I have been single my entire life

How does it feel knowing you will never complete the only biological function you have: procreation. You are a waste of life. You should be liquidated so future children can grow up stronger.

Yea Forums is nu-r9k

>tfw always thought I was a waist 31
>tfw actually a size 30

or a disgusting and undesirable human who ironically has his standards for females way to high

I’ve been single since 9th grade.

the only woman I ever loved and cared for I abandoned in pursuit of slags and roasties.
if you find a good one, hold on to her bros

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fucking cringe

Everyone is alone with themselves, bro. It's a condition of life.

>My discord girlfriend died of pneumonia
We were online dating,I dont know what to do,she died like 3 day ago im gonna cry,I changed my profile picture for a picture of her smiling

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are you me?

>discord girlfriend
>Girl
user I...

Why don't you get a gf?

Get an online gf, and have sex with prostitutes, it's the best of both worlds.

so?

>1 gf
>2.9 months

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Improve yourself

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I was with an ugly girl for a year and she ended up breaking the relationship

yikes. I hope you’re underage or a female

women are an expensive waste of time

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4 all the way. There are multiple girls at work that want me bad, but they're basic as hell. Also, dating someone that you work with fucking sucks. Not being able to get away from your girlfriend even at work is hell.

nigga what..you sure you didnt get catfished?

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Because you're a gamer. Video games are the biggest waste of time in modern times and women find it a complete turn-off.

I had a great gf
I miss her

I'm getting fat and I'm fucking up college
i don't give a fuck anymore
It's over

I instinctively rejected or ignored every girl that ever showed interest in me during High School. I don't know why but I feel ashamed for not feeling ashamed of it.

>feelio had a gf for three days in hs
get fucked incels, you will never be as chad as me

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Isn't that Matthew Goode?

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No she sent a picture of her,her friend texted me and she said she died in her sleep after surgery

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The only thing that prevents me from fucking prostitutes is how expensive they are. If I ever go to Japan I'd probably fuck some there since they are far more affordable.

I've done all 4 this year. I've also never had a relationship. I think number 4 doesn't matter though because if you're not attracted to them dating them is kinda pointless.

>facebook filename
imogenspic OUT

>tfw I told a girl I was a virgin and she laughed and said "yeah right"

did you ever F E E L her? like ever?

>gimme a (You) if you got a gf and you both love each other more than anyone on earth

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>stuck on an ex
>never been in a relationship
Based retarded namefag

Can't spell tv without v

what do you mean

>I instinctively rejected or ignored every girl that ever showed interest in me during High School

same. Why did I do that?

>tfw get to wake up next to waifu everyday
Feels good, man.

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i got that told to me when i was 18 and she was 16 and turned out she sleped with 11 other dudes before me

Yea Forums and Yea Forums have near 100% overlap.

You got catfished and the homosexual/tranny got bored of you. No one died user, it's fine.

did you ever meet? fuck? how did yall meet

WHERE THE FUCK DO I MEET WOMEN?

I DID NOT GET FUCKING CATFISHED,SHE SENT A PICTURE OF HER,I EVEN INVITED HER IN MY FUCKING DISCORD YOU FUCKER

woops mis clicked

based anime chads

>you are in your upper 20s
>you are NEET
>your parents will die one day
>You will get old one day
>the greatest years of your life are behind you
>you’re now too old to get a fulfilling career

I could never consider a career fulfilling.

She said she loved me
She had her first orgasm with me
She wanted to marry me
She wanted us to move into her grandmas house
Wanted babies

Ended up getting pregnant from a one night stand with her neighbor.

Love is dead
My heart is black

I met her in a random discord,text chat,we liked the same game,We played and then I bought her the dlc so we can play more,I loved her lads

I promise, you're not missing anything that great.
t. reformed normie

how pathetic are you? you cant grow from this?
You father is ashamed, or should be.

Fucking moron, I could go take some roastie's instagram pic and say it's me in 30 seconds. Your "girlfriend" was some fag lol cope retard.

had 3 long term relationships.
had sex with 29 girls so far, not counting oral sex.
so far fulfilling career and financial stability.
but accused of rape.
the balance of life.

have to agree with user, I make 6 figures and it’s not “fulfilling” at all, I do it to fund hobbies and have a comfortable lifestyle with savings, the job itself is another bullshit desk-jockey job

A fucking roastie woman whore wrote this

Women dont understand the loneliness of men

please kill yourself ugly

Yea nigga you were born by yourself. You sound like a bitch nigga stop crying on the internet boy.

