I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck

I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck

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>rip joey

>not posting her ass
why even make this thread

OP is a goober

tpbp

Who the fuck wears a helmet to bike on a city-street?

Pussy

>not wearing a full kit when going cycling
fucking amateur

>wears skimpy shorts while stretching over chairs in public
Bitch and her mom knew exactly what she was doing.
>b...but she's 16
Well tell that little thot to slut it up elsewhere other than a busy part of Manhattan. Also, don't expect privacy in public.

/out/ does
their vaginas got mad at me when i dissed helmets in a cycling thread
and this sissy apprently

Not wearing a helmet is pretty stupid. But wearing full Lycra is truly boomer tier.

this is my friend who got hit by a car while she was riding her bike and wasn't wearing a helmet

she fractured her C1 vertebrae and is lucky not to be paralyzed

Still think you're a badass?

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>Being a cyclist.

Die.

I think I'd rather look like a huge faggot than risk injuring my head. It's a good tradeoff.

Being dead is worse.

goober

>tfw the girl is probably like 35 now, post wall and with several children shes had out of wedlock

Where does the time go bros

>she

All cyclists are huge faggots so you may as well wear a helmet.

nuh huh, i got my helmet on

She's like 16 in the video, pretty sure this is less than 20 years old...

have sex

you wanna turn into Gary Busey or something?

>nobody drew a dick on her cast
fags

Is this what you'd do to them? Also films with this feel

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I don't own a car so biking is usually how I get around when public transportation isn't an option.

Tell that thing to shave its belly. Please.

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The same type of retards who buy phone insurance

Scuse me ya old bag

>going slow while blocking the entire lane on my bike
>guy behind me would love to run me over but then he'd have to pay for my medical expenses so he just sucks it up like my ass fumes
biking is fun

what the fuck is all this helmet shilling itt? fucking zoomers man youre all fucking soft and queer

>helmet protects vertebraes
lolling at you famaladingdong

you risk injuring your head the moment you step out of bed
bicycle helmets are a spook, they only protect against road rash

she couldn't even wipe her own ass in that thing

you think she gave a fuck about being hairy?

pls no bully i would kiss her tummy

beating up nerds isnt a crime

>nemesis is a Michael Jackson impersonator

kino