MUH DUNGEYONS AND DWAGONS!!!!

based and ancient-red-dragon-pilled

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likes poon

Why were people here so outraged about Arthur having a faggot teacher when you all gleefully watch Faggot Things?

These kids are playing AD&D and aren't even using the unearthed arcana supplement books. What a bunch of plebs

Does anyone actually play DnD as young as the kids on this show? It's got so many complicated rules, I can barely keep up as a boomer.

A LITTLE «WILL« LIVES IN MY HEART, MOURNING THE SUNNY DAYS OF «YUGIOH» DUELS WITH FRIENDS LONG LOST, IN THE FAR YEARS OF THE FIRST HALF OF THE FIRST DECADE OF THIS OUR TWENTYFIRST CENTURY.

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Daily reminder that Will Byers is gay and probably in love with Mike.

>Will Byers, twelve, is a sweet, sensitive kid with sexual identity issues.
From the original pitch for Stranger Things

>Will with the Cute Girl, dancing awkwardly. But his eyes aren't on the cute girl. They are on Mike, who is dancing with Eleven.
From the original script for the Snow Ball

>Lonnie used to say he was queer. Called him a fag.
Joyce to Hopper after Will's original disappearance

>"Will's in fairyland now, right? Flying around with all the other little fairies, all happy and gay."
Bully from season one

>"It's not my fault you don't like girls."
Mike destroying Will in season three. The expression on Will's face says it all.

Absolutely meant to be gay. But most likely it's a big tease and won't go anywhere because it would alienate the incels to make the sensitive boy gay instead of a late bloomer or loser.

Will has a crush on Mike and will compete with Eleven for Mike's affections in Season 4, but by the time Mike finally decides to get with El she'll already have been seduced by Max. Screencap this.

She's into animals. likes some horse dick.

who doesn't though

He talks about the Mind Flayer but what about the Face Raper?

or the Ass Gaper?

Honestly Mike should just go with Will. El already dumped and spied him. Also she seems to care about him less. All women are thots

I bet he ends up being asexual

I've never played dnd my friends and I were gonna get around to it but none of us read the manuals and no one wanted to be the dungeon master so the idea died

Cucks Steve by coming out as lesbian, after dick teasing him practically the entire season.

Yes it's the best part about being a boyscout. 5e makes it so even normalfags can understand it

>he never had a sad coming of age moment with his friends during childhood where he realized his imagination was dead

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Yes, didn't you see the sex scene in episode 6

Based and accurate pasta.

>everyone turns literally gay by the series end.
This show is just woke enough to pull that bullshit too

I think it's interesting how writers, seemingly accidentally, write gay characters with accurate psychological trauma even though they would most likely vehemently deny any psychological cause of homosexuality. Will, for example, has an absent father and an overbearing mother.

but what if it is D&D with nerdy girls

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I bet that lady was happy when she was told her 40 year old ass could play a teenager

She looked so lonely and nerdy and had the same hair and glasses as my first wife

Fuck off back to your general zoomer

How new are you?

This kid has the worst acting I’ve ever seen even for a child actor

Is it even possible to not fall in love with him? Except the men hating dyke Max obviously

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this, but unironically? there was literally a dialogue in S3 when he said something like "I'm never falling inlove" to Joyce

Not really. He is by far the best among the kids, and was completely wasted on mostly playing the monster radar system in season 3. Nevertheless he still had the most emotionally touching scenes in all of the "teen drama" content in season 3.

His work in season 2 portraying the possession was also pretty much universally acclaimed as outstanding and exceeding expectations of the other actors and the show runners.

i had a birthday party at a roller skating rink and didn't give a fuck about yugioh, but some jackass brought his BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON card, stole the spotlight from me the fucking birthday boy because apparently all the cunts i invited loved yugioh more than me, so i fucked off and skated alone, then apparently someone stole his card or he lost it or something and the party ground to a halt as he screamed and cried about losing his gay fucking card. i just wanted to tell you all that i'm still mad.
also fuck stranger things, LCD trash

Or it's about a kid who hasn't hit puberty yet and just likes his fantasy games.

