Is this real?

First season is legit good
Quality goes downhill with every additional season
I'm not even sure what S4's gonna bring

why is she braless? does she think it'll attract a diesel?

I mean...still would.

If anyone can chasing Amy this cunt it's my man Steve.

Cute!

feed her bacon grease?

did you see that movie? the guy did not convert amy
you want him to make the same mistake, ruining a good friendship

I want him to ruin that pussay lad.

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based and conversionpilled

We need The Architect

Well hello beautiful.

this might be too much for him, she is under the influence of The Demolitionist

He is an architect not a miracle giver.

>The Demolitionist
give me a basic gestalt

>why yes, it's my wife you just posted

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>she was a 10
She really wasn't, m8. She always looked uncomfortably angular.

>give me a basic gestalt
This is The Demolitionist
Just look at the malevolence radiating off of him

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what the fuck man

looks like jonn connors evil twin

She's my skellyfu. Loved how her hair was done up this season.

>This is The Demolitionist
kek. The Architect's arch-nemesis?

Not nemesis, no. They work in conjunction with each other. It's not about the result, friend, but the build.

Hey this guy was just on tv advertising a revolutionary new diet powder. Apparently it's some sort of protein powder that you take nasally. Anyone tried it?

She wasn't in IT.

3D 2D

We need a specialist to bring her back lads.

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Yes
One works in the light
One works in the dark

She's disgustingly skinny. If she's not careful, she'll end up like that skeletal chick on YouTube.

...

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

This is one strange thing

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This.

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Is she going for that halloween look?

cooney put on some weight and is getting past her anorexia

discord.gg/9AbYhZ

Yes the show is actually a documentary

I thought the lifeguard was hotter desu.

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SOMEONE CALL THE ARCHITECT NOW!

pull yourself together
you should try your luck with Heather

Only one man can fix this

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>BRAAAAAAAAPP
>I am telling you M, I've been out of the loop for years, the world....
>...has changed
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>Some things don't, 007
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>THIS SUMMER

She pukes her food after eating on purpose

Boys, I work in Burbank. Lmk share what's going on here. She's being set up to be the cast member who enters rehab, or more likely, who overdoses and RIP. This is being done for dual reasons: a sacrifice for the show's success, and to not only sustain interest but forever lock the show in the memory of younger viewers, it will be their first celeb death of their generation. And Stranger Things will basically be eternal in the pop culture pantheon. You need a death though to seal the deal.

Her bf on the show was even cast bc he resembles River Phoenix and Heath Ledger. He's the one the "media" dogwhistles is giving her coke. No it's the producer. It'll happen this year.

Celebs dont do coke anymore its all about pills and heroin now

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A Spanish comedian on the level of Tyler Perry (not international but equally annoying). The resemblance is uncanny.

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It wasn't supposed to be like this bros

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She can thank genetics and her mother for those golden globes.

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She looks like Hanover Fist or a claymation mistake.

>Hannover Fist
Maaaah negger

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She is, but she really needs a cheesburger a day for the next month.

Your country needs you James...the world needs you.

He converted her just fine. He let his insecurities get the better of him and tried to get her to let his obviously homo best friend spitroast her. It's not like she fucked a dog

> it will be their first celeb death of their generation
some Disney tween just died 2 days ago

Coke. Not even once.

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The Architect will know how to save her. We need a professional.

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Transvestigation Begin:

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#throwbackthursday

she looks better in the other pictures to be quite honest

have a sip sir. youll need it

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If anyone on that show is going to die first, it will be Winona.

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why would you say that

Members of the Tribe are super protected tho. Over dodgers.

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Disney tweens aren't celebs. If you're in middle school, Stranger Things is the best thing you've ever seen. It's like watching Lost Boys or Ferris Bueller in the 90s to them. It'll be like Kurt Cobain or 2pac dying to them.

what mode is this?!

>do you expect me to talk?
>no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dine

Wrong on all counts.

