When will the hebraic powers that be see fit to bless us with a good werewolf movie/high budget miniseries?
Werewolves
Jeremiah Brooks
Camden Walker
Vampires are interesting because they can be used to make a lot of social commentary, it originaly was a satire of decaying aristocracies of the 19th century.
Werewolves are just "dude what if a guy went crazy and killed people" and we already have true crime and black people for that
Elijah Lopez
werewolves are more about addiction and mental illnesses and losing control of yourself due to it
Austin Edwards
>werewolves not representing pent-up desires being unleashed
that's what I think it means. Am I on the right track?
Alexander Wood
what's more alpha, a werewolf, a werebear or a werecroc?
Owen Howard
cringe
based
Jonathan Miller
IRL a bear would fuck up a wolf so werebear
Connor Butler
A bear would fuck up a wolf because the bear is bigger and stronger, this is is the were-versions, they're not 1-1 otherwise the Werewolf wouldn't be massive/people sized. Now, if they're both scaling then the Were-Bear would be Cave Troll level fuckhuge and obviously would win against the other two and likely a fucking tank, but if its based off the person pre-transformation than they would be roughly the same size, meaning the wolf would have a huge advantage, especially against something as bulky as a human-ish-bear.
How big is the were-bear is the question.
Cooper Martin
There are absolutely no good werewolf movies.
Ryan King
American Werewolf in London?
Matthew Roberts
werecroc of course
Xavier Watson
It's shit.
Juan Baker
dog soldiers?
Jaxson Foster
it is? how so?
Noah Foster
How? It's considered one of the best. That transformation scene alone is worth watching it, that and Jenny Agutter's tits
Adam Gomez
#teamjacob
Adrian Nelson
it is weird how vampires have so many specific weaknesses, they're kinda like "that kid with too many allergies" among the monsters
James Richardson
>Werewolves are just "dude what if a guy went crazy and killed people" and we already have true crime and black people for that
utterly based
Bentley Butler
Weretiger curbstomp all of them!
Julian Moore
I don't think you understand
the most chaddest type of monsters in movies are the kaiju
Gabriel Lewis
You seriously believe a weretiger can beat a werebear?
Logan Turner
I like to make wewwolf MOVIES
Carter Rodriguez
Cringe and not blehpilled
Tyler Garcia
a wereman would fucking destroy them all
Easton Evans
fpbp
Lincoln Miller
t. jukka sarasti
Levi Davis
Werefrog?
Hunter Garcia
>wereman
Jason Cruz
"were" comes from a word meaning "man" so a wereman would literally be a "man man"
Nathaniel Perry
so he's like Popeye?
Jonathan Adams
>why yes, I do transform into a wereman when the full moon comes up
Tyler Brown
Double man? Some sort of twice the man I am ? Would a Man Man grow larger in size or in character?
Dominic Howard
Jose Gray
Just size
David Clark
>good tier
Proper Draculas
Posessions
Greys
>okay tier
Mummies
Fish Men
>never scary bitch tier
Frankensteins
Zombies
Werewolves
Any other space aliens
Joshua Wright
but are wolves are that big?
many werewolves look like furry hulks
Eli Barnes
that's a big man
Parker Johnson
By all rights a Frankenstein's monster should be the scariest but the way Shelley wrote his character you just end up feeling sorry for the pathetic sod.
Maybe if there was some sort of Cronenberg-esque sort of body-horror re-imagining the idea could be scary again
Camden King
A werehouse because it can contain all other monsters in boxes
Jaxon Harris
SATANIC TRIPS CONFIRM
Christian Davis
>fishmen
if deep ones used some kind of magic to make themselves hotter, everyone would fuck them or made female versions
just a thought I had
Ryder Perry
Werelion wins every time
Oliver Miller
Check this out
Caleb Taylor
>transforming into a house
this is some deviantart tier shit
Josiah Barnes
nah man it's half man, half other man.
ignore the faggy tumblr speak
Benjamin Ramirez
Anyone have the spiderman werehouse copypasta?
Henry Clark
I just wish we got some good non-gay vampire and werewolf kinos
Josiah Johnson
Friendly Reminder: Yea Forums is a Bleh board.
Anthony Powell
>tfw you will never be a 500 IQ vampire merged with your AI ship waifu trying to help brainlet humans deal with an alien eldritch horror
jdimsa
Christopher Cooper
based
Robert Moore
If your gf turned into a werecat once a month, would you still fuck her?
Nicholas Murphy
You're literally a homosexual
Samuel Roberts
wolfniggers go home
Gabriel Scott
...
Levi Rivera
>it originally was a satire of decaying aristocracies of the 19th century
Dracula was more about a hunnish threat and the legacy of an invading horde raping and pillaging a country. It expressed anglo fears about their british empire falling to a foreign power
Also Vampires have been around in folklore for a lot longer than the 19th century.
Sebastian Ward
>wereman just invents a gun and kills the other werebeasts
Jack Cruz
Werewolves are too kino for the visual medium.
Landon Ross
That’s a pathetically simplistic take on werewolves. In the right hands, they’re not evil, just the personification of nature’s wrath.