>oh precious mah precious don’t you want to play D&D my master?

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All the kids are trash. The only acceptable one is the uglier one that hangs out with based Steve

He literally just wanted to hang out with his friends like he did before all the shit went down in season one. Now his friends are into girls and don't care about spending time with him. Why is this board so fucking retarded?

I’m not gay but I just want to know what kissing those lips feel like

The fat kid that can’t talk because he has no teeth is shitty, the one who plays Will is the only decent kid actor that has real future in Hollywood

That sounds pretty gay to me

It’s really jarring. He’s like the only kid that isn’t up to the standard of the rest of them. He always seems out of place

cringe for failing to pick up on the most obvious faggot hints in the world

like rubbing your lips on a warm kosher lemon rind
and yes you are very fucking gay and that's a good thing, 4channel is an inclusive community

>He always seems out of place
His character is literally socially awkward weirdo nerd that’s possibly gay hanging with straight ppl, you expect him to be a charismatic chad in his scenes?

I didn't find this bit realistic at all.
Their age my friends just wanted to play video games and tabletop games, nobody cared about girls.

Of course he’ll have a future in Hollywood

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this. he may or may not be gay, but the scene was detailing the struggle will is having not relating anymore to his best friends. they are maturing faster than he is, dating girls and all that, while will is just trying to get his life back to 'normal' after being possessed and killed once before.

I’m talking about his shitty acting being out of place, goddamn retard

The only child characters I liked (as a child) were the charismatic baby-chads, yes. There is no room for this melodrama. Just go be the Loser's Club lite even though they remade It just to dab on cuckflix for stealing the tone.
A 12-year-old me (who'd read It) would drop Stranger Things very early on and make fun of any kids who haven't as faggots.

>This isn't a board of telepaths
Seems like you are a little bit out of place too

Mike's rapid back-peddling after saying it made it seem like he knew he'd implied something that was a sore spot for Will

He had like 2 scenes the entire season you faggot, he was a background character, why does it matter how good or bad his acting was, he had no impact on how good/bad S3 was

Mike was just a good friend who didn’t want to hurt his sensitive friend. I’m sure he would back peddling regardless he’s gay or not

Sorry to hear that man. Fuck that kid.

i dont think so
when we were kids EVERYONE knew who the gay kids were
in 2000, so when we were in around year 6, we all knew already
there was one guy in primary, he already spoke and acted like a girl and had zero guy friends
the next guy in year 8 i think who transferred was foreign so we couldnt tell right away, but it became pretty clear when he would only hang around girls

if will was gay, he wouldnt hang around the lads and would talk like a sissy, he would have been way more chummy with 11 and max

You're wrong he doesn't like girls he likes women and will finish what Billy started

I just wanted to point it out to see the reaction from you faggot. I’m not disappointed

You faggots are mad that a kid is upset over a game when you're the same in your 30s

He’s def gay. When you’re around Finn Wolfhard long enough, everyone turns gay, even the frogs. Yes, i’d go gay for him. The actor is probably gay for him too.

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I like how Will got more development than Lucas in the entire span of the series despite having less screentime.
I feel Lucas is the kid that's just kinda there.

based

I was a fag and I always hung out with boys more than girls. I was the shy clumsy retarded one the others would look after just like Will.

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Why does society want to double down on the "sex is inherently evil and purity is a status symbol" shit?

What the fuck are you talking about?
Will literally has zero development in 3 seasons. I thought they were gonna show the more normal side of him this season, but nope, he’s still more stoic than Bran Stark in season 8 even when he’s supposed to be having fun. Maybe he’ll actually get some development next season since they’ve moved away.
Lucas went from the up tight guy in season 1 to the chill bro of Mike in season 3, still more development than Will.

Thanks to #metoo we now know sex is evil and dangerous. The sexual revolution and sex positive feminism were a mistake, we must put all men in chastity cages if we are to live in a civilised society.

you must have super low standards... look at that pic you posted, jesus christ
>inb4 YESH HE ISH TEH PERFECT!!! *GLOMPS*

I just want to jerk it to him so much bro. I’ve been refraining from fapping to Finn for a long time, but now he might be old enough I could finally do it

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ah ok i love stranger things now

I think that this message is simply an attempt at depopulation.
I bet he entire system could come crumbling down simply cause one woman diddled a little boy and she still has feelings for him.

