Realistically, what would you do in this scenario?

don't forget that you need to trail him off to fucking Staten Island

Laugh at him because I'm not a cuck like Louis and then call his bluff. I'd proceed to mock him for how obvious it is that he gets abused by his parents.

You probably would get your ass beat if you did that. Not a good idea.

Fight obviously, i mean it beats being a little bitch.

itt: no one has ever been in a fight

carry.

no but i've been beat up a couple times. one of the reasons i concealed carry now

get on my knees and suck his cock

have fun in prison

100% called his buff
Yeah, like that prep school trust fund asshole has ever been in a real fight

Louie is like twice the size of the Chad. Louie using his fat ass as restraint would give him a decent chance. Although I’m not a complete Cuck King so I think of things in a different way.

You de-escalate and avoid a fight with a minor (who has friends with him)

If you're with a woman who judges you for that, good riddance. I wouldn't want to be with a girl who expects me to get into random fights for "muh honor"

stood up. that kid is no taller than 5'9", and his hands were obviously in rough shape from his previous fight. the bluff could not be more obvious

Tell him to fuck off, shoot him if he doesn't.

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Realistically there's nothing you can do, no matter what happens you get fucked
>fight back and win: date freaks out that you, a grown man, would beat up a teenager - get arrested for assaulting a minor
>fight back and lose: date dumps you on your way to the emergency room
>try to defuse: date sees you as a pussy for not engaging in physical violence
>get up and leave: see above

>when was the last time you got your ass kicked
>say loudly "afghanistan"
every single person in his friend group would then be questioning him, not just about trying to fight you, but about whether he could beat you

Those aren't your only options. The only reason it ended up the way it did is because of the "sassy" way Louis escalated the situation socially by effectively saying "hey punks, I'm an adult, keep it down."

I'm not a big tough guy, but I'm physically intimidating enough to not look like a cowering pussy. The combination of intimidating and friendly works very well for getting guys like this to chill out. Even if it doesn't seem like they're the kind of guys who would respond to that, it's more "alpha" to get up and leave the restaurant than it is to act like Louis did. You can get out of that gracefully without looking like a pussy.

Louis wanted to have his cowardly cake and eat it, too. The young guy knew he couldn't back it up, and he challenged him on it, probably because he's very insecure and surrounded by violence. Acting like Louis did is a sure way to piss guys like that off and create conflicts where none need exist.

I've been in a few fights. Lost more than I won. I took some conflict resolution courses and started doing security part-time, and it changed how I approach situations like this.

Also I carry always, and knowing I could splatter someone's brains in a heartbeat really makes me more inclined to avoid fights than participate in them.

I would probably be carrying my baton so if it came to blows I would beat the shit out of him. Would probably take it outside though so I wouldn't get in trouble with the po po.

>say loudly "afghanistan"
>they ask you what unit/division you served in
>sweat buckets and can't come up with answer
>they beat you up for stolen valor

>I wouldn't want to be with a girl who expects me to get into random fights for "muh honor"
women don't expect you to fight, they expect you to stand up for yourself, and them. why would a woman want to be with a man who lets other men walk all over them? as the weaker sex, they need a man who is capable of protecting them. think about it. now stop being a pussy

The best part of the scene was the kid they cast. The fact that he's not some huge dude but just a regular build quasi-manlet makes it all the more humiliating. He did a great job in the role.

>get beat up/incarcerated so you don't get dumped
you never leave the house do you?

Id say “Never and I don’t think today will be my first you Manlet.”

Have fun dating shallow uninteresting sluts

follow him home and fuck his dad up

youtube.com/watch?v=8xIZVMJjvHQ

>going through life as a minimum wage pussy loner instead of standing up for yourself
enjoy your miserable existence

yikes

>he offers the fake handshake
>I tell the girl to please excuse us while smiling
>I stand up, put one hand on his shoulder and walk him back to his friends while saying something like "ok come on, let's have a talk"
>Once we are with his friends I explain to them in a friendly but also overbearing demeanor that being a bit quieter isn't worth causing trouble over
>The entire time I'm doing this my hand doesn't leave the guy' shoulder. Once I'm done talking to them I give him a smack on the back, it will be somewhat friendly but will serve to tell them that I'm a physical guy

what are you on about autist?

>b-b-but real women love pussies!
yeah keep telling yourself that mate

Yelling at them like that was the first wrong move. He could've spun it into "man, fuck this place. wanna get out of here?". I think that's what Louis (as the director/writer, not the character) himself is actually trying to imply with the way she's acting, initially.

Good episode, though.

you're a pussy.

kill him
dont care about consequences, dont care about prison, wouldn't even think about it, the moment he disrespects me like that he's a walking corpse

>Oy, get a load of this racist. What the fuck is your problem man? Hey, this guy's a racist. You know how much black people have suffered? Maybe we ought to make you suffer, to teach you a lesson. Get the fucking racist! No, don't help him. He's a fucking racist.

Yeah it comes off as almost passive aggressive.

>the moment he disrespects me like that he's a walking corpse

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Yikes

no

This.
The tough guys here are forgetting that he also has his friends with him and that's another reason why he's so brave.

genuinely dont understand this mindset, you let people just get in your face and punk you like that? can i just walk into your house call you a cunt and fuck your girl? and you're gonna sit there and take it because you dont want to be edgy?

I would shoot them all, bitch included.

Take my dick out and start jerking off in front of them.

I wouldn't have bothered him in the first place.

so if they jump in you lose a fight, everyone loses fights, who the fuck cares
the point is you fight

>bullies bad

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>get killed
>who the fuck cares

Impressive dominant move. Maintain eye contact the entire time.

an armed society is a polite society

>oh god im so scared of dying i can never look sideways at anyone they might kill me omg
how do you function

Fight for what? Leaving the place would give you the opportunity to escalate with the girl instead of risking getting hurt/arrested for no reason.

