Post characters who are LITERALLY you

>no hobbies
>no creativity
Jokes on you. I am regularly on /ic/ and /toy/.

C.C Baxter

this one hurts cos its true

Serious question: are you kinda slow in real life? I always see people behaving like this and admitting it's true. I've been here 11 years almost and it hasn't happened to me. A large portion of that while was unemployed too. I just see so many people talk about this and I can't figure out why I wasn't effected other than my outlier iq.

I’m not a cum brain but I definitely browse this place too much. It’s hard when you’re friendless and so lonely. I come here more so for social interaction and because so many of you guys have so much in common with me. I work full time but I have nothing in common with my coworkers, they have wildly different personalities than me

I sometimes spend days, even weeks without coming here

If by “slow in real life”, you mean I suck at my job because I can’t remember instructions, I don’t read because I have a shirt attention span, I can’t commit to anything for too long before I inevitably quit, I have no friends and barely any hobbies, then yes, I’m slow

>i-it's p-porn's fault losers are losers
no

It's the jews fault you incels even exist since they destroyed the family unit and now I'm forced to discuss kino with you retards raised by single moms
So yeah porn has to do with it

can confirm, was already a loser before I discovered porn.
I'm glad that porn exists, without it I would have never seen naked 10/10s or what sex looks like.

yeah amphetamine works great for porn addiction :)

look at all the pseudoscience buzzwords.

This is just an edit of the cumbrain meme

Ahh my condolences user. I'll be more compassiomate on here from now on or at least try to be. Thanks for the honesty. Are you sure it's genetics and not just diet/lifestyle?

cumbrain meme is retarded
I watch porn and have zero problems with it.

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before browsing Yea Forums
>chronic masturbator, 3+ times per day to weird stuff like trannies and women in diapers
>chronic procrastinator
>chronic quitter
>chronic complainer/pessimist
>kissless virgin
>obsessed with shitty pop culture movies like Star Wars and comic book movies, pretended like I was an expert on them even though I don’t know shit
>completely sedentary life style
>5’10” 125 lbs skeleton

After browsing Yea Forums
>masturbate 1 time per week max to healthy lesbian kissing compilations
>don’t procrastinate on anything, set a weekly schedule developed to help me meet my goals that I follow without fail
>Never quit anything—learned guitar, wrote a book (200+ pages) even though I could tell it was going to suck halfway through still finished it
>have a positive outlook on life, any time I catch myself being negative a stop myself and see how I can make a positive interpretation of the situation
>got my first girlfriend and had sex with her (and kissed her)
>only watch movies made between 1900-1950
>work out 6 days per week
>5’10” 170 lb Chad-lite

Yea Forums saved my life. It was like staring into a portal of one potential future, seeing what I could become if I didn’t make a change in my life.

this is me
how do I stop fapping, fucking prostitutes and drinking every night Yea Forums?

Me on the left

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Just stop dude!

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fuck how do you get out of this spiral quick bros ? help

back to twitch big guy

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block Yea Forums and porn sites on all your browsers, do nofap for at least 30 day (ideally around 90 days but easier said then done), and give yourself a schedule to follow (same exact one every week for now) to keep your mind off nonproductive things as much as possible

making your bed every morning, reading for 15 minutes before bed, and exercising at least 30 minutes 5 times per week will help a lot too

that worked for me pretty well. it didn’t solve everything but helped with a lot of my issues

If nofap isn’t your thing at the very least you can try weaning yourself off of porn. 1 day on, 1 day off, 1 on, 2 off, 1 on 3 off and so and so forth

I regulary report racist language for laughs. Bans come thick and fast.

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>tfw going camping for a week
can't wait to be free from porn and distractions but I know when I get home i'll "relapse" and fuck a prostitute then get a bottle of wine

saying you report people is announcing report

>you have shitty genetics
>take adhd meds dude
Lmao

Did I say I just did it? DOD I say it was on Yea Forums? False submissions is bannable

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How is mentioning that you reported someone yesterday any different then saying you just reported someone? Both are announcing a report. Also you're on Yea Forums, why would you be talking about rules for another website which you didn't even bring up.

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man i wish i had a shirt attention span

I did it on reddit

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We all walk the wiberly woberly walk.

remember you have control over yourself, you can prevent yourself from doing those things. it’ll just be uncomfortable at first.

that’s why making a schedule and following it helps, you’re teaching your brain how to exercise your will over your life rather than living completely aimlessly. use your camping trip as a starting point

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cast him

you

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When I first saw this meme I laughed at the "chuckles every 30 minutes" part

Yeah but was is his tax policy?

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All that and in the end you're still a manlet. Tragic

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to delete this

you need to add
>constantly cycles through hobbies gaining intense esoteric knowledge on them then cutting them out your life for the next hobby after spending 6 months utterly engrossed in it

being taller would be cool but I’m okay with my height and my 6’0” girlfriend is happy with it too. How tall is your girlfriend, bud?

I have 74 processing speed

Stop this now, I will have a bounty placed on your head if you post again.

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You can never become immune to constant pain, but you can numb it

>tfw my psych major friend thinks I have schizoid personality disorder and actively warns me about using this site

How do I prevent this I've become a fucking brainlet
Also is the schizoid meme real?

It’s stress and anxiety. My mind is always racing, my mind is constantly distracted, I can’t seem to just live and think about the present, I’m always off somewhere else

got enough words there?

>How do I prevent this
leave this site