
the 90s?
the 80s?

>buy rights to franchise that's fueled entirely by nostalgia
>constantly tell people to give up their nostalgia they have for said franchise
>"wtf, why are people not buying the shit we're selling!?"

They wanted to use 100% original Disney characters, so they wouldn't have to share a single fucking penny on licensing, residuals, or copyright fees.

day 1

Fuck no nigger, Disneyland was an amusement park. You know ... with rides and shit.

It's even worse. It's a smoothie with food coloring

> VEGAS BABY

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unbalanced meta, too much footsy, specials are boring and not enough waifus to main

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For some reason, considering all the other actual horrific problems we face in society, that misspelling strikes me as a harbinger of doom, the crumbling of Man. You have a good 'n, though.

with Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge? I think they banned the annual passes there and other minor stupid decisions

>What went wrong?
Unironically: Jews.

It’s a mall, not an attraction park.

>not Tatooine
>not OT time period
>nothing to do
Gee, I don't know.

People would unironically give a shit about Nu-wars if there was good world building. The prequels were terrible movies but star wars could still fall back and succeed with all the new lore they introduced such as the clones, jedi etc. Nu-wars legit has fucking nothing except rehashed xwings and tie fighters which have no fucking differences with the OT ones. Fucking normies could understand the transition from episode 3 -> 4 and now most fans don't even know how episode 6 leads up to the events of episode 7. Its fucking retarded.

It's the worst type of subversion where the entire universe looks and acts the same as it did in the originals, yet it has this message that we are supposed to "forget" and "move on" from it. How the fuck is the audience supposed to "move on" from their pre-conceived notions of what Star Wars is when you're throwing the millennium falcon in their face and having the Star Wars theme play triumphantly?

What the hell am I looking at

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Star Wars Land? It takes place on some planet that nobody has ever heard of with new characters too. It was a good friend

Imagine somehow getting to Star Wars Land with a Darth Vader costume and with some friends dressed as stormtroopers. Kids come up excitedly "It's Dawth Vaydo!". Then Disney employees kick you and you cosplay friends out for breaking park rules, the children cry, and then Darkie Spynobi comes over to play spy and the kids cry even more.

~The Disney Star Wars Land Experience!~

>WE CAN NEVER GO BACK TO TATOOINE

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A new area of Disney Land called Coon Town

I bet that sounded a lot funnier in your head

bro it was just yesterday, some pack of urbans figthing on disney

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THEY ARE JUST LIKE US

You're right. Everything he touch turns to poo

STUPID ASS BITCH
youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ByVL9Ktzo

>no podracing roller coaster
Is Disney legit retarded?

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It didn't but I was too lazy to think of something better

youtube.com/watch?v=I7gtoLmHd5w

Some dindus were doing nothing in Toon Town for a solid 5 minutes before security showed up. No arrests.

Such vibrancy. So wholesome. (also she probably deserved it, it's kino)

Everyone is so fat.

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>best live performance I've ever seen
Kek, sometimes YouTube comments are alright

>What went wrong?
The designer planned to have the park staffed with 50+ character actors who would interact with the guests to provide a unique experience outside of the standard "stand in line, go on ride, stand in line, go on ride", but at the last minute the project was handed off to another guy who saw the actors as a waste of money.

This.

They were ejected from the park. I assume that means they're free to come back. And the police said they were "investigating" so I guess that means they're going to do nothing and further encourage fine Afro gentleman and gentleladies to be excellent examples to children from now on. Come to Disney, watch Chicago Land.

>Rouge One
tard

wow you can buy alien titty milk just like in the movie?

Did you see how fat the security guards were? They got there as fast as they could.

Hope everyone involved with security at this point in time was fired. How could it take so long to get there at fucking disneyland?? I thought they had ninjas and undercover cops waiting at every corner for shit to go down.

New movies are garbage so kids don't give a fuck while old fans just said fuck it after Disney kept calling them racists and sexists for not loving a 3/10 movie.

It's worse. They were going to make the entire area like Star Tours, that is, droids everywhere, interactive puppets and stuff that would make us all go wild, but yeah, the tribe decided to play it cheap and this is what you get. I was looking forward to this and thought it was going to salvage what Disney has done to SW, but instead they're just offering a giant gift shop. Fuck them.

I don't get this gay shit, just cram in as many rides as possible I don't want a bunch of chomos fondling my kids in teddy bear costumes

>How could it take so long to get there at fucking disneyland?
That would be racist, user. You just don't understand dey cultcha.

>its securities fault that's the first issue
No the first issue is we should start banning niggers from nice places. If the guards do shit they go to jail anyway while nigger walks free.

yea it would be great idea to allow non employee masked men entertain children in your family park. i'm sure that goes well nowadays with things being what they are.
>"He touched my kid on shoulder and took pictures with him.
>"We thought he was a park employee"
>Says the parents of 6 year old willie junior

No crowds? I don't get it, OP.

Someone will STILL SAY
>Can't blame muh Jews
When it was the fucking hews.

25k? What

Is it really that hard to come up with this shit?