It absolutely was passive aggressive. That's why it lead to the kid humiliating him. People who are insecure and use violence to compensate can smell a pussy easily, and being a grown man acting passive aggressive absolutely screams simpering pussy.

>say the taliban
>allahu akbar
bet you thought you had me with that one

ez
youtube.com/watch?v=QWPfKQJ5oSo

I will just answer as realistically and honestly as I could:
Even if he could kick my ass there is no way in hell I would roll over like Louis did, not with my personality. I would go the talk shit get hit route. I wouldn't assume I could most definitely beat his ass, but I would not have responded to his questions with anything more than sarcasm. I would probably invite it just with my words.

And I will even give him the benefit of the doubt and say he might be tough, but I'm almost certain it wouldn't be as one sided as he makes it out to be. He's fucking cocky and he's not even that large.

fight because you cant look yourself in the mirror after that day if you dont
some people are just different i guess, but someone steps to me like that its a fight, dont give a fuck

it's too bad I always carry my fencing sword from practice when I go out
dude would get rapier'd

>I would probably be carrying my baton

kek wut

I think about this scene frequently, in particular since I began carrying every time I leave the house. There are a lot of ways to handle this situation that don't involve looking like a little bitch, and when you have a gun you don't need to prove shit, least of all to yourself.

Louis started this shit by acting like a little bitch, and continued to be humiliated for it.

For the record, if you think "fighting" is the correct option here, you are definitely the kind of person who is too much of a pussy to fight. Know how I know? Cause Louis addressed the kid like a bitch who would lose a fight would. If you can't spot that immediately, you are also a bitch who would get their ass kicked in a fight.

Just start calling the cops, he can do what he wants until they get there but he'll spend the night in jail for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>what you order tonight son?
>a-a slice
>yeah with a side of ass whoopin
then i'd punch him in the dick

As soon as he asked me to apologize, I'd just stare up at him and say "Here's the part where I call the police." and that would be that. If he tries to check me, arms up, chin tucked, fight back, he goes to jail and I call self defense. If he tries to call me a pussy, I'd say the real pussy needs his posse of thugs to act tough in front of somebody on a date.

Realistically, the bully can't win in this situation. The only reason he does win is because Louis plays a supreme pussy of a character in this moment; it's intentional, to create this kind of response from the audience. I've been up against posturing idiots like this, and the second you confront them with the law, they'll usually disperse, or you just gotta get into a short punch up before they do. Remember, chin tucked, arms up.

>For the record, if you think "fighting" is the correct option here, you are definitely the kind of person who is too much of a pussy to fight.
Wait what, so real fighters never fight?

Jack Reacher is fucking boomer kino. Seriously watch it from the mindset of 60 year old Tom Clancy fan who retired from the military in the 80s. I have never laughed so hard at a movie.

No different than Louis probably. He's a fucking kid and he has his faggot friends with him, I'm not going to pretend I can beat 5 or 6 people at the same time. If he throws the punch first I'm going to defend myself.

Not much more you can do in this situation than just tell him to stop being a loud obnoxious cunt and then fuck off with your female friend if he's going to be a dick and keep on keeping on.

That doesn't work if the justice system is non-existent or corrupt.

>Good episode, though.
What is the show about?

No, it's that the situation escalated the way it did because Louis acted like a passive aggressive bitch who has never been in a fight. If you've been in fights before, you would not have approached that situation the same way from the very beginning.

real fighters know fighting is dangerous on multiple levels

Why are 4channelers in this thread pretending to be tough guys?

Y'all are like the fat fedora niggas who swing katanas in a YouTube video

nah real fighters have limited self control and their fight reflex kicks in rather than their puss out reflex and they just start swinging

Start jacking off in front of him.

That's a hell of a reach, but expecting to get Shawshank Redemption'd by some random thugs in a bar at whatever AM is far-fetched, and, usually, just the sound of sirens approaching or the threat of cops is enough to make people think twice about whatever they're doing.

At absolute worst, you have a witness (the woman you're with) and she'll say that he did indeed escalate the situation.

Apparently there is more to the scene? What happens after the clip ends

he stalks the kid then kills him in his sleep

Louie was just as in the wrong as the bully was for knowing he’s a pussy but still trying to posture for his date. In situations like these 9/10 the best route is to calmly approach and just nicely ask if they’d be mindful of you trying to have a nice dinner with a woman, maybe throw in a joke in private you’re trying to get laid if you have enough charm. There’s absolutely nothing bets about handling it calmly and friendly

Only time that doesn’t work is with blacks, your only two options are leaving or fighting at that point

Beta*

Are most posters ITT legitimately retarded?
>going in a shit place in the first place
>asking a group of overexcited teens to shut up
you're literally asking to get punched

Not much. Even if I was stronger than I am, there's only so many guys that one person can take in a fight. This episode is the perfect example of why you must arm yourself, especially in the city. Don't let yourself be a victim. Don't let yourself be at the mercy of some random thug like Louis was in this scene.

If you're not willing to arm yourself, then what's your answer? Genuinely. To call the cops while you're getting beat half to death and hope that they pay for their crimes after the fact? To just hope that they'll be kind enough to spare you?

And as always, arming yourself doesn't guarantee your safety. Nothing can. Saying this isn't a compelling argument against it. All arming yourself can do is even the playing field. People who are against self defense have no alternative other than "don't get yourself in these situations", as if you can account for what everyone else in the world will do or where a psycho might pop up.

And don't respond with some strawman acting like I'm suggesting you become some sort of vigilante. We're talking about self-defense.

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Yes. Exactly. Louis maybe didn't realize it, but he escalated the situation and the kid only responded the way he did because of that.

With niggers, though, all bets are off. If you're an area with a pack of wild niggers you should have already left before it gets to any situation where you're interacting with them, and if you do, you BETTER be carrying.

