TV shows that couldn't be made today

>chimps out

Why do incels get so offended by being called incels on here? They know what they are.

They hate themselves for being incels and hate being reminded of it.

What *IS* it with the smell? Google of course won't give me anything except that I'm racist for noticing.

>Why do niggers get so offended by being called niggers? They know what they are.

>he thinks people actually care about a phrase people spam ironically

'have sex' is probably the best anti /pol/ measure ever invented, I'm so glad it came about.

They couldnt make Star Trek today cause of one throw away line? Lol.

Yeah, you absolutely couldn't depict "not being hurt by words" as an admirable quality.

Honestly I've never seen a retort that cuts so deep to the /pol/ types, it's great.

>anti /pol/
I've never seen it used seriously for that purpose

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: I've been found out.

Menthols and coco butter

sneed sneed

Because it's used to dismiss criticism and derail the thread because you got argued into a corner. Also, have sex, incel.

youtube.com/watch?v=f-6UwDP23s4

Imagine having to live and feel like this

Lol
Have sex.

>...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied
government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white
minority communities.
Unironically redpilled

You know, Data, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant." Picard looks directly at the camera. "The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Data. We'll have every nigger in this galaxy dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a space vessel jacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the Federation Nazi Party.

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>black people not chimping out at words

Truly science fiction

Shoot up a school Cletus

dilate

Don't you have some brown skinned hole to dilate? You should probably go do that, wouldn't want it to heal up on you!

Wasn't there an episode where he stripped La Forge and chained him by the neck? Maybe have been the same one where they visit the nigger planet. Those early TNG episodes were wild.

>cut to 2019
>YOU DIDNT CALL ME BY THE RIGHT PRONOUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Sir, I just asked how you wanted your coffee.

>when a poltard runs out of arguments
>DILATE DILATE DILATE
>proceeds to make fun of “NPCs”
Irony

This doesn’t happen.

That fucking Space Africa episode was a Yea Forums shitpost made real. How did they do it?

MA'AM IT'S MA'AM

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Look at this delicate little snowflake here, you should probably consider emigrating to Reddit, it is more suited to posters such as yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=_ZtOz-KKMhI
uh huh.

if only because no one has any hope for the future anymore

When will /trek/ return, you guys? All my friends were there.

>that episode where Kirk becomes a woman and quickly loses control over the ship and the crew starts a mutiny

The La Forge one was Generations IIRC.

That didn't happen.
Feel bad.

Did Geordi ever get laid?

/pol/ loves Reddit

No, they don't.

>The Local News actually took HIS side
HONK youtube.com/watch?v=Du-aWzRyjRA

I bet there are people who actually believe that's what happened.

They created and populated r/TheDonald

Samefag

proof?

it did happen, in a way

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How did you know?

...

Hahahahaha, holy shit, keep on deluding yourself. They're the premiere redditfugee spot on the site.

Again, proof?

he didn't turn into female kirk, he turned into some deranged thot

a black guy told me that white people all smell like wet dogs to black people
worth investigating

>In our century, we've learned not to fear words
Truly a sci-fi series, blacks won't be able to aknowledge that not even in centuries

>leftists always want the world to be like star trek
>forget about the eugenic war

What do blacks smell like?

I'm just funposting

natties won

>trannies still think "have sex" pisses people off
It's been so memed it doesn't mean anything to anyone anymore. Kinda like faggot.

>eugenics*

>we learned not to fear wo-
>NIGGER!

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>faggot.
that's still offensive

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based negress

trek is progressive

You see, my people definetly do stuff like that, however if we want to talk about frequent, and i mean daily shootings, we should talk about the literal warzone that chicago becomes at night

Maybe offline, but I'd imagine most people would be pretty offended if you told them to have sex to their face too.
The internet isn't real life my man. If you still genuinely get offended by being called a faggot online then you're either very new or have incredibly thin skin.

Uhh, I don't know. All the crime and leeching off the system with welfare I guess.

Maybe you should try banning guns then...

Soon enough they got reverse colonized

People are brave online. In real life they are small and soft.

White people*

Story time about my black friend from university
>be me, nonwhite freshman
>make acquaintances with a fella, we'll call him Nigga
>Nigga is black (Haitian, specifically)
>Nigga gets into a large argument with his roommate because white/otherwise light roommate said that the room smelled like black people
>think the guy is a bit of a cunt for saying that to Nigga's face, also kinda disbelieving
>ff a few months
>after all my interactions with Nigga and other black students, know exactly what the fuck he's talking about
All the black lads and chicks I've known are good guys but what the fuck is that smell?
Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek isn't half bad

I know exactly what it is because my wife's boyfriend is black. It's their hair. They can't wash it because it becomes really frizzy, so they usually wash it every month or two. All sorts of oil and sweat and dead skin rots in their scalp in the meantime. Seriously, just smell a black person's pillow

I don't know, black people riot when someone says "nigger".

Wrong.

dog shit

Jews are worse. The quality of one's enemies defines a man.

got another story that's fucked up but hilarious
>Nigga has a habit of not knowing boundaries
>Example, if he was sleeping over your room and your roommate wasn't there, he would deadass sleep in the mate's bed
>One weekend our mutual friend wants us in drinking with him and some others
>After a bit I head off with a girl to my place and Nigga opts to stay and keep partying
>Next day I'm talking with mutual friend (MF)
>Nigga slept in MF's roommate's bed, let himself get all comfortable sleeping in boxers, etc.
>Nigga, however, left his fucking comb in the bed of course black dude has combs and picks without noticing it
>MF's roommate comes back, notices a comb and that his stuff was fucked with, pieced it together
>Pitches a bitchfit over the stink and that he let let it happen, makes MF wash his sheets

>deadass
Zoomer nigger/spic detected. Fuck off

>mention in my first point I'm not white
You're not too bright, huh cracker?

They are remaking Veronica Mars for Hulu. Let's see if they can unleash Logan like in the original.

liar

>got another story that's fucked up but hilarious
>>Nigga has a habit of not knowing boundaries

Where does it say you're not white? Fucking liar

Anyone else enjoying the return of "nigger" into casual conversation? I started bringing it out of retirement around 2016, just with friends and two coworkers I trust, and now I hear more guys my age (35) taking the ol' N-mobile for a reserved joy ride.

Honestly when I was a teen, anyone who uttered the word was written off by me as an antiquated savage. What changed? I had a moment of clarity where I suddenly understood that No Man or Woman Can Tell Me What I Can Say and Think. I Am a Free Individual.

Also, it's not a meme, blacks have gotten supremely crazy and rude these last few years.

Play my game: this week, count the number of niggers wearing a button down shirt, or a polo, or khakis that you see irl, not online or movies etc. For each civilized one you see, reduce your weekly quota of 20 N-words by one. If you go a week without seeing a single one, you get to huff the N-word out your car window if you are cut off, or hear rap music booming at a stop light. If you see a nigger in a suit and tie, hand him a dollar, and reduce your quota by 10 niggers.

>Seriously, just smell a black person's pillow
does /pol/ do this on the regular?

Just your sister's.

my first post you brainless hicks
right here >>>>

One time my friend and his fiance were moving and left some bags of clothes at my house for a few weeks. Needless to say I sniffed those panties so hard that some of her fibres went right into my brain. A few even had stains where the puse was, and one had a brown dot where the asshole was. Still had kind of a taste. I tried a pair on and they ripped because I'm like twice her weight

something for me to mention that I haven't yet is maybe I'm more used to the smell because I live in a major city