In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war

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I never got warhammer, could you school me OP?

Space marines look so fucking gay

imagine hulk hogan in a massive hulking catholic church on legs dressed in a mech suit while trying to swing a sword at The Thing

>I never got warhammer, could you school me OP?

It's a mix of dystopian horror, struggle and beauty. The setting, lore and factions is very diverse in characteristics. It's very unique, there's little else like it.

why be they looking like the hamburgermen

Humanity is a space empire and basically everything is fucked

People who don't like Warhammer 40k barely know anything about it. There is so many different groups that do different things, even within the Imperium alone.

>Space Marines
>Adeptus Mechanicus
>Ecclesiarchy
>The Inquisition
>Rogue Traders
>Imperial Guard
>Knightly houses of mech warriors
>decadent nobility
>polluted forge worlds with hive gangs
>agricultural worlds
>worlds where people live in the iron age
>high-tech worlds almost preserving the splendor of the golden age of humanity

And that's just humans.

TYRANIDS

i hope a great unclean one rapes you to death

Yeah right, as if you will be stationed to fight slaanesh forces, you're going to get raped by nurgles children.

Might as well don your CoD exoskeleton and dive in the hellishly polluted subterranean depths of a 10billion people mountain-sized hive city, to purge mad max tribes with as much crude cyber augmentations as hair dye and psychopathic delusion.

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artwork is the only place they don't look gay

Siege of vraks kino when?

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This is perfect

quiet before it ends up like star wars

war is boring

Fantasy is better than 40k.

That's pretty accurate

Maybe if you exclude end times

As much as I love Arch, he's dragging this series out.

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poast casting wishlist

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>says "bruva" instead of "brother".
>instead of "hulkamania" it's "The Emperor"

this couldn't be more accurate.

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never played the game or read the books but youtube recommended this guy

youtu.be/KyPjE1Sn-Ts

pretty entertaining and over the top lore, good videos to fall asleep to

youtu.be/Z9xMnVfg_n0

An Eisenhorn movie trilogy would actually work perfectly. I just started the third book but it's got action, adventure, mystery and you don't really need much background knowledge.

Reminder that Magnus is the best Primarch second to no one other than himself to the point that the only person who could fuck him over was himself.

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I feel like the only way they could make 40k into kino is have it animated

IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

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I'll play with you bro

literally did everything wrong, I cannot think of a single person primarch or not who's fucked up more

They totally fuck each other don’t they

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>best Primarch second to no one other than himself

But then he took a knee to the back.

i think space marines have no dick

no they do according to the Grey Knights and first few HH books, to the point Imperial roasties seethe that they don't have any sex drive

They do, they just don't bother with such things at all. Being in their position, I wouldn't too. Some Space Marines like Emperor's Children have too much dicks.

Considering that one is a rotten pile of pus-bloated gore, probably not

can anyone explain this to me? if Emperor is 10x more powerful as a corpse (worshipped by trillions as a god) compared to when he had physical form, doesn’t that mean that Horus Heresy was planned by him? it makes more sense than “Humanity’s most powerful figure makes most retarded mistakes ever and destroys his own empire”

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why would you possibly think he's more powerful?

Maybe since he doesn't have to worry about physical reality he can focus completely on the mental part which I'm pretty sure is his mind flying around the warp making sure humanity can still talk to each other or some shit

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>if Emperor is 10x more powerful as a corpse (worshipped by trillions as a god) compared to when he had physical form
Nope. The Golden Throne is actually physically taxing, not empowering (when the Emperor went to fight Horus, his friend and advisor Malcador took his place on the throne, and he immediately died from the stress as soon as he got off). He's basically 99.99% dead, and has to focus all of his psychic power on fighting off the chaos gods, keeping the warp portal under the palace closed, and keeping the Astronomican lit.

I think 40k is fucking cool. I’m listening to the book fulgrim right now

its implied in many books and makes sense, when Guilliman saw him he said that he seemed far more powerful but also far less human.

he could do that anyway when he had a working body

thats the most garbage book out of them all, retarded shit like fulgrim falling to the chaos because of the fucking sword makes no sense

>implying

The Emperor has to be one of the dumbest characters in fiction. Why didn't he
>Give Peturabo some recognition and non-shitty jobs
>Put Angron out of his misery
>Actually explain things to Mortarion and Magnus
>Have a long, fedora-tipping talk with Lorgar

best chapter?
GW needs to get their shit together, 40k could make great movies. didn't kubrick consider making one?