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jesus Christ user

Lucas was Angry black kid in S1, Dustin’s sidekick in S2, Mike’s sidekick in S3.. Lucas as character has not developed.

Will at the end of S3 gave away his D&D to the little black girl, that alone is more development than Lucas.

Maybe his actor just had very limit range, so I didn’t see how Will had any development. The only development is only hinted at the end of season 3, so we’ll see

The expression on both kids faces during that scene is of a friend, saying some extraordinarily mean thing and regretting it.

Its obvious thats he is a fag, and i question why? Why do they do shit like this? Is it GLAAD only, or does Netflix want to promote homosexuality?

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The betrayal isn't implying he's some sort of secret gay guy, it's misunderstanding entirely Will's desire to experience a childhood that was twice interrupted by tentacle rape. Kids who've had anything inserted into them you don't get to call gay. His only fault was not organizing a campaign where the mage and the rogue female PCs were absent due to temporarily dumping the PCs played by the other two, featuring ways they could roleplay ways to get them back.

>books
First of all, Unearthed Arcana and New Coke having a 1985 copyright doesn't mean that UA was out by then. Second, all the rules material from UA was available in Dragon Magazine written by Gary Gygax himself, which we know Will has access to. You don't know they're not using it the OFFICIAL rules additions presented by him for years prior to the events of this show.

I don’t know why in S3 they took away the aspect of Will being the most famous celebrity in Hawkins, him being missing in S1 turned into a Nation wide story and everybody in Hawkins attended his fake funeral and acted like Jesus came back when he was found. In S2 and S3 Will gets treated like he’s a nobody again for some reason.

Will: Mike, I'm a woman.
Mike: I've seen you naked before, you're definitely not a woman.
Will: I'm not talking about on the outside, I'm talking about on the inside.
Mike: What do you mean?
Will: All my life, I've never felt like myself. There's always been something that has felt wrong. And I've finally realised it, I was born in the wrong body. Externally, I'm a male but internally, I'm a woman.

He's super good at getting shit sprayed in his face for an extended 19-second take and making the same quivering retard face the whole time

>inb4 next season at least one of the kids pare its will forbid em from playing D&D cause it's the devil as said on the news at the end of the season

"nerdy" girls are still at their core girls and will do everything in their power to make any session all about them, either by over-acting during roleplaying sessions or bringing RL drama to the table and drawing attention away from the game. And god forbid they're banging one (or more) of the other players at the table, especially the DM.

>Will at the end of S3 gave away his D&D to the little black girl, that alone is more development than Lucas.
This was really pointless though. Can't imagine a worse way they could have tied off Will's character development in season 3. It just suddenly ended the conflict by making Will capitulate to the fact that he was growing up. When did he change his mind about everything? When did he grow as a character or confront his problem?

That scene just substituted a virtue signal for actual development. The symbolic handing over of geek culture to a more diverse audience draws attention away from the fact that Will's conflict with Mike and Lucas went out the window when he became the mindflayer radar detection system and never got picked up again.

I know Will may have been whiny, but was he wrong? They stopped being a group of friends and only started caring about what they wanted.

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Please don’t do it mate, leave some innocent memories of him

leaked?

>throwing away your hobbies for women
You guys don't do this, right?

I enjoyed the first season, was comfy, innocent and had mystery to it. Season 2 was utter garbage.

Wont be watching season 3, it shouldve been a one season show like they originally intended it to be. But the Jewish producers egged on the directors into doing more seasons.

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It was the same in season 2 when Dustin and Lucas were fighting for a girl, or in season 1 when Lucas disagreeing with Mike for keeping El. But it seems like no one gave them shit like for it they did with Mike this season
Being friends mean you have to stick with them even when they have different interests. Will was shitting on them right after they got dumped, seems pretty selfish on his part when they’d always been caring for him

Anyone got that vaginal anal tally sign with robin?