>Set predominantly on Tatooine
>Outdoor coaster: Podracing theme
>Indoor coaster: X-wing/ Tie Fighter /Death Star trench theme
>Simulation ride: Millennium Falcon space flight, where you board the Falcon inside a themed Mos Eisley space dock
>Food and drinks: Mos Eisley cantina
>Outdoor live action show: Could potentially be about the newer characters
>Gifts, collectibles: Watto's Junk Shop
>Interactive Building Experience: Jawa Sandcrawler, build your own droid and bring it home with you, maybe some smaller on-the-side droid games
>Themed Areas and Cast: Cantina, Luke's family farm, Mos Eisley Spaceport, Podracing Track, Sand People, Sand Troopers, Dubacks, Jawas, Space Pirates from Mos Eisley
>Potentially additional areas: Yavin IV Rebel Base

Did you prefer turquoise two?

Apparently you’ve never been to Walmart where are all the white people start to scream at eachother while they’re on their scooters

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>Star Wars park
>no fun allowed
>no hotel designed like a palace on Naboo that could also serve as a romantic place
>no Tatooine
>no podracing in VR
>no Death Star ride
>no Jabba's Palace that could be adult-only, with alcohol and cute twi'leks and watch a Rancor fight underneath the main room

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Cope

>involving Jews because your favorite children movies got turned into a cash cow
Yeah no shit just because there’s jews doesn’t mean it’s just them doing this shit.

You can make you own underground Star Wars Land, just don't let the wrong people know about it.

Christ

>if they hadn't made the new movie on fucking "Jakku" they could've had all 3 trilogies converge on Tattooine with relevant characters and settings

L M A O

What? How am I coping?

The whole place is obviously a rush job. Seems almost like the Star Wars brand is burning a whole in their pocket, and their desperately trying to recoup costs.

That Naboo palace idea makes me sad. That would be so fucking great and I barely even care about Star Wars.

He has nothing to do with Disney or Mouse Wars.

She actually didn't, that's the funny part. Red shirt nigger's mother got hit by some nog in the family he was feuding with. His (presumably) sister tells him they hit her, so redshirt turns around to the nearest person, the woman with the tan top and the jeans who seems to be his girlfriend, and says "YOU HIT MUH MUFUGGIN MOTHA?" to his her even though she had been entirely on his side in the fight up to this point, and immediately lays into her without doing any kind of investigation on his own or waiting for her to respond to this nonsensical accusation. Peak comedy.

I bet George is laughing in his grave

>pink t-shirt
>weird overall shape
>gets hysterical
>punches woman
This nigga is gay as fuck,

You can make your own underground Star Wars Land, just don't let the wrong people know about it.
This would probably make a lot of money if you had a steady stream of cool people, but nerds ruin everything and would probably record even if you said not to. So yeah, you'd need to be draconian with your no camera policy and no revealing where it is. Sell your own classic SW merch and fuck the law.

fuck, of course. why didn't i realize it was all about money?

Hahahaa best post from a fine gentleman I've read in a while.

>park staffed with 50+ character actors who would interact with the guests to provide a unique experience outside of the standard "stand in line, go on ride, stand in line, go on ride"

Sounds neat in theorey, but in practice it probably turns out something like this.

>stand in line while staff pretend to be having a lightsaber fight
>go on ride where staff pretends its the death star trench run
>go on ride themed like trench run
>go to restaurant where staff pretend to be aliens

When you think of it like that it does sound like a huge waste of money.

Imagine if they had extra jedi/sith actors to jump out at kylo/rey and break out into choreographed lightsaber fights right in front of guests. Imagine walking into the canteena, and watching a scripted game of Sabak that ends in a shoot out. They could have done a lot of really cool shit, but instead, we get a couple literally-whos spouting "rising suns" and shilling for scrap metal and blue milk

>Red shirt
It's pink. What the fuck, people? It's PINK. And I am sure she deserved it in some shape or form.

would also be completely ruined by autists. Imagine characters trying to have a cute moment interacting with kids. Then some overweight faggot comes up and tries to roleplay.

sounds gay as fuck

Lowkey really sad to read posts from people that you know don’t interact with real life people on a daily basis. Please work on your social skills your post read like an ESL retard.

Tell me, think the heads overseeing this are just 2% like the Jew population? Hmm? No, you don't. In your mind you're thinking 50%, maybe 75%. Just like a normal Disney board. The same Jews who had a creative idea presented to them and cheapest out. The same ones who could have used OT stuff, but didn't want to pay royalties and residuals.

But saying so would make other redditors downvote you... so we all just lie.

>That Naboo palace idea makes me sad.
Imagine the amount of money that they could make if they allowed weddings for example. I mean we can love or hate the prequels but these movies had great sense of design and architecture. A palace with the same Naboo architecture would be the ideal place.

Jews want to maximize profits why the fuck would they go with something that won’t get them any money. Seems like a retarded move for them.

It takes some grade A autism to not understand how actors absolutely sell the place and are pivotal to its success. Actors would have made it an event, the lack of actors makes it a mall.

You sound like one of the geniuses behind the park. Happy early Hannakuh.

endor is literally the worst part of OT, just kids.bait

I feel stupid for not realizing this 3 threads ago
it all boils down to disney being cheap assholes

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You're a fine African gentleman, whose insights serves you well and are 100% accurate. You are worth a lot to society and everyone loves you. :)

Worst of OT >>>>> anything from Nu Wars

>so they wouldn't have to share a single fucking penny on licensing, residuals, or copyright fees.
What? They fucking own all that shit now.

All actors do is disguise that it is still just standing in line and going on rides. It would be an improvement over what they have, but the real problem is no one gives a shit about NuWars and they are dead set on using it.

Go dilate tranny.