I'm in love with the books, one of my favorite thriller series. The first movie was kino, they kinda screwed the epoch hard with the second though

What you suggest though is a pretty comical angle to come at it though, kek

Have fun in prison.

Realistically, I wouldn't ever be in this situation because I don't leave my house and I've never been on a date.

If it did happen, I would probably just call the guy a retarded manchild and ignore him until he went away. What is he going to do, force me to fight him in a public place?

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Nah, I don't live in a Democrat-run shithole.

Most posters ITT would never do anything of the sort; the game of the thread is to put yourself in Louis's shoes in THAT MOMENT specifically, where he's already done both of those things. Of course, nobody here would actually be stupid enough to bring a grown ass woman on a date into a teenager's hangout, and certainly wouldn't try to confront a bunch of rowdy retards over how loud they are; they'd just leave immediately. But, we wanna talk shit about how we'd escalate / de-escalate once it's already past that point.

I say this as a person who is literally always armed: real self defense dictates you not escalate the situation this way, and that you leave rather than confront a crowd of people. If having a gun makes you cocky enough to think that's acceptable, you shouldn't be carrying a gun. You're either going to kill someone you don't have to (probably a bad idea, realistically) or get that gun snatched right out of your hands because you clearly aren't trained in the most fundamental kind of self-defense, so chances are you're not going to do very well in a situation where you actually have to draw, either.

In my experience rowdy white kids are much harder to deal with because they're entitled little fucks who've never had to deal with authority.

Every time I've confronted a group of loud black kids they immediately default to "sorry, sir," and back off because they know that getting the police involved means they're totally fucked.

Realistically, I would not even have a date. Realistically, I would not even leave my room. And even if that miracle date would happen out of nowhere I surely wouldn't have the balls to loudly exclaim my discomfort to anyone.

Realistically.

The bully could have come over and been a dick, in response to Louis 'wrong' handling of the situation, without the whole "WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS BRO?! HUH? HUH? WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS". If Louis was in the wrong, and you admit the kid was too, that's fine, but I would argue the kid still took it too far.

yikes

Oh ok then I'd just buy some time until the staff kicks them out, saying some bullshit for a couple of minute won't be an issue

Oh absolutely. The kid wasn't in the "right." Louis was still more "right" than the kid was. Just pointing out he escalated the situation, almost definitely without realizing it. Louis was clearly surprised by the reaction.

probably just bite his cheek off
you wouldnt even know how horrible a wound that makes, kid will wish i killed him

Imagine defending the asshole bully in this situation, like that was a proportionate response to being asked to keep it down.

jerk off in front of him

Yeah, the teen called his bluff and Louie folded immediately, that’s why the woman was disgusted with him, if you basically passive aggressively tell a group of possibly drunk teens to shut the fuck up most likely they’ll try you.You put them in a position of being seen as fags for letting a 50 year old boomer talk down to them

Niggers however look to openly start fights to begin with, any sort of provocation for them is gonna end with 10 of them stomping on your head. NEVER engage with them unless you’re carrying, if the clip was changed to black kids Louie would’ve gotten knocked out as soon as he walked up to them, I’ve seen it happen hundreds of times

The only right answers. Since it's obviously what Louis would have actually done.

You have never been around feral blacks. Consider yourself lucky. I've seen crowds of nogs that pull people from cars and stab them in broad daylight. Some of them are literally too stupid and surrounded by violence constantly to act like how you're describing.

of course it wasn't but it was a very pretictable response

You think getting him off guard would work? Like act all cowardly and start slowly going for the fork or knife play with it a bit and then striking his hand with it? Because by the look of the scene he’s hands were on the table so I’m just curve balling here

>not asking the staff to deal with it
its their establishment, honestly its on them if they're letting kids mess around, if they wont do anything about it then i'll withdraw my patronage

Coulda been based but then you insulted them by being a racist bigot...

Nobody is saying the kid is right for threatening to beat up a pussy he knew he could take, but Louie even if he didn’t mean it made it far worse by trying to alpha them into shutting up

Both are in the wrong, Louie for engaging them and the kid for taking it to 11

I think I would be Louie in this scene is there away I can man myself up because honest I always think to myself if this happens to me what would I do

Actually instances of genuine "racist" talk like this are so rare everyone observing would be shocked beyond belief that you even spoke like that. The very few times I've ever dropped a hard and clear n-bomb it was... arresting, to say the least.

Good chance one of the kids might even feel genuine shame cause he knows he was acting like a nigger.

I wouldn't have said anything in the first place because I could recognize that a group like that is very likely going to become an even bigger problem once I tell them to be quiet. I would have probably said 'do you wanna go somewhere else?' to the girl and left.

Does stating doen niggas actually work? Just giving them a dead state wide open eyes really scare some aggressive off?

No, that's an easy way to escalate the situation and get sucker-punched

i would have kept to myself in the first place, it's a free country they can be loud if they want to. it's not a residential building.
but if i was in a situation where somebody started making threats like that to me id weigh up the option as to whether i should try to hurt the kid as badly as possible before his friends are able to help or if i should let him humiliate me. being with somebody who i care about and who could potentially get hurt would make me choose the latter most likely

Which is why people who think thats a good idea also carry a gun and fantasize about a scenario where they have the right to defend themselves.

No disrespect to you at all user but you most likely were in a crowded place, probably with security or police able to reach you relatively quick, on the street or somewhere isolated like a basketball court unless there’s just one hanging out they won’t be so courteous. That or you live around some very unordinary nigs

Should've replied to that post

Let me ask a serious question that will probably get meme answers but for those who have responded would your response change if it was the exact same scenario and dialogue and everything but instead of a white guy it was a sizable African American male

you have never been in a proper fight and it shows

>implying that isn't how the scenario actually played out but got changed for television

Define a “proper fight”

I've been in numerous fights so it wouldn't have been a problem

Jerk off in front of everyone

Well you can't reason with them. So you either pussy out or just start clobbering him.

if you did this irl you would go to jail and get raped most likely. dont use films as examples of how to act in the real world

I would have given him an attitude and been a smarmy dick and probably gotten punched. And that's fine, it's whatever, but I'm not the type to just back down and roll over because some kid says some tough guy words to me

fucking kek, if that was me and my friends when we were younger and you did that we would have robbed you and made you go home with no shoes.