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you know you lost the lottery of live when you are born one of many billion imperial citizens who will be sacreficed to hold of some cosmic horror advancing by 0,0001s

but hey, for honor and the Emprah

He said "this may be my next movie" in regards to the book Inquisitor. It would have been very interesting, considering how strange and polarizing the book is.

>be an inquisitor
>put together a team
>solve mysteries and root out heresy
>travel to loads of different worlds
>almost unlimited authority
>can be as pure or radical as you want

Fulgrim was a self absorbed faggot he was an easy target. The sword was corrupted and messed with his bitch mind.

Im on book 2 of the Horus Heresy book series
how are the books overall?
im aware there like 50+

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I cant imagine a 40k movie could work

only as an anime

>2019
>still no movie

>not being a commissar
>you have duties
>but you can kill your time by killing guardsmen

Watch astartes fan film on YouTube there’s five parts so far

>Life is the Emperor’s currency, spend it well
>Do not ask the Emperor to save your life; instead, ask where it is he wishes you to die.
>There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt

HH is good
Gaunts Ghosts is the best, though

The Thing as in the rock guy or The Thing as in the shapeshifting vore monster?

Remember the orcs in the warcraft movie? Imagine a 40k movie looking like that. Live action seems retarded and animated seems meh but quality CGI would be perfect.

4

oh yea, it was kind of great
but he doesnt care about making money
no film director would start this project without wanting to make mad dosh, so the grimdark future will be turned into pegi16, a comedy with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker

a series is coming out end of year, hopefully

I want a slice of live 40k movie about some ork buddies having a great road trip across the galaxy, doing drugs and dakka

only for the cuddly rat people

The thing is at this point in entertainment I wouldn't be surprised if a testosterone fueled grim dark loyal 40k movie made absolute bank. No pandering no nonsense just bloody gory action

>cuddly

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oh it would but there’s no way a studio is gonna risk money on an R rated full cgi for an untested IP

agreed just need someone brave enough to do it, the guys involved in Angels of Death made some great fan films so at least they know what their doing hopefully GW gives them the freedom and cash to do it

Either or

>The Golden Throne
Wait I'm a bit confused. How powerful is the machine? Did humans actually built the thing in the first place? You make it sounds like the machine is a one-of-a-kind thingy.

just look at this little guy

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There is a sub on reddit called r/Sigmarxism that is basically where all the antifa/sjw people have made their stand against "fascists" of the rest of the 40k community. It is entirely as s0i filled as humanly possible.

Luckily, these people were thwarted in overtaking the hobby....thus far. The entire setting is much too triggering for most of them.

Imagine cringing so hard you tear a hole in the piece of paper that is used to demonstrate warp travel but that piece of paper is actually your anus
This is 40K

you got the pingu edit?

>broke open the barrier holding the entire warp at bay

no-one knows, the god emperor found it on holy terra but its believed it was originally designed for something else, what? who the fuck knows

humans built it during their golden age
compared to that they are back to stoneage in 40k

got any caps? sounds funny but i'm not going there

>the Tau

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Humans built it yes but it's so complex that no one can figure out how to rebuild it. Its basically a device used to manipulate the warp and real space to create webway tunnels originally but it can also be used to keep the emperor's soul from shattering.

>Cain novels

Based. Cain would make for a great tv adaptation actually. That or Eisenhorn.

They vary wildy from book to book. The only thing I can remember is that you can skip Battle for the Abyss, it's bad and doesn't contribute to the HH overarching plot.

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>How powerful is the machine?
Immensely. The Emperor only intended for two people to ever use it (himself and Magnus) and they're among the most powerful psykers in the setting.
>Did humans actually built the thing in the first place?
The specifics are not entirely known. The Emperor found it on Earth, but nobody knows its exact origin or how it works exactly. It once started to break down, and the only ones who were able to fix it were the Dark Eldar, who are evil space elves who specialize in horrific torture machinery.

seconding this request

...

>Harrassed

Do they mean actual harrasment, or just no-one telling them how brave and unique and special they are at every opportunity?

yes

>The Emperor? Sorry bro, not really a fan of corpse on a chair.

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Skitarii are the best thing to happen to the NuLore, second only to Newcrons.

