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Would you watch an Indy Anna Jones movie?
Cameron Parker
Jacob Morgan
Why not a new character?
Wyatt Jackson
based fellow Note poster
Juan Gray
Here's my hot take:
Instead of watching a reboot of something but with a different race or gender...how about we get something entirely new that doesn't rely on being sequel bait?
Oh. What's that? It's Hollywood? Sorry, I guess that's not possible.
I was getting tired of all the novel adaptations to film, but in light of shit like Nocturnal Animals, I'm all for it in favour of the usual bullshit we've been getting the last decade or so.
John Bennett
LESLIE JONES as Indianapolis Jonez
Isaac Long
If they'd male Indiana Jones movie, I think they'd have to consider a different name for the heroine first. I dunno, Tomb Raider or something
Angel Adams
>female Indiana Jones
Lara Croft?
Jose Hill
Lincoln Garcia
If the nigress gets it im gonna be mad
Noah Turner
Lmao what if the chink gets it?
Liam Hall
Tia Carrere
Jaxson Rogers
If she has a nice body im fine with it. Good torrent material
Ethan Kelly
Remember when Spielberg called it Indiana Joan as if the surname indicates gender?
Also, Indiana ish the dog'sh name
Sebastian Rivera
>Tessa Thompson
Idris Elba
Jace Powell
And ruin the whole meaning behind his character, great job Hollywood
Julian Wood
that's what Tomb Raider is holy shit
Parker Lee
Brown Lucy Liu had a whole tv show about being Indiana Jones why not use her character
Chase Morales
Why no this just create a new character ?
Robert Kelly
hahahahah
what?
Benjamin Diaz
Why is this pig face in everything? Im not a /pol/ brainlet, I couldnt care less that shes black, but why the fuck is this ugly piggu in FUCKING EVERYTHING???
Owen Reyes
She did reasonably well in Thor. They tried again in MIB. MIB4 sucked...
We might not see her much anymore.
How about that Charlie's Angels reboot though? Fucking Kristen Stewart and some literal who's, lol.
Lincoln Martin
>Hollywood
>new ideas
Jeremiah Wright
gal gadot
Jace Collins
rat skull
Henry Hughes
I remember in grade school I wrote stories about Indiana Jones's granddaughter. I also had a Ghostbuster team with girls on it. Congrats on catching up to my gradeschool fanfic, Hollywood.
Owen Smith
It's called Lara Croft it's litteraly a female Indiana Jones
Hunter Butler
>uses unoriginal image macro
I mean you're not wrong
Grayson Brown
>Tomb Raider
Oliver Edwards
Who's to say a female Indiana Jones shouldn't be played by a man?
Ian Nelson
I'd watch an Indiana Jones-esque adventure movie starring Carrie Coon, yes.
But any genderswap-remake is dumb and doomed to fail, just make a new movie.
Just look at the new Tomb Raider where they made Lara Croft into a dude, looks retarded.
Tyler Harris
Hemsworth and Hiddleston were both relative nobodies before Thor.
Brody Diaz
Well then Lara Croft can be played by a man then right?
Jayden Roberts
Female Indiana Jones, i wonder what could it be....maybe she has a pony tail, shorts, green tank top and two guns? Her name could be Laura, Lyra, Leera or something
Nathan Fisher
Already happened with the last reboot.
Easton Rogers
Um no, Tomb Raiders is a satirical comment on patriarchal reinforcement of gender roles and toxic masculinity while Indiana Jones is a cryptic anti-academic tale with a raunchy try at esoterism
Nicholas Brooks
What, did you only play the new games?
William Murphy
Oh no what ever will we do ;D
Aiden Cook
I do not «play» games, I study them, I master them
Jaxon Foster
He clearly missed the meta commenting, what a pleb.
Luis Peterson
Henry Long
Her and Gina Rodriguez are the new Idris Elba. White people push them into every fancasting because they're the only POC they know and they want to make themselves feel better.
Brandon Nelson
you already know it
Adam Hernandez
Biel
Gavin Johnson
>Gina Rodriguez
I don't think so? Had to look her up, but the Virgin actress is not someone I've seen in any movies that I can think of in the last couple years?
Isn't she in the same category as the Ugly Betty actress? Good diversity hires for TV but not for films?
Idris Elba is way bigger than either of them. I'm not arguing that he's any better than them. Just saw a Fast & Furious trailer where he's a Crackdown agent or something against Rock and Statham. Looks like forgettable trash...but whatever. He's already done films that are more memorable than whatever is coming out now. Right?
Kayden Jones
I hope they cast Tessa Thompson.
I love to hate her mangled manface.
Bentley Morris
literally who? Is she new?
Jacob Gomez
I wouldn't mind an Indy film
>Indy fathered a daughter but was always distant, adventuring and never with her
>She grew bitter and they arent in speaking terms
>Indy is in a retirement home, alcoholic and alone
>Some old villain comes around for revenge and takes Indy hostage
>His daughter has to find some treasure or they'll kill her father
>They bond over the film and punished Indy cries in the end
Asher Young
I hope you're joking
Good night
Samuel Russell
She's Cinderella.
Isaac Martin
Not gonna lie: Seeing Zhang Ziyi there, I thought the notion of a Chinese "Indiana Jones"-equivalent being tailed by 1930/1940s Imperial Japanese with the risk of getting caught and Nanking-ed, kind of had potential.
Carter Campbell
have sex
Isaiah Baker
I agree, but I shudder at the thought of the immense China pandering the film would have, especially if they wanted to film on-location in this or that part of China.
I bet and kind of hope they're going there eventually, though. I mean when they're done swapping genders and rehashing ideas or exploiting European folklore (the parts that haven't been stolen by Disney yet). Just turn to a random page of the Three Kingdoms romance and have them search for whichever artifact is mentioned there, or go hunting for Cao Cao's tomb. The source material is rich and basically untapped.
Jack Cruz
>Tessa Thompson
Is she a real life meme? Why is Hollywood obsessed with her, aside from producers shoehorning her into every project to trick the public into thinking this mutt is attractive