Yea Forums BTFO

Someone has to do it. No, no need to thank me.

>tfw opened this thread to make this exact post

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>he doesnt know about Fa Mulan

I agree, Yea Forums is a fucking joke largely because of twitter posts.

>Mulan movie is based off the fantasy tale and true to the source material
>The Little Mermaid movie is some clusterfuck that has nothing to do with the original tale and cast some ugly black chick as the mermaid
What did Disney mean by this?

based

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>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop exposing people to reality!

didn't chinks used to bang pots at the moon to keep dragons away? well maybe not in the years following pic related

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wait they got rid of the one based part of Mulan too? Fuck this shit

>calling Mulan a fantasy tale but don’t call Little Mermaid a fantasy because that goes against your narrative

>imagine calling yourself the master race and being btfo'd out of your gold by a relative handful of jews.

>mentally ill twitter trannies
>reality
Go outside, cope, seethe, have sex, and dilate.

How at all does it do that? If you put fantasy in the Little Mermaid description, that user's point still stands.

Mulan was always disney bullshit from day 1 though, wasn't it?
It's a Disney original, is it not?
Why shouldn't Eddie Murphy be in it?

agreed

They're both fantasy tales you retard

>inb4 he thinks the movie is based on what really happened

>Why shouldn't Eddie Murphy be in it?
this. or at least a modern equivalent

Not to mention their own turning on them. Lol

Wait till tv hears about "i'll make a man out of you"

remember to say that disney is racist for black mushu erasure

Mushu should at least be Asian.
Ali wong as mushu?

Oh yeah I forgot. He was the only color charactor and they just got rid of him like he was nothing.

Authentic ethnic cuisine is almost always dogshit and people only pretend it's enjoyable to appear "worldly" and "down to earth."

>he thinks Fa Milan was real

What a bad opinion.

No Eddie Murphy, no buy.
Sorry disney, this is where I draw the line.

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me in the background, top right

orange chicken is authentic chinese though..

twitter is one of the most popular websites in the world and hugely influential. all those mentally trannies vote. twitter and facebook is reality

so is twitter

She's not wrong.

Yes she is.

Donny Osmond sang it. That's a big enough joke to keep from offending anybody.

and people say Yea Forums is racist, BRING BACK EDDIE

This. I thought they were just saving him for a later trailer. What the hell, Disney?!!

>there's no mushu
yeah this is fucking trash

Damn

>FOOD ANALOGY

blessed and saved may hiroshimoot hear this prayer

>If the movie somehow involves non-European people you just have to accept whatever they do or you're racist bigot!

>jimmy wong
dude's a colossal twat

Simply not True.

women are not funny or smart

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Or we could just ban mobile posters

I'm not pissed since all the live action remakes have been lackluster so far (and I always thought EW was the perfect Belle until I actually saw her cast). I'm so unaffected by the whole thing I'm about- to go into Maximum Overshrug Mode. But now I'm curious... orange chicken? What does he even mean by that?

>Consume product, ask no quests!

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>go to "authentic" Chinese restaurant
>no gutter oil
>no exploding cars
>no uncaring bug people
>no big government that monitors everything you do and kills you when you dissent
what's even the point

>due to respect to Chinese culture and history
>But also Ariel is black now deal with it bigots, fuck your culture and history

>we can fool the retarded fans through the smallest bit of wordplay
npcs are tiresome

Eddie Murphy is canceled. He's a BLACK MALE!

On the Eddie Murphy question: why didn't they get a real dragon to voice Mushu instead of blackwashing the role?

Chinese culture and history?
You mean the song about how oppressive it was to woman? And the song about over coming that?

>youtu.be/7qALDxxfrHA
HWOOOOOYYYEAAAAA!

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=5tOXEPNvNB8

how is mushu disrespectful to chinese history though? aren't mythological dragons a thing? the portrayal of the mongol/hun main villain is more racist if you want quibble about stuff, dude looks like he came off a WW2 propaganda poster.

>eyes go from white to chinese

Well I hear from /tv china hates black people.

i dont think china has a problem with eddie murphy and you don't have to cast him yo voice it, especially if they are going to tone the comedic elements a lot. that seems pretty irrelevant.

Based and saved pic.

It's literally just the same as posting a hot girl and making your post vaguely related to television and film. It's a way to get replies no matter what. And I don't blame people for doing it because it works just about everytime.

I'm concerned that the inevitable Hunchback of Notre Dame live action remake won't include the hilarious gargoyle sidekicks

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

>dude King Arthur was real

King Arthur is coming back...

What’s orange chicken?

drumpf chicken

>he hasn't seen orange chickens before
have you even seen lemon chickens? there are so many different kinds of chicken running around

Oh no, the remake where they cast the most handsome and chadiest to be the hunchback?