Humanity’s third most powerful psyker literally melted after sitting on it for 10 minutes

immortal demigod (human) lives through the ages, eventually brings mankind into the space age but also there are demon gods that were born from widespread degeneracy by psychic species across the universe

god emperor of mankind creates children from his own genes, scientifically making them like 9 foot tall or something, each of the children is whisked off to different planets by the Chaos Gods, Emperor tracks them down, gives them their own military battalions

eventually the emperors favorite son gets corrupted by chaos gods by getting stabbed by a special knife, leads a rebellion, all the children are either dead, turned to chaos demons or lost in the warp, and the emperor is the in a coma on life support basically

that was thousands of years before the "modern" warhammer 40k timeline. humanity has now degenerated into some weird sci-fi/steampunk/cyberpunk thing also with psychics who fight against all Xenos aka alien races

>sit throne
>hand empire to Guilliman
big E ain't dumb

The best thing about Chaos is the fact that they are the only faction that realizes that they live in a fantasy universe with space ships

So from what I understand the entire identity of transsexuals is just feeling misunderstood for having a gross fetish. Am I correct?

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>Big E retires and hands over the empire to his son after it has been well and truly fucked due to his poor choices

God of Boomers

The best part about Chaos is being a convenient plot device for when Black Library can't come up with a quick solution. For instance
>tyranids about to rek Baal?
lol sudden chaos invasion

I forgot point 3
>become a true god

Hello Goy’vesa, have you submitted yourself to the Greater Good? The (((Ethereals))) will tell you all about it!

That guy looks fuckin rad

As if Ka'bandha would ever let anyone else fuck up Baal

If you don't count end times and Age of Shitmar, then I agree.

AoS has better rules than 40k at the moment

>The best part about Chaos is being a convenient plot device for when Black Library can't come up with a quick solution.

Daemon Ex Machina.

Fucking beautiful.

youtu.be/g-MteECxZUY

Is this kino?

I got this atm, otherwise I'd have to dig a bit.

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The original plan was to have Horus lead and protect the physical Empire, while Big E ushered Psychic humans to live in the webway. The Imperium was to be Horus's birthright.

...but then he fucked all that up.

The rules are good.

The entire structure and base of the lore is shit, though. It's just magic the gathering realms bullshit.

Tau scum

You mean erebus fucked all that up

>mortifactor
get outta here bone-nigger

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>hey nerd, wanna commit some Heresy? I won't tell your gay-ass friends

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he's more powerful becuase he's been fed psyker souls, by the 1000, every single day for 10,000 years. That's a shit ton of psyker energy.

In canon, novel Throneworld I think, an Eldar farseer, who literally laughs at Slaanesh, which shows you how giant her balls are, is petrified by the Big E upon 'a towering pyre of souls'.

Fuck Imperium and death to the Corpse Emperor!

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Checked
Post the link
It needs audio

>ripping off
>ripping off wrong
s m h just post it at that point t b h
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The unit quotes in Dawn of War are some of the best in any game.

That's like saying because you've been fed 2500 calories a day for 20 years you're some sort of nuclear reactor.

He burns those souls up as fuel, he isn't storing that shit. He's more powerful because there's a galaxy of quadrillions believing that he is a God, which is reflected in the Warp as him actually being a God.

>BOSS, WE GOTTA GO
>WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIE
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AoS is dumbed down trash with baby's first magic realm for lore

>mfw you’ll never get to be an imperial guardsmen

You ought to be fucking smiling then. Are there seriously people left who *don't* get how the Imperial Guard are near-useless gunfodder who only get played because without 'em you can't have shit like the Kievan Rus?

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it's a milieu for massed force, not individual characters though. Ciaphas Cain, HERO of the IMPERIUM, is a total anomaly

>he'd rather be a pseudo-servitor toiling in a Hive without ever seeing the sun for his entire pointless existence

Join the Imperial Guard! See exotic new worlds and die for the Emperor on them!

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emperor and the primarchs in one picture

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dumb fuck heres part 1 their are 4 parts so far

they just keep "alive" because he powers astronomican

pity the guardsmen

That's it The planetary Governor doesn't like your tone, off to the penal legion with you

Within the limits of my personal awareness GW was the first to appreciate orcish comic potential and use it to make them a more appealing choice. I'll always appreciate them for that.

I posted part one but was lazy and then made the other user post the rest

We-w-we're here t-to serve, master

also keeps holy terra safe without him they get overrun by rape demons in 0.02 seconds

wait what they're volunteers? I'm not an expert on 40K and I took as read every human not crippled or a retard was automatically drafted as soon as they reached legal age

WITNESS

must be embarrassing to die to an ork

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So back when people understood technology as more than sorcerous wonders of a fallen age, how did they control machine spirits?