Cry on the spot that way he feels bad

I would have started laughing really loudly while opening my eyes really wide like the joker and just keep laughing.

i'd just take his photo, if he knocks my phone away ill swing for him, if he doesn't i'll tell him either he leaves now or ill go to his collage tomorrow and find out who he is

"you wanna see a magic trick ?"

Sizable as in what? We talking 6’3 110 pound nig or full blown Shannon sharp tier giganigga? Unironically have fighting experience so race doesn’t bother me as much but there’s certain people you just will never win against and it’s better to just take in your pride

>inB4 pussy

No problem getting my ass kicked but I don’t think it’s worth it suffering brain damage for some pussy

The entire situation changes if the person is bigger. This person does not intimidate or scare me, so my responses would be a lot more snarky and confrontational, I'm not scared of him. A 6'2'' or 6'3'' black jock might worry me a bit more since he's more likely to actually be able to kick my ass

Has nothing to do with race either by the way. If it was a bigger white guy the same thing would apply.

Then get up to his face that he smell my bad breath from eating Cheetos and not brushing and I say “let’s put a smile on that face!”

Well I don't know if you're changing his race to get people to say they would shoot him or something because nig nog, but I (and I know this is racist but at least I'm being upfront about it) find roudy, self-assured asshole black bullies to be more intimidating because to me they are more likely to actually escalate shit talk into a fight.

Liam is that you?

Take my gun out, place it on the table, then tell him to pick it up.

>What is he going to do, force me to fight him in a public place?
Yes? These kind of situations happen in real life and actual fights have been started over things just as inane. Not sure why you say that like it's some kind of unfathomable impossibility, public fights are a thing. They obviously aren't concerned with the fact people will see it.

> I don't leave my house
Okay sorry, maybe I'm being a bit harsh on you.

he picks it up before you and you get shot
fantastic
americans really let films get to their heads it's crazy

Thank you for your service

nah, ive got the measure of him, he backs down, can tell from the eyes
there are some men i'd shoot dead without giving them a chance

Because it wouldn’t be the same. A nig wouldn’t go through that elaborate humiliation, they’d just say “wassup nigga?! wassup!” and start swinging. You’ve clearly never encountered a groid.

I doubt it

start up a conversation about how i used to play football in high school (i didn't lole)

fucking lol

This is the fakest and gayest shit I have ever read lmao

I bet you stay up at night thinking about times you were humiliated over a decade ago

Make a scene and get the attention of other people in the restaurant. Massive brawl ensues.

She breaks up with him for being a pussy. No I'm not kidding.

I don't need a gun for a 17 year old 5'8'' pussy who punched his dog 2 days prior and thinks he's a badass for it showing off his bruised knuckles lol. I would lay him out the second he threw a punch.

>lol okay tough guy
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT KID YOU NIGGAS CAN'T SERIOUSLY THINK HE CAN KICK ANYONES ASS.

Too many words. You think he's gonna stay there listening to your entire monologue? You wouldn't even get to pronounce "disappointment" before he punches your nose.

she doesn't break up with him, she says seeing that pitiful display was a turn off (after some prying from Louie), and Louie sends her away in a cab

The kid seems like the kind of punk that would have had the same 'self-assured badass
response even if Louis had walked over and politely asked them to keep it down. I say he handled it right, there was no winning scenario where the dumb teen didn't escalate it to 11.

the New Jack response
tell him I don't give a shit if he can beat me in a fair fight, i'll come back on him with a bat in a weeks time
new jack is black

Whats wrong with pussying out, why does everyone act like this is a poor choice? As if there are cameras recording you and an audience of judges watching waiting to hold up numbered score cards for how you reacted.

lmao okay faggot, you would stutter to get the words out if you even tried.

I would've never passive aggressively berated a group of high school kids to quiet down unless they looked like skinny nerds. Instead I would have gone up to them and earnestly explain the situation man to man. If the leader still threatened my manhood like that I would call his bluff. If he escalates to a fight I would defend myself. Once you exhaust your options it's better to go down fighting than emasculate yourself. Of course if they were nigs or meth heads I wouldn't even bother trying to talk, I would just roll my eyes and leave with my date. Make a comment about how this area is going to shit and try to build rapport.

One on one I would chance a fight. That guy has small hands and not a large frame. I’ve no experience in fist fighting but I wrestled in college and could likely control him easily. The problem comes from his little friends jumping in, so I’d wanna de-escalate.

nice projection ya faggot
i could suck your dick and there is nothing you could do to stop me

Nig nogs shit talk all the time before swinging. The only difference would be worse vocabulary and the fact that there would without a doubt be an actual fight rather than the bully backing off.
t. grew up in the Bronx

>LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT KID YOU NIGGAS CAN'T SERIOUSLY THINK HE CAN KICK ANYONES ASS.
Yeah but you have to put yourself in the body of a schlubby 44 year old who jogs maybe 3 times a week with no respect for diet.

Nowadays you get filmed for anything you do are you smoking crack user? Nowadays you’d get knocked out while some obnoxious faggot holds their phone in your unconscious face screaming world star and nigs laugh at you

jesus christ this was edgy

hot

pussying out is bad for your soul

This. The issue is always the friends. At that age they're all going to jump you to "save" their friend. It's only when they get early that they let you do what you do. Sink or swim they're only supposed to be there to monitor the fight and make sure you're not stomping on their friend's head or that their friend isn't going to catch a misdemeanor/felony charge by going the distance on what is going to be a brief engagement. Some people get caught up on that adrenaline high and start bashing unconscious bodies and that's how you get a fucking sentence.

