Describe your personality and then someone recommend that person a movie to watch

my first impression of you is that your for sure not nearly as good as you think you are. The fact that you cannot commit to anything means your weak. your "fear" of debt in reality is almost certainly you being broke.
You are also most likely a chore to be around and many of your male peers consider you a: "fag"

God you sound so boring.

>19
>wageslave
>quitting pharmacy school to become tefl certified and teach english in japan full time
>highly neurotic, people grow fond of me and then they realize that i’m not great to have around, so friendless atm

>STEM graduate but have been unable to find employment for over 2 years
>friends and gf left me behind, even family doesn't care to acknowledge me in front of others
>weeks merge together, constantly living in some sort of isolation-induced haze where time is meaningless
>dreams are the only part of my life that keeps me from blowing my brains out

Even writing this was painful. I wish I could afford drugs.

not that user but how about you recommend a fucking movie like everyone else?
The 40 Year Old Virgin

reddit thread

Dodgeball
Step Brothers

Breaking Bad

There's probably a sneed or GOT thread somewhere for you

Already saw it, trash and unrelatable

Of Mice and Men
Adventureland
Not close to reality, but thanks for your interest.

Just 2k? Amateur

>trash and unrelatable
I agree with you there, sorry.

18 years old
No friends, kissless virgin
Never grew out of my edgy phase mindset that started when I was 13
Browses /pol/
Reads about history but only the violent parts

It's okay, I forgive you brother

I'm a 36 years old incel

Combat Girls (Kriegerin)
Zero Charisma
Dark Horse

American Horror Story Season 7

>Zero Charisma
That one looks good, thanks pal

The Wolf Of Wall Street

26
Still an undergrad
5 7
4.9 inch penis
Virgin
Scrawny
No close friends
Still live at home
Lazy and no enegy

No problemo, I hope you like it. It's one of my favorite movies and I think everyone on Yea Forums should watch it.

Lonesome Jim

>INTJ
> Have clear goals but some of my dreams are unattainable due to my own limitations either mentally or physically
> Fairly quiet but very social if it's a topic I am interested in
> Fan of 40s - 60s culture, have a Marilyn Monroe painting, 60s Coca Cola stuff, & James Dean memorabilia
> A fan of politics, pro wrestling, science, nature, and religion/spirituality.

All of you guys basically just need to watch The Tribulations of Balthazar Kober and base your whole life around it’s teachings

sounds like I hit the nail on the head then

>19
>hopeless neet who squandered his
youth but is also an optimist who loves life and is hopeful for the future

>19 year old NEET virgin
>browse Yea Forums around 14 hours per day
>schizo /pol/ autist and I like to talk about project bluebeam, the JQ, and daydream about a NatSoc or Theocracy civilization
>used to be big into self improvement and exercise but stopped after self reflection
>convinced myself self improvement is vanity and self-masturbatory but now I'm not sure if vanity is even a bad thing or what it means to be bad. Also what changes even if an action is bad?
>Raised catholic due to hyper religious parent, become atheist but still went to church to please parent, afterwards became catholic due to Aquinas' 5 cosmological arguments then became theist and now I don't even know what to believe anymore
>Used to believe in objective morality now I'm unsure whether morality exists.
>Despite buying into the NEET meme I feel myself rotting away and sense it's wrong but cannot determine objectively that what I'm doing is wrong since I don't know whether wrong exists

>Born from white male/ asian female relationship
>asian mom would always cry about how she hated staying in this country and how she wants to divorce and get over with it.
>Never went wit hthe divorce though since dad never fights back and asian mom understands she needs financial security so only stays with dad because she would be homeless otherwise and admits that to our face that she's only with us because she can't afford to live by herself
>Used to walk home with her after school when I was little and she would go into a tantrum, stomping on the floor and run away from me (I was around 5-6). I vividly remember feeling embarrassed- almost like I was the parent and it was my child that was running away from me and causing a scene

>oh and, used to be extremely empathetic and get sad over any slight misfortune of others. I would always feel guilty when getting praise and still do. For instance my dad called me once "king user" and I had to respond: "no you're the king- king daddy".