They use prayer and sacred oils now, but back then presumably they knew better?

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That's because GW Orks/Orcs were based off 80s British football hooligans instead of being totally-not-niggers like most sci-fi/fantasy settings.

>how do I know who the bad guys are?
>simple if you shoot and hit, its a bad guy if you miss its one of ours
>oh yea, that is easy

No point having soldiers if there's no guns for them to fire. The foundries and factories must be filled as well as the legions.

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>not just playing Slaanesh

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Perty is hands down the best primarch

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I think it's a Fantasy Battle thing specifically but I'm sure I've correctly remembered the "Snotling Square", which was a cluster of the little shits lugging an explosive guaranteed to kill most enemies along with the snotlings themselves.

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Orks work because they're both silly and deadly serious at the same time, and unlike an ebil clown they have no edginess to them, either.
They're just a bunch of fucking retards whose sole notion of entertainment is fighting and they're way too good at it.

just going to dump 40k stuff

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based

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they think of humanity and their God you fucking xeno scum
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Reminder that Orkz have already won. All they want is a constant endless fight and that's exactly what they have.

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dreadnoughts are scary

>you fucking xeno scum
this hurt , I play Black Templars

Stupid, gay manchild shit that seems like bad fan fiction written by 15 year old dorks

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Am I scary too brother?

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But only when they don't have a head

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Cute

try not to be so heretical then

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What is a good place to start the books? At my local bookstore they are all just shoved together in no order and it is intimidating to look at, I can't even seem to find an order or storyline. Just random titles with 40k on the top.

>head is in the crotch

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It's not a linear story. You can jump in almost anywhere. Just avoid Horus Heresy stuff for now.

Horus rising
False gods
Galaxy in flames
These are the starting trilogy for the heresy books

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forgot the (you)

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there's no order. Start with Helsreach, it's popular and gives a good gentle intro to the universe.

Here's the first part of it on audiobook with fan art depicting the scenes that's really good youtube.com/watch?v=SUplioG2DC4

>we are da Emprah's greenest, we cannot fail
fuck I love orks

better version

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No you should read horus heresy books 1-2/3 to get a background. Then pretty much whatever. I read the lore in the official rulebook (really good resource) then heresy 1 and 2 then jumped into eisenhorn (really good series). Also you can find everything online

I still like this one but brad pitt should play guilliman

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Too old

People didn't believe in "machine spirits" back then. They knew what they had was advanced A.I.

And they controlled them like anyone would, commands and maintenance....until the Men of Iron rebellion (aka Bulterian Jihad ripoff)

plus it has the best marines, the Black Templars. the salamanders are cool as well

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40k shouldn't be live action period. I seriously don't understand why everyone cums over live action so hard. CGI is by far a better way to show the 40k universe

incoming saddest chapter
>For those we cherish, we die in glory!
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so who is that guy? and he's a ginger too so wtf?

That's not the Soul Drinkers

they are fun

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Lot of anons recc the first three Horus Heresy novels for a grounding, Ciaphas Cain, Eisenhorn and Gaunt's Ghosts also get a lot of reccs (I haven't personally read them).
Keep in mind that there are over 100 (or is it over 200 now?) 40k novels and most are not very high quality, and many of them contradict official lore or the lore of other books and soft-canonize really stupid shit.
I'd try to stick to books anons assure you aren't hot garbage.

best option is warcraft movie cgi style, like some user mentioned earlier, but good luck ever making that happen, still even just as voice actors most of those are solid

>This is literally canon with Tankbustas

>The childlike thing's eyes opened wider and she began to scream when the profane artifact touched her skin. It was the scream of a newborn being tortured to death. It was the scream of a child over dead parents. It was a scream of such horror and revulsion as to deny sanity. For one instant, the inquisitor allowed a smile to grace his scared face. He knew to the Exodite witchchild that there was no greater pain than this. He crushed the feeling of ecstasy with the cold fury and disgust that had sustained him since the first memories of his parents beating him as a toddler all the way through thousands of campaigns and thankless conflict. Servants of the Emperor should have no love save to the Emperor, no happiness save to the Emperor, and no loyalty save to the Emperor. All else was either meaningless or to be scorned.

