I SAID SUCK A DICK
I SAID SUCK A DICK
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Is that Ol Billy Redface?
In the gingerly flesh
is that bill burr? Sauce?
How is it possible for one man to lose every ounce of talent after marriage
Nia sucked his soul
He used to be great now he's merely above average
>listening him become more and more cucked as his podcast progresses
It's a neat little timeline
it's him losing it in philly
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I work overnights and am allowed to wear headphones as I work, his podcast is still comfy but I miss the early days, Nia succubis’d his comedy
Same I work three twelves in a row every week and listen to it for most of it
Don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do when I get caught up
Cringe.
Him and Rogan are the only two podcasts I can sit through anymore, occasionally I’ll flick around for sports and maybe some politics and crime but some nice shooting the shit podcasts always makes the time go by quicker. Finding that same problem though with running out of episodes to listen to
15 fucking minutes left
[crowd booing]
>tfw work graveyard shift while monitoring screens where nothing ever happens at night, but someone has to be there because of safety procedures
None of my colleagues wanted the shift because they get bored to death being alone in a dark room for 8 hours. I'm having the time of my life shitposting and watching movies 8 hours every night while getting paid.
listen to Matt and Shane
That shits gonna get old user, I guarantee it
>literally paid to do nothing besides shitpost
Don’t ever fucking waste this opportunity user, I’m sure eventually you’ll get bored or wanna do something but I wish I had time to kill while being paid for it, could finally get through audiobooks
>some nice shooting the shit podcasts
try the bonfire
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Been 5 years now and it only keeps getting better. I fucking hate socializing, and the interwebs is filled with endless entertainment. It's like being a NEET, except I get paid $90k a year to shitpost. They are unironically paying me $56 extra per 8 hour shift because staying awake at night is hard for normies. This isn't a dead-end job, either, so if I ever get a family I could always go daytime to pursue muh middle management dream.
I am forever jealous of Bill's family life and forever loling at the incels online who will never have that
what the fuck are you monitoring? A dosimeter?
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES
Unironically tunnels, because they act as bottlenecks in the event of various serious incidents.
The safety protocols doesn't take into account that there are barely any fucking cars on the road at that time. The politicians just demanded 24/7 monitoring and keeping tunnels clear for potential evacuations, so here I am.
Best part is that I don't even have to watch the monitors. An alarm goes off whenever sensors inside the tunnels indicates unusual patterns or full stops. The alarm hasn't gone off in about 3 weeks now, and the last time it did, it was because some faggots engine stopped.
how did you get the job? just applied and lucked out?
Yes. Everyone else in the department hated the graveyard shift, and since I loved it nobody objected when I asked to fill it fulltime.
It does require some serious experience and work during the daytime shifts, though.
You one bridge having town.
For me, it's the donut