What was the worst experience you had at a movie theater?

I paid $15 for the 3d to see Star Wars 7. There were like 2 shots in the movie that involved 3d, shit sucked.

3D has been a scam for years, the glasses are uncomfortable and the movies never take advantage of it. Spy Kids 3 was enough to make me never want to see a 3D movie again.

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when the movie was finished i got out and bumped a girl by accident and her BF beat me up and i ran home crying

Did this really happen? Sounds better than getting shot at least. I still feel really guilty that my midnight showing of TDKR was flawless when people fucking died.

You're fine as long as the movie isn't rated G.

Don’t try to pay for a kids food, they didn’t care you were alone, they thought you were a pederast

>watching horror movie in theaters
>jumpscare
>actually shit my pants
>have to sit though the rest of the movie with sticky shit in my pants
>people can smell it
>they're looking at me
>teenage girl yells at me to leave
>stand up
>big brown stain on the seat
>pull out a tissue and a bottle of water
>pour water on the tissue
>bend over try to scrub the stain
>it just makes it bigger
>it smells even worse now
>accidentally got shit on the back of the seat in front of me when I bent over
>the same girl angrily comes over to me
>pushes me on the ground
>another jumpscare
>loudly shit all over the floor
>she yells "CLEAR OFF, STINKY"
>usher pulls me put of the theater
>leaves a trail of shit on the floor
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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I got banned because of the literal shit poster, I didn’t do anything wrong this is an on topic thread jannies, you aussie fags

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Where do I even begin? Surely it had to be the time when I went to see 2Fast2Furious with my older brothers. A group of rude 15 year olds sat behind us and wouldn’t shut up during the previews. One girl kicked me in the head on accident but she was really apologetic so we let it slide. Then the theater fucked up and played the wild thornberrys movie by accident. They said it’d take 15 minutes to change out the reel so everyone could take a break. So we went outside and my oldest brother who was like 20 said he was fed up with the kids. We go back in and they start talking loud again. I have no idea why we sat in the same spot. My brother stood up, turned around, and yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP. A couple other movie goers hooted their support. One guy walking down the ramp through up a fist and dropped his popcorn. The leader of these kids took this as an opportunity to up the ante and talk even more. So we left and complained and got our money back and the staff said they would kick them out. we went next door on the strip to this little Mexican grocery store and bought some huevos. When the kids got kicked out we swung around in my brothers truck and egged the shit out of them. The girls yelled, the boys tried to chase it. Ended up being a good time after all.

I’ve had a couple, but most have been good. Had to leave Munich due to a stomachache. Luckily it went away quickly but thought I was gunna barf in the theater for a minute. Mono isn’t fun, getting it from sharing a cigarette with a dude less so. The other two times: junkie hobo puking in the theater, literal retarded grown man getting up and shouting/ intermittently farting loudly during Jurassic World. That said no amount of autistic screeching and farting could make that movie worse. I felt bad for the guy.

TLJ was so awful it became something unique that I will probably never experience again, unfortunately. The faces of absolute confusion and boiling anger in the eyes of people leaving the teather, even in my own as my brother who came to pick me up said, that was something I had never seen a movie do.

That movie felt like passive aggressive comments made in a public environment, when somebody says something that will offend you in such a personal and disguised way that only you understand it, and worse, you know he will deny and people will call you crazy when you point that shit out. If that feeling of injustice and closeted rage was the intent of the movie, it was a fucking masterpiece. If that wasn't on purpose, jesus christ, something went seriously wrong.

>go to see cloud atlus
>literal first thing in the movie is MUH SLAVERY
>tolerate it and wait for the movie to get better
>literal next shot is two fags making out
>go to the lobby and ask for my money back
>go home

You missed out because the other four segments were pretty compelling and the ones you mention actually made up a pretty small section of the movie. But oh well.

That aquatic scene at the end of Edge of Tomorrow after drinking an Extra Large Fanta. I think I did some permanent damage to my bladder.

Best was seeing Pacific Rim in a half empty theatre and this little kid with his mother in the front row visibly losing his shit with excitement during all of the Kaiju fights, it was endearing and nostalgic as fuck.

Also some guy burst into the theatre half an hour into the movie, tripped and rolled down the entire flight of stairs spilling all of his popcorn and his drink all over himself, he promptly left and didn't come back, it was pretty funny to watch.

This it was a dope movie saw it in IMAX with my mom

>Seeing The Force Awakens in 3D on opening day
>It's placed in one of the smaller rooms, since the 2D showings took up all of the big ones
>There's a literal lesbian couple (not kidding) who laugh at every single mildly funny line for at least the first hour of the movie
>They're sitting right behind my friends and I, which makes it even worse
>We get up and move to the front of the theater, since the tiny room is full
>The couple is finally told to shut the fuck up, we move back to our initial spot after getting a neck ache from sitting in the front
>Some idiot working at the theater didn't bother to test the audio, as there was noticable distortion during the action scenes, yet nobody noticed
Just and all-around disappointing experience, really a shame. We saw the movie again in 2D a few days later and was placed in a nice big auditorium with good sound and the audience behaved well.

I wish I wasn't the only one in my theater to laugh at "you just made a clicking noise with your mouth" but that's a different movie. Thankfully I laugh quietly.

There were black people

But that's Moe's bar. You can't just change the sign and make it into a movie theater.

My friend almost kicking the shit out of some noisy teens

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>Going to see The Fault in Our Stars on a double-date with my gf and another couple
>Don't really want to see it but my gf loved the book

>Backstory
>My mother, yeah my fucking mother, had started escorting when I started middle school
>I caught on to this the second year she started doing it but never brought it up. My parents divorced in 2010 so I could pass it off as casual dating but she started flashing expensive clothes and jewelry and I never met the men

>We show up to the movie early and smoke a joint beforehand. I was never into it but my gf was a real pothead. She was cute but nothing special
>We sit for this shitty movie
>Lights are still on and the trailers have started yet
>I spot my mom in a red bodycon dress enter the theater
>Draped over her is this fat bearded prick in a blue button up bursting at the seams
>My mom does not see me but I see them sit two rows below us
>My gf leans over "that ur mom?"
>"yeah"
>the trailers starts and the guy immediately starts fondling her and she's letting him
>the movie starts and they are full on making out, tongue and all
>I'm moving uncomfortably in my chair and my gf notices I'm visibly fucked up
>This goes on for the duration of the movie
>It ends and I slip out quickly and quietly with my gf while my whore mother and this dude are still making out at the credits

>one month passes and I confront my mother with what I know
>She swears it is to put me through College
>I threaten to leave if she doesn't stop
>Long story short I never got into College. My mom said she stopped escorting (if she didn't she started to hide it well)

Is your mother at least hot? Speaking objectively.

She diets and works out and my dad got her breast implants. She takes care of her appearance.