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>pretty much perfect

Terminator 2

Holy shit that's retarded, English teachers are a dime a dozen in Japan and make shit money.

>university history prof
>redpill students about ancient aliens and the pyramids instead of teaching actual history
>give them all good marks because fuck that gay shit lmao

black panther

>27 year old virgin
>only dated one person
>still live with my parents
>commute to college while working

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Former fat neet doing my best to be a productive member of society and getting /fit/ through manual labor.

The End of the Fucking World
Good Will Hunting
Seems like what you need is a therapy session, friend
not everyone is lonely and depressed
Rocky

>27 year old housewife
>part time job as children's clown
>former edgelord
>fat and autistic
>husband running fatcamp on me to make me more suitable for childbirth
>low IQ, in the nineties
>raised by boomer liberals but contrarian conservative
>low intelligence, unattractiveness, and unkind personality have made it impossible to form bond beyond family and in-laws

>28
>mildly successful and likeable but wish i was never born/lack the ability to kill myself

>fat, autistic, and unlikeable
>still managed to get married and find someone willing to raise kids with her
Friendly reminder women have it infinitely easier than men

>2k
Get some real debt, poorfag

Captain Marvel

I hope your wife fucks a nigger

Turbo Kid

Fuck.
I hate capeshit.

>18
>have job, go to school full time but feel like a neet
>women completely ignore my personality and all of my problems for sex and then leave me

>quitting pharmacy school to become tefl certified and teach english in japan full time
Holy fucking shit, you're the most retarded person I've ever read about. You're doing all that to bone a jap whore, admit it.

This seems more like where you are in life than personality, but fuck it.
>22
>machinist, taking nighttime college classes for music to be around people my age a bit
>hard-working but relatively low ambition
>have one good friend I hang out with almost every day
>tfw no gf
>passionate about unpopular stuff like YTPs and retro vidya and baneposting
>don't use social media, don't like most people

>24
>slowly coming to terms with mental illness (autism + bipolar)
>have LITERALLY nothing going for him; no friends, no relationships, no job prospects
>can only enjoy things when in a manic state, or through the use of drugs & alcohol.
>somehow still enjoy life immensely, in awe of art and the universe, wants to live forever

any kino for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=q1u7XZ9c8fI

sneed

invest some of your liquid capital you retard

this is one of the most based posts on this site. Godspeed, user. Remember to make a better life for your children using everything you've learned.

>22 btw
What kino should I watch?

pls respond. pls help

I'm guessing you've already seen Sunset Boulevard?

youtube.com/watch?v=zPdp2MH19dY

I actually haven't gotten to viewing it yet. Thank you for the recommendation.

unironically blade runner 2049

Can I get a movie recommendation? The one user who replied said I need therapy.

WHAT DID IT SAY

>18
>just graduated HS where I was semichad
>shit at all school subjects except writing/reading
>very good at bullshitting my way through things
>148 IQ
>headed to brown in the fall
>currently spending time just doing acid and fucking shit up with my friends
>strained relationship with parents, especially mom, who is alcoholic and told me repeatedly that she doesn't want me
>relentlessly bullied in junior high for being skinny/generally a faggot (beaten up, whipped, stolen from, forced into air vents, psychologically manipulated)
>this changed me for the better, am now a much more likable person
>main bully is now one of my good friends, we have developed into effectively the same person
>currently in love with hippie chestlet, she is too fucked up to recognize this
>very little success with girls
>blossoming friendship with guy who is friends with said hippie, imagine kaworu/shinji
>slightly racist
>very much enjoy seinen

I'll check it out, thanks!

basically an autistic hambeast vag courier who managed to get married and find a suitable husband to start a family with. As gross as it could be in your minds, it's still what we should all look up to.

what would this movie do for me? I saw a camrip but it was very low quality. The story didn't seem that moving to me. How should I better appreciate a repeat viewing?

Sorry I really cant think of any, I wish there was a movie with a character like you.
Otherwise "The Matrix" maybe, but you've already seen it.

