Army Dog

What were the most memorable scenes?

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DUHH LE ARMY DOG WAR CRIME KILL CHILDREN
DUHH UPVOTED FUNNY GREEN TEXTS
DUHH LE WIFEY SEXY TIME TYRONE NINTENDO SWITCH DRUMPF

Are you... Not being serious on a serious board for serious discussion. I am an ADULT and I DEMAND that my ANIME FORUM is serious 100% of the time!!!!

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The rapin

Dog movie thread? Dog movie thread.

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When the army dog calls the muslim kid a nigger and then forces his knot inside of him

I WANNA SEX THAT SEXY SEXY DOG

Move over Air Spud, this is the real kino dog movie.

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What was the symbolism of this shot?

This shot?

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Fancy meeting you here, old friend

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xd agin hehe le army dogggo
>le scene where army doggo kill ppl and then tortures ppl then run over ppl with a tank....................

umm le sgt woofer..

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>le scene wher Cpl. Goodboi n Pvt Buddy beat Pvt Poodle wit soap
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DAE should o be rated NC17

oowowo wt* uhmmmm ****shivers***

i need to uh.... lie down

WHAT LE FUCK?

wasnt expecting that xP

jesus raimi xDd

GOOD doggo le pupper doggo lewoofer

le navy kot n kitter help n kitty navy le Admiral Friskers

XD XD XD haha dude xd dude xd xd HAHA pfffftHAHAAA! you are SO ironic bro haha you are FUNNY my dude FUNNY what a FUNNY little man, you are!

HAAAAAA hahaha DUUUDE u r LITERALLY funnier than every1 BROOO!!! funnier than any1 i have EVER SEEN BRO HAHAHA hahaha XD XD XD
the irony haha the irony hahaha it make me cry so funny haha its just so funny omg

You. you are funny dude. you are so better than everyone dude you are funny. funny man. you are so very funny dude. (You) are funny. hilarious post. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you are FUNNY!

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le doggowoofer pupuuper le sgt kibbles le doggo n navy litter le snek too doggo :) then le General Alpo xD hard 2 watchh le kino

goodest boi le Pvt Pupper le good doggo and best

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AshleyFag... You son of a bitch.

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>the punji stick rape scene

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The intro when Grace Van Dien's character gets army dog to fuck her
Don't know why they had to show that but it mustve been important somehow

jesus christ

That black lab was clearly unarmed- hell, he was already in handcuffs. Why did Cop Dog pull the trigger?

>that long, graphic, gratuitous lady-boy sex scene with young Uncle Ben in the collapsed bamboo shack
How did this get approved in a children's movie? We will never know.

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He knew he was a known repeat offender and would have been bailed out by his retarded chihuahua girlfriend, Army Dog simply prevented him from committing another crime.

*Cop Dog
Ftfy

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Maybe, but firing six shots? The lab wasn't even moving after the first two.

Common mistake; Cop Dog joined the force after two terms in the military.

i called the police

>That scene where he places Colombian catnip on that Siamese cat
>That scene where cop dog brutally mauls a pit bull for dissing him
>That scene where cop starts inhaling dumpster fumes while visiting the local elementary school.
Powerful Stuff.

I thought the multiple domestic abuse scenes, brutal as they may have been, were surprisingly nuanced. They really showed the extreme stress put on Cop Dog by the job while still not condoning his repeated strikes on his wife.

>That scene where cop dog brutally mauls a pit bull for dissing him
That Pit deserved it, I wish we could go back to having segregated dog parks.

Veteranarians like Chinese food

When he went through the aftermath of a napalm strike that accidentally landed on friendly positions.

I refuse to believe a single human being is retarded enough and has so much time to spare to write all of this in one sitting.

Kys

fuck you redditors

Cop Dog lives on the edge. Can Army Dog then be viewed as a prequel or spiritual successor then?

Army dog isn't even a real veteran.

Army Dog threads attract a lot of hate.
It was a pretty controversial film.

He's seen more war and killed more people than 99% of 'real' soldiers.

Ohhhh! You got proof to back that up? Last I saw he had a DD214. He’s a goddamn hero. That chihuahua would have been gutted by Haji if he hadn’t come to the rescue.

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>Private Connor reporting for duty!
>wearing a Specialist rank on his ACH

Square yourself away Army Dog

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I like to believe he put a teelve gauge in his mouth and pulled the trigger as he hit post

>that scene when he finally makes detective but uncovers massive corruption and is threatened with death if he squeals

Ahaa you're a dingus

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have sex, and don't shoot up anything you freak.

hehe i can has lots of sex~~~~

sex with people no...... but ;) ;) ;0 ;)

Oh hey, you're those two faggots who tried to derail Karen threads!