Is this the most unrealistic thing to happen in the MCU so far?

Is this the most unrealistic thing to happen in the MCU so far?

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>implying a woman's taste in men isn't completely baseless and random

come back when you get some real life experience friendo

- ronery user

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Stop projecting user

I have a wife, and 2 mistresses. I own a 2019 dodge charger and earn a 6 figure sallary.
I have had sex with over 300 woman. Who are you calling lonely user? I'm spitting facts little boy.

It's for the Chinese market, bro.

>the white girl falls for the asian guy
not unrealistic at all

>I have had sex with over 300 woman.
You know lying on the internet is a felony, right?

As a nonwhite I'd start getting mad at the jewery in western media but then all this started helping me by making it easier to fuck women from across the world because everyone watches Hollywood movies so things are a lot easier now
sorry bros should have been more careful with the jews LOL

Meanwhile irl.....

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as a white girl this gave me hope.

Damn man, you're busted.

>AMWF
Literal pandering to China

Literally EVERY woman wants to fuck a white guy once they have the status to do so

I mean look at rich black women, over half of them are getting whited on the daily

yes, you have to be a really good actress to pretend to love a fat nerd samoan bald fatfuck

What's unrealistic there? I'm fat and only date skinny chicks.

Have sex.

What was this expression intended to convey?

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He's so fat

>I own a 2019 dodge charger
should have waited to get the widebody version

No girls would be interested in Ned. Zero. Not even ugly ones.

Nah I get it
I knew they wouldn't be together at the end. Ned was going on about his 'bachelor in Europe' thing but deep down they were probably both hormal enough and worried enough about being single on a summer vacation to go for eachother on a super over-the-top level until the vacation was over. Teens do weird things

every girl wants a white man

>that look.
>that caption

Did they fug?

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Nah, pacific islanders are good people.
The problem are niggers and sandniggers.

hahahahahahahahaha

t. from New Zealand

"i'll miss you" No

no the most unrealistic thing is for the world not to be in major war over resources right after billions of people were snapped back into reality

>those notifications
kill yourself

not him but I'm 35 and well over 100. If I hadn't been monogamous for a good 12 years of it I'd probably be somewhere around 300. not even a chad either, just a normal guy.

i am a eurofag fucking at least one hooker a month and have for nearly a decade scoring me around 150 chicks. not that hard

How do you incels even find the instagrams of random extras in movies? The creep levels are astounding

Holy shit who are you trying to fool, us or yourself? Cope.

type in characters name in google
shows actress name, type that in google
shows everything related including social media

wow so hard. if i was black they would hire me as chief of cyber security

>rice

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Why are wh*tes so fragile?

how about you just cool it with the racism, "friend"

she was so fucking CUTE in this flick
couldn't take my eyes off her when she was on the screen

/thread

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Most unrealistic thing is in the post credits where Peter goes to his apartment and catches Ned fucking May

Shes so cute bros why isnt she my wife

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>not just one asian
>but two asians
jesus fuck, I almost walked out of the theater but thankfully they broke up Ned and the other guy was a fucking joke

based

No girl fucks a pan faced fat chink

Also why's a gook named Ned
they have names like Xao and Hsun

Literal perfection.

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Super Powers, prove me wrong

His recent late night interviews have been cringe, and whoever told him to shave his head must be bald’ as well, cringe period

imagine how salty she is.. She sucked a shitton on wrinkly oldman dicks and she got cucked.

Just imagine coming home to this after a hard day at work lads.

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I see it... I see it... i’m cold...don’t leave me