>The xeno youngling didn’t stop to breathe as she screamed, blood pouring from her eyes and nose, and she did not stop screaming for a very long time. Her head finally exploded like a seismic grenade. Partially crystallized brain matter and neural fluid erupting in a fountain of gore. A blastwave of released psychic energy fading to nothing as it struck against the inquisitor's null aura, covering the inquisitor’s face with the remains of her. The witch's body sagged in the restraints. The inquisitor breathed out a shuddering sigh as he plucked an eyeball from his cheek, and gently brushed the xeno's lower jaw, only held on by strands of flesh and muscle, with his non-mechanical hand. So sweet, yet so short. He wondered if the other prisoners' screams would be as succulent when exposed to the Slaaneshi artifact.

Imperialfags will unironically defend this

came in here to post this
here's 1-4 in one clip
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Which inquisitor was this? Someone like Eisenhorn would never do something so low

Live action Guillemane should be played by Robert Pattinson, if he's willing to spend the time in the gym getting swole

youtube.com/watch?v=QAoONl2P8fw
here fren

Do not try to read 40k linearly. 30k is meant to be read after you read 40k or else you lose a great deal of retrospective and ruin your 40k experience. Read 40k to understand the setting and find your favorite character/faction then read 30k to fill in the gap about them. I would recommend Fire Caste and Dark Imperium

That inquisitor will have tentacles, 5 tits, and a horn by the end of the month

I sure hope you mean Warcraft cutscene CGI style, since the Warcraft movie had horrendous tacky live action clashing with weirdly-proportioned hyper-realistic noble savage green niggers.

>Which inquisitor was this
99% of them, they are cunts

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>xeno witch

It needed to die, give that man a medal

thats not a terrible idea, but can he pull of being thousands of years old? I doubt it, he's a decent actor but he lacks gravitas

It's from a fanfic, probably his own since he's been spamming it in the 40k general for days.

I was talking about the pure cgi from the movie obviously, no live action

A group of imperial guards stand their ground on a hill, surrounded by orks from all sides, out of ammunition, the orks are advancing, the commander has an idea, he orders all of his men to point their rifles at orks and mimic gunshot sounds, soon the orks are closing on the trenches, the soldiers start *PEWPEWPEWPEW* and the orks start dropping, the imperial guards are overjoyed, this continues for some time until a group of orks do not fall from the gunshot mimic sounds, so the soldiers mimic louder and louder, until the orks are so close they can her them saying something, then when they are in reach of the imperial guards they are hard saying "imatankimatankimatank".

this would work

behold the latest work of mars

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>A single eldar witch remained, her face blackened by soot, her silver hair singed and burned. She looked up at the Lord of the Drakes, eyes watering, rage telegraphed in the tightness of her lips and the angle of her brow. The faltering kine-shield that had spared her life crackled and disappeared into ether.

>She was not much older than a child, a witchling. Teeth clenched, fighting the grief at the death of her coven, the eldar offered up her wrists in surrender.

>Numeon and the others had just breached the crowds, which were now slowly dissipating into the wider desert and being mopped up diligently by Nemetor and the rest of the Legion. In the wake of the fleeing civilians, the true cost of the eldar’s escape attempt was revealed. Men, women, children; Khar-tans and Imperials alike, lay dead. Crushed. Blood ran in red rivulets across the sand, the death toll in the hundreds.

>Amongst them a solitary figure was conspicuous, crowded by a clutch of battered remembrancers unwilling to let anyone close, desperate to defend her unmoving body. Vulkan saw her last of all, the shock of this discovery turning to anger on his noble face. His eyes blazed, embers flickered to infernos.

>The eldar child raised her hands higher, defiance turning into fear upon her features. Numeon held the others back, warning them with a look not to intervene. Glaring down at her, Vulkan raised his fist…

>Don’t do it…

>…and turned the air into fire.

>...eldar child’s screams didn't end. Vulkan made sure to draw it out, and her disturbingly human screams merged with the roar of the flames, turning into one horrific cacophony of sound. When it was over and the last xenos was a smoking husk of burned meat, Vulkan looked up and met the gaze of the Night Lords, a bloodthirsty grin on his face...

Vulkan, truly a compassionate soul.

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I don't know if the movie CGI was off or if they made the same mistake as that Jungle Book movie (and many "talking animals" realistic CGI movies) and tried to insert normally proportioned human facial features into an inhuman face, but even the Warcraft movie's orcs were fucked up.
Warcraft 3 cinematics and WoW cinematics up until this one here are the most kino CGI I've ever seen and it's a damn shame we've only seen one butchered half-attempt of a full film using it.
youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck

so someone did it finally, great, not giving credit where it is due is shitty as fuck tho, so fuck that guy, still good

ok kid, the cgi was not only fine it was great, i'm sorry you never got to see arthas, but their was no reason for him to ever be in it, I remeber one of you kids bitching for weeks their were no night elves, wow kiddies are old cancer. Still cut the live action all the pure cgi stuff was near perfect

Whats next? will you have a problem with our new guardsmen as well

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Dan Stevens?

