Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

kek

this is the sad truth. You wouldnt jump into an ape exhibit at the zoo, wouldja? Maybe a penguin or a meerkat exhibit, but not an ape one

they should get kevin feige to run disneyland, this never would have happened on his watch

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Disneyland

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cast him

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wherever i am, i must also chimpout

USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!

IM GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT

Still not as bad as the Chinese
Seeing a foreigner take a shit on main street USA made me die inside.
It summed up our entire current political climate for me.
In Florida it’s the cubans, imagine animalistic heckling in Spanish on every attraction the entire time.

how embarrassing

Based black hating Mexican

Happiest place on earth!

all these dudes can actually be charged with battery in CA

Have sex

Why do nogs behave like this? They can afford Disneyland so they're obviously not poor.

That's probably why he left so quickly. Smart dude.

They can “afford” it thanks to credit cards

Why am I going to step in and risk my wellbeing to help a bunch of useless idiots? They're making complete fools of themselves in front of their children and a crowd of spectators.
I can only imagine what those kids have been through at home in private.

A stunning example of black excellence

Black excellence :)

Back in 2001 when I was in elementary school an old sikh man took a shit on the street that wasn't too far from our window. Our teacher had to close the blinds because we were all going crazy watching it happen. I live in Canada.

Terry Crews as the red shirt guy

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry, and Tyler Perry

but sikh are bro-tier

Holy fuck that bottom lip LMAO

even if it's whites it'd be a bad idea to step into that mess because they are a family
I heard countless stories of a man beating his wife or girlfriend in public, some idiot wanting to play the hero and got involved, a fight broke out between him and the perpetrator and then the police gets called
the other men and his wife make up again and suddenly accuse the good samaritan of being the aggressor
it's two against one and he gets fucked in court
probably not applicable in this situation because of the many cameras but still, don't get involved in other people's bullshit

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is there any place that is more of a hell on earth than disneyland? Why the fuck do people put themselves through that garbage for a few shotty instagram photos?

>niggers
>mutts
>women acting like chimps
>faking injury
>fat bitch on a mobility scooter even though she can walk
>fat redneck with an MMA tshirt
>"security" is a few losers who have never been in a fight before

murrica in a nutshell

dude solid snake'd his ass and got the fuck out of there lol

just the place to take your kids this summer

>3 armpits
>per arm

This is far more entertaining than any of the actual attractions at Disneyland

I didn't know they were expanding the Wild Kingdom...

>Literally everyone is fat
What the fuck

Disney World is a complete shit hole and there is no reason to take your children to it.

What if I want my children to see niggers fighting each other?
checkmate atheist

THIS IS THE AUDIENCE DISNEY WANTED

Ryan Gosling

Everyone is played by Eddie Murphy even the white people

I'd recommend Tokyo Disneyland if you want to experience Disneyland without the garbage people

based

Your joke here doesn’t work for a couple of reasons:
1. This took place at Disneyland in California
2. It’s *Animal Kingdom* which is at Disney World in Florida
Verdict: joke fail

>security lets him walk away in the end

wtf? I used to work security at a big ballpark and if someone had been going fucking nuts like that dude and hitting on women he would have had 3 of us on his back until the sheriffs showed up

It's so dense, there's so much going on

I think this would be an acceptable scene in which to have a whitewashed casting.

My country...

>the scooter
>get up, carmella!
>i'm going to jail tonight!
>right in front of goofy's house
>you hit my momma?
>who's baby is that

LOVING EVERY LAUGH. thank you so much for posting. on the real though, these poor people have problems and it's kind of sad, but funny as hell

If security had tried that at Disneyland he would have been fired that day

Ariel wished for legs and got more than she bargained for.

jesus christ, thats George Zimmerman

youtube.com/watch?v=Cyt0ViDtJ_w

Nah, he's on private property and Disney has lawyers and surveillance footage to show that security would have been reactive. So long as you aren't excessive it wont even see trial.

There were a number of times where people were screaming about suing us as they were being hauled out to county lockup. Then they'd sober up and eat the charge or realize how much trouble it is to sue when you're the one in the wrong.

The guard is following him until the cops show up, in many places security is just suppose to obverse and report

>motr

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Do people still go to disneyland? The place sounds like it's overpopulated and filled with gross people.

Dude, once again we are talking about Disneyland. "Cast Members" are not supposed to get involved whatsoever. If they see people shopping at the gift shop they are supposed to call it in, but never confront the person.

>this cant be happening i'm in charge here!

"Security?! We have a situation here!"

my country.............

my heritage.....................

can't let muslims in to ruin this perfect place........................
happiest palce.................. on earth

her legs are larger than my torso

Typical.

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Never had this happen the many times I've been to Disney in Florida, are Californians really this fucked?

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NO ONE goes. And no one should. it STINKS
>I swear I’m not just a pass holder trying to get smaller crowds

Holy shit. This video does mean we have to import 300 million Muslims. Great point bro

>>if only you knew how bad things really are

>mfw when checking dubs

It's literally filled with nasty pig dog americans who are obese. I don't understand why anyone would want to go there.

imagine the smell

>and suddenly accuse the good samaritan of being the aggressor
that's what you should get for using half measures.
if by the time the police show up you didn't manage to get them on your side, you've failed to use the proper measures to rectify the situation.

>Why the fuck do people put themselves through that garbage
children under the age of 12 who don't know any better, or could conceive of the nightmare of surveilence and police presence in the magical kingdom of EPCOT-- er, "Disneyland"

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Only an idiot steps in to break up a fight involving people you don't know, no matter the race or sex.

>pig dog
sounds interesting

Not Disney world in florida, its just tourists.

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE

>cast black ariel to appeal to black people
>black people go to the parks
>toontown property value plummets

The joke is that Americans pretend they're better than anyone else. This wouldn't happen at a Disneyland in any other nation.

Wrong, Disney in a nutshell. America is a racist nazi regime under trump, remember?

How did these niggers get into Disneyland anyways? They look like they're on welfare and food stamps.

Goofy puts his house up for sale, no offers. Many such cases

what is he saying?

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