This right here is the correct answer. There is one attraction and a bunch of shops. That's it. There is nothing to do other than spend money and since it's NuWars and based on a new location there isn't even that much stuff for normies to recognize and takes pictures of.

Through being penny pinchers and scheming.
If they wanted profit through investment, they would have set it in OT, used memorable shit, milked the nostalgia and paid the minor residuals for the massive influx of cash.
Listen, I'm a /k/ poster, every fucking day I'm reminded of gun companies who brought in (((new heads))) that took over, quality went to shit, company rep plummeted, and then they escaped while the brand burned.

^^this is a real Disney shill.

>Man, all we do is call real long time Star Wars fans incels, trannys, and stuff, but they pay us back by not coming to the park! This is an outrage against my religion! OY VEY

I love this.
The fact that they missed the mark entirely and focused entirely on the nu movies that nobody cares about just shows how out of touch they are.

And they can't do anything about it! They can't rely on an army of shills to artificially inflate the Rotten Tomato score. They can't have a twitter army write articles explaining how "woke" it is. They failed on the most basic level. It's supposed to be fun and it's not. Their park fucking sucks.

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>It takes some grade A autism to not understand how actors absolutely sell the place and are pivotal to its success
actors make it painfully awkward for anyone who isn't a windowlicking retard

>What went wrong?

>nu-Wars
>Kathleen Kennedy's still president
>build-a-lightsaber shop is too expensive; $200 lightsabers that break down before leaving the park
>build-a-lightsaber attendant throws shade at Luke Skywalker and praises Rey as the "true chosen one"
>"muh stronk independent black womyn" OC character who no one cares for
>barely any PT & OT content
>wait times went from abysmally long to abysmally short
>food is complete garbage; literal s o y smoothies
>toys, model kits, clothes, memorabilia, food, costumes, arcades, etc. are all overpriced
>second week attendance dropped like a rock and negatively affected all of Disneyland
>porgs everywhere
>Millennium Falcon arcade was made to fail; long wait times for a game with poor controls and can be crashed within minutes
>$2.8B spent on building it
>failure of park has led to numerous layoffs; 1700 job spaces are open
>“The answer really is we know those places and we know those stories that happen there and we know that we’re not in them,” said Walt Disney Imagineering portfolio creative executive Scott Trowbridge. “Black Spire Outpost is an opportunity that’s designed from the very get go to be a place that invites exploration and discovery. A place that invites us to become a character in the world of Star Wars. And to the extent that we want to, to participate in the stories of Star Wars.”
>"We wanted a theme park that's not a memory of someone else's Star Wars. We've already seen those stories, and we're not part of those stories."

This park was made to fail. This is what happens when you pander to SJWs. Get woke, go broke.

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> it does sound like a huge waste of money
>would also be completely ruined by autists

you're both right but the entire selling point of the park is that you can feel like you are in a star wars location that you don't immediately recognize, that was supposedly the point of setting it on bantu or wherever
you would learn more about the going's on around the galaxy from overhearing traders or having wise old man telling you amazing stories from his youth, like real life

without that factor the park fails double because it has no familiar physical elements or engaging characters

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We could have so much cringe kino
>pimply fat fuck pushing children out of the way to bantz with some Stacey or Chad cosplaying as a bounty hunter/ princess/etc.
>their awkward attempts to stay in character
>kids out of frame complaining about a smell

ITT: panicking Mouse shills, thinking that they can argue their way into fans' hearts.

Actors, writers, creators, etc still get residuals, royalties, etc, when their work/images are used later.

>All actors do is disguise that it is still just standing in line and going on rides.
And people would absolutely pay for that. Like I said, you have to have some serious autism to not understand how people interact with events and how they'll pay for experiences. Concerts are just listening to music, which can be done cheaper and more hassle free at home. That being said, people will absolutely pay out far more to go to a concert than they will for an album. People who have an entire collection of an artist, who have seen them multiple times prior, will still go see them live even though it's the same songs by the same artists.

Disney managed to so the impossible and actully killed star wars. Not even george and his pottery could do that.
Basedboys and shitlibs arent a big enough demographic to keep the brand aflot.
Granted disney has infinite money, its the popularity thats dead

Kinda funny how schizo’s are literally calling anyone they don’t like trannies now

It still hurts that I'll probably never see Remington at their former glory in my life time

None of us were in Cinderella either but that hasn't stopped little girls from wanting to go meet her in her castle for the past 40 fucking years

It's even worse. They have a live show where all the bad guys are white and all the heroes are not white. You know, I'd rather Disney go all the way and have Mickey Mouse flip off every white child who enters SW:GE and explain to the kids that they are the real villains. It would redpill faster than Toon Town's impromptu Jungle Book performance.

>>spend billions of dollars buying SW and spend some more billions making a theme park based on SW
>>the theme park only features attractions and content based on nuWars stories and characters
This is what boggles the mind. One of the main reason they dropped 4 billion on SW is so they could use the IP for theme parks, but then they end up not even using any of the beloved characters and images they blew all that money on. If they're going to make a Star Wars park with completely original characters and settings, then they might as well have made a ripoff "legally distinct from Star Wars land" where things just looked sort of Star Wars-esque. That's basically what they have now, and they would still have that 4 billion in their pockets.

