What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
He had come for cunny, unknowing that THIS would be his last ride.
Do americans really do this?
This should explain everything for you OP
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He only came to protest the alimony payments
Man i swear to god the way he walks in, aggressively , fast paced, that was scary indeed.
He wasn't just in for some fiddling, that was a big step towards something else, who knows what he would have become if he had accomplished his plans.
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I GOT MYSELF A BEER
THE FUTURE'S UNCERTAIN AND THE END IS ALWAYS NEAR
LET IT ROLL, CUNNY, ROLL
What's his problem?
Slingblade had a knife on him as well. all jokes aside this man would of totally gone for the prize if nobody was there to stop him.
Are there clips of this online? I can't find it.
power play
Howdy partner!
>who knows what he would have become if he had accomplished his plans.
The most dangerous outlaw in the wild wild west.
this is what happens when you take away cunny from a man
second
There's a google drive link somewhere with the full interview with the gunslinger by the coward Chris Hansen. Can't find it but i'm sure someone in the thread has it.
I do but i am scottish and jewish so its against my beliefs to share
Why didn't he activate VATS when Hansen spawned in the room? he failed the quest
>scottish
so sorry user.
Cunny withdrawal decreases action points severely.
drive(.)google(.)com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view
And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of of the four beasts sang; "come and see"
And I saw
He was recognized by friends and foes, as a recklessly brave man who would go any distance, or undergo any hardship to serve a minor or punish Chris Hansen.
There's a man
Goin' round
Touchin kids
Thanks, user.
THEY'LL CHARGE ME TOMORROW, BUT THEY'RE ENTRAPPING ME TONIGHT
THEY'RE ENTRAPPING ME TONIGHT
also here's the full chatlog
TO THE TOWN OF NEW YORK CITY RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
Fucking hell Tex
>that thumbnail
Thread song:
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HE'S HERE TO GET SOME CUNNY WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
What did she mean by this?
Kind of weird to think they're the same age. Wonder what was going through her head.
She probably had visions of being tied down to the railroad tracks by the yella bellied rat Hansen, and Vincent riding in with his six shooters to save her.
Is that some porn parody of Resident Evil 2 remake with Mr X?
audible kek
It's a screencap from the acclaimed Western "The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen".
"I hope this lunatic doesn't kill me."
>Chris Hansen
The booty warrior should have really gotten his hands on that slimy fuck.
If it wasn't for the arrival of law enforcement I can guarantee there would be pistols at dawn.
>Vincent: Hey. I'm Corporal Vincent Ambrosio, but everyone calls me Big Vince.
>Jenna (DECOY): Hey...srry i went to sleep last night before u msgd
>Vincent: That’s ok. How’d you sleep
>Jenna: Ok… it was a tuff day but friday was better
>Vincent: How old are you, Jenna?
>Jenna: 12. 13 in september.
>Vincent: Old 'nuff for kisses...
MAY I STAND
UNSHAKEN
AMIDST A CRASHING WORLD
TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS
HANSEN!
I don't want this sarsaparilla I just wanna go the ranch.
>AND I HEARD, AS IT WERE, THE NOISE OF THUNDER
>ONE OF THE FOUR BEASTS SAYING,
>COME ANF SEE. ‘AND I SAW
You're looking at me
Me looking at you
We could've have it all, a world of our own
I never thought we could be pistols at dawn!
Almost heaven
Underage vagina
>mfw I look younger than the kid I came to diddle
baby sister, i was born game, and i mean to go out that way
>that way he breaks down immediately
So this is the mental fortitude of the average alt-righter
Im the sheriff round these here parts Pardner so Yah best keep that shootin iron unskinned mistah Hanson. That sweet poontang here is under arrest because that cunny is too fine. This gon be your last ride Hanson you old skunk.
>implying you wouldn't also break down
>Jesse "i accidentally sent a pic of my cock to a child" Velez.
This might be a shock to you, but not everyone shares your child diddling-fantasies.
>It makes no difference what men think of cunny, said Vincent. The cunny's call endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. Cunny was always here. Before man was, cunny waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.
Kino poster.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THIS INSULTING CHAT
THE DEVIL CAN HAVE YOU
I'LL SEE TO THAT
Shut up, you bald, fat judge.
Why didn't he cash out when he was winning? What makes a man's heart yearn for that which he can't have? Greed, hubris, or was it loneliness?
Cunny por favor
This might be a shock to you, but neither do i.
Can someone explain to me what the fuck 'cunny' means?
First and foremost, and let's be absolutely clear about this, "Cunny" it is NOT, in any way, a moniker for vagina.
Cunny means love, Cunny means life.
It is a most needed term which encompasses all the pristine, sublime qualities exclusively gathered in those few, exquisite, finest manifestations of the female genre defined as "Cunnys".
A word which successfully combines the deepest meaning of beauty, the purest form of contemplation, and the earnest, inmost sincere, unblemished expression of love.
That, my dear friend, is the true meaning of Cunny.
It means what it says it means
Short for "cute and funny" because that's what little girls are
>saddling up anyway
spoken like a true cowboy. yeee haw. there's a snake in my pants.
Thanks Vincent.
He was vicious and a diddler
You don't share your own fantasies?
kys.
>when he coughs into his elbow
Based posh redneck
>resorting to crude insults because you got found out
Exposed yourself there kiddo, say hi to the cops from me.
kek
get high and play fallout 76 then see where that takes us
Why is she so far away?
I've never watched the show
>I've never watched the show
Have a seat right over there.
Fucking hell
powerful image
this poor fat boy is innocent
what is this?
Ambrosio posting is just getting better and better. How are you doing this?
I can't fucking handle it
You think he watches Westworld?
HANSEN'S A RAT
Does anyone have the interrogation? I unironically like those more than the stings
Unaired HvP segment
HERPES
IS A BURNING THING
AND IT MAKES
A FIERY RING
lol decoy is so obvious
Who the fuck is Hannah though? Is that Vince larping as a girl?
really makes you think
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FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>43 mins of this
>someone actually spend their time reading all this
bro there's actual books and shit you could have recorded.
we literally have multiple daily threads about vince
>know Hansen was going to be there
>go anyway
the clues were there from the start