Fair enough. While I think I could kick his ass, I don't think I would be able to take every single one of the friends, who would undoubtably jump in to save his stupid ass.

However, if you have a 9mm, suddenly all that doesn't happen .Rise above it, focus on science, always carry your Beretta!

best answer

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Wow, I'm glad the uploader cut the scene then. I fucking hate women.

It's an older mentality. You got raised right.

>shit talk
Oh I know, I don’t think I expressed myself well. I just meant that nigs typically start yelling, babbling, bowing their arms out at the elbows, shuffling about, etc., nothing like what’s portrayed here
>Bronx
Never been up north, but by reputation that’s pretty rough

have sex

I'd shoot him, his friends, my date, and then myself.

until he approaches the wrong one with that shit and gets level 3 concussion after they mash your head into a wall. You can stand up for yourself in other ways than putting fists up, that advice tends to get people completely fucked up because they go into it with the mindset they’ll win cause they are the ones who’ve been wronged

If you're developed as a grown man and understand not being a wet paper bag, you wouldn't be asking this.
It's a pride thing. It's part of being a man. It should be wired into you, unless you're an effiminate faggot with stunted growth.

Get into a fight one day. When you back down and bitch out, you'll see the women giving sideways glances and disappointed sneers and your guy friends fakely consoling you while snickering behind your back for being a gigantic bitch nigga.

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Would have been an okay time for the girlfriend to step in and defuse the situation while emasculating the little shit verbally and making everyone including his friends laugh at him

Fucking based

>Nowadays you get filmed for anything you do are you smoking crack user?
How the fuck is that an argument FOR fighting instead of choosing not to escalate? In any case I was kind of making an exaggerated joke that people feel the need to fight just because they think they will be judged and deemed a 'pussy' for not doing so. But again, I see nothing wrong with the option of not fighting and pussying out. You guys say it like it's a bad thing.

You never know what you'll do until you're in the situation, but personally I don't got a lot to lose.

Yeah, I could end up seriously disabled from a fight gone wrong, even dead, but fuck it. What else am I doing with my life? I could believe some people on Yea Forums are similarly unstable and myopic. There's a reason everyone kind of knows it's a bad idea to pick fights with strangers irl. And it's not because hobo joe is some tough guy street fighter.

It's dangerous to fight after age 35. Plus it was a no win situation, he wasn't getting any in any realistic outcome.

Whip my dick out and just start cranking away

Cut my palm with one of the knives on the table then fling some of the blood at him and start screaming I HAVE AIDS I HAVE AIDS I HAVE AIDS

you can attempt to de-escalate without begging for him not to hit you.

I genuinely don't understand the mindset of having to murder someone because they said big bad meanie words to you. And I am even on your side about fighting him
Yah, kick his ass if he fights, hell punch him the moment he implies you can't take him because you're an old man or whatever. Otherwise let it roll off you. Murder is drastic and unnecessary. The most aggressive thing he does in that scene, and what might have made me swing is him shoving his knuckles in my face. Fuck outa here, I would at least push his arm away and if he swings it's on. Still not gonna murder him.

As for going into ones house, calling them a cunt and fucking their girl, you're making an exaggerated strawman.

There’s certain times you have to fight, you can be a pacifist, but there will always be an ultimate call out moment that separates men from the spineless. Of course past a certain age you should just get a gun, but most times men will always have one specific moment in their life where they’ll be tested physically to see how they’d respond

This guy is pretty small. Now not saying size makes a difference in a fight, but I find it hard to believe even without training or fighting often like the kid apparently does, that Louis wouldn't be able to put up some kind of fight.

Should’ve specified at a younger age, if you’ve been in high school or something of the like anons will know what I’m talking about

No, not if they're going to be mad I didn't lay out a teenager for them.

Possible solutions:
1) Call the manager and say you're being harassed by hooligans
2) Same, but with a security guard or cop
3) Use your superior karate knowledge, that you've built up with years of training, to defeat the kid and his friends like in the first episode of Cobra Kai
4) Shoot them
5) Use your charisma to diffuse the situation
6) Repeat what Goose said in the bar scene in Drive
7) Dance off bro, you and me
8) "Actually, I'm Chris Hansen"
9) Take out your deck and challenge him to a Duel Monsters duel
10) "Bruh"

*unsheathes attorney*
you wanna say that to my face?

>tfw have conceal carry

Any ruffnecks lookin for trouble better be willing to draw on me.

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grab the woman and use her as a weapon to beat the kids up

>9) Take out your deck and challenge him to a Duel Monsters duel
Best solution.

And then everybody clapped.

Okay, then he goes to jail for assault. Brilliant.

Imagine this scene but instead of that guy it's Billy as the Bully
What changes?

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women are biologically programmed to be attracted to men who are able to protect them. if a woman sees their grown ass man cowering in fear in the face of a 17 year old manlet, they are going to be turned off, and there's nothing they can do about it

Get your punk ass away from me, I don't want to know you.

You've probably never punched anything in your live virgin.

demon pops out and throat rapes him

4 CHAN RISE UP

I'll go with 4. Simple. Easy. Effective.

>concealed carry
Youre not just a faggot youre a pussy faggot

Haha based!

You gonna call me a pussy with a gun to your face?

>6
Wait, he had lines?

> all these pussy responses

you be a man, and fight him even if you are going to lose.

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yeah i will pussy because you won't pull the trigger
because youre a pussy

You pull a gun out on me on the lanes, i snatch it away and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click

why didn't he just snap his fingers and double the police in the universe?

