DUDE I FLUNKED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND DROVE TRUCKS IN WAREHOUSES FOR A LIVING LMAO

DUDE I FLUNKED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND DROVE TRUCKS IN WAREHOUSES FOR A LIVING LMAO

>In 1993, he obtained a bachelor's degree in radio from Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts.[3][8

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He's still pretty funny though. Unfortunately he fell down after he got married to the baboon but some of his original humor remains

Imagine how much great material he'll have once the lovely nia divorces him and he becomes a bitter wreck.

>Preaches about MGTOW related subjects for the entirety of his youth
>Gets cucked by a baboon
He must've been pretty desperate not to become alone

has he paid his brother?

He never lost his humor, you simply fell of the flavor of the month train because you hate black people

And that degree helped him how in his career of stand up comedy and writing?

He's just into femdom

I remember him saying he helped his dad at his dental office for 5+ years before becoming a comedian

Stop posting about subjects you know nothing about just because your zogged out brain is tingling with MUHPOL. Or keep doing it, it's your wasted life.

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>bachelor's degree in radio

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I don't see the problem. It's a 3 year degree and there were 6 years between his high school and his college diplomas. That leaves three years for driving trucks or whatever the fuck he said he did.

>bachelor's degree in radio
I can just imagine him studying hard for his listening to the radio, talking into a microphone and other stupid classes.

Q: As a professional DJ, you inform your listeners to "to turn up the volume" and then what?"
a.) Pay Attention
b.) Sing Along
c.) Rip Off the Knob
d.) Stay Tuned

And now he's rich, successful and well known and you're shitposting on a Cantonese comic book forum.

God i hope this happens but there are no guarantees.
The thing is they have a kid together. If it was just a marriage then she could easily be motivated to take half his money and run.

Now the onus is on Burr to get irritated enough to cause the rift.

Yeah you can fail highschool drive trucks aaand get a useless degree.

Why do people say this? You can argue this for every single actor or director in any movie or show, why even come to discussion boards with this attitude?

Racists have small dicks.

how jelly are these faggots

>lmao he got a degree and a paying job but ending up bettering himself and becoming a famous celebrity LMAO what a joke

>hey everyone it's the lovely Nia again, here she is hey sweetie, she's on the phone telling me, the lovely Nia, that I'm never gonna see my child again, the lovely Nia everybody

Refute this Yea Forums
Protip you can’t

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>Why do people say this?
Because he was being an absolute cunt about something trivial from almost 30 years ago, it was pathetic and deserved to be pointed out.
>You can argue this for every single actor or director in any movie or show, why even come to discussion boards with this attitude?
You say that like the only point of being here is to look for excuses to shit on celebrities. I didn't just pick him at random, I said it because he's a prick.

Yes he did, he lost his edge. Not because Nia is black but because she has him under her thumb. And I'm black so fuck off with your stupid shit.

His father was a doctor for the mob. As a dentist he had the medical training to remove bullet hole wounds without having to report it. With his father;s connections he helped his son get spots in comedy clubs

some projection

I don't like that chick because she has a basic "server" personality meaning that she's super nice but no real depth. It's easy to be her when you have his money.

AW LOOK WHOSE HERE IT'S OLE ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

it’s not his

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Really? Only 10% of you think the kid isn't his?

Cmon Yea Forums, that baby is blacker than Wesley Snipes.

I mostly agree, but one of these things is not like the others. Do whatever the fuck you want as long as it doesn't affect others, but murdering a child doesn't exactly fall into that category.

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Remember your brother Bill

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BILL PAY PATTERSON.

PAY UP YOUR BROTHER.

JUSTICE FOR PATTERSON BURR.

The whole murder suicide thing is probably what steers people away from that option.

The kid obviously isn't his, but he's far too narcissistic to off himself.

>implying rich successful, well known people don't post on one of the most popular anonymous forums ever made

terrible bait but here's your (you)

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Why are there people on Yea Forums with the same beliefs as 87 year old Baptist chaplains?

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>16% of the world population are atheist/agnostic
>meaning 84% are religious
>abortion is considered wrong by most religious people

Why do so many Americunts believe the majority in the world has the same opinions as their gay metropolitan cities?

Of that 84% only 50% are Abrahamic which is the only group that has a real problem with abortion, and not even 100% of THEM are against abortion. Also, we're on the internet, the population of which is much smaller and much younger, and among that group the number of secular or non-religious is much higher. So your beliefs are more abnormal than you're willing to admit.

the '90s were silly times

Christianity, Islam and Hinduism make up 73% of all religious people. All prohibit abortion, unless there are special circumstances which permits it. And this isn't the fucking 1990s. Everyone is on the fucking internet now.

Personally I couldn't give less of a shit about abortions. But I don't stick my head in the sand and pretend that social policies being pushed in metropolitan US/EU cities is the worldwide standard. Outside those cities you are far, far more likely to run into people with opposing views. The funniest thing is that progressives in the US can't bring themselves to attack the 380 million christians in Africa who hold much stronger social views than their brethren in the US because it interferes with their whole muh racism thing. Because apparentely black people in Africa are too dumb to understand that Christianity is a joke, or something like that.

Kek

All comedians are sellouts who dance like whores for their Jewish paymasters.

fucking kek

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People with this mindset is the reason why the world is so shit. They’re non-confrontational beta males. Too afraid to stand up for things.