>Avengers Infinity War
>Spiderman Far From Home
>any mainstream horror movies
>All fast and furious included upcoming hobbs and shaw

Cause you're a normie however:
>alita battle angel
>Drive
cause you visit Yea Forums so you're not quite full on normie but are 99% there

Werckmeister harmonies is basically a film about someone with an observer's mindset trying to live best and support his family in Eastern Europe as his small town intersects with a circus, including a beautiful circus whale, and a circus freak who attempts to lead a social uprising for the disillusioned and confused masses

Keep thinking you're different like all the other failures in this world. The day I learned to conform and work within the boundaries I was able to achieve the things I always wanted to do.

you sound like a pussy ass faggot. You're delusional to boot, you're no chad at all, not even an inch chad. You're just a bitch.

The Fast And The Furious : Tokyo Drift

In a Year of 13 moons

You don't need movies. You and I are pretty similar. I'm guessing you feel empty on the inside partially because you're alone but still enjoy the simple things and might find yourself laughing at a Yea Forums shitpost in the middle of the night.

I really don't know what to do for you. We just gotta endure, I guess

someone pls help me I've provided help and now I need help. Someone get me out of this rut. There has to be some way out. I'm really drunk and therefore impressionable right now if it helps. I'll probalby watch whatever film you suggest but pleast before you shitpost, have some sympathy for a worm in need of help, and try to elevate me by your responses.

What caused you to be this fucked up? A humiliating situation? or did it all happen in your head? I know how I fucked myself into this dreadful corner but I want to know your path.

What a fucking fag lol. Your girlfriend fucks other men.

very possible tbqh; I have no idea if other people perceive me as a complete loser. then again you might just be a seething retard

>29
>Left my Career stable fiance for her hot model best friend
>have no job atm
>Cheat on model with ex Fiance (who now has a boyfriend) to prove i'm better than her new guy.
>Miserable and want my fiance back.

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I'm
Partially circumstance, partially my fault due to empathy which led me to believe I don't deserve to feel happiness

Fox and his Friends

A Matter of Faith (2014)
You don't have to be a Christian to enjoy or watch it, but it is very interesting and might be of some help to you if you give it some thought. It's a very tame and nice film. Jesus loves you btw.

Bay watch

I fucking loved infinity war, I've seen it like 4 times. I'll give Drive a try, I like Gos.

something Christian, other user is right

>21, white male
>smart guy, studying engineering and doing well
>middle/high class
>kinda good looking? I'd say I'm like a 7/10
>got lots of friends, some very close and good ones
>the funny one in the group but also the cultured/artsy one
>terrible with girls because of insecurity, only kissed one in my whole life
>virgin, of course

recommend me something

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It's somewhat comforting to know i have a hapa counterpart. I, too, was for many years a /pol/tard schizo, but I like to think I'm evolving away from that lifestyle. it's really hilarious to think of how many obvious bot threads I replied to earnestly because of my fundamental inability to assess reality. It's hard to tell if I've matured and begun to see things more clearly or whether I've just eventually, like a frightened bug, caved to social pressure and rationalized it away into whatever understanding I think I have at the moment. I agree, I don't think a movie can save us. Perserverance is always good. As long as we endure we'll understand and provide ourselves with opportunities to find better ways to live.

If you want to live in solidarity with a drunk retard for a few moments, consider putting this on, and thinking about the similarities and differences we share with our fellow man on this awful planet. youtube.com/watch?v=jJRnNm_jhEs

>23
>still in college and living with parents
>family is a mess and I'm the only sane one who has potential
>have like one friend but not socially autistic
>working part time making slightly above min wage
>was a virgin until last year
>in a ldr relationship and visit gf 2/yr
>sex is amazing, worships my cock
>I'm horny af and flirt around but never fuck (desu I get turned on by flirting)
>was a complete beta until past few years, surely improving and more confident
>still just need to grad school and move out and bring gf to US
>literally at that point where I can either make it or not

We can all make it brehs, it wasn't long ago where I was a neet virgin with nothing going for me.

Hailing from a third world country, his hobbies are browsing Yea Forums, watching movies and jerking off to child pornography.