>fight back and win: date freaks out that you, a grown man, would beat up a teenager - get arrested for assaulting a minor
lmao no
she would fuck your brains out that night

I wouldn't feel bad about backing down.

you wouldn't have the balls the pull the trigger you absolute pussy
don't kid yourself, also i can tell you are obese

>get killed because there's a wymin
*nods respectfully*

All you have to do is say that you'll become his new dad if he doesnt leave you alone.

Barring that, tell him that you have AIDs. With those open sores he'd be scared off.

>shoot me because I said a word and you got triggered
>go to jail
Wow, what a win for you!

>I think about this scene frequently
>you are definitely the kind of person who is too much of a pussy to fight. Know how I know?

uh huh

throw salt in his eyes

Yeah, keep thinking that... until someone does. Oh shit, maybe insulting the guy pointing a gun at me wasn't a good idea after all. Too late, retards. Darwinism at work.

>dying like a man is wrong

I rather die like man than be a cuck

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I've never understood people who think it's somehow cowardly to concealed carry, especially when it's personally been an impetus to get me out of situations I shouldn't be in to start with, and the fact that I literally risk going to jail for doing so.

Are you that afraid of people you can't beat down with your fists?

Just call his bluff and tell him to fuck off, not like he'll attack me in a public place lol

>LOL you carry a GUN, what are you a PUSSY?
t. fag who thinks only men ages 18 to 30 deserve the right to self defense

You can tell that bitch was fucking wet seeing that yung white bull punk the shit out that small white cuck cock faggot. I bet all that talk of violence and showing of masculinity caused her to run right after them so she could offer to suck all of them off.

>all these retards ITT that don't keep pocket sand for this exact sort of situation
It's like you all want to be stupid virgins.

Shut up, Dylan

Ah yes, dying with honor just like the ancient vikings. Exactly the same as getting killed in a shitty restaurant by some jackass teenager going around starting shit for literally no reason. Wait a second, that doesn't sound similar at all. Turns out you're a retarded faggot.

Most of the responses say they would talk shit/fight him though

Try and make me, Lucas.

ask him if hes ever seen a gun or blood.

What does it matter if you're dead?

You would have to be a complete autist to shoot somebody in the head in a situation like OPs. That is a more pussy move than getting your ass kicked.

That's not true. Whites fight with honor

So the guy that shoots you is an autist, okay then. He's an autist and you're dead. For some reason I doubt you thinking he's an autist is going to bother him in this situation.

Tell him to go away. I unironically solved it.

>autists dont understand human nature
listen, everyone has a breaking point where they lose their mind and just attack with everything they have
some people's is set lower than others, thats all

>somehow youre an autist for killing an autist.

i would kill your autistic ass as well.

Here's how I would do it
>I respond in a quiet but confident voice "ten lashes"
>say nothing else and stare at him
>he gets confused, maybe beats maybe beats me up, whatever
>I stalk him like an animal, inject him with sodium pentathol and load him into my van
>I take him to the woods and strip him naked, tie him to a tree
>in full 18th century military officers dress give him ten lashes with my homemade cat O nine tails
>as he is quivering and shaking after the lashes go up and whisper "God save the queen you filthy frog"

The only outcome where honor is satisfied

I would jump over the counter or go into the kitchen, grab a knife, then threaten him with it. Case closed.

I probably would call him a little shit and tell him to fuck off, and then probably get my ass beat, unfortunately.

it´s ok to be a pussy if you´re alone but if you´re with a woman you better show strength

Actually that's the one type of response where you would probably come out on top in this.

>go to jail
>serve the time and get out
>you are still dead

Yeah, it is a win, you fucking dipshit.

I would never suffer a boy talking to me like this. I carry a tanto (Japanese dagger) with me at all times for exactly this occasion.

When the bully got in my face and said "when is the last time you got your ass kicked?" I would just respond with "Huh? What is that behind you?"

When he looked behind him, I would draw my blade and put it in his neck. I challenge his friends to try anything with blood dripping all over the floor.

Think twice about who you try to bully.

Every confrontation I've avoided because I'm so autistic. I'm way too cold for such people.

And there's a good chance you probably would do little or no time in prison if you have an expensive lawyer and make up some self defense bollocks. Don't fuck with the guy holding a gun. You would think this is common sense, but apparently there is a high population of underage retards on here.

>Goes to jail

I don't think so. It's called self defense. You don't think I've studied the law in order to carry a weapon? What a fool.

The kid literally threatened to kill him. In front of witnesses.

>Goes to jail
I think not. Fucking retard.

>ccw
>dude was threatening my life
>have witness
>he hits me
>put a few holes in his chest

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This.

>I carry a tanto (Japanese dagger)

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I would use my obliteration jutsu and turn the whole diner into ash. I'd be sad to lose my gf, but my power can't be controlled and sometimes I just need to let loose.

I'm not turning into a whimpering faggot just because you're holding you're protective blankey gun because you're too much of a bitch nigga pussy to actually be able to fight. Get a backbone and maybe you won't be so upset someone sad a big meanie word to you that you have to fucking shoot them

Pussy

Ask if I could masturbate in front of him.

This wasn't a bad response to a guy who could obviously kick your ass if he wanted to and you don't want to fight him and still salvage your pride without looking like a total bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=mvKgj_EjUDw&t=3m35s

>le gentlemanly honor fight
Good luck in the real world, kid. Might not want to base your life choices off of anime in the future.

The second another individual escalates the situation to violence is the moment whatever you do in retaliation is justified. If the kid physically hit me, he's getting killed. He brought it upon himself and he won't live another day. I don't really care what any court says, or any law. I will mag dump into him. If I perceive the situation as my life or his, I'm choosing to save my life every time.

The solution is to know what you can do before you do it. Assuming you aren't Jack Reacher, you aren't going to beat up a half-dozen boisterous teens. Given that, the thing to do is to not antagonize them and ask your date to leave and go somewhere else.