I wish I never got into RPGs/vidya/tv , it unironically ruined my chance for good life, however miniscule it was

Will’s main issue was that he needed more friends to hang with, Mike and Lucas were busy with 11 and Max the entire summer and Dustin was away at camp. Will should’ve been moved on from them.

There weren't cell phones, and even home video games were rather limited at that point. If you weren't a physical, outdoorsy kid, DnD was probably a miracle.

How long are they going to keep up the "no teeth" thing? How long does it take these kids to age?

I want Will to have a blond blue-eyed boyfriend.

Dustin has already moved to the teen group
Mike is already a teenager, it’s evident when in some of the scenes a S2 Mike would be crying but he did not
Next season they should be ready for the sex scene.

S3 is a definite step up from S2, but it's still not as good as S1.

S1 >> S3 >>>>> S2

The actor legit has a rare gum disease so he really doesn’t have teeth, it’s why he won’t get roles in anything other than Stranger Things bc he has a terrible lisp

>wake up
>it isn't 1985
>you don't live in Hawkins
>you don't work at Scoops Ahoy
>Robin isn't real

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It feels like getting your shit shoved in by a fat black guy in a prison because you are disgusting pedophile.

I agree with your statements on S1 and S2. S3 is one hell of a memorable and enjoyable ride though. Really recommend you give it a go.

>both Eleven and Will have left
>Max got a hate boner for him, probably tsundere for Mike
It’s happening, Fadie confirmed

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The actor is almost 17, he’s left the pedoland long ago

Let me get this correct. You support the talks of having sexual desires for a 16 year old? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

It looks like she’s dating Noah irl, look at her IG page

dilate

not the pedo but that's legal in most countries

Finally. If the Duffers actually pulled this off it’ll be an instant 10/10 season

hell, It's legal in the majority of states

literally did this irl
its just tiring now

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Fuck you, this is the stalest of the stale clichés. Girls at the table are fine. My best player ever has been a girl, I miss her a lot she knew the rules so well and was so creative

Not him but at least you two convinced me to waste the time to watch it more than likely inebriated or high just to get over any weak portions.

Stranger Things has pathetic white male characters.
>Hopper
Straight white male police chief. He needs to be taken down several notches, so they make him an angry alcoholic with relationship baggage and issues, unable to communicate his feelings properly because big dumb manly man.
>Mike
The main white boy. Hes a fucking nerd, lanky, unnatractive and has anger issues, also doesnt know how to communicate properly. Hes a fucking incel.
>Will
The other white boy. Doesn't get much screen time in the first season really, but its apparent hes a dotted weak pathetic boy who needs others to protect him.
>Jonathan
Another white male who is a literal incel, ugly, cannot communicate properly. Eventually 'wins' the girl, except the girl fucking walks all over him and he STILL has no say in his own life by the end of S3. Very weak willed and timid. Basically the kind of man SJWs want all white men to be. Utterly subservient, then they can have the illusion of getting what they want. Hes a fucking adult and hes packing up and moving with his mommy. What the fuck.
>Steve
Handsome white male, starts off as traditional jock stereotype but we can't have him succeed so he needs to be portrayed as a villian. Over the next two seasons he becomes more heroic but every step of the way he loses out. Ends up lusting over a lesbo in a minumum wage shit job with no friends his age or prospects. Basically telling the audience "you can be a handsome white male as long as you don't find success".
>Science teacher.
White male. Total weak nerd. Unattractive. revealed in S3 to be living alone with no wife/kids.
>The Doctor/11's dad
Successful white male. Total Villian of s1.
>Bob
Another white male who is totally subservient and weak, like jonathan. Has no say in his own life, has to take care of another mans kids. Dies stupidly after he finally shows a spine. That should tell you something.
>Billy
Successful very attractive white male. Of course, hes portrayed as a total villian.

I watched the finale while I was mildly inebriated with some friends and we had a fucking blast. Even the neverending story part didn't feel cringey and we got actually somewhat emotional about it. It's mindless fun, but it's worth it.

Cringe.

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Everyone is pathetic in the series. There's not a single character that isn't strongly flawed.

