Everton can realistically win the league
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You guys gay.
>Everton can realistically win the league
The player or the club?
Good. she’s a weak bitch
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Phase 1 is over, operation infiltrate the villa is complete.
BEGIN
PHASE
2
is it true this show is just black guys fucking white women?
why the fuck is there a general for it? what the fuck is wrong Yea Forums?
Ironically all the black guys have been cucked so far,
In the first episode none of the black guys were picked, not even by the black girls
Who’s watching the new Love Island USA
Given "extra therapy" fucking lol
This has to be one of the hardest btfos of all time
Mental midget
We just can’t compete with them.
Sixteenth for Hayley a cute
CUTE
It's got a huge black following, and yet black contestants just get BTFO every vote
If I can't have Curtiss
No one can
Can’t believe Craig David came in without kez
Best intro so far, pretty comfy tbf i like that song
Hopefully Ovie gets sent home so Black Twitter goes into a meltdown
What was the song in that opening?
biggie?
LMFAO
just realised i didnt watch last night becus of the copa america
im out lads
Thw two new guys from casa amor have yet to have any screen time right?
Anyone feel bad for Amy? Don't think she's a horrible person like
Pet rock had a heavy night
Jordan?
No, most go for people of their own race.
RENT FREE
You don't remember Marvin?
Fuck Off Anna you hog
Maura is based
I bet all the girls act like her in their auditions
Anna is such a child is she mentally okay?
Why should she go through Amy? It’s none of her business now
Why does Anna act like the moral arbiter in literally every situation, who does she think she is?
>listening to moral lessons from Anna
Why don’t these girls call her out on being a fucking cunt
How does this thoroughbred CUNT Anna think she has any moral high ground? Mind blowing stuff right now
Girl code is just whatever they want
Yes. She’s obviously quite fragile, probably picked on quite a bit at school.
she's a right state, she thinks she's Bridget Jones
At least last seasons old hag Laura had a go. Amy is a pussy.
Fuck off Anna
Anna is a retard
she completely fucked off Ovie and acts like she wasn't juggling them at all
thinks everyone owes her something typical north london yat
I would love to spark Anna out.
>Maura's little skirt
hold me lads
Muara outright chugging the vino blanco
Yeh it's weird to put someone in their who's so much less attractive
Its like sending a proper fat guy in their or something
I can't hold back
I want to shove an apple in Anna’s mouth a stick her onto a turning stick over a fire
honestly have no idea what people see in maura, shes got really weird lips and forehead. I think even amy is prettier
Amy has been repeatedly mentally battered, minced and shat out
Yikes
Muh dick
Maura is /ourgal/
Maura is not attractive FACT
Gave Tom a second chance
Who does big Anna think she is
Amy is not for this world, her mind is a shattered, it was never formed
Why do that when we could just spit roast her
TEA AUDIT
POST YA TEAS
Whenever I hear an Irish lass talk I just want to put dozens of kids in them.
She weirdly has a English rose look. Despite being Irish.
underrated comment. he still believes that impersonation ruined his entire career lmao
Mental Amy
This was her last chance
disingenuously just to gimp him yeah
Got some curly fries and chicken kiev in the oven as we speak
Lamb curreh
Roast dinner
curtis is such a blatant bender
I really dislike almost all of these women and it's making me lose faith that there is a possibility for any of them to think logically and maturely
>gals gal 2019 Maura Higgins
S E E T H I N G
Cumberland sausages in these ASTONISHINGLY soft rolls
if you see these on the shelf, scoop 'em up
Lads imagine how funny it would be if Anna got killed in a gangland stabbing.
A potential metal gear moment?
why has he his arm around him, now he's kissing him?!
Late 20s roastie can seethe like nothing else
>kiss him on both cheeks
>say i love ya
>grab his inner thigh
will anyone be surprised when eventually they fuck
Metal Gear Molly
was that a fart?
Your nan loves Curtis
Fact.
We Metal Gear again
Lol can you post a link to him speaking about this please lad x
Wait can Tommy literally not write?
Had pasta with tuna mayo was beautiful mate thanks for asking
Snake, this is a stealth mission
Chuckle Brothers shit here
No she does not, she looks like a right tinker
>I didn't finish school
based Tommy
Stealth?
Could curtis be any more bent?
she's gonna mouth off to someone on road and have holes put in her
>Can I be the bottom of the heart
Based Ovie
>Ellie Belly
CUTE
No
Though ovie saying he wants to be the bottom of the heart is pretty gay
Curtis and Tommy are endgame
Are you really surprised?
Asking someone to be your girlfriend in this villa is like a marriage proposal innit
Absolute states
She was expecting a proposal theref
why does he want to be the bottom of the heart? Is he going to make this about himself like a typical nig?
TOMMMMMMYYY A CUTEEEEEEEE
Molly Mae, the ruthless instagoblin, will destroy Tommy 'based 'are tommy' tommy' Fury's heart within 2 months of leaving the villa
Ovie is based lads can’t deny it.
He definitely rolls deep, reckon he’s in with some proper hackney rude boys
Can someone explain what this show is to me? I've seen that they're gonna air it on cbs. Do they vote each other out? Is it like big brother and survivor?
Used to think dad bod looked like shit, now I realise is it peak test
BIG BROTHER IS BETTER
Molly doesn't deserve are Tommy
A CUUUTTTE
How tf were they not boyfriend and girlfriend before
KINO
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Shan't be explaining anything
>Ovie got to be the bottom of the heart.
Good end lads
Guys Im gonna shag molly mae on the balcony and I want you all to form a crowd and cheer me on
Lucie must be seething
Tommy could do better.....
kek i read it in his voice
PUNISHED LUCIE
Why did Ovie want to be the bottom of the heart?
Genuinely doing somersaults in my brain right now.
Lucie cries at the drop of a hat
Lucie BTFO
haha get fucked lucie you thot
bad Jordan, Lucie is NOT for your kind
GET IN ANTON
LADS
JUST REALISED