DELEEEEEEEEEEET

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>kid kid kid
Underage pls, you're not disguising yourself. The orcs' faces were incredibly detailed and incredibly disgusting uncanny valley shit. The flick was trash.

legion? fuck no, why would you ever think he could be guilliman? he's a good legion but no

sure thing kid, complain their were no blood elves next, or just play the fucking game the movie was wc1 and even incorporated later ret-cons to satisfy the children aka you

Friendly reminder that girlyman is dead and he is now alpharius

dorn sure is dumb

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Ultramarines Omnibus

>can't even deny how ugly and boring the orc dindus were so he starts screaming about elves
Not surprising, you really do need brain damage to be a Warcraftfag in the current year.

Please tell me this thread is full of adults. I need this.

KEK

it is

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fan movies are kino

Death of hope
Helsreach
Astartes
Guardsmen 2018
fortress monastery

>every psyker ever

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I know you are not saying this about the emperor

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Friendly reminder that GW only makes 60 millions per year so there is absolutely no way they will sink 200 millions into a movie

they would partner with a studio ya dolt

The Emperor is God, why are you trying to include him in a discussion about beings that are not God.

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didn't bother cause the orcs all looked great, I just know why your actually butthurt
>muh lichking
>muh illidan
i've heard it to many times not to

35 here, so yea I guess

look its ok that you /tg/fags come here really its cool, but don't try and talk about anything involving the film industry k, that isn't how an IP works

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PORE OVER FIELD REPORTS UNTIL YOUR EYES FAIL AND BE CONVERTED INTO AN HONOURED SERVO-SKULL TO HOLD A LAMP IN THAT OFFICE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!

STAND IN LINE TO SUBMIT FORMS, MARRY THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU, HAVE CHILDREN AND RAISE THEM TO STAND IN LINE ONCE YOU ARE DEAD AND GONE!

I don't understand why. All of humanity are in the "In" group of the fascism. They don't exclude black people or brown people. Just mutants. And fuck mutants, they are impure.

Daddy Imps destroyed all religions so no one is excluded for being Yiddish. It's the post-modern utopia the atheists used to dream of. So what's the problem?

HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!

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why would anyone want to be in a position that's only a babystep better than the life of an Imperial Guardsman (unless you luck out and end up being 1 of the million Commissars who doesnt get slaughtered by their own regiment or the enemy, but I guess the same applies to any IG grunt)

Because the Imperium is facist? and retarded SJWs or whatever cant separate fantasy from real life.
>And fuck mutants, they are impure.
Fuck you buddy! #Notallmutants

40k really is fun!

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too bad the novel about made him into a petulant manchild

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#YesAllMutants

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>PORE OVER FIELD REPORTS UNTIL YOUR EYES FAIL AND BE CONVERTED INTO AN HONOURED SERVO-SKULL TO HOLD A LAMP IN THAT OFFICE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!
That's the lucky guy in the Administratum. At least field reports can occasionally be exciting, most likely if you're some Administratum bureaucrat you'd be processing toilet paper requisition paperwork or forms for the importation of pencil erasures.

Sure, the ones that let us navigate our ships and communicate along vast distances via the warp can stay. They're the #goodones. And maybe the ones that turn off psykers and the psykers that all go on the Black Ships to the big farm in the sky.

But all those other ones can eat bolter.

There's a reason Navigators live in a tower far from the rest of the crew, and it's not because it helps them read the warp.

#LiterallyAllMutantsEvenTheOnesWeTechnicallyNeed

Papa nurgle cares not for the color of your skin. its all green in the end

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what the fuck

>literally murdered his sister in a fit of autistic incel rage

It does. They need special shield to prevent being possessed and their skeletal structure can't handle normal gravity. Also they need a place to have sex while the normies incel do the fighting

having the warp stare at you all your life would make anyone like that. He still had the greatest scientific mind out of all the primarchs

>"Beastman bad. Bad Beastman. Dirty. Emperor no like. Beastman love Emperor. Give blood to Emperor. Give heads to Emperor. Say sorry."

beastmen are pure

CGI won't do the dirt, smoke and grime justice. The little things, the rattle of small chains and scraped and clanks of armour, the sense of weight and smell through the screen.

