Does 'live action' Pokemon have a future on the big screen? It is the most profitable franchise in the world

Does 'live action' Pokemon have a future on the big screen? It is the most profitable franchise in the world.

Alternatively: What is the hairiest Pokemon?

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How do you think it felt to suddenly become a pokemon that is plagued by chronic, earth-shattering migraines whenever it is stressed?

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she had the worst acting in that movie

why did they recruit a ukraine jew whore for this movie

Serious question bros. How do I fuck Kathryn Newton?

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There was this comedy central show where these people would make porn parodies. One was with tracking down real life bigfoot to get her to fuck him. Another was a Pokemon parody where the guy O.D on viagra.

I have no idea what the show was called.

But yea, sure, whatever. It has a shot.

What happened to her in the span of just two years? she was a qt during Ladybird.

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What did Viagra have to do with Pokemon?

>jigglypuff
>the balloon pokemon
>lmao make it furry

Oh MY LORD! Look at those legs, I'm about to bust.

Just be yourself.

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tell her to stay away from my chiken nuggets

I WANN FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Am I the only one who thought Detective Pikachu was very enjoyable? It was pleasant and I found the world building to be remarkably well done considering it was a fuckin' Pokemon movie

She can have

Although a bit forgettable, by which I mean it was nothing outstanding, I really enjoyed it myself.

It wasn't fantastic but it was cute and fun and more or less what I wanted.

As long as they can avoid casting another dark-type as the lead.

How frequently do people eat Pokemon in that universe? Is it an everyday thing with ranchers raising massive herds of Pokelivestock to supply fast food chains? Is it nearly universally abhorred like cannibalism? Or is it somewhere in between, a la dogs, where it's sort of frowned upon but still practiced, especially in certain cultures?

Is that movie any good? I never actually saw it.

You like legs?

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My fucking dick. I have to make her my wife.

Shut it, Vatnik

Detective pikachu is done but they still can adapt the manga, games or anime.
40yo depressed boomer Ash being brought back by the sword and shield main character to fight team rocket one last time and reunite with Serena in heaven would be kino

Felt like a Nickelodeon Studios production, and I don't mean Good Burger

It's a one in a million shot, but if you're good looking it's possible. You have to become psychotically dedicated to your body, work out every week, strict diet, I'm talking Patrick Bateman dedication to getting a godlike physique. Then, you also have to become extraordinarily wealthy. I'd recommend becoming an electric engineer, working at a major tech company and transitioning to management in a few years. Once you're making at least $200k a year and are down to 10% bodyfat you'll have enough clout to move to LA and start hobnobbing with the rich and famous. Eventually, you might be able to get into her group of friends and start dating her, if she hasn't married already. If you're not good looking and/or over 5'10'', you'll probably have to settle for a C-tier celebrity.

how many electrical engineers do you hear about hobnobbing with the hollywood rich and famous?

By then she'll have hit the wall and not worth all the work I put into it.

Just shoot Ronald Reagan, that should speed things up.

Electrical engineering is just a stepping stone to management as the highest-paid starting salary career in the US. Once you get into tech transitioning to Silicon Valley is a natural next step. But fair enough, you'd probably do better as a computer engineer and follow the same route, or a mechanical engineer and go into finance. The mega-rich can hobnob with whoever they want. Just look at Elon Musk fucking that goblin. Once she "ODs" he'll pick up some other chickadee.

I'm not sure how well that Ash storyline would go over post-TLJ.

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