>22
>boring, hateful, doormat of a man

but christianity is cringe...............

The Living Wake

The Dirt (2019)

slumdog millionaire

Submarine

based
I don't even watch movies I just like talking about myself but you seem like a cool person

> It's hard to tell if I've matured and begun to see things more clearly or whether I've just eventually, like a frightened bug, caved to social pressure and rationalized it away into whatever understanding I think I have at the moment

Very well put. Some moments I go through schizo-tier /pol/ phases and ruminate about these things and in the next moment I convince myself it's vanity. In the end all I can say with a semblance of confidence is that I know nothing.

Btw looking back, can you say your /pol/ phase was helpful, ultimately did nothing or made things worse?

not the user you replied to but fuck I love that movie

Bruce almighty, you need to learn your place in the world. Lot of anons would do well seeing it.

>thinks he's a busta, but it's all a weird jerkoff fantasy
American Psycho

It's hard to say. It coincided with a slipping away from social life, so I have to say it would be bad. When I consider the intelligence and potential I had as a young adult, and the degree to which my study habits and life habits have degraded into a dopamine-fueled cycle of dread since age 17, it's hard to conisder anything but that it's made things drasitically worse. However, I don't really believe in free will, in alternative history, and in the idea of "potential" in terms of a variety of potential future outcomes, so overall I think of it pretty neutrally. I do have high hope for myself though. I usually only get confessional like this when I'm extremely drunk.

>24
>went to a great college but dropped out
>alcoholic
>job-hopper, should spend my free time developing professional skills but just drink and shitpost instead
>on this godforsaken site since 2006
>at least have a small group of roommates and friends to socialize with
>successful with women, but only when i have my shit enough together to try

you sound like me when i was your age. DON'T DROP OUT

Fuck you, that movie sucks!!

>33
>I'm a loser and a failure and feel like I've let my parents down

>22
>be me

What keeps you remaining hopeful for your future? I feel the same way but I'll usually just disregard it was wishful thinking.

Do you have any future plans for yourself?

Lonesome Jim
Zero Charisma
:^)

We don’t have to like the same shit user :)

>31
>corporate sellout in a big city
>finally have money in the bank
>big apartment full of books and records
>true love gf who understands me
>still sad

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I have a few plans. I'm mostly interested in self-education, and the mass availability of information and how AI and the internet can enable autodidacts. I'm also a big fan of Captain Beefheart and his music, and would like to work on my own musical compositions as a student of whatever school he would be considered the progenitor of.

Whether or not I get myself in shape to really tackle those problems is another question. In my current state I can only really appreciate life and make plans by getting so stoned I become paranoid into a higher state of being.

>being a failure makes you interesting
lmao

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I should clarify: I also feel like I understand my situation better when I'm wasted, but the lack of paranoia makes me post online about all my problems like a fucking idiot.

you sound just like me when i was your age, you gotta laayy off the WEEEEEDDDUHHHHHH

but yeah acid is fun as fuck. watch the holy mountain. also do the big lebowski challenge but drop acid instead of taking roofies

GET OFF MY BOARD ZOOMERS REEEEEEEEEEEE

If you want advice from a former junkie, (and who doesn't really?) get off the booze and drugs, find a creative outlet (whether that means building something, drawing something, filming something, writing something) and study it on your own. Then make the bold step of finding out where you need to go to show it to other people. And then make the bolder step of showing your work to other people.

The work lives forever even if you don't.

Or just say fuck it and find a way to pursue money. Life is easier that way.

I've been on this board for ten years.

Nice larping incel. Everyone knows if you were truly successful you wouldn't be here.

>be you
>think I'm a sociopath genius like the Joker
>really a pathetic incel who's been unwillingly rejected from every social he's ever attempted to be a part of

If I may ask, what was the reason you decided to blogpost about your life in this in the first place? Did you just want to vent, secretly hope someone shares the same problems and vent together or hope that someone overcame your same obstacles and has what you perceive to be a successful life?

Do you have a coherent sense of morality or are you unsure whether it exists or if it's even helpful to ruminate about these things. Sometimes I feel like it's better to not even touch these subjects but without any sort of justification for my actions how do I know what I should even be doing?