>Ferris Bueller
what is the most overrated film of all time and why is it this?

One works in the light
One works in the heavy

She and her bf (the other dude in ST) are cokeheads.

He's like a modern day Edward Furlong. Someone needs to get this dude to rehab before he fucks his career up.

is this before or after transition?

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and seed

I tried it and it’s just shitty preworkout. No BCAAs, niacin, salts, or even fucking protein. Can you imagine?

Where does shadman post his work so I can go there and laugh at it.

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tfw no codependent feeder relationship with natalia

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that chin is heinous

Cocaine?

This is unironically kino, where's the OC posters and trailers?

Then I heard they slept together
Oh, the less I know the better

fucking cow

>Jawline is an N64 controller

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Another one got bogpilled

>Not "I expect you to diet"

We need him now more than ever

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Too build one must first destroy.

Shes so fucking hot brehs

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Wrong

Ass like Hank Hill

She looks healthier in season 3. Must be squeezing in a meal between rails of coke.

A new project for The Architect

Dude coke doesn't even do that she has a straight up eating disorder

Is it bad that I just want to put her out of her misery?

Imagine the horror when she is old.

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unexpected impala

Season 3 is a lot better than 2, which was just a rehash of 1.

>Maya Hawke was born on July 8, 1998 in New York City, New York, USA as Maya Ray Thurman-Hawke
oh, didn't know she was daughter of Uma Thurman & Ethan Hawke

Why she stopped using her mother's surname?

what is google? also you're disgusting if you like shadman

>Why she stopped using her mother's surname?
Because feminism is a meme and double-barrel names are stupid.

>>Jawline is an N64 controller

no need to inult N64 controllers

>Why she stopped using her mother's surname?
Maybe she graduated beyond a 16yo maturity level and realized that hyphenated surnames are stupid.

DAILY REMINDER THIS IS IS WHAT HER VAGINA LOOKS LIKE
gfycat dod com/definitiveunhealthyhamster

Her mother forced her into rape rings

you think thats disgusting

imagine the posibilities you can grab that ham and use it as a flashligh around your dick the posibilities are endless.

nigger nigger nigs nigs

It is the cokeslut diet:
Coffee, cigarettes, cocaine, and coke dealer cum.

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My love!

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Just fucking stop

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Is this attainable natty?

Can someone with 4K netflix cap some screens of Mrs. Wheeler in her bathing suit?

I need those full body shots badly.

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We need the arcchitect

will 1080 suffice?

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How dare you

I prefer her now desu

high class

Was just watching this youtube.com/watch?v=E5a_aFIsoRQ and her tv guilty pleasure is Great British bake off. So sad.

oof. thanks user. I will def keep looking for someone with the UHD footage, but this is going straight to my main hard drive.

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>instead of killing bond's girl he makes her lose weight

>She's disgusting
sums it up completely

Every woman is straight. Sometimes they need to have their battery recharged though.

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>it's a steve gets JUST'd episode
when will it end?

That thing sure is strange.

Girls like her are perfect. Fun and sexy.

for me its
>left cheek>>right cheek

>River Phoenix and Heath Ledger
lmao who?

what a sexy skeleton

PHWOAR

hope you enjoy the one second of UHD footage with the file size limit and all

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Imagine how cute shed be if she put on twenty pounds

not possible

how do you make these webms without going over 3mb?

lots of practice

would you mind going through the process? when i try to compress the files they end up really shitty

there's no simple advice I can give you. It all depends on the source file/if subs are needed/resolution desired, etc. I use Webm for Retards (just a GUI for ffmpeg.exe) if that helps.

He will never tell you because he's a god.

if the file has a static background that's when you can get a higher resolution. Otherwise, if there's a lot of moving people/things in the background, then you can expect them to eat into the 3 MBs. One scene in Too Old to Die Young had flashing lights and that killed any chance I could make it look decent. One just has to download a file and experiment with what options work best. In time, you'll get there.

thanks man

this is my latest webm (off topic I realize)

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Fuck off zoomer

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what was the point in posting this?

follow the flow of conversation, I can delete it in a minute.