>any opinion I don't personally agree with must be bait
Fuck off, leftist retard

Sound like you’re a uncle tom nigger. Fuck off with your racism.

Doesn’t mean he’s smart, honest, or happy

You can flunk high school and still go to college

So which part do you disagree with? That abortion = killing a child, or that it's wrong to kill your own child?

>StopMasturbationNow.org

>yet me use my enhanced platform bestowed upon me by the media oligarchs to tell you all how to act.

I’m Jewish and he’s a stupid goy that got cucked.

Burr lost it, his stuff is just boring now. Fortunately, he'll rise like a phoenix when the sheboon leaves him, takes his money and niglet kid.

they got degrees for everything now, from fashion designing to dance therapy

>>In 1993, he obtained a bachelor's degree in radio from Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts.[3][8
Is this accurate? I'm 90% sure I remember him saying he was a freshman at 24 (which would be '92) and I also think he said he didn't graduate.

>Black man says white man is not funny anymore
>This makes the leftist call the black man a racist uncle tom

Have we gone full circle?

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You can see straight up why that dude is a problem for Bill

You’re none of those things either you shit slurping little faggot.

Surely if you are allowed to deny life to the baby because it needs your body to live I can drown refugees in my coastal waters because they need my shore to not drown. Cheers

abortion is morally reprehensible.
t. atheist

Funny how every time I say I am against it in most cases people think I am some bible nut when I am a STEM atheist too

the abortion debate on both sides is populated solely by people arguing with strawmen and not actually with each other.

Will he ever pay his brother back?

So what's gonna kill the relationship guys?

>Nia affair
>Arguing endlessly
>Bill just one day shoots her then himself

The possibilities are endless.

He said it's his biggest fear. Which is why Nia tells him he's going to die alone when he dares argue with her.

Nia’s lovely affair I’d bet big money

DUDE I'M WORKING CLASS FROM A ROUGH BLUE COLLAR FAMILY

>is the son of a wealthy dentist who owned his own practice and a stay at home mother

how on earth does he end up with that sheboon?
someone explain that to me
he made a joke out of himself

She's resembles his dead best friend that he had a giant mancrush on.

I've always wanted to ask Bill if Patrice ever met his wife before he died. I'm sure he would have told Bill how awful she is if he had

Dangerous thing to say on an anonymous site, and you're retarded for doing so.

people have been calling any black guy they don't like an 'uncle tom', uncle tom.

>that image
is that how they made Jake Busey?

This is the gayest and most boring worldview ever
>d-do whatever you want
>l-let's just all get along
*yawn*

Is this his real brother or just some crazy person?

It's the boomer worldview. It's how things got so fucked up.

Pay the money, Bill.

Can't you tell? Just look at him.

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>but murdering a child doesn't exactly fall into that category
But what if that child didn't want to born? I mean you don't want loser who lurks Yea Forums in this world.

What the fuck is a bachelor degree in radio?
Where do I get a bachelor degree in Yea Forums and shitposting?

>loses the only thing he loved, his dogo, because of said baboon
Tragic honestly. Men really should stay away from females, it never ends well.

He's free to kill himself at any point
>i-i-i-it's not the same
It is if you die in your sleep, stop making excuses

Brainlet.

>hey guys, we have this conflict that arises from our opposite values, we must work together and discuss how to best resolve it
>DURR WHAT IF WE LIKE IGNORE THE CONFLICT LMAO
>we can't, it's threatening our society/culture/safety
>DURRR WHY DO PPL ARGUE FUKIN RETARDS HUURRRR

Zoomers are so stupid. Such a useless generation.

Cringe

>Bachelor degree in radio
lmao what this is what they give to the illiterate

>DUUUDE I don't care if you buy a gun
*gets shot*
>or spread gay propaganda
*population declines*
>or what god you worship
*adapts to sharia law*
>or cut off your dick
*your son cuts dick off*
>or get an abortion
*your child gets murdered by a roastie cause she felt like killing it*

DUUUUUDE WHO CARES LMAO
*dies*

He does a podcast

>MUH DICK MUH DICK OOGA BOOGA

top zozzle

Do you think everyone who works in radio is a host? How fucking dumb are weebs?

Imagine being this fucking brainwashed jesus christ

>media personas are fabricated corporate entities
Get the fuck outta town! No way !

Do you go around bitchslaping faggots and potheads? Shut up lardass.

seething

I don't think he has the resilience to survive it

It's time Bill

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when has he ever said he flunked out of high school?

Bill's parents were a Dentist and Nurse in the 70s, he didnt even need to work

cringe

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Go to bed Billy, you don't want Nia to catch you on a site like this

He's right, you vacant cunt. Nihilism is cancer.

Cringe desu
No man is an island, this worldview only works if you also expect everyone else to be tolerant and mind their own business, which is patently absurd

Imagine mindlessly repeating the modern cultural orthodoxy the media and corporate elites tell you to jesus christ

(you)

This. user is just a jealous fag. And he drove those trucks too.

>But a gun
Not just any gun, buy AR15s before the GloboHomo starts treading. It's going to happen if Pres. Trump loses in 2020. You want Kamala dictating your right to protect your home and senpai? Then act now.

Aren't there any rifles that are functionally similar to the AR15 but look less tacticool so they don't scare leftists so much?

Ever heard of a "communications degree" you fucking retard?