>Seething this hard

It is a pretty weird idea. I cant think of any succesful park or just standalone ride that would make that kind of nice. The Shrek attraction has Shrek and farfaraway in it, the Avatar park is themed around Pandora. People want to be their own OCs and interact with the charactera, not interact with someone else's OC.

FUCK YEA

I've never been all that in to SW (get most knowledge from the games) but this makes me sad
They've got complete reign over such a vast and rich universe yet they're simply determined to squander it

Rogue one is literally the only half decent movie of nu-wars.

Or sig
Or kimber
All thanks to ((((them))))

>Star Wars Park is announced
>You can't dress up as an Imperial or Rebel
>Crew/Cast are dressed as shitty New Trilogy Factions anyway

>We just keep mocking the fans and they STILL DON'T LOVE US!

You need to hurt my feelings, then through demoralization and cuckery, I'll visit your park, that's how it works, Gabe. You just need to turn it up. Please.

I thought you niggers were being hyperbolic
Those are the actual prices
Even the lightsaber is really $200

How easy would it be to break her out of character and get her to assault you on camera? Just call her a nigger multiple times, then turn on the camera.

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That's a funny way to spell "Solo", but ok.

You hit the nail on the head. This is a park that is designed for an audience that does not exist (die-hard Nu-wars fans), and even through that lens it's a disappointment. If you had the exact same park and it was all original trilogy themed, it would still not be worth going because it's just a glorified shopping village. You go there to spend more money, not to have fun.

And if I'd add one more thing to that list, there are no attractions for kids. Pretty much the only thing interesting at the park for kids is the Millennium Falcon "ride," and boomers ruin it because they just sit there instead of playing along.

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>still seething

user, reality is now hyperbole. There is no longer any reason to manufacture memes to troll someone when reality generates better memes than any of us ever could.

I bet it cost $50.

^^Behold, the power of skullcaps.

Who gives a fuck, Carrie was hot as shit back in the day, Nat Can't act her way out of a casting couch however

for nearly the same amount you could by one made of metal that's not going to break in 5 minutes

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No doubt. It literally looks like something I made with Play Doh years ago and then rightfully threw away out of shame.

I don't know why but Remington hurts more because even though my circumstances say I shouldn't, old brands like that and Winchester and Henry attract my eye far more, and to see good old brands like Remington or in the case of the thread disney sink so abysmal lows just happens to tug at the ol heartstrings

As much as I hate jews this kind of picture is absolutely reatrded. also everyone already knows they're jews, no need of wikipedia. Call them out for what they did not for their religion they probably don't even respect

>They've got complete reign over such a vast and rich universe yet they're simply determined to squander it
Sounds like GW and 40k desu.

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>still seething

I thought you niggers were being hyperbolic
Those are the actual prices
Even the lightsaber is really $200

>>build-a-lightsaber attendant throws shade at Luke Skywalker and praises Rey as the "true chosen one"
Source on this? I want to cringe.

God bless America

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You just need to hire more vibrant actors. May I suggest you contact this affable gentleman for the role of Chewie.

>Let's force our shitty version of Star Wars on everyone
>That's what they want. They wanna experience the new stuff and not see the old movies brought to life
>Why is no one coming to our Star Wars attraction that only focuses on the stuff we're making?

>still seething

I know. I have a friend that has a couple and they're sturdy and well made. Looking at pics of what's being sold at Disney Wars I am fucking boggled at how someone thought that price point makes sense.

Id want to go to the park so much if it was based off the original trilogy. Like the Cantina is the one from New Hope and not an original one created by Disney. Have have half the park be tattooine, you can explore it and explore the caves where those midget things live and Luke’s home, and make the other half a giant Death Star where you walk around inside on multiple floors and there’s a neat ride or two instead of these “watch a 3D screen while your chair vibrates” rides.

>Buy Star Wars, a male oriented franchise with a huge nerdom.
>Hand it over to male hating feminists.
>Obtain absolute trash
>Sales plummet
Imagine being that incompetent and still keep your job

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Are there pics of these 216 burger lightsabers?

At least it isn't (fake)Springfield where it's gun grabber kikes parading the corpse around like fucking necromancy.

just another day in america

The real problem is that you allow fair-skinned individuals into your park. You need to go all the way, or else you're Archie Bunker. And your prices are too LOW. See, if you raise your prices, real fans will see INCREASED FANTASY VALUE. :D Then they'll know it's quality entertainment. You're welcome.

>dad carrying the baby
>little girl old enough to walk rides in carriage

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TFA did fine (movie not merch). The issue was TLJ was a franchise killer.

All they had to do was make Twi'lek maid cafes and they would be raking in billions a year.

Your post is ableist.

The plan was that they were going to have Marvel for boys, and since Star Wars already had a loyal male fan base they would cater the new trilogy to girls instead of just going after the exact same audience as the MCU. I’m not sorry they’re right on that I’m just saying that’s what happened

>still seething

Well tough luck, because the movies have all the originality of a reaction channel.
Who in their right fucking mind wants to go to totally not Tatooine, Death Star, Hoth, Coruscant, etc?

Is she the maid from Get Out?

If I had a million to blow, I'd do it. You could get a group of friends to invest in it, but then you'd have friction.

Their are cuter black girls working at Publixs in Broward, why cast this ape?

I'll confess that I never saw that, The Last Jedi and them pushing that faggot Donald Glover put me off. Is it actually any good or are you just memeing?

