Why do people still go to movie theaters?

>have to pay unfair prices both for tickets and food
>limited choice of food that is always stale and awful
>can't bring your own food
>if you are alone, people keep staring at you and making disgusting faces
>have to share space with animals with no respect cinema
>your experience is always ruined by people talking during the movie
>no control of the lighting, room temperature and image and sound settings
>can't cant pause to go to the bathroom or masturbate during a sexy scene
>can't rewind to see details you missed
The only positive point I can see is be able to see the movie earlier, but it's not that even a great point.

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because they've been conditioned to

>can't cant pause to go to the bathroom or masturbate during a sexy scene
what do you mean? don't you have fap booths in your cinema?

They have bigger screens than me

>have to pay unfair prices both for tickets and food
I dont usually buy food
>limited choice of food that is always stale and awful
see above
>can't bring your own food
you actually can lol
>if you are alone, people keep staring at you and making disgusting faces
this is a straight up lie
>have to share space with animals with no respect cinema
this is a good point, you are right on this
>your experience is always ruined by people talking during the movie
not always though, it depend of the hour of the day
>no control of the lighting, room temperature and image and sound settings
i dont really have a problem with this
>can't cant pause to go to the bathroom or masturbate during a sexy scene
I have a good control of my bladder user
>can't rewind to see details you missed
why are you not paying attention?

Size doesn't matter, user.

movie theatres fucking suck but its the only way to watch certain movies and get a full cinematic experience. watching blade runner on a massive screen was lightyears more thrilling than seeing it on my laptop while im fondling my balls through my sweatpants

>if you are alone, people keep staring at you and making disgusting faces
>can't cant pause to go to the bathroom or masturbate during a sexy scene
One leads to the other user

spot on

I have a $3000+ setup at home but I still love going to the cinema
No roomate/brother/sister/mom/whoever barging in the room, no tasks/problems you suddenly remember you have to do, no phone notifications or calls, no temptation of looking up stuff you see in the film on the spot, no option of pausing the film 12 times, you just have sit there and experience the film as a whole at once with absolutely zero distractions like it's intended to be experienced (I'm from Europe so I never had a single bad cinema experience like I hear here often)

A bit of true escapism, I love it.

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>have to pay unfair prices both for tickets and food
I'm not poor.
>limited choice of food that is always stale and awful
Also not a fatass that can't go two hours without cramming food in my face.
>can't bring your own food
Slip a Snickers bar in your pocket. If you're trying to smuggle in anything larger, you have an eating disorder.
>if you are alone, people keep staring at you and making disgusting faces
I have friends.
>have to share space with animals with no respect cinema
I don't live in a poor neighborhood, so my theater is never full of niggers.
>your experience is always ruined by people talking during the movie
Again, no niggers.
>no control of the lighting, room temperature and image and sound settings
I'm not autistic.
>can't cant pause to go to the bathroom or masturbate during a sexy scene
I can control my urges.
>can't rewind to see details you missed
I also fucking know how to pay attention.

Seems like all of these are your own shortcomings, senpai.

too see my boy robert (or as i like to call him, r-dawg) of course

I go there so I can ruin other peoples' evening with loud farting during silent scenes and laughing at inappropriate times.

don't use that N word here. it's beyond cringe and shows how low your IQ is

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Sit closer to your screen.

You dare criticize Robert?

>He's waking up, sir!

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i dont go anymore. its a complete rip off.
besides i have a $28000 home entertainment system which is literally a theater in my own house.

>not going to the drive in and getting your dick sucked while you watch kino in the comfort of your own luxury SUV
top kek

Because it takes a few months for blu rays and rentals to come out

I live near a chain so I do their subscription plan to pay 20 bucks a month and see all the movies I want on whatever screen I want.

i only go to see absolute kino i can't wait on the 4k torrents for months later
mi6, john wick 3, dunkirk... all good films to see in the cinema
everything else though? i torrent

sweet ass digits my dude

>john wick
>worth seeing at any location or in any medium
kys zoomer

Some of these points are utterly retarded, you stupid burger.

Better experience.

>have to pay unfair prices both for tickets and food
12 bucks isn't too bad and I don't get food, unless I bring it in
>limited choice of food that is always stale and awful
Again, I don't fuck with the food
>can't bring your own food
Not with that attitude my good bitch
>if you are alone, people keep staring at you and making disgusting faces
Literally never happens
>have to share space with animals with no respect cinema
Tbh I've only had a handful of shitty theater experiences and I go every other week. My advice is to see movies really late and on weekdays. Never on fridays.
>your experience is always ruined by people talking during the movie
Not really, only rarely does this happen
>no control of the lighting, room temperature and image and sound settings
I've never had an issue with any of these
>can't cant pause to go to the bathroom or masturbate during a sexy scene
Imagine masturbating when you should be appriciating fîlèmê at the çïñémæ
>can't rewind to see details you missed
I'll give you this one but also I have ADD which makes it almost impossible to focus on a movie for more than 10 mins without hardcore struggling. If I can do it, so can you

>>if you are alone, people keep staring at you and making disgusting faces
youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

>His Kinoplex doesn't have a cum hole

Lol

Bigger screen, bigger sound. There's nothing like the action taking up your whole field of view. I can't imagine watching BR2049 without feeling the sounds in my bones.
Also,
>being an autistic degenerate who can't sit down for 90 minutes without jerking off

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Because it's the only time I get to see Robert.

user.. Robert has been dead for two years.. Its time to let go..