>no music
>no li shang
>no mushu
It's dead on arrival isn't it?
No music
Isaac White
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Cooper Parker
no it's a very progressive movie for casting an asian (and appealing to chinese audiences but don't mention that part to anyone) so normies are automatically going to watch it and praise it for being woke
Jordan Brooks
>no it's a very progressive movie for casting an asian
But they removed the black guy.
Sebastian White
what kind of crazy ass sword is that
Daniel Mitchell
>no Eddie Murphy
flop confirmed
Nathaniel Robinson
>dead on arrival
NO fucking chance. It's name alone will at least make back the cost of making it. Then there's the fact that this is meant to cash in on the Chinese market. They'll make plenty of money.
Nolan Jenkins
>managed to kill the movie without giving reason for insane fans to call dissent racist
Looking forward to the reaction. Personally, I'm looking forward to it regardless. I'm glad it's not trying to be a shitty version of the animated movie but trying to be it's own thing. My one concern is them pushing the idea of Mulan being skilled from the start. It helps us enjoy the character more to see her struggles.
Thomas Foster
Nope, this one is for China. China is going to watch this and it's going to surpass the Avengers.
Aiden Cruz
And it's going to be a stronk womyn story who's going to rebel her family's wishes for her to marry a regular guy to fight the huns, instead of the OG story of self-sacrifice and filial piety where Mulan joins the army in her sick father's name, so he didn't have to.
Aaron Edwards
Has any user seen the 2009 Chinese version? I wonder if it's any good.
Chase Myers
>My one concern is them pushing the idea of Mulan being skilled from the start. It helps us enjoy the character more to see her struggles.
In the poem she was already skilled from the start.
People have this idea where women were supposed to be subservient to men in Ancient China. That's not true. Women were the most ruthless assassins employed during that time and were trained in using knives, swords, and other items to defend themselves and make kills.
Benjamin Ross
>disney continues its alienation of the chinese market
Benjamin Hernandez
For just a mulan movie it looks great. It kinda looks like a good chinese fighting movie. She looks like she can kick ass
For Disney live action remake Mulan it seems terrible. No songs? Thats part of what makes a disney movie a disney movie.
Robert Powell
Too bad
Adam Phillips
>It's dead on arrival isn't it?
It should be, but wont be because it will make a chinktillion dollars in china. Preview looked lame uninteresting and not at all able to capture the feel of the original, and that + none of the music (the one thing people remember from the movie) and no eddie murphy should banish it to be a bomb, but because of chink pandering and muh nostalgia tards it will make assloads of money
Henry Ross
>no black actors
This movie is racist.
Cameron Brooks
Refuse to watch mono-ethnic movies in 2019.
Christian Evans
>No Li Shang
Jordan Roberts
oo ching cheng ha ha eeeew xD -_- herro i m mr chingching
Chase Brown
1 billion in China.
Camden Hernandez
>black character gets REMOVED
racist as fuck
Chase Hill
It's going to make a profit based on yellow fever beta watching it if Alita is any indicator.
Henry Rogers
based
Luis Roberts
Shang is in it i believe Donnie Yen plays him. But he won't be a love interest. Just her commander. I think her love interest is going to be some weak boy also enlisted in the army
Blake Jones
Who gives a fuck about the shitty poem. The cartoon is what is iconic and basically the source material at this point
Eli Cox
Based strokeposter
Jordan Allen
>love interest
If you're removing Li Shang, then at least keep the story without a romance subplot. If they're going all *grrr Mulan is a tough woman, not a typical princess*, they might as well turn her into a psychologically broken warlord whose only pleasure in life is to murder every single filthy fucking nomads she can aim a rocket at.
Nathaniel Young
it looks like the only live action disney movie that might be worth watching
looks a lot more grimdark than the animated version, but whatever
Levi Price
>Women were the most ruthless assassins employed during that time
yeah and shieldmaidens were real too
fuck off with this fanfic history bullshit
Benjamin Barnes
Assassins, user. Not front-line soldiers. Woman assassin is better exactly because they're smaller and weaker and men tend not to see them as possible threats. So here you are some noble having dinner and some quiet unassuming maid your household manager hired last month suddenly stabs you 12 times with the knife she's been hiding up her sleeve and fucks off out the window.
Christian Walker
but user LOOK AT ALL THE DARK GRITTY ACTION SCENES!!!!
Ethan Roberts
It's not meant to be an adaptation of the animated Disney movie Mulan. It's an adaptation of the original poem Mulan.
Easton Howard
No its not. Its suppose to be a live remake of Disney's Mulan.
Jayden Rivera
>Romance Of The Three Kingdoms
>An accurate portrayal of gender norms in pre-modern China
Women are considered so generally unimportant to Chinese history that even daughters and wives of extremely famous figures generally go unnamed.
Nicholas Mitchell
So why have they jettisoned most of the iconic disney elements like dragon-with-the-voice-of-a-nigger, and 'who is that girl i see'?
Anthony Campbell
doesnt matter, mulan a cute
Jace Jones
To piss us off!
Because trump is president
Leo Walker
>It's not meant to be an adaptation of the animated Disney movie Mulan.
Nope, says it right there on the poster DISNEY Mulan.
Blake Green
I... I don't follow this at all. Taking the musical songs out and the cartoon dragon with the voice of a nig out will make Trump angry?
Aiden Sanchez
Yeah, that's the marketing. But the marketing and the product are often two separate things. So they're making a movie adaptation of the original poem, and marketing it as an adaptation of the Disney cartoon.