It's a good plan in a vacuum. The goal is to always try and reach a broader audience in pursuit of ever more money. They just made the mistake of handing the property over to incompetents who thought the best way forward would be to torch the entirety of the franchise to make way for the new stuff.

>handing MCU character leadership to captain marvel and her talking vagina
>for boys
Disney is retarded.

>What went wrong?
How about the fact Vader can't ever show up?

t.assblastedshitskin

Call me shitty but I might end up buying a 1911 from Springfield, I can't think of anybody making a nicer one that doesn't go for 4 figures. These lightsabers however, aren't even worth the materials mined by slaves in a 3rd world country they're made with

>have stronk black womyn OC wander around the park
>everyone thinks she's some sort of homeless person who dressed up in a fake Star Wars outfit to pickpocket them and avoid her
My favorite part of the whole thing, tbqf.

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It's okay. Nothing memorable, but it's a decent turn you brain off flick, kind of like the Jackass movies.

Thank you for your valuable insight. Now please leave because we're obviously wasting your time which could be spent making SW:GE EVEN BETTER. You can do it, you just need to get rid of that problematic Millennium Falcon. It's too....Star Warsish, I'm sure you agree. Shalom.

Leftists.

Seriously. Games, movies, etc, they cast the most stereotypical, racist, oonga-boonga blacks they can because
>Those are just YOUR EVIL WHITE attractiveness values!

Leftists are the most racist people you'll find.

>still seething

It's actually good. I hated Rogue One and TLJ and kind of liked TFA, so there you go. Not joking either; I missed Solo in the theater because I thought it would be as bad or worse than TLJ, but it was damn good. Not perfect, but it felt like Star Wars and was fun to watch.

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>Leftists are the most racist people you'll find.
I'll assume you're trolling and havn't actually drank the /pol/aid.

I watched it on Netflix. It's so-so. As an origin story for Han Solo it's pretty soulless, but it's a perfectly mediocre action scifi otherwise. Rogue One is still the best thing nuWars has done.

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Buy a used series 70
Buy a ruger
Hell, go RIA and buy a flip 1911 (the things are tanks, shockingly)
Just don't pay faggots like (((Springfield) )) who tried to lobby to pass MORE gun control in Illinois

>impromptu jungle book performance
quality

whoops comments disabled

>As an origin story for Han Solo it's pretty soulless,
What? Star Wars had its own World War I for some good scenes and it was truly kino.

>entire park
>1 ride and a few shops

>I'll assume you're trolling and havn't actually drank the /pol/aid.
unfortunately not a safe assumption

She probably complained about having to walk too much. It's saddening to see even kids aren't entertained by the park, she's just deep in her phone when that family definitely went there for her since she's the one old enough to remember it.

R1 felt like it was made by someone who was an actual SW fan. The costumes, sets, etc. all seem to reflect that. It was visually speaking the most Star Wars-y of the Disney films.
There's a reason why the movie has developed a sort of cult following.

Imagine applying this same logic to the wizarding world of Harry Potter.

>Why include Hogwarts at a Harry Potter theme park? Fans have already seen Hogwarts and are familiar with it. Visitors who have not watched the films or read the Harry Potter books won't recognize Hogwarts and they might feel excluded, like they aren't true fans. Why not build a *new* wizarding school instead? It could be similar to Hogwarts, but different. You know? That way, everyone feels like they're seeing something new! Build a bunch of wizard shops, but don't call it Diagon Alley. Include no characters from the book series. Instead, visitors can meet Harry Potter's son and his friends from the sequel stage play.

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>tfw there will never be a Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series theme park to visit

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>saddening
That should be the Land's new name, Jack Nicholson could welcome guests.

>Marlin intensifies

>recreate town from Cars perfectly in California Adventure
>build some random donut steel planet in disneyland
What did Disney mean by this?

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Have you seen the "proud PoCs" woke leftist try to use in games, in films, on TV, etc? Giant nappy fro, giant nose, huge smacky lips. Because that's REAL black people to them.

You'll never meet a hang all niggers type. Too few, don't leave their rooms. Leftists are the most racist people you'll meet.

they are trying to push the new shit but it isn't working. rian johnson really did it. he killed star wars

Who cares? Amusement parks are for bug people. They're supposed to be for families and teenagers but they're almost exclusively full of third world hordes and numales. Imagine spending 500 bucks to spend the day walking around the downtown LA experience with forced advertisements everywhere.

Retarded.

I thought she had a phone given the way she has her hands but I was wrong. She's just completely void of a smile at nothing. Even worse.

I give Disney 2 years before they "reveal" that the "long-awaited" original trilogy parts of SW: are now open...and please for the love of God, come and spend money.

unironically looks like the homeless person who tried to convince me to drive them out of the state when I was on holiday in New-York aged 10

Nu-wars doesnt even have twi'leks in the films

Hogwarts is all Harry Potter has though, and arguably the castle is in many ways a "character" like Harry or Ron is.

Very Defuntland.

youtube.com/watch?v=7i8eixMkCrs

Yes, Star Tours is still there. Ironically in Disney Studios it will be cut off from Galaxy's Edge by the Muppet 3D area.

Twi'leks sell slaves and sell themselves into slavery to better their lives. There is no fucking way nuWars would touch them.

Don't forget Hogsmeade.
The English countryside village aesthetic mixed with magic is appealing to millions of people.