I'm thinking Hard to be a God meets Labyrinth.

>im not getting enough recognition or attention and this weird thing in the sky is looking at me so im going to join forces with literal demons and damn mankind forever

nah, fuck off

>says he likes Warcraft 1
>is obsessed with post-retcon orcs
Metzen's noble green niggers are the worst part of Warcraft you underage cuckold. I don't care which game they adapted since they would've retconned it to shit anyway. Keep spouting the same shit, you can't hide your love of green cock.
>faggot prefers green niggers to the objectively best orks because orks don't have cocks to suck

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>just scrapes the surface of his character
>uses profanity
Dorne is a simp ya baby

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Technically the second big E dies and the warp rift tears open. Then right after that Vulkans amulet activates in the golden throne and basically detonates in the warp fucking up the chaos gods brutally, taking Terra with it.

He has it built into his genetic code. Perturabo is a glorified Mekboy at best. He is even subservient to a human like Mekboy is to a Warboss

well played

people sure love to hate on the best primarch

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Currently playing Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 1. I just finished the mission where we have to kill the "Warboss" Ork guy.

So are the Orks supposed to be inspired after Jamaicans or something? They talk like stereotypical Jamaican drug cartel members. Their buildings are spelt like stereotypical 1990s Jamaican gangsters.

>space elves about to wake their edgiest god
>a revived primarch trying to fix shit but imperium might be too fucked to be saved
>orcs winnin'
>chaos shitting everything up
>Cadia fell
>tyranids eating everything
>Tau are in disarray
ruh roh, I see another fucking end times coming up and another age of sigmar

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please be in melbourne

>necrons are still sleeping

>Vulkans amulet activates in the golden throne and basically detonates
you and all of human kind hope that happens, better result, but I don't think so, your acting like the chaos gods aren't intelligent, they know

They know, that's why they aren't pressing the attack.

say all you want, but orks are one of two factions that are having fun. other might be dark eldar

Hey, dumbass. Khorne invaded Terra after Cadia fell. His daemons would have managed to reach the throne room if the Primarch didn't arrive to Terra to save the situation.

They were going to do that but they changed direction after their last CEO left, so now we have all these weird developments with probably another decade of stasis before anything happens

at this point who gives a fuck about those metal fags

everything will end with nids. they were written way to strong for them to not eat everything

They don't know but the problem is that it doesn't kill the big 4 but it would kill the emperors body, destroy the astronomicon and both Terra and Mars probably.

So the Imperium would be stuffed, but at the moment half of the place is cut off from Terra anyway because of the ridiculous decision to move the plot forward in the dumbest way possible. So maybe it wouldn't matter in the long run.

Primaris are being made with traitor gene-seed could be a heresy 2 electric boogaloo

Cadia never fell

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And he sent a single Bloodthirster. 1. There are more than 16 millions Bloodthirsters. The Invasion on Terra was a diversion so they could take Vorlese and box the Imperial into the Sol system. Even Khorne doesn't want to kill the Emperor

They know about the Talisman. That's why they tried to killed Vulkan before he reached Terra. The Talisman cause irrecoverable damage to the Pantheon that they will forever lose control on the Materium if it goes off. This is straight from the Emperor himself. People often said the Emperor fought off the Warp for 10k years. In fact, he never fought anything. The Dark Gods don't dare to fight him because the Emperor is holding a dead man switch. All the excerpt describing them circling around the Emperor's soul waiting for him to die by himself.

Cockney hooligans and thugs. Mixed with fantasy orcs, in spess.
Also it dates back to 1987.

2 is better, and 3 is the best, didn't bother reading the rest of w/e the fuck you posted something about green niggers or something ,fuck off WoW kiddie

thrall was long before WoW you stupid faggot

What's the deal with those 2(?) Primarchs named after Alpha & Omega
They're like twins or something? But one might be dead?

That Plague Marine looks too clean. I hate the new MOBA-esque artstyle that now pervades GW.

The Imperial Guard could wipe the floor with the Space Marines if they ever decided to get rid of them for some reason

I would hope so, even if only for justice's sake.

Friendly reminder that this man did nothing wrong. I shant have it.

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Suffer not the Xenos

That's a bit disingenuous, mankind is by far the most developed and extensive faction in 40K. Most of the other races are quite simple in organization, barring maybe the leldar.

