Taylor Swift is playing Bombalurina in Cats (2019)

Taylor Swift is playing Bombalurina in Cats (2019).

To prepare for the role she spent four months at cat school learning to be a cat.

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fake tits? padded bra? whats going on here

I want to drop my load in her so badly.

>ywn be that kitty litter box

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You need to calm down.

>massive tits
When did this happen?

She's had them for a few years now.

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did she learn to lick her own pusy?

I would have expected satan to indulge in the degeneracy

>she spent four months at cat school learning to be a cat
that's one of the most stupid things i've ever read. and this cunt did it? jfc.

How does she still keep getting hotter

She has Karlie to do that for her

She received the very highest quality breast enlargement surgery.
There's basically no scar its as though the implants were teleported into her tits using a Star Trek transporter.

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rich people can get surgeries where they just add fat there from elsewhere
poor ppl need surgeries that insert implants leaving scars etc.

A common method now is for the incisions to be made in the armpits, they're small and heal up in a way that makes them mostly invisible

Breast augmentation. Only waifufags will say otherwise.

>gains weight everywhere
>breast augmentation
lol virgin

Please stop posting pictures of my wife.

Footlet whore

She gained weight and most of it went to het tits. Good genetics

she got small implants back in 2016, virgins will tell you she had a growth spurt

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>I wanna suck the goat milk out dem fake titties YUM

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Hey Taylor. I wasnt sure if you still visited 4channel. Good to see you are still around

loved him taking the piss
>yeah, I think we went to drama class

Weight gain + padded bra

This moron thinks she can sing Broadway tier productions? She is out of her mind, she needs to stick with the monotone pop songs she has been churning out for 15 years now. She has never once demonstrated a proper vocal range. She'll be paired alongside REAL singers like Elaine Paige: youtube.com/watch?v=AuWpvkN-8CU and be utterly humiliated. The role she is taking on literally duets for a bit in the song'Memories' and is the centerpiece of the entire fucking production. She has no idea what levels of humiliation she is getting herself into.

Much of her body has changed though, so it can't be entirely implants. Her breasts, thighs, and ass all thiccened perfectly and all about the same time. Not saying she didn't get implants, but genetics played a part.

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nobody cares dork

Hmm, I wonder what caused her to get surgery

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Yeah..Genetics...

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i care nerd

La goblina blanca

you're nobody

without somebody

>being a fatass is genetics
Americans everyone.

She was killed and replaced with an android in late 2016.

t. virgin

>Broadway tier productions
top kek

Was this the turning point bros?
Did it all go downhill after that exact moment?

She did the boob job the right way.
Just a little enhancement.
It's like when I make a photoshop of my dick, I don't make it a crazy porn 11 incher, just add a little to make it convincing.
That's the correct way to get a boobjob/photoshop your dick.

Mogging incoming, can't wait until Billie finally decides to wear a dress

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based Tay Tay

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looks like she fucks black guys

[chair clattering]

What downhill? She is the hardest working person in music industry staying on top for more than decade, with constant woke media attacking her and trying to take her down, same with hollywood executives like scooter brown, kanye west, and bieber who tried to take her down illegally recording her phone call. And for what? She still fucking won, is rich as fuck, made biggest tour in USA history last year, was in time 100 again etc, her albums breaks record after record... I wish her the best, because she made it without hollywood family or contacts there or jew roots. And she is great songwriter, has a lot of catchy songs nicely written in both genres country and pop, she is just talented. But but you are GAY if you like Taylor Swift music, no, im just not a cynic.

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used up whore

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>based and kittenpilled.
Based Taylor throwing herself in to the role and showing her true form.

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It's done through the belly button. Seriously.

Men aren't asked that question because men aren't the ones who give birth to children, you retarded cunt.

It’s like 7:00 am taylor, you need to calm down.

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>cat school
neko

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Remember that Yea Forums named her cat. She likes cats and went all for it.

Yes!

is Taylor a little bit autistic?

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Just

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Why'd she have to get so fat?

More like drugged up.

cute

extremely white girl things

but cute

more like perfect

You both are retarded, to have kid, both men and women need to make this decision, unless he will force and rape her to make a child, so she was right u fucking imbeciles, journos are fucking retarded and her answer was still pretty nice, she could say: "fuck off, and stop asking me private questions u retarded pleb"

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The reason men aren't asked that is cause men can delay that decision into thier 40s, maybe 50s.

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Better question would've been to ask when she's gonna stop whining about boyfriends and 'haters' now that she's pushing 30. She's got arrested development of a teenager.

>into thier 40s, maybe 50s
The age where fertility starts to drop off a cliff is 35 for women, 40 for men.

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i want her to step on me.

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Seriously
Fucking pic in the OP is years old

I want a TayTay fuckdoll so bad

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Growing old is for boomers, not losing your youthful outlook is the hot new thing

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i love tay tay since i was teenage and i will always love her no matter what.

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I wanna suck on tay tay's ta tas

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BREHS

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BREEEHS

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comfort eating

karlie going back to men really crushed her

>hardest working
fuck right off with that lutheran shit

>this will never be your job

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Very small boob job + intentional weight gain for thiccness.
Honestly, if you google her mom the idea of her boobs being natty due to weight gain and genetics alone isn’t unreasonable

>intentional
cute

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>criticized for years for being rail thin
>modern culture has become “body positive” and being “thicc” is trendy
>has $1000000000 and a personal trainer(s) and dietician(s)
>accidentally gains weight
I don’t think so Tim!

>>accidentally
nobody said that

Sorry, I get overzealous with my waifu defending

not unreasonable

She's got fat tits but Taylors body most certainly lends itself much better to wearing a dress.

nice coke face

>a blacked out car rolls up in front of Swift's hotel
>her manager sticks his head out of the front, surreptitiously looks left and right before he scurries to the car
>the windows open a crack, enough for the manager to slip a vanilla envelope in
>"A copy of her menu for this month," the manager says, his hands sweating but eagerly rubbing in anticipation
>"You did well," a smooth Irish voice says from within the car. A thick envelope of cash is pushed out, which the manager eargerly takes.
>The manager takes the money, then hesitantly says, "If I may be so bold as to ask...Why are you doing this?"
>The window opens a fraction. Just enough for the manager to catch a glimpse of a pair of intense blue eyes in the shadows.
>"Donatello, Michaelangelo, Bernini...The great Renaissance masters sculpted statues of great beauty and sublimity out of marbel. But I, I work with no medium so no base. No, my medium is the human body. While these men molded their visions of goddesses bestowed by the heavens onto their minds, I Mister Manager, sculpt the goddesses themselves..."
>The manager flinches asa the pair of blue eyes suddenly draws close. They do not seem to be starring at him, or even at any item in the universe, but some grand vision in dimensions higher than what he could perceive.
>"Why? Why? Why did Man go to the moon? Why did DaVinci paint the Mona Lisa? Why did Beethoven compose the Ninth? You ask the question of the commoners. I was put on the Earth to do this, and do it I shall. Because the Moon revolves around the Earth. Because the stars shine down upon us. Because God's up in his heaven. Gaze upon my works and despair, you lout, because I am the Architect."

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What the fuck is wrong with white "women"?

fake tits
>getting fake tits in your late 20s and thinking no one will notice

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>people don't gain weight as they get older
look at her mom

>vanilla envelope