I hope you are baiting, but you are an idiot. Every character has flaws (except maybe 11's dad, but he's a villain) but are more complex than you say. Take Hopper: he's broken, but when he nails that smirnoff won't escape it felt so good because he gets fear. He's strong and determined enought to kick russian schwarzenegger's ass. What about Steve? He's the best fucking person in the show even if he was a jock at first, but everybody kinda loves him and even the lesbo alternative girl says that she likes him in a way. You are bitter beyond belief. Get off Yea Forums.

>but when he nails that smirnoff won't escape it felt so good because he gets fear
Not him, but, u fukin wot m8? Can you redo that sentence?

(((Will)))

I am sorry, what I mean is: the scene when joyce and bald eagle think that smirnoff will escape with the car has hopper nailing it in a way that seems farcical at first until you realize that hopper could recognize the pattern of fear in the russian hostage. I don't know if I explained it well, but the gist of it is: hopper clearly understands how fear works

I knew what this picture would say as soon as I saw the format. Unsurprised, who are his parents? Is he a legacy?

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just take one look at his face, he's gonna be a goblin by age 30

>Max desperately tried to breakup Mike and El so she could have him herself
Greatest plot twist, story arc, character development

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I thought the "you dont like girls" was that he isnt into chicks yet because of maturity issues not because he was into boys.

He’s ready to play the hunchback of the Norte dame

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People see what they want to see.

why are you so upset?
No idea
Nothings implied at all you retard you're seeing what you want to like when people were saying the Grandfather was a suspect in True Detective

This pic is from like 2 years ago, he’s as tall as Finn now is jacked

>talking about Will's psychological trauma
>don't mention the months and months of psychic mind rape
Made me kek

probably some producers kid. it doesnt have to be a jewish thing.

all the men are either stupid aggressive assholes or effeminate nerds who get flogged into submission by the stronger and accountable females, Billy was killed off and turned into the mind flayers puppet because he was the only male character with some backbone

>>Science teacher.
hes a weeb who has a qt asian girl that was shown for like 4 seconds

He got assfucked by tentacles for months on end

He's 100% a fag

My parent's couldn't afford DnD so me and my friends just played with a bunch of Yugioh cards as the monsters and drew up scenario's

I always had to play the fucking DM though

Shit went on pretty long, like I played it from 10 until 16 when I moved away

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That was obviously a prostitute he hired to watch The Thing with and then give him an unenthusiastic handjob

cope

Dudes been tortured by hell beast his whole life. You think he has time to worry about girls. He's not gay. Just..cant relate to normal kids.

He's gay and he will have a blond blue-eyed boyfriend.

>people actually think he's gay
What is it with you faggots inserting this bullshit into it? Will The Wise is conflicted because he just wants to have fun with his friends but is also more aware than others his age that the dynamics of a friend group are always turned upside down when women get involved, I like how his development was subtly handled by giving the black girl the D&D set, he's decided to become his own man instead of being an add-on to a group of pathetic beta woman worshipping faggots.

see The scripts literally say he's faggot.

it's been teased since the first season when Mrs. Byers first reports him missing to Hopper, and she mentions her ex husband used to call him queer and a fag.
>Well, is he?

Because he IS relentlessly gay.

Fuck off, sodomite

>(((Ginsberg)))
...why of course

No.

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what's even the point of more than one seasons of stranger things?
I liked the first one because it was a fresh concept.
S2 bored me to tears, couldn't even finish episode 2 because it was just a rehash of the previous season

I'm a 23 yo student with red diploma at bachelor's degree, currently studying masters and I also like fantasy games.

Fake and gay

>Couldn't afford Dungeons and Dragons, but could afford YuGiOh cards.

What?

It was meant to be an anthology series with self-contained seasons
Then things changed

Of course. With 4.5% of the us population being gay the show needs to have at least a third of its main characters be gay.

From reading about it here, you'd think it would be blatant, but you guys all have a fucking hard on for pushing this "Will is a fag, muh sjws" angle. ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS WHAT WAS MEANT BY THAT SCENE. That's it, relationship with Yea Forums has ended. You're all homos that project your own insecurities onto a Netflix show.

