Tells characters to have sex

>tells characters to have sex
>characters have sex
is he canonicaly the most powerful character in-universe?

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His power only works on children

imagine the possibilities and the smell

>tyrion tells brienne to have sex
>she has sex 15 mins later

I dunno, he has a contender

>weirdo techie
He recorded that right?

>tells adultswim to cancel world piece
>mike adultswim cancels world piece

is the faggot who complained about world peace being on adult swim because it didn't allow for programming space for his cuck fantasies directed by his hideous black wife? because if so he's pretty based.

>tyrion
>midget with daddy issues
>alcoholic
>can't get it up lately
>can't string 2 words together in high valyrian

>this guy
>conspiracy nut, has actually uncovered real shit
>vodka and smooth jazz help him think, does not have alcohol problem
>speaks fluent russian
>can talk minors into having sex

not even close bro

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>hopper and joyce are children

fucking boss

>part of the weather underground
>not a soviet agent
How do they expect anybody to believe this stuff?

>"sovetskaya "
lmaaaaooooooooooooooo

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>best Tyrion can do is convince his brother to have disgusting, best forgotten sex with a mannish horse-faced cow, who wails like a wounded bear when he rightly diches her giant ass
>our guy convinces 2 hot amateur teens to go at it and make tender passionate love and then inquires to the quality of the guy's pull-out game

>he's a soviet sleeper, which is why he is constantly sniffing around suspicious stuff, pretending to be a conspiracy nut is his cover (also why he speaks russian)
deepest lore

>his english is better than his russian
3deep5me

>He recorded that right?
To what end do you think he provides such counsel?

his compound looked comfy desu

I have a theory that he's actually an "agent" of the forces of Light fighting against the Shadow and the Upside Down. My theory is based on gay fansperging and not on anything substantial.

they didn't have sex

have sex