National Treasure 3

What’s the plot?

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steal the pizza from comet ping pong

What he should steal are some acting skills. HACK!!!

is this the best example of a haphazardly whitewashed character? its supposed to be George Washington Nigger, right?

Nic Cage delves into the dark world of Semitic Saturn Worship, retrieving evidence that the US is run by paedophilic followers of Moloch

I actually love these movies, dont care how dumb they are

>implying there is an actor with greater range than Nic C
Fuck out of her pleb

he's going to steal himself because Cage is a national treasure

They’re unexpectedly great

>On September 1, 2017, Jerry Bruckheimer revealed that the script was already finished, but Disney was not satisfied with the story.[13] In July 2018, Turtletaub reiterated that a script for a possible third film was "close" but Disney still wasn't completely sold on the idea.[14]

For fuck's sake Disney.

Not enough blacks or trannies in it

it's a cheesy/schlocky movie for people who are mildly interested in American history
the demographic that would enjoy that type of film isn't that big desu, and shrinks daily

Eat shit

they're too busy laundering money via shitty star wars and capeshit movies

>inb4 people actually believe 10 of the top 15 grossing films of all time were made in the last 5 years
wish I knew what kind of filthy shit these media jews were getting up to
coke? pedoshit? both? we may never know.

Roanoke

>National Treasure
>English history

>not wanting to see Cage pulling a heist wearing a redcoat while faking a british accent very badly

you just know he'd say ello guvna at least once

He steals back the alien spaceship the government stole at Roswell to give back to the aliens because it is the right thing to do.

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>mfw i heard it in my head

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>it's real
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totally forgot about this scene

Fuck so it's been done, we need a new idea
>Nicolas Cage investigates a mysterious treasure among the native tribes of the Amazon

He gave up acting. He only plays roles now to pay back his IRS debts.

Like Deniro, except Denir'os debts were caused his wife.

Please elaborate on your paranoid ramblings.

It’s a coded message brainlet

what caused nic cage's debts

Maybe include something about crystal skulls?
And aliens?
And commies?

Reckless spending
He owns some original Superman comics, a dozen mansions and an island i believe

Le funny screaming grimace man
He make funny grimace and scream he do
I laugh when funny grimace man make grimace and scream he fun

The secret of the lost city of Atlantis
They have to find George Washington's wooden teeth and Abraham Lincoln's top hat

that user is right, they probably want a script involving heavy CGI so they can launder money through it. Like he said, all of the top grossing films made recently involve important CGI elements.

Him spending shitloads of money at the height of his popularity.

He has to find the Ark fo the Covenant before the Germans do

Rescue Indian child laborers?

>Owns
Owned?

The fountain of youth

He must retrieve a dark sailed ship from cursed sea faring criminals

Most likely, yes

Bermuda Triangle

Ben is enlisted by a shadowy faceless cabal (who are nonetheless 100% recognisable by silhouette and voice to be prominent Democrats) to investigate Donald Trump's use of arcane magical items to control the minds of the nation to take the 2016 presidential election and prevent him doing so again in 2020 if possible. Ben's search will take him from the windswept steppes of Siberia to search the plundered tombs of the Tsars, to the sun-baked bikini beaches of Florida to see what REALLY lies in the secret basements of his Mar-a-Lago resort. The first clue is written on the label of Trump's toupee.

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>hating on based Nic Cage

Please, leave and don't return.

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>no oscar nomination for Vampire's Kiss
fucking hack commitees

The plot is Diane Kruger becoming my gf

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shit opinion

she's post-wall fren