If they start the interaction for no reason, then the thing to do is talk your way out of it. If talking your way out of it doesn't seem to be working then hit the kid first. His friends may not join in and then you have a good chance by seizing the first strike.

STOLEN VALOR!

>The kid literally threatened to kill him.
Try watching the scene

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Probably. Doens't look like a fucking world champ with ninja reflexes. But the outcome would be prison or getting shanked so you still lose in the end.

The staff was a matura latina lady that didn't speak english. Inb4 y u there hurr.

Try having common sense.

>hostile states his story how he beat a man bloody and left him to bleed out
>Hurr you'll survive a douche and his wigger pack beating you bloody, be a man XD!

The only reason Jim Norton didn't get his ass beat here was because there were cameras and he knew Ventura was a stand-up guy who wouldn't come to blows over words. Don't be stupid. In all counts, Norton lost here and ended up looking like a total bitch. There was absolutely zero pride saved on his part.

You think that picture makes me angry? It doesn't. Still, you wouldn't say that to my face knowing I could cut your throat.

>le thin skinned pussy who murders for being called names
Good luck with your effeminate bitch boy life.

except he was in an environment where he was 100% sure he wasn't about to get punched in the face

there was no rik of jesse actually jurting him

>murders for being called names
Nah. Go watch some anime, kid.

ok tubby

He doesn't say what you've claimed, no amount of greentexting is going to make you correct. Watch the scene.Pay attention.

hit the women. its the only move and you know it. bit of a gamble still

I've been exercising three times a week and I stopped drinking soda. Sure I'm overweight but it dosen't mean I don't train to use my weapons and that I couldn't kill you in a second.

>kill someone
>chilling out having a good time with your bros 2 days later at a public diner
>brag about it to the first available person who pushes your buttons
Right.

y i k e s

To be young and a slave.

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Your words literally mean nothing. "Yikes." I guess you admit defeat and recognize I am your intellectual better, as well as someone who wouldn't hesitate to gut you should you insult me in a public place.

Too many kids on the internet these days.

>Nah
Can't change your story now, pussy.

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Oooh, so tough and badass, Mr overweight.

No need. You'll find out how it works if you ever go outside.

>OMG UR FAT
okay, but i would beat the shit out of you, never forget that pussy

Come say that to my face. Violate the NAP, I dare you. I train every day with my blade and I would end you so quickly you won't even have time to react.

>whatever you do in retaliation is justified
>If the kid physically hit me, he's getting killed
Hey you do you but nah, I'm going to beat the 17 year old tough guy to a bloody pulp and make him wish he was never born, but I will not intentionally go out of my way to murder him, because he said some words and threw a punch first.
You don't need to care about the courts, you're likely doing some jail time for that, or if you have a good enough lawyer you'll be fine. I hope for others sake no ones ever gotten into a fight with you.

I did the stare thing once when a subordinate threatened to black mail me. Said he would rat me out for oxy and let him come in as late as he wants. Was so angry just stared at him. Got clean off oxy the next couple weeks and fired him the first chance I got. He made good on his promise and came back in telling the owner I was a degenerate druggie and I volunteered for a UA. In hindsight I was a degenerate druggie and am very happy to not be taking that shit but the staring at him until he slowly walked away didn't really intimidate him as much as I was so fucking angry I didn't know what to say after he blackmailed me

Yeah but why? Do words trigger you THAT much? Why can't you just be satisfied with beating him, why does he need to die specifically?

So stop denying shit you just claimed previously. It boils down to you would shoot someone for saying a mean word to you. You're a fucking pussy. End of story. Dumb troglodyte

It's not that words trigger or "harm" me, good sir, it's that men should not carelessly throw around insults attempting to slander the honor of others. Consider it a lesson to those who survive. If the one who seeks to bully me tastes the sting of my blade, others will know I'm not to be challenged carelessly. Food for thought. Take it or leave it, kid.

>doubles down on though guy talk
Shakin' in my boots over here. Not sure if that's fear or because you got up from your mothers couch, fatso

>it's that men should not carelessly throw around insults attempting to slander the honor of others.
So, in other words, someones words are hurting you.

Only the intellectually stunted makes ridiculous assumptions. Do you know when the last time I sat on my mother's couch was? Two weeks ago. I'm much more likely to encounter you on my trek to the book store.

If you knew just what kind of danger you were dealing with, you would be shaking. And that's no joke. You have no idea what you're messing with. Think about that before you try another clever "quip."

Simple fool. I take it you have no understanding of the society in which we live? If a man tolerates their honor being stained by any jock who comes by, it will only lead to violence in the future.

Sometimes the kid who knocks the books out of your hand is doing a lot more than just that. When people sense weakness, they are more likely to strike at you.

Maybe next time they will attempt to cut your foot, like the achilles tendon, rendering you a cripple for life. Maybe they'll try to inject your food with drugs as you eat lunch in the cafeteria.

A man should defend himself always. Take that advice, kid, and don't be so naive.

Lol. I'll make fun of you in public all I want fatty, and you'll do nothing about it.

>You have no idea what you're messing with
a tubby pseud with a glorified letter-opener, you've made that perfectly clear already

i wouldn't have told them to be quiet in the first place, because they're just dumb kids having fun anyway, and escalating the situation against a group of young guys with everything to prove and nothing to lose is just asking for trouble
but something like this happening and getting out of hand is one of my biggest fears, i wrestled in school and have a purple belt in bjj now, and knowing my skills would be useless against multiple people trying to fight me at once is a scary thought. my instructor always stresses the idea of deescalating confrontations rather than trying to fight someone. hell, even if you somehow manage to get an edge on all of them (basically impossible), you never know if any of them have a weapon.
so, ideally, never confront them at all, and then if somehow something starts anyway, swallow my pride and give the embarrassing apology.