Genius, really.
Jace Butler
Disney really replaced their heart for money and they wonder why they don't perform as well
Joseph Gomez
Trump loves the animated disney movie Mulan and they knew this. They knew he loved mushu and the songs.
He loves eddie murphy and donny Osmond.
Jose Nelson
>sword is transparent
jesus fucking christ this movie is gonna bomb
Christian Reyes
Brandon Fisher
Are we all gonna pretend they didn't take away the music because Disney thought "I'm gonna make a man out of you" would not go well with the "gender woke" market today?
Thomas Phillips
WHY AINT SHE A BLACK FUCKING RACIST WHITY PYPPO
Camden Jones
>crossdresses as a male soldier
>still wears makeup
Also the chinks won't like it. They don't need the mouse to have a movie about Chinese history. Chinks, just like all the other Asians, are very sensitive when it comes to touching their culture and History. Europeans too, sort of, not as much because of SJWs claiming it's totally possible to see a French or Teuton Nigger in the Middle Ages. But Asians are not even about race. It's about who's behind it. Even in History studies, Chinks get pissed when it's a Westerner lecturing about their History, no matter how right or accurate they are. They would rather trust a bad and inaccurate Chinese historian than a well respected and accurate Western scholar. It's gonna flop hard in China.
Henry Flores
Why did they give the cast such cringey chinglish accents? Who's going to watch for 2 hours all the cast speaking like Mr Miyabi?
Connor Nelson
>this is meant to cash in on the Chinese market
But it probably won't
John Price
This will be femtard kino, can’t wait.
Jack Reyes
Where can I get this kino poster. What Asian is this.
Jaxson Powell
Did he stuff with a banana in case the guards were into trannies?
Nathan Morales
japanese but I dont know where to get the poster
Michael Morgan
Absolutely kino poster
Connor Watson
Did the poem mention her burying an enemy army with a well-placed rocket? That was in the trailer.
John Thompson
>main character's race matches the original story
Cooper James
Underrated post
Ryan Butler
>Mulan
>more accurate to original story
Fuck this
>Little Mermaid
>lets make the mermaid black all of a sudden for no reason
>YASSS KWEAN!
James Roberts
this was literally made just to shove propagander at the chinese. they don't care about money it makes.
Colton Turner
>an old chinese legend is actually disney propaganda
KEK
Gabriel Smith
>no music
As much as I like the idea of updated songs, they would have fucked it up. I was looking forward to the new versions of songs in the previous remakes (Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin etc) but they have all sucked compared to the originals.
Isaac Howard
Kinda the catch 22 of all this. Disney can't get out of the way of its own shadow. Too bad there are no other Chinese folktales Disney could adapt.
Ethan Powell
also
>the antagonist is a witch
Thomas Butler
why she not thicc tho?
Sebastian Johnson
Asians don't like thicc girls
Only american degenerates do
Carson Smith
DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THEM MILKERS
William Jackson
>speaking English
yikes
Adrian Morgan
Kino storytelling.
Liam Reyes
I don’t get you fucking people. Make a shot for shot remake with redone songs and recasted characters and it’s “soulless” but make a more serious take that doesn’t shit on the original and it’s also “soulless”? Is that the point? Are you just not happy regardless?
Matthew Howard
Because she's not a Fat Fucking Pinoy American soldiers love bringing home to their country.
Charles Ortiz
>Jet Li is the Emperor
He's not old enough to portray as one
Lincoln Hernandez
>not old enough
user......
Charles Johnson
>But they removed the black guy.
Where can I preorder?
Nathan Reed
Is anyone really that dumb to fall for this new live action meme Disney is pushing?
Michael Cruz
>No forced blacks
>C-CHINA PLEASE GIVE US YOUR MONEY!
Disney is a fucking joke.
Elijah Garcia
I'm gonna go ahead and say Blade Runner.
It's Japanese, and for some reason the title is, apparently, 雨の狩人 which translates to "hunter of rain".
Juan Turner
why wouldnt they make it a musical, isnt that the point??
Hunter Young
mostly just prostitutes there chang
Ayden Stewart
>Remake sticks to the original
>"Bruh what was the point of that, just watch the original"
>Remake tries something new
>"WTF where are the songs? I need my jive-talking dragon!!"
I'm giving Mulan a shot based on this alone. It not being a shot for shot remake means it has potential to be what a remake should be.
Logan Edwards
Why can't western posters be this kino
Joseph Wilson
What the remake does or does not take from the original is completely irrelevant. It's another Disney cash grab where they take something you've already seen, change it a bit, and sell it back to you. Plus, this movie has the added bonus of being set in China, so they can pander to the Chinese and make a shit load of money over there.
This movie is 100% motivated by soulless economic factors and you're a fucking moron if you fall for the mouses tricks.
Connor Hall
Mulan is a popular Chinese folk story.
Anthony Smith
Mulan is not in RotTK and according to the story she was trained from a young age by her father.
David Wood
Every fucking thread. How is she supposed to pretend to be a man if she has Z cup tits and four foot wide hips?
Dominic Lewis
COME ON LI I WANT SOME MUSHU!!
Aaron Sullivan
>how original
Camden Gray
But user you can’t see a female character struggle. That’s sexist.
Noah Young
They've chinafied every aspect of it though. Gone any subtlety, all that remains is a girl letting swords fly and dodging with the acrobatics of a Hong Kong action flick.
I actually think it might crash and burn in the US and Europe, since it isn't even masquerading as the 1994 Mulan now.