Your ideas of self education sound great but I suppose it won't ultimately fulfill a void of emptiness we have. Btw do you live in your own place, a NEET living with parents or what? Also any plans for a job?

Btw you should go with self education if it provides some sort of meaning.

>what was the reason you decided to blogpost
>hope that someone overcame your same obstacles and found success
basically, I'm drunk and retarded, but also a little bit of the second quote

My morality is basically that people should have basic freedom to express and understand themselves, including freedom from wagecuckery and poverty. I also think health and beauty should be encouraged.

>all that other shit you asked
look, I'm sobering up, and already regretting eveyrthing I"ve poste.d but basically shut the fuck up up

>25
>Philosophy major
>joined fraternity in my fifth year
>voted brother of the year
>still virgin
>bought an apartment in the city 15 walk from work with help of family trust
>work at an immigration law firm but not as a lawyer or anything like that
>most coworkers are older women (married/kids)
>the few my age on my team all left the firm over the last few months
>don't really do anything in the city, don't know how to meet people
>sometimes try to link up with fraternity brothers I know well near me
>sometimes feel like we are brothers but not really true friends
>anytime we go out I just want to hang with the boys but they get tail vibes and split off
>finally concede and get bumble and tinder
>likes but no matches
>close with younger sister but we both are kind of annoyed being around our older brother
>mom and dad separated a few years ago
>got caught in the middle as I'm the only one who still hangs out with my dad regularly
>mom and siblings seem to hide certain things from me so that I don't accidentally tell him
>been accused of being a snitch or message carrier
>dad is downtown so we get together often
>mom never comes down to see me and thus going home seems like a guilt trip sometimes if I don't visit for too long
>spend most of my free time sitting on the couch browsing Yea Forums with some schlock show or movie and then finish the night by finding an actual good movie to watch
>not sure if I look at porn often because I have a problem or if it's just out of boredom and nothing else to do

just a raging homo that masturbates to anime probably too old for this site and still live with my parents under the pretense of taking care of them. Haven't taken a bath in weeks and don't go out ever because it makes me anxious. assburgers kid with a scholarship for one of the best colleges which i wasted because i wasted my time getting drunk and dicking around instead.
Still fit and good looking, used to bang whichever girl approached me in spite of my social ineptitude back in the day but i've been an incel for like the last 6 years due to said anxiety.

>be 5'5

>28
>10k credit debt
>moved to la to be an actor
>agents all saying "i'm not taking developmental talent at this time"
>getting more debt
>gf long distance
>have no interest in cheating and feels good man
>no money and not sure what i'm doing

>34, pothead autist, shit pt job
>never had gf
>family relations not bad

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Wicked sense of humor, Intelligent and Nihilistic

half baked
>haven't taken a bath in weeks

go fuck yourself. or die. either is great

mistress america
>>true love gf who understands me
the family man
jeff who lives at home
zodiac
the social network
dazed and confused
swingers
alpha dog
mr. robot
the machinist
shame
the end of the tour

Based.
-t. ENTP

Why shame, mass replier?

the movie shame. its good

i took a very reflexive strategy to my recs so don't overthink it

>29
>work as a corrections officer on the night shift
>I hate my job but it pays so good
>own my home with a mortgage but i'm not happy with it
>pets are 2 guinea pigs
>handsome, 6'3 and over 200 pounds
>watch pro wrestling
>always think about ways to move to a different state and start up a whole new life
>have a fuck buddy for the summer until she has to go back to college

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how do you even have credit card debt?
I dont get how zoomer loses track of their
income/spending budget
how retarded are you OP?

>autistic
>no filter
>hates stupid people and have no problem telling them they are stupid
>literally critical about everyone and anyone who doesn't do things logically
>dating a girl that is also autistic
>obsessed with technology
shutter island

>24
>mother of two
>happily married to the reason I even go on here
>self-loathing Mexican, but at least I pass as white
>habitual contrarion since grade school
>highschool dropout (social anxiety)
>like David F. Wallace even though he an heroed hismelf (probably because he had a vision that post post modernism created bronies)

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>28
>work shitty warehouse job
>live with parents
>forever alone autist
>say im gonna start taking classes again but probably wont
>just go home and play vidya every night

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>guinea pigs

Based.