I think they learned not to piss off the player base after they saw the fallout of WHFB fans reaction to AoS.

But you can tell AoS'ing 40k was a plan at one point.

I'd hire this guy in a heartbeat desu. Just get him some good screenwriters.
youtube.com/watch?v=V2B6de1Geks

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Maybe twins, maybe a single primarch with two aliases, maybe a single schizo primarch that manifests two distinct personalities, maybe it's all a sham.

kino, would pay to watch

I never mentioned WoW you stupid faggot

I mean, it's not his fault that he got corrupted like a bitch, being a filthy psyker and all. That's why we need to exterminate them all.

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>maybe it's all a sham
its this, don't look into it

Nice fantasy kid

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they wouldn't even be able to handle the space ships of the space marines

sure thing
>117786734
>posts rise of the lichking
get fucked kid

Who knows, Ian? This might even be my next moo-vie.

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now kiss

>slannesh

Absolutely mogged

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That's a thunder warrior, though.

don't forget the acid spit

and?
thats why the guard is so fucking great, they hold the line

I said Warcraft franchise CGI cinematics were good up until that point, slowanon. It has nothing to do with anything else I said. Your delusions are getting more and more contrived.

Adepta Sororitas will never return your calls. Sorry kid.

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they need a man to BLAM them to keep them in order.

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and I said the cgi in the film was much much better and so was the scenes, but your just obsessed with fucking arthas and green niggers

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From what I've gathered his original plan was to mostly starve the Chaos gods of attention and worship, severely marginalizing their powers to the point of them no longer being issue. They took offense with that and fucked up his most prized creations to tear his empire apart, this in turn led to him being interned into the life support system we know as the golden throne and himself being deified (which he was completely against), which in turn gave him extra power since his presence is now mostly focused in the warp. Aside from the four dominant Chaos gods he’s the fifth entity to have a solid and powerful presence that rivals their power, this was never his intent as he wanted to break the reliance, instead he has now joined their domain as another major power.

I told you the movie's CGI was good, user. What was fucked was whatever they did to the orcs' faces to try to humanize them more.
Orcs are supposed to look almost as cartoonish as the Orks they're ripped off from, not some gentle giant humie with an underbite.

Fucking space stacies dunking on us gamers

I don't know who that user was but he is right. Just leave it be, look over there, xenos doing evil stuf

No, because he's stuck in that chair, literally. He has to stay there and be fed 1000 psykers a day just to control the astrololicon so ships don't get eaten in the warp. This prevents him from fulfilling any sort of plan he might have had at some point.

>I told you the movie's CGI was good, user
no you didn't you bitched about orcs eyes, and still are
>117786881
I said it was good and you've kept trying to argue with me until this post, glad you've seen the light

Emprah would still be as powerful if he would accept worship before HH. But since he was a raging fedora, he fucked it up. His plan was to eradicate religion because he thought that it was empowering chaos, so he did NOT want to be worshiped. But the tiny detail that he didn't knew was that, chaos fed off the emotions and while even if complete atheism would barr chaos from the material (which it can not) religion was in fact, the only weapon to counter-attack chaos. With its militant atheist actions, emperor laid open the gate for potential corruption.
If he would want to be worshipped in the first place, he wouldnt assault Lorgar.

I didn't mention their eyes at all m8
>The orcs' faces were incredibly detailed and incredibly disgusting uncanny valley shit
The CGI was detailed, but it was wasted on the fucked overly-human facial structure the concept artists came up with.

Again with the lying? He sent 8 of his elite Greater Daemons. The objective was to tell the Emperor as the text says. Enough with your bullshit.

>there are no kinos detailing the life of an Astartes, from the day he begins training to the day his body is entombed in a dreadnought

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I guess we will just disagree, they were cartoony and yet emotive, idk hate on it if you want, I just wonder if your really upset about the orcs since they were not only the best part of the movie they were almost exactly a I pictured them for 20+ years

>8 of his elite Greater Daemons
Ok so I am a little bit off. It is still 8 out of 16 millions. Not even his elite named ones like Kabandha and Skarbrand were there. And Guilliman is the one who realize that it is a diversion. I don't think you are smarter than him

and thats a good thing, I’d rather use my own imagination than watch pozzed and watered down faggy hollywood version of 40k

look into the alpha legion yourself they are easily the most based and needlessly convoluted space marine legion out there.
they can´t call you a traitor legion if your battle cry is "for the emperor!"

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