Legit sad. She was do cute at the beginning.

I never walk away from a challenge.

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are u retarded?

Would wife natalia

Don't care what the overweight paedos on Yea Forums say

what was the point in making him feel like deleting it you nigger?

because he pointed a pointless webm, its like if i just posted a picture of dark souls in this thread with no other reason

It look like her chins got a boner

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also did you screen record it from netflix or get some rip elsewhere?

Good vs Evil. Architect vs Demolitionist. Who will win
coming this summer 1986

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screen record? lol no

I downloaded the whole 1080 season (e.g. Stranger.Things.S03E01.Chapter.One.Suzie.Do.You.Copy.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTG). I'm sure there are better versions of 1080, but that's the source of all my webm's.

Oh totally, especially if she's bringing the coke. I'll bring a lot of some kinda opiate to keep me hard and mellow out the crash (she can blow me if she wants some of those, in a literal sense), and just go at her mrs. skeletal body all night. Than the next day, hopefully still glowing on my stash of opiates, I'll leave the bed or wherever we crashed out after fucking, disgusted with myself and wondering where I am and how the fuck I got there...based on that, I'd either rob the place or fuck off. If there was any coke left, particularly if she had a large stash and totally relied on it for functioning daily, I would take that too,
just so she can explain to her cokehead boyfriend what happened to all the coke. THEIR coke. That was supposed to last months. The coke they bought with the last cheque from the latest season of Stranger Things. She convinces him of some bs story, but he still threatens to beat her stupid unless she comes up with a fuckton of money for the coke. She's a demoralized mess. So she goes to Netflix's, who throw money around like it's going out of style, and sucks off anyone for the best price she can get. Finally, working her way through the building or whatever, she sucks and fucks, I dunno...I dunno who would actually control her salary but for the sake of this story: the president of netflix so she can get an advance on her next season earnings. After he blows his load, he tosses her $500 and tells her that's her advance for today, she can come back tomorrow for another advance. And so it goes...

Certainly good times.

Hope you like your (you), I spent 10 minutes writing it. Maybe. Maybe less.

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She looks so bad now, hope she gets some help.

I forgot where I heard this. But someone once said that a lot of anorexic girls tend to have big squarish heads, which causes them to think they're fat, no matter how much weight they lose. And that seems to be the case here. Even after losing all that weight, her bone structure is such that her head will never look smaller. She has a wide angular jaw, and a big chin, and it negatively feeds into her complex.

heres a well deserved (you)

Is S3 worth a watch? Loved season 1, 2 was a downgrade.

the consensus is S1 > S3 >>>> S2

>Matt Duffer later admitted that roughly 50 hours of footage was filmed of Ryder's performance as Joyce Byers, with barely 1% of this making the final cut.'We just had reels and reels of it,' the director said, 'I would say cut, but she would just keep going hotter and harder, bringing all of these ideas into it that weren't in the script. For example, a sub plot of Joyce being such a germophobe that she forces every kid in the show to take a long, hot bath with her, individually, and makes sure every inch of them is spotless and clean, or the idea of a post-credits scene in which she roughly devirginizes Charlie Heaton and his character, Jonathan Byers. So after I while, I stopped saying 'cut'.' Other actors recalled Ryder's usage of multiple props to aid her performance that she brought herself, presumably from her own cave. 'She had this golden cigar case of condoms with a price tag still attached she loved to tote about,' Finn Wolfhard remembers, 'sometimes she would leave trails of them leading from my trailer to hers. During fight scenes when we were grappling on the ground she would flip me over tease my 'beautiful boyhole', as she called it.' Noah Schnapp also recalled her having 'Johnny Depp's Immortal Soul... we asked where she got it from, and she would only say that she 'was being targeted because she was a celebrity'. ON a few occasions when I fucked up my lines, she would pin me to the ground, telling me to give her an excuse 'to sexually ruin me like she did all the girls who called her a 'faggot' in high school'. Another actor from the film, who requested she remained private, said Ryder always had a dozen tabs of Yea Forums open on her laptop, and some PAs caught her 'baneposting incessantly' in her trailer.