'the only girl'
'all women'

I reverse image serch and found no result,you are a fucking retard,do not respond to me again

you faggots all need to have sex

or don't. in some ways I envy you, today I had to listen to some shit about some friend who got pregnant and was not married and I could not give two fucks less.

Enjoy being single. given that I'm engaged I'm probably gonna be married with a kid in a couple years, and I won't be able to do whatever the fuck I want. I won't be able to do drugs, or stay up until 4am watching random TV, or go to the bar when I want, or jack off to degenerate porn when I want, or go to the strip club or the casino and blow a bunch of money, or blow it all on vidya or whatever your poison is.

Some people downplay their freedom and they don't realize that in a relationships not all sunshine and rainbows either, that there are constraints and annoying things that make you miserable over here too. Enjoy your side of the grass, it has its green benefits too.

Ok cupid. Message the old and the fat ones
Fuck a few ugly old ones to get confidence

Nigga your online gf was a guy

>i reverse image serch
>hasn't even talked to her over skype or something

haha you're "girlfriend's" a dude bro

I could be your girlfriend if you want
I will be loving and caring

Congrats! Whose the father of the kid you will be paying for?

I know this feel
>tfw barely a man

Fuck you whiny bitches. A girl breaks up with you in HS or early in college and you all give up and either decide to be alone or hate all women. Find someone who matches with you, makes you laugh, and appreciates you for who you are. It's easier than ever to meet people online. Move on and start over rather than letting the past decide you.

It's fucking pathetic in this thread. What women would want to fuck any of you sad saps in the middle of a pity jerkoff session?

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>he thinks it's hard to find a non-searchable image
I literally used to do this exact thing as a teenager to get beta fags to buy me games then I'd block them. Sorry dude. Better than "her" dying right?

You dont know what the fuck you are talking about,I fucking hate you

It's a shame seeing my Yea Forums bros sad like that.

If I knew you all irl I'd be able to point out what you should do about your looks and help improve your social skills. But I don't, so I feel really impotent right now.

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oh, user, I hope you're not telling the truth about this

sorry, dude

Where does dicklet fall under?

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my own

>31/32 waist throughout most of teens and 20s
>Hit 30 and suddenly can't fit in any pants, have to buy a size 33...then 34...may have to go even higher
I wish I was a skinny fuck again

>but accused of rape.
is that supposed to be a negative?

>JUST PHOTOSHOP YOUR FACE BRO

>tfw been single for 18 days total since i was 15 years old
>tfw i'm 32 now
>tfw those 18 days were the best days of my life

I love my wife, but I keep daydreaming about the freedom of those 18 days.

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if you can't look at this image and laugh you are a pathetic cunt.

I spent the day with my gf who is 7 years younger than me and her family. They fed me and then we went to her place and watched netflix and she sucked me off. We cuddled and told each other how much we love each other.

It took me years of self improvement to get to this point, but im also not an ugly sperglord

>ignoring someone who wants you
The only people who want me are ghetto black women.

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As you get older it just becomes harder to make connections
Plus your looks fade and everyone your age is married or with kids.

Plus single women over 30 are single for a reason. Feminazis or bipolar or slut roasties.

And unless you have money you cant go for younger chicks

It may be painful user but you need to realize and accept it so you don't get duped again. At least the dude pretended to die instead of just blocking you. I wonder how many retards like you thought about their online "girlfriend" for months after I ditched them lol. Sad losers.

This is me
This is me
This is me
This is me

>but I keep daydreaming about the freedom

yeah man, I know this feel. These people in here bitching but can't just be happy with the benefits of their own lives.

It all sucks, in one way or another

10 years and counting

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Hey fag shut the fuck up,You know nothing about what happening,she real godamnit google say it,I say it,AND GOD UP IN HEAVEN KNOW SHE REAL BECAUSE SHE WITH HER RESTING IN PEACE!DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Yet women are whores. How could've missed you, man?

>was nearly 44" pants at 255-260lbs, 5'10"
>lost weight
>32" at ~175
I'm right at the borderline between regular weight and overweight.