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>Alexei
Successful and intelligent white man, gets shot and dies

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This is Netflix, those fuckers knew what they were doing.

Yugioh cards were incredibly easy to steal
You get a free card from the bag of shonen jumps, Nick a pack at walmart, Garage sales usually had boxes full of cards for like 5 dollars

Unironically the only story part that I liked

Coming to America stories warm my heart

This, he's obviously traumatized from the whole "i was imprisoned in another world and possessed by an unknown entity" and this had some repercussions on his growth. He's just behaving like a child instead of a teen, ergo in his mind girl=gross.

>Become American
>Get shot

holy shit underrated

Will looks like a 10 years old male version of Robin Tunney

Right. If they wanted to just drop the whole "you guys made me mad" subplot then they could have found a better way to do it than just resolving it in a throwaway line. Stuff like that deserves more time spent on, or at least a conversation between the THREE of them.

The show only has eight episodes so it came off as something they needed to do away with as soon as possible.

I started playing dnd at 13, rules aren't that complex now especially compared to the mess 3.5 was it's still the best edition for faffing around with 50+ books

3 was king, and then baldurs gate came out, do you have any idea how it was making a party of real people to fuck that shit up, I mean fuck

I played DnD for a brief time when I was 19-20 until me and my friends mostly moved apart for jobs/school. Had more fun during that time than video games or dealing with women before or since.

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He was so happy when he won the game at the fair. Him hi-fiving the kids and the slurpee were my favourite bits this season. And it was intended to be a throwaway moment.

This website has a report feature for violating U.S laws. Not "Most countries"

What was the black kid talking about when he was talking about The Thing remake? Maybe I missed it, but it seemed like he was saying that the remake is better than Carpenter's movie. But the remake came out in 2010s right?

>Hopper S1
>Brooding, sternly spoken, interacts mainly with fellow police/solving cases for good majority of the season, tortured flashbacks to dying daughter

>Hopper S2
>Plot drifts away from him interacting with police and instead being the connecting measure for the laboratory, some lingering brooding elements, comically blunt dad elements start seeping into his writing, traces of tension between him, Joyce and Bob, some believable pining exists

>Hopper S3
>Loud, brash dumb dad theme overwrites basically all character elements, suddenly unashamed drunk all the time, wears flowery shirt, uses all but forgotten police element as an excuse to do whatever he wants all the time to advance the plot, might as well not have a job, is like a petulant 14 year old around Joyce for her rebuffing his romantic inclination

Is this show a victim of writing-team quotas or something?

The original came out in the 50's, Carpenter's is a remake.

You people just wouldn’t fucking understand.

It is ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE for kids to understand sex. No matter how you say it, they will not and cannot understand it. Its scientifically proven. There is absolutely no way a child can comprehend sex, no way, absolutely none. If you took a child, and make sex easy enough for a fucking retard to understand, that child could not possibly understand it. This is why we teach kids about sex way into highschool, like we should, science backs it up. People who want to have sex with kids are all 1) Serial killer 2) Rapists 3) Psychopaths 4) Gay. All this is proven by science, by rigorous testing and bulletproof studies. Its impossible to be a pedo without being these four things, absolutely impossible. If kids have sex, they will become whores and kill themselves. Not a single person who has been molested has lived past the age of 21. If a person has sex before the age of 18, half of their brain cells die, because of the intense mental strain sex puts on the mind. This, I assure you, is all backed up 100% by scientific studies and science. These are all the reasons pedophilia is NOT OKAY.
I'm 55 and I did all these studies. I assure you they are all very scientific. I knew what I was doing, because I was born into science. Every day of my life I have been living a life of science. Formulas and chemical equations zoom past my eyes when I close them. At night I dream of being an atom, zooming through the universe faster than the speed of light. After years of being in science. I know for a fact, that it has paid off. In raw data, I base my world, a world that is purely of science. For fifty years, I have trekked on the pathway of scientific discoveries, I am science not. And I do my experiments in a way that produces RESULTS. These are the results I got when I experimented with science. I spoke to science and it spoke back. And these are the results. I assure you.

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

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