Well I'm always opens to changing my views on a topic, so tell you what. If you can provide some detailed statistics to back your claims, such as hate crimes, left wing violence against minorities, etc, I'll believe you.
Otherwise it must be the /pol/aid.

Kids like to be carried and parents like to carry their kids.

You know, normal physical intimacy between people who love each other.

holy shit this is great. at least the collapse of society is hilarious

Can't wait for them to remove Muppets to get it into star wars area and hopefully (read, will not) drive traffic into Galaxy's Edge

>NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO POST ROTJ!

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Too bad they dont know how to actually appeal to girls. Girls of their target audience care more about miscellaneous Harry Potter characters than Rey

Yeah, of course. I was just suggesting that the girl wanted to ride in the stroller so she didn't have to walk because I know I would have done that if I was her.

>Make Starwars appeal to a bunch of feminists who don't even like it over the actual fans of the franchise.
>Shock and disbelief as they find out the feminists who didn't like Starwars to begin with *GASP* STILL DON'T LIKE STARWARS.

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Thank you for telling me. I always called that area "Star Wars Land", and I imagine that if a "cast member" heard me say that I'd get ejected from the park. (I'm a white male, i.e., the target of Disney's hatred)

Here is how it should have been
>If deadset on the "new world", then have it be a planet that is part forest part city
>FO controls city while Resistance controls forest
>2 different lightsaber shops, Savii's workshop for the resistance and First Order Armory for the first order, both with different experiences and different lightsaber variations (Jedi-like sabers at Savii's, sith-like sabers at First order)
>Sabers themselves are made for fighting
>Different parts of the park offer different products and food, if you walk from one area of the park to another, the staff in character will refer to you as if you are aligned with the other side (like if you are wearing a jacket in the resistance side and walk into the city, a stormtrooper may stop you and ask to see your I'd, or if your wearing a FO hat in forest, a rebel soilder says something snide)
>Both sides have a +18 only cantina were everyone
>Both sides have their own ride detailing the history of each side that feels like propoganda for either the resistance or the Empire

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Oof

This would make sense if the experience was truly "immersive", but it's half assed now because of logistics and technology. You have a "social score" by playing games on an app, and you are *allowed* to wear some costumes. It's still very much a theme park and not some transformative experience as some fatty Disney dick sucking vloggers would have you believe. For that reason I believe it was a mistake and would've rather been able to visit series of vignettes like echo base, throne room, etc

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With all that plastic it is not worth $200. Maybe $100 tops.

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May as well waste money on a wal-mart lightsaber than one of these Frankenstein things.

Before the flop at Disneyland I assumed the Muppets were doomed. If it doesn't do a lot better at WDW then Star Wars might end up getting beat by the fucking Muppets. They are already talking about cutting seasonal cast members as a reaction in Disneyland and I doubt they will be expanding the land in WDW if it flops there too.

They just need to tell girls that boys are yucky and to be taught the ways of the Lightdildo. We all know it's coming to that, so don't act disgusted.

This would be great. Especially the propaganda rides.

It was not kino by any estimation other than pure memery. Like I said, it was a perfectly mediocre scifi film but it was soulless for a Solo origin film. As in it didn't do shit to really capture or create the essence of the Han Solo character.

R1 should have been a wake up call for Disney to create a series of films that work like Fox's Deadpool does. A series that exists on the periphery of a main property, but that does so in a manner that is explicitly more adult oriented and geared toward older fans. Let them do their dumb shit with space wizards, lord knows they're gonna keep fucking that up, but building a series of movies about the non-magic parts of the SW universe would have been great.

Fuck. How great would it have been to see them do some shit with smugglers and bounty hunters that was inspired by the Man With No Name or something like that?

Not him but theres that study that leftists speak with simpler words to blacks and conservatives talk to blacks the same way they do anyone else. Cant source it, but I heard about it from a New York Times video about some activist that worked with King.

mhhmm thats a very nice phot, and camera, it reminds me of the 1980s ooooo

Well i mean, at least they're not cheap-ass knock offs. They look pretty legit for what they cost.

I expect the prices to raise, however.

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Wrong
Jews are actually good at using money

kek

>yfw you realize your mom already bought you this shit over a decade ago at Walmart for $30.

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No, you aren't.
You're lying to yourself. That's why you're putting up a blockade of "write me a researched report that would take hours/days to gather, and post it to this thread that will be up for 15-30 minutes more."
Fuck, just this week we had gay Asians attacked by leftists. But rather than engage a topic, you run and hide.
Fucking. Coward.
I'm done with you.

>STAR WARS is now being threatened by Jumanji films and a Muppets ride
Clown world everybody

Damn, Disney, you won't even let me like Solo? If you CGI'd melanin onto everyone light-skinned, would that make me less racist? :(

underrated

Center bottom: an actual lightdildo. REY DON"T NEED NO MAN!

That plastic is so thin and shitty. Even the molding needs ugly support lattices inside it that they don't bother hiding.
Minimum paint, minimum assembly points. Fucking cheap asses.

Can't you idiots see the difference between and . The first one is a movie replica that is solid and made of metal. The second is plastic shit that will break in a second. Ironically they were so convinced people would buy the plastic shit instead they ran out of the movie prop sabers almost instantly.

That's exactly what has been happening ever since Disney bought Star Wars. They are flooding the market with low-quality crap because they wanted to make a profit from their investment as fast as possible, and it has backfired spectacularly. At the rate things are going, it will take 10 years for Disney to actually make back their initial investment, and that's only if they release a successful movie every year. Part of the problem is that they flushed $2 billion down the toilet with Galaxy's Edge which was an overly ambitious pre-production nightmare.