Yeah but I will. This is a bully free zone kid. So stop.

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honestly would track them down sneak into their frat house at night and steal all their left shoes

Yes, tough talk on the internet. Methinks you would not be so cavalier as to speak this way if you encountered me in person, especially if you knew just how deadly I am with a blade.

How sorely mistaken you would be as my tanto cut your hand off at the wrist. Don't believe it's that sharp? I practice on bamboo bundles thrice weekly, and they are much stronger than a man's wrist. Not that I'd have to cut off your hand to teach you that lesson.

i was pretty sure you were baiting from the beginning but now im certain of it, well done

Then let our steel meet, and we will see who the blade favors

> If a man tolerates their honor being stained by any jock who comes by, it will only lead to violence in the future.
True, I never said you cant be violent though.

>A man should defend himself always.
This is something one can do without having to murder the other person. Being beaten to a pulp sets an example for others just fine. You've yet to make a convincing argument on why someone absolutely has to die because they talk tough other than variations of "they said mean words to me a bloo bloo"

Baiting? Not a chance. I have been on nofap for seven weeks now, and I've grown incredibly powerful.

*nods* Yes. Should we meet on the street, you may only see a quick glistening flash before you meet your end, but at least you will have met it with honor.

Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.

No trust me, I would laugh just as hard if not harder in person. A lardass who thinks they are tough is one of the most humorous things, especially in a public setting. It would be fun to watch you deflate, struggle and cry and then ease your lard down the street with your pocket knife, lmao.

>needing luck
I can dodge bullets anyway. It's really a lose lose for weapon pussies like yourself.

Maybe you need to return to your schooling. Reading comprehension is clearly not your strength. I do carry a "pocket knife" but it is only for opening boxes whilst at work. No, for self defense I carry a tanto, known to some as a Japanese dagger. It is razor sharp, and I train with it frequently.

Something tells me you wouldn't be laughing if I drew it from its hilt with lightning speed and separated you from your thumb. Perhaps you could have a chuckle once the doctor reattached it (it would be a very clean cut, making it not too difficult), but I doubt it, kid.

What a bitch

>tiny little bitch boy thinks he can 'deflate' me
are you fucking for real, i would bulldoze you, you'd literally die

Too bad you couldn't dodge homosexuality.

bet you'd never pull the trigger, fucking coward

what are you gonna do shoot me?

Just ignore him it's only a white kid

based

mate if you did that to me as a teen i would have ripped your cock off and fucked your ass with it

CHECK EM NIGGERS

FUCK JANNIES

AND FUCK LOUIE

>he says, while getting tilted enough to murder because someone called him the thing he will never touch, lick or put his tiny dick in in the entirety of his life.

>this guy is a governor
>a literal governor dropping 9/11 redpills

What the fuck? Based

Nah, if you tried anything you'd get laid out. Especially if you were as tiny as that kid

I see you too follow the code of the samurai

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You couldn't hurt a fly, much less someone who has actual muscle tone and physique and isn't a blubbery lard fuck

Refuse the handshake, say you have no interest in talking with some punk off the street and if he keeps going interrupt him halfway through his faggy tirade with
"is this supposed to be intimidating or something?"
At this point m'lady's natural instincts will turn to flight instead of fight and she'd ask to leave. I'd get up, push past him and put my body between the hooligan and my date, then saunter over, pay the check while she puts her coat on and walk out.

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You're a fucking retard. I'm making fun of your tanto by comparing it to a whimpy pocket knife, you fucking dumbass.

Something tells me you think you fudge packing fatass would actually touch me anywhere with that blade and you wouldn't end up on the ground crying or running home back to mommy. Keep thinking your pocket knife will save you, chump

jim norton is a baby

lot of larpers itt, you'd get mobbed or stabbed acting the way you pretend to

You're trying too hard.

I do, in fact, study the way of the samurai. I first came across it in one of my favorite manga, Rurouni Kenshin: Meiji Kenkaku Romantan. It's what inspired me to learn and practice with the tanto, which I consider to be the foremost implement in self defense, even greater than a gun, which I eschew.

Your ignorance is just astounding. It's very easy to claim things like this, but if we met in person, you would be very likely to lose your life. Fortunately for you, you're obviously not worth my time. I doubt you could even conjure up an insult intellectual enough to even phase me.

You're only making fun because you've never seen how quickly I can draw and sheath my weapon. I once showed a woman from my community college and she nearly feinted.

You would be sorely regretful if you ever actually tried anything. If I wanted, I could cut your head from your neck effortlessly. It wouldn't take much, honestly, and if you dared to insult my weight to my face it just might cost you your life.

Life isn't like a football match, kid. You don't just get up and play another round after the ref blows his whistle. If you tangle with me it will be your last dance: your life ending in a shallow instant of arrogance. Get real, kid.

I read something about Louie being blown away at how intimidated viewers were by this guy because he was a manlet irl

camera angles + quality acting

They're a bunch of kids from some college football team. White men have nothing to fear from them because they've been programed to obey their coach.

It's really not hard to let you now you're a pussy, and will also never get any. But whatever you need to tell yourself.

Are you okay?

>It's very easy to claim things like this,
It's very easy to claim you'd shank someone, but since you're a known fatass you'd probably run out of breath before you even got up to me. I've never lost my life to a lardass, and I'm not about to start. Fatties like you think they're tough but always run on home to mommy.

Are you a pussy?

Give it a rest, user. It will be okay.

>camera angles
Lol it didn't do much cuz he still looks like a shrimp. But his acting was very good.
He also comes off more intimidating because Louis is a dad bod rocking pushover. If Louis was replaced with some 30 something chad crossing his arms and being snarky back you would be laughing at the bully not thinking he's intimidating.

Nah, gonna call you what you are until 404 because I know words trigger you
Pussy.

Okay, have fun.