Hudson Johnson
One of the few truly good werewolf movies.
Dylan Clark
guys
what about a
werevampire
Ethan Bailey
>In the right hands, they’re not evil, just the personification of nature’s wrath.
So, black people.
Aiden Nelson
reminder that sunlight doesn't kill Dracula, it just makes him lose his powers. Also vampires only real weakness are holy stuff and extreme blood loss (such as decapitation or blowing up).
Vampires can also turn into bats, wolves, mist, rats, and climb walls.
t. Vampire expert
Nathaniel Evans
The fact that’s you went through with the effort to make a “sexy” khajit shows how much of a waste of oxygen you are.
Ayden Parker
Brody Phillips
FINALLY an excuse to post this ancient image
Mason Adams
Isaiah Hall
>memecenter.com
Ethan Gray
In Shelley’s story, the creation is never the monster; Frankenstein is.
Ian Carter
Fuck. That’s like a small horse.
Dominic Roberts
the wereincel
Easton Price
> Vampires originated from the 19th century
Nice headcanon
Chase Gray
Thriller but a real movie when?
Gavin Mitchell
Fuck no. Werewolves don’t tend to kill their own.
Michael Fisher
>Modern Vampires
>A new kind of vampire was created in the nineteenth century by authors such as J. Sheridan Le Fanu and Bram Stoker. Le Fanu’s Carmilla: A Vampyre Tale (1872) and Stoker’s Dracula (1897) combined the horror of the revenant with eroticism and spawned an industry that equated the vampire with seduction. Though Bram Stoker named his vampire after a historical fifteenth-century Wallachian prince, the name of Dracula is not associated with vampires in Romania. Since the publication of Stoker’s Dracula, vampires have developed into something completely separate from their folkloric antecedents. Modern fictional vampires cannot see themselves in a mirror, are afraid of crosses, and are friends with wolves. They create other vampires by drinking victims’ blood, then forcing the victims to drink their blood. The stake driven through the vampire must be through the heart rather than the abdomen. And the vampire cannot enter a private residence without an invitation.
Now please don't "uhh akshually" again or you'll be banned.
Gavin Ramirez
Bleh
Kayden Reyes
Even if both were 8 feet tall a werewolf would be a lanky bony fuck, most of the hair is just nothing like a lions mane. A werebear would have a ton of muscle over the wolf.
Luis Morgan
> possessions better than fish men
invalid
Zachary Rogers
>t. Vampire expert
Die you monster!
Joseph Anderson
Only faggots care about social commentary. Why the fuck should it matter? werewolves are cool.
Aiden Reyes
>sunlight doesn't kill dracula
this apply to all vampires? how did the sunlight insta-dust thing come from
Nathaniel Cooper
haven't you got farmers to terrorise?
Justin King
Christian traditions married to Hollywood’s need to place some limitations on them.
Christian Sullivan
The Creature never terrorized any farmers. I only lived in a barn for a short time until I gathered my faculties.
Gavin Hill
Dracula was vlad the impaler
Leo Williams
Vampires are all about venereal disease.
Werewolves are about the duality of man.
Ryan James
Are you saying he doesn't belong in this world?
Tyler Young
witch hunter apu a cute
Zachary Smith
If you like vampires, you will likely get looked at like an edgy snowflake unless you prove yourself. If you like werewolves you will be assumed to be a furry or a similar sex freak that thinks they're an animal no matter what you do. This is nobody's fault but your own and you should have thought this decision through better before taking it.
Sebastian Long
Humans are an animal
Chase Rogers
>Shelley
>his
Noah Lee
“His” is referring to Frankenstein in that sentence.
Josiah Campbell
You're correct now that I reread the sentence, but you see how I could make that mistake, right?
Eli Reyes
Absolutely.
Parker Carter
I don't know, user.
*closes door and removes belt*
Why don't you convince me that it was an easy mistake to make?
Jace Lopez
I thought it was the meme about Percy ghost writing it
Connor Thompson
Did anyone here like Late Phases? I loved it even though it's kinda dumb. I've loved werewolf movies ever since my dad taped Silver Bullet off of TV. I also watched American Werewolf in London and The Howling with him.
Evan Powell
I really, really liked it. I would have liked it even more if it had turned out to have a twist ending where it’s revealed that the protagonist had contracted the “curse.”
Kayden Walker
Justin Wright
fpbp
David Jackson
Bleh
Gavin Morris
>techno music starts playing
Lincoln Clark
Christian Young
Werehog
Angel Butler
>I'M A MERMAN FATHER! A MERMAN!
Jeremiah King
Suck my dick
Kevin Walker
Vampires represent the Jews actually
Alexander Clark
Shitty modern interpretation. It's not that all those things kill vampires, it's that you NEED all those things just to have a hope against them.
Jace Lewis
A motherfucking WEREDRAGON is the most alpha of them all and I want to see weredragons having sex with female gypsies.
Jordan Sullivan
Here's your wereman bro
Adrian Turner
Thats because they were originally a metaphor for jews. That's why they hate crosses