What exists today is a stripped down version of the originally planned park that's been converted into a shopping mall, because Disney basically wanted to make a real life version of Westworld with simulated gunplay. A multiple day all inclusive resort where you sleep in a space ship hotel with simulated windows. It was so out there that it was never going to happen, and yet Disney couldn't keep their mouths shut to the press. They were promising the moon to the press, and in the end the best they could come up with was a shopping village where everything is low quality and overpriced.

I can only imagine how much Disney wasted on R&D before they realized that the full LARP resort experience wasn't going to work. The technology wasn't there and the market didn't exist. $2 billion down the tubes and they're hoping a few hundred thousand crappy plastic lightsabers for $200 will put them back in the black. Fuck 'em.

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Ewwww look at those NAZIS. Glad they gave us Brown World.

CCP Petrochemical expert here. The marginal cost of this is 25 U.S. Dollar.
We will sell these soon

White people always get used in concept art so it looks more appealing. They use brown people in the advertisements so they can be woke.

There is no way my feet wouldn't dangle off the edge of that master bed. Man, space life has to be rough.

Makes sense in Clown Wold, buddy.

What a mistake. They could've built Coruscant and used it to shoot scenes in the sequels. Instead you have something fans don't want and directors don't need.

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Which patch of Star Citizen is this?

That guy has the chin of a true chad

That original concept sounds fun. I wonder how much it would cost for a weeklong trip.

0.939 due sometime in the third quarter of 2059.

This isn't the first time Disney has made a gross misstep. Anyone remember the shitstorm around EuroDisney and how it almost tanked the entire company? This isn't the worst thing to happen to them, they'll probably just tank the costs.

I fully disagree that Disney could not have pulled it off, they just cheaped out.
To the shills: I was literally planning a trip down to Cuckifornia, but cancelled as soon as I heard it was sequel-only. Fuck you. I can have a better Star Wars Land experience at a hardcore collector's house.

Are you happy shitlords? GE Rey is getting fired because you nazi MANBABIES didn't give the mouse money.

Have Disney World settings ever been used before in films?

Nice lips for cock sucking.

Interesting. I'd like to see that.

Oh dear. I advise you stop drinking the /pol/aid; it's clearly rotted your brain.

Sauce?

>Star Citizen
Please don't say that name. I'm a backer and ... ugh. I guess I'll play it when I retire?

>they could have done live shootings and get sales by allowing guests to be background actors
What a wasted opportunity

B-BUT IT'S ALL ABOUIT THE EXPERIENCE, INCELS

youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1d5QpzG-U

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>EuroDisney
>builds fake castles in the land of real castles
>confused why nobody visits them
Oh, corporate, you're so fucking dumb sometimes it's adorable.

yeah and there's mountains of video evidence of this happening right? let's see some

Not the guy you are asking but this is basic Disney history. Euro Disney's spectacular failure is what started Eisner's decline. It caused Disney to make budget cuts to everything else which ended up cutting Animal Kingdom which cut Beastly Kingdom which led to Imagineers defecting to Universal and building The Lost Continent which led to Universal's Islands of Adventure being a success and them having a foothold in Orlando. It also had a ton of other effects but that is just one.

>we know those stories and we know we're not in them
then why buy the franchise? fuckin tards

Holy shit yeah ha ha, are they plastic as well that'd be a real kicker.

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not them and /pol/ is always right.

>be Disney
>kill everything that made Star Wars Star Wars
>act shocked when the money is at a trickle

Odd behavior for the tribe, so what's their endgame?

youtube.com/watch?v=SFE8RlKlLCE

I don't know about you but every time I'm in Frontierland I realize all of that shit is from the past and my entire experience is ruined.

>they tried to market this shit to broke millenials and zoomers
>but they forgot that the only retards that spend money with this shit are white male genxers, and they don't like the new shit

Star Wars got jewed to death with a bunch of leftist propaganda in the sequel trilogy. Now you have a whole section of your park dedicated exclusively to the worst part of the franchise decked out like an overpriced shopping mall with not much fun to do.

It's a huge debt pit to this day. France utterly hated the idea of Disney Land but Eisner went ahead anyway.
independent.co.uk/news/business/analysis-and-features/losing-the-magic-how-euro-disney-became-a-nightmare-2132892.html

Yup.

Did you just assume her Starexuality?

According to the news, they were all part of the same family

>No the first issue is we should start banning niggers from nice places
That is what they are doing with raising the price for tickets so those ghetto niggers don't come.

the music in the back makes it so good

washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/30/white-liberals-dumb-themselves-down-when-they-speak-black-people-new-study-contends/?noredirect=on

insights.som.yale.edu/insights/white-liberals-present-themselves-as-less-competent-in-interactions-with-african-americans

slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/08/white-liberal-racism-why-progressives-are-unable-to-see-their-own-bigotry.html

jstor.org/stable/3791188?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

You racist, leftist retard

I thought this was the plan from the outset? That they’d be able to do different time periods/events within the area they’ve got just by changing out merchandise/costumes/etc. they opened with the only era that can have merchandise from all the eras, and then will do different time periods so they can sell ”exclusive” merchandise only available for the year.

