Senior commander in an elite UN agency charged with defending the world from extraterrestrial threats with giant mechas

because Misato was in Antarctica when the second impact happened.

What I found sillier was why Shinji goes to a public school

Everyone knows penguins are elite, honorable warriors

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She felt sorry for it, and took it in.
Kinda like with Shinji.

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Holy hell, did you not even watch past episode 3 or something?

Nerv ranks are obviously based on the JSDF you pseud

Bait. Here's your (you)

I saw it many years back when I was a virgin. Please tell me why it was so important for him and the other kids to attend regular school when they could be called at a moment's notice to save the world?

tranny discord plz leave

This

sleep tight plupper ;-;7

Based

>UN
>elite

It was explained in the show. Everyone at the school was the narrowed down recruiting pool for pilots. Brainlet. Don't choke on the spoon.

As for why they still too classes after being recruited... Fuck, actually might be a plothole

its not a public school

everything in that city has something to do with nerve

you not remember when they picked shinjis friends but the eva is infected and shinji has to kill him and wont so the dummy plug gets activated

t. Turbo autist

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But Shinji, Rei and Asuka were already pilots

based and 2008 Yea Forumspilled

yes and everyone in american public schools are narrowed down recruiting pool for israel coffin pilots.

Just as predicted on the dead sea scrolls

Is there literally any explanation or context for the existence of Pen-Pen, even in the mountains of dross that came out over the years after the show aired?

Ebin xd

>dross
post height and chin

The answer is the same as Showerless virgins however think it's some deep masterpiece

because you can only be an eva pilot at 14 and you finish school at 16

We get it. Nothing makes you happy and you want to die. Just go shoot a school for isreal or something already

I guess it's not the same thing but a lot of child actors go to normal schools because it's important to maintain a sense of routine and normalcy so they don't lose their heads.

Child actors don't pilot giant robots against monsters, retard.

And JSDF ranks are not substantially different from ranks in other countries. Captain is not a very high rank at all.

Hence why I said it's not the same thing. Chill.

nerve is the entire city tard the school is the education facility

its not a public school

>child actor analogies

>nerve is the entire city tard
Why did Nerv let people leave the city then?

they are not military they are contractors

people pissed off, its why they would say they were understaffed constantly and the complex was empty

they were also most likely not needed anymore because gendo knew seele was going to force an attack

They didn't need a cover anymore, the government was onto them. Remember the episode where the power goes out?

Why place the only people who can pilot your only defense against giant monsters in a classroom miles away from where they would be needed in an emergency? Why teach them things that are unimportant compared to training them to be better pilots?

watch the show instead of just reading the wikipedia description next time you want to discuss it

you clearly haven't watched it all

they can't train better pilots and unit 01 has shinjis mothers soul trapped in it

its why the rei (a clone) can't even pilot it and the dummy plugs which are more rei clones wont work

1.they dont want more pilots they want dummy plugs to pilot
2.shinji can only pilot unit 01
3.rei cant always pilot her eva they are constantly using her as an experiment for the plugs
4.auskas eva is non accident version of shinjis mom

Imagine being Pen Pen and waking up to Misato's hot sweaty body every day

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Brother, I wish I could go back

Damn, nothing gets by you user. You're like Sherlock Holmes from the show Sherlock.
Also this

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Remaining psychologically constant and steady is a big part of their effectiveness in the Evas. If it was just a matter of technical combat proficiency then sure they'd be in training all the time - but who do you think is going to be psychologically healthier? Someone who is locked underground 24/7 with a bunch of scientists and soldiers or someone who is at least allowed the semblance of a normal life?

>we
you don't speak for anyone here faggot

It was to protect their psyche and to observe them more easily.

Why not?

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She adopted him after her father died on Antarctica.

Because it's a kid's show
Ignore the autists

It's there for the same reason Ozy's cat is there in Watchmen.

Even if it was a kid's show, what does that have to do with going to school?
Delete your post and remake it

Well, not sure is a good idea give it to Katusragi

Then why all the scenes of them training? Instead of going to school they should be learning strategies and other stuff.

Yeah they clearly succeeded in making Shinji and the others psychologically balanced.

You have legit autism, right? Just so we're clear about that.

It's just you beingdumb.

>Evafags still scrambling to put together sloppy headcanon 20 years later
Thanks Netflix for reminding why the show and the fanbase is such garbage

I wanna suck that birds dick

This is a show about giant robots fighting aliens and you're trying to pick apart the most inane shit

The kids in class aren't pilots, they are potential pilot candidates. Once Toji becomes a pilot, he stops going to school.
Shinji also doesn't have to go to school, Misato makes him go to socialize

Exactly, it's a kid's show. Most of the plot elements can be explained as
>it's cool
>it's made for kids
Evautists surpass Star Wars virgins in finding explanations that don't even acknowledge these two basic facts.

Most of it it's in plain sight. That's a meme for when the show was aired.
What sounds like headcanon now is mostly you being too dumb for a giant robot show.

Why do Asuka and Rei go to school then?

>hot water penguin

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Because it's good for them.

Why the fuck don't they have learning beds like Venture Bros with how when adept they are with interlacing the pilot's neural network with the functionality of the robits?

I'm not the one denying it's a giant robot show for children. In fact I know that most of the "why" questions are answered by realizing that.

Some question. Not the ones you are asking.
You are acting in this way because deep down you know that you are not very brilliant.

Asuka and Rei could need it more than Geddinderobo

If brilliancy is trying to build imaginary theories out of a children's show, where is your Nobel Prize?

>t. too dumb to understand a children's show
oh no no

It was going to be killed in misatos last job so she took him, just like he took shinji and asuka, she wants to take care of other to feel loved/needed

Isn't Asuka some child prodigy in Germany? She could literally be at the facility all day or laze around and watch tv

>could
Asuka is an attention whore

whats the matter 2 deep 4 u?

I bet it made your head hurt until people explained it to you and now you are angry you didn't get it so are shit posting at people

even if it was a childrens show you didn't get it retard

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So why didn't she fuck Glasses-kun then?

I am not saying that I am a genius for understanding this show, just that you are dumb because you don't get basic things.
And your answer is further evidence for that, I am afraid.

Well at least thanks for agreeing that it's a children's show and you've invested that all of your spectral uniqueness in it.

You just posted that on a site made to discuss this show

thanks for joining us tonight

>If I keep randomly quoting Smooth then somebody will respond.

I tried the same thing on /toy/, Yea Forums and /vp/ last year with C-moon and nobody bit the bait, here's your (you) faggot, now fuck off.

>imagine coming into a thread
>about a show you didn't get
>then ranting at people explaining it
>then declaring the show to be something else

cope

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What did Pen Pen think of Kaji?

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For me is just a bit of nostalgia so yo speak I watched it back then.
What about you my bitter insecure brainlet friend? What pushes you to police such thread?

Wanted to fuck him. Like everyone else barring based 100% hetero albeit kinda beta Fuyutsuki.