>half baked
my nigga BARRY garcia, Andy Garcia's BROTHER, man

Lost Highway

Hey thanks for starting a personal blog thread that I’m not going to read. Sage.

I Stand Alone

>19 y/o virgin
>seem to be an absolute loser in comparison with my friends
>work at a gas station
>about to start uni this year
>still have anxiety about work
>slightly overweight, but look normal under clothes
>want to drop down to 60kg but have no motivation right now and love food
>6 inch penis looks micro when flaccid
>also manlet in a country where the majority is above 6’
ouch

>have tons and tons of hobbies but not enough time to fully immerse myself in any of them
>want to be remembered through the legacy of my work
does not compute

Callum?

>23
>STEM graduate who wants to work in finanace probably
>wealthy family
>somewhat autismal, had to try very hard to become more sociable
>large penor but one (1) sexual encounter in my life
>wonder what direction is righteous/worthy in life while judging myself constantly
>not happy with myself
>post in stupid threads because I need the company of people who understand me over the internet that I for some weird reason consider my friends

200,000$ in the bank is retarded, you're just losing 2% a year on inflation.
Invest the money in securities or real estate

>semichad
>very little success with girls
user, bad news. you're a loser in denial

>21
>phone salesman
>writing scripts
>editing videos for fun
>generally funny
>I go great lengths to pull off a joke
>smart but due to years of not giving a shit lost motivation and basically made myself dumb
>low achiever in work
>want to work in film but too scared to even tell people I want to

>21
>Political science major in college
>Browses Yea Forums, specifically /pol/ and Yea Forums
>Anger Management
>Suicidal
>NRA member
>Listens to Industrial music and new wave
>Speaks English, German, and little Latin
>Not close with family
>Dream is to be an ICE officer, so I can deport alien scum

>watch pro wrestling

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>24
>bartender at a local pub
>gay, but doesn't care to mention it every time they meet someone new
>plays vidya in spare time
>helps out friends family if they need it
>quiet when I'm by myself but always up for a conversation
>hates both politics and talking about politics
>struggles with chronic existential depression but takes meds for it
>browses Yea Forums to get away from every day bullshit
>lives life one day at a time, not thinking about the future or what might happen

>pub
>means your a brit

You didn't need to tell us you were gay.

>bragging about having 200k despite working for a supposed top 5 tech company
>conveniently omits his residence so means he's probably renting which means that 200k means fuckall
>works 60 to 80 hour weeks
>too stupid to invest money
>"no honey the baby has a dark complexion because my grandmother was half-sicilian"
And worst of all
>is a wojakposter

I'm 36 and slightly more successful/less angsty than the other mid-30's incels that ruin this board.

I've actually been meaning to watch that sometime, cool shit man.

24
Masters student in Mechanical Engineering. Halfway into my program and about to start thesis work, somewhat struggling to get a paper into a conference right now

>25
>Never had a credit card, job that pays well but is boring, no friends, virgin, kissless, never even hold hands with a girl, relationship with family it's okay I was always the autistic sheep of the family but since I've good job and can provide for myself they don't think I'm that bad.
>The only human contact I have are basic interactions with coworkers and people in the service industry.
>When I'm not working I spend time trading crypto, working out and shitposting on 4channel.
>My last vacation I spend the whole week inside the house playing dark souls games

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>be 25 year old virgin
>never had a gf because I don't know how to flirt, neither do I have the balls to try it
>did kiss a few girls when I was younger and a bit more chad-like
>recently graduated and looking for work
>have 8k student debt, going to oay it off when I get work
>generally a social person who never had trouble with making friends or making people like me
>found religion and became more serious with it lately
>like to read about history, do work out and am interested into mysticism

>19
you are still young mate, dont give up

the hurt locker, just cause you remind me of my friend and he liked that movie.

>19
>squandered his youth
nigga shut the fuck up you have 6 whole fucking years before you can start saying that