Its the ghetto niggers from Brazil who have way more money then brains that they are trying to fill WDW with.

france hate's any tourist shit, they hated the Eiffel tower, they hate this thing, and they hate Disney.

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Let's make a Star Trek Land! It can feature:

>NO original characters
>NO original ship and vehicle designs
>Sell easily broken tricorders and communicators
>Call anyone who complains a Klingon

You're welcome, Disney, now get to work, every minute you waste is a minute that you're not breaking someone's heart, that is, being woke.

user, you're using intelligence and foresight, which are problematic and even heteronormative. :|

I've heard that the shops were out of red crystals and sith holocrons. People don't even want the Jedi stuff.

What should EuroDisney have instead of European castles?

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But love muzzies

Nice, I enjoy sources to back up claims.

However I must take umbrage. These sources do an admirable job of confirming leftists can certainly be racist, but the original claim made which I wanted to be verified (as seen here) is that

>Leftists are the most racist people you'll meet.

None of these articles confirm that. Perhaps such a hyperbolic statement should never have been made if it can't be authentically verified?

AW SHIT, I WANT TO SEE TONY MONTANA LAND!
Jew me to the limit-Limmmmmmmmit

Who cares about a theme park for children unless you plan on bringing children there?

it should have fucked off, we don't want your poisonous yank shit in our lands.

Imagine my shock

Or maybe a better comparison is just build it entirely on JJ Trek and watch the Trekkies laugh at it.

Sorry buddy, we'll leave so you can let in more Gambians and Algerians.

Just don't build it. Don't be surprised when Europeans aren't impressed by another castle especially in the country where the concept of chivalry was invented.

I still don’t understand why they’re treating the OT like a a fucking AIDS needle.

Surely they have the rights to all of it and make just as much money off a R2D2 toy as a BB8? What was the point of spending that much on the franchise if they weren’t going to cash in on all of the existing stuff? They’ve been going out of their way to replace everything and it’s so bizarre.

This honestly. It was a terrible idea to build it there. France never wanted Disneyland but for some reason (some say because Eisner wanted an excuse for the company to pay for his own family's vacations to France) Eisner insisted on it being near Paris. Spain and the UK both wanted Euro Disney and it may have done much better there.

Nah on /pol/ we mock "durr libruls are the REAL racists!" boomercon shit

Everyone are the real racists.

Provide proof, nigger. Leftists are the most racist scum alive.

Asian people shouldn’t be allowed in Disney parks. Like, you don’t even have a soul. Go do some math for fun

Asians are about the least offensive non-white people at the parks. Sometimes they don't understand American standards of personal space but even that is rare. Its the niggers and South Americans that need to be purged.

ALL leftists are racist

Theyre selling r2d2s for $25k

The Buddhist monks that go to a local arcade(like ten of them) are always polite and reserved. No, I'm not kidding. Yeah, all wearing their orange robes, I guess Disney would kick them out for "being sand people" if they made the trip to Woke Land.

They already did put someone who couldn't aim for shit there

Non-murican here, what's so bad about hispanics?

Sorry friend. Burden of proof is on the one making a claim. The articles do an admirable job of confirming leftists can be racist, but if you read them you'll not several things.

>Half of All Racists are Left Wing
Note the word "Half", not "Most"
>The difference wasn’t statistically significant in speeches by Republican candidates, though “it was harder to find speeches from Republicans delivered to minority audiences,
Difficult to find statistical evidence due to lack of similar environment among a RightWing party.

Additionally if you read the articles you'll note that they do not conclusively draw the conclusion that the speach pattern shift is necessarily done out of racist ideals, but a fear of coming across as racist.
>The motive may be ingratiation, the paper suggests, since studies show that white liberals are “concerned about appearing racist,”...

So these studies don't draw a definitive conclusion. They are quite compelling though, and offer interesting insight to be sure.

Nice try, but I recognize an obvious troll when I see one.

JJ Trek would still be using the original characters (even if they're changed from the originals). I say more like Discovery Trek.

>And we know we’re not part of those stories
You fucking wot m8. Kid-me never had any trouble imagining myself in either trilogy. This makes no fucking sense.

Once again, the person who is beating their keyboard to death is wrong. Brevity really is the soul of wit.

Criminals, manlets, breed constantly, import drugs, their kids are all gang members, etc.

They talk way too loud with no consideration for the people around them. They are rude and elbow people for space and will stand right next to you with no concept of personal space. They also smell (not kidding) and will do things like blatantly cut lines. They are just for the most part all around terrible people. I'm not even sure it is completely racial; I think it has more to do with the fact that most Brazilians and South Americans at WDW are in the extreme upper class in their countries and have no idea how to behave in crowds.

>TFA did fine (movie not merch). The issue was TLJ was a franchise killer.
TFA did well solely thanks to the hype. people went blindly to the theaters because it was first star wars in 10 years. Even better, it's a direct sequel to the originals and the whole cast has been reunited for the return. JUST FUCKING IMAGINE THAT! The prequels made a lot of money despite having no Luke, HAn Leia or even the Falcon and X-wings. Now you had all of this the movie should have made $3B. The hype was so strong that people went back to convince themselves it was actually good when in reality TFA is worse than TLJ. Rian was already extremely limited by what TFA had setup. JJ single handedly ruined it and directly caused TLJ and the collapse of the franchise. It is so fucked, every new material is actually a prequel because there is no future.

>even though it's the same songs by the same artists
You take that back!

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