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Thanks, I'll give it a go

>Imagine Mr Bond, a world without transfats, a treadmill gym to in every street corner

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am I being jestered

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Yeah I was pleasantly surprised season 3 was so good. After season 2 I thought that sure I'll watch more, but I wasn't excited to see more, but I tonight I was gonna watch an episode while I was falling asleep and ended up seeing like 6.

that's what i assumed, but how did you get the netflix type subtitles? did you just change the font on like aegisub or something like that?

I've used aegisub in the past but not for any of my S3 webm's. The subs I used all came in the file itself, it just takes a little longer to read in the file if it has 20+ languages for subs.

By not using webm for retards

no but like the font of the subtitles... mine look like this... did you change the font of the subtitles in aegisub?

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What was it

a webm of Denise Richards :)

He actually looks like a normal human being here

>did you change the font of the subtitles in aegisub?
nope

maybe just a different rip then

what player are you using? I use MPC-BE to look for start/end times of the scene I want, then line em up in Webms for Retards

based and red pillled

mpv

Ah, starship troopers nip scene?

Jesus, how young did she hit that wall?

nah, Wild Things, her ascend from the pool

you're never going to have luck using a 4K source, short of down-sampling to 1080, but more power to you

Ahh nice
>tfw I remember watching that movie with my siblings and my oldest sister told me to get out of the room when it was getting good
don't rent such awesome movies if you're not gonna let me see it all

>it will be their first celeb death of their generation
search YouTube for "XXXTentacion" and count how many fan-made tribute videos you see

I imagine Bach’s cello suite is what plays throughout this kino

>my oldest sister told me to get out of the room when it was getting good
she tried to protect you

>natalia dyer
>natalia dying

I don't get what simps find attractive in her. All the females on the show are fucking ugly really

This is what happens when fatties get praised. You get faggots like this

Avicii was already their Tupac

Best girl

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No, it's fictional show.

Why did Stranger Things go out of its way to cast the most ugly people?

post here for your first webm. i'll give constructive criticism.

18, 3 years later than millie did.

Her legs look pretty normal actually.

that thigh gap *drools*

AGHHHHHH MY DICKKKK

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>Why she stopped using her mother's surname?
It's probably some stupid notion that Hawke is a regular lastname and nobody will know she's a rich kid with connection. If she uses Thurman people will instantly make a connection, Thurman-Hawke is basically just bragging

For England James.

>not cutting the webm at the part where he imagines slamming her head into the shelf and killing her to fool people

that'll be a webm the other gent in the thread will make

It's usually better to just go by a single surname for your SAG name. More easily identifiable and all that.

I imagine it’s more like watching Beauty and the Beast in the eighties.

should go to korea to shave her jaw off ASAP

Who's /ourguy/
strawpoll.me/18253145

Those are some big SCOOPS

There's nothing wrong with thin women you fucking faggots. Go obsess over slampigs with our friends on reddit.

CHUBBY CHASERS BTFO

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based

Looking good Sean!

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shes so hot

what's the story?

lurk moar newfriend

this is scary she looks like mick jagger

Someone give that poor woman a sandwich.

shes cute. who is she

>he doesn't know about the architect
wewwww imagine the joy of discovering his masterpieces for the first time

Wow, good for her. I assumed by this time this year she'd be dead. Her new photo looks good.

That fucking jawline and chin. She looks like Darkness from Legend.

God bless the architect. There unironically isn't a more based man in Hollywood today.

his fucking face keeps on reminding me of 2D

>youve never done coke huh?

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thank ms. skeltal

How awful does she look without all that paint?

