Luke did I ever tell you about your father? Whom after we freed from slavery, never once attempted to rescue your grandmother from the same fate? Despite him being a powerful enforcer in a mystical gang and despite having connection to high ranking politicians and even royalty?
Not until she was voilently gang raped to death by a bunch of sand people did he bother to try and save her. At which point, he probably had 7-10 years to do it.
He was a good man, good friend too.
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but you told me he followed you in a crusade wich angered uncle owen???
I also send him to spy on Senator Palpatine and tried to kill him when break down. We also refuse to give him rank of Jedi Master. Even if he was moust powerful Jedi we had. Good friend.
how could he be a master if he had no aprentice?
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>doesn't even mention how Anakin killed a bunch of kids
He did try to save his mother. He couldn’t just fuck off to Tatooine while being trained. The Republic had no jurisdiction to invade Tatooine and free slaves. It would’ve started a war.
How can he have aprentice if Council ban him from Master rank?
They could buy her. Jedi council had endless bank account.
And give into Anakin’s attachment that they’re trying to break him of?
>It would’ve started a war.
And? The Republic would easily win against some criminals
Was she really raped?
>Hey bro we wanted to stop you from going to the Dark Side so we let your mother live as a slave and eventually get raped and tortured to death by sand people
>We're the good guys by the way, don't listen to anyone trying to turn you against our religion
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The Senate would never approve of invading a planet just to save one slave woman.
The Jedi weren’t exactly written to be right all the time. That’s kind of the point.
everyone has a price, even that jew snout that had anakin did
But they do approve of killing a fellow member of the senate because he's a sith?
The Jedi are above the senate and aren't accountable to it.
>The Jedi weren’t exactly written to be right all the time. That’s kind of the point.
I think they were written that way, the problem is that the writing is just shit.
Its not even cannon that the sand people have cocks. How could they rape her?
Get fucked
Luke, did I ever tell you about your father's opinions on sand?
He once said that it was coarse, rough and irritating and that it gets everywhere.
He even despised the people of the desert, referring to them by a racist term as 'sand people', which is an inelegant insult from a less-civilized age. I think he picked it up from your uncle Owen who is also a racist.
I have always found sand to be a good friend.
Even if she wasn't raped. Wouldn't you as a son have some sort of motive to at least attempt to free your mother from slavery?
Then Qui-Gon’s existence doesn’t make sense. He was he only Jedi that was nuanced enough to train someone like Anakin. His death was the start of Anakin’s fall. Everyone else was too legalistic and Anakin saw them as cold and betraying.
Having mother in slavery when you kill people by hand waving. Someone should see coming disaster. Making double agent from his was pure stupidity.
Watto had no choice after he lost everything from his gambling addiction. Eventually he had to sell her. Actually now that I remember it, Cliegg Lars frees her anyway. It was just that Anakin couldn’t get back to Tatooine to see her again.
Haha, this faggot doesn't understand the shithole that is the politics of the pre-Empire age. It's not like he, or Padme and Qui-Gon for that matter, didn't want or try to free Shmi. The Republic is a fuck and it's policies would not allow such action on a non-Republic world.
Anakin, did I ever tell you the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? Well, I'm not going to.
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time that R2-D2, the droid right beside you, used a jetpack?
Luke, did I ever tell you about the Sith Assassin Asajj Ventress?, She was the apprentice to Count Dooku (Who was a Good Friend) and was this Sexy Bald Dathomirian Lady who Dual Wielded Lightsabers. We used to fight all the time during the Clone Wars, and every time we did, Flirting would follow. She even saved my life from Darth Maul (who was ANOTHER Good Friend) and His Brother, Anyway, After she Rescued me, she suggested we let this flirting come to light and fuck, right then and there, after all Sex isnt forbidden for a Jedi, and the council wouldnt miss me for another evening. Ill tell you this Luke, she certainly knew her way around the bed, after all, Nightsister Culture is about Dominating Males, and ill tell you this, she certainly did. She even put on her Nightsister Leathers for me! Made me nut in seconds seeing her in that, She rubbed it all over her Smooth Head!. She was a Good Friend
He was a kid for the most of it, and was being trained as a jedi (so he also probably didnt have money to get a ship and just go there, only official jedi stuff was allowed), the future his mother wanted for him AND for what he knew, she was still with Watto being a servant slave, which isnt that bad of a life, harsh, but decent enough.