Coke suppresses apetite, speeds up metabolism and hampers the bodys ability to store fat so yes chronic use does make people thin and unhealthy looking

Agreed. But skinny and famous doesnt mean coke
If you're at the point shes at, and if it was because coke, shed be way less functioning
Also coke isnt a super degree of the the things you stated. Its associated with the extremes of those because its cut with speed/meth. Pure coke aint like that, more so a different caffeine

Her boyfriend (the same guy who plays her boyfriend in the show) was literally arrested at some airport because he was carrying coke you dingus.

They are both hooked on the stuff.

>looks nothing like the character it's supposed to represent
What a fucking hack

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Oh, fair enough. Sad stuff. In my experience, theres nothing more addictive. I didnt even like the show, but I wish her the best.

is it worth finishing the show nd watching s2 and 3 just for her? are there any sex scenes?

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Wtf is this real...??

It wasnt worth watch s1 so no

By all the gods in heaven and hell, i hope so

>one last job

I need a hero.

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>ive been out for so long
>but i know must be done
>i must....pierce the heart of debauchery

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old pics, she's healthy now

Freckle tit

Holy shit

The Architect has many enemies.

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>Pierce Brosnan marries hot chick
>She gets super fat
>Stays fat for years
>Meme of Pierce Brosnan as a maniacal and diabolical feeder commonly referred to as 'The Architect' starts to make its way around
>Suddenly, his wife loses a bunch of weight
>BUT her tits stay big
>tv immediately realizes that they were right about him being maniacal and diabolocial
>but this was his plan all along
>a conspiracy years in the making
>Pierce Brosnan
>the madman
>the genius
>The Architect of his own salvation

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>300 to 200lbs
It's progress....I guess.

pure coke does decrease appetite

When the boys need to seed her, call in the feeder

iconoclast-kino

Yes but not nearly to the extend of other uppers.
Caffeine supresses appetite, but not every one who does it is nasty looking
Not arguing coke is at the same level coffee is, but pure coke, unless under extreme abuse, isnt meth level shit

>she was a 10

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Oh no no no look at this dood
look at the bottom of her head

Actually the purer it is the more pronounced the adverse effects are. Do as many drugs as you want, theyre good fun but dont pretend to yourself that theyre are no negatives to them or that theyre exaggerated.

>We just had reels and reels of it
There's no way in hell a production the size of Stranger Things was recorded on film and not digital.

>1998
timeflieswithpepe.png

kek

Wait til you read this

skinnygossip.com/community/threads/natalia-dyer.9579/

Now now now... let's not get ahead of ourselves

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eating disorder.
Doubt pushing her into fame helped, has she gained weight since?

Of course the purer it is is pronounced the effects are. Thats not what im saying.
Of course there are negative effects, no shit. Not what im saying
Im saying the extremes in most situations, such as extreme weight loss and craziness, isnt really a coke thing. Its caused by the speed/meth cut with it.
Speed and meth are literally 10x cheaper than coke, so people mix it. Then when you dont wanna eat for 8 hours, people blame coke.
Some cut coke with baby laxative and other similar shit, and theres not nearly the effect that you think im promoting.
Coke is still not good for the average human being, but not being informed and saying shit like you said is almost as bad as selling the bullshit you hate

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this thread has given me a certain urge to kick a certain midge in the head

because mom dumped dad for a foot fetishest

Someone like Shailene Woodley or Jennifer Lawrence would look alright this thin, facially. They have naturally pudgy faces that could use more definition but she just looks terrible.

Real talk though - Why is she so fat?

Was impossible not to notice in this scene.

Not exactly, the comedown tends to be less worse with purer stuff which makes you less likely to spiral into a vicious cycle. A lot of stuff is cut with "close enough" type of drugs that last longer, but all they do is keep you awake without the euphoria which is a recipe for disaster. I assume celebrities have access to better stuff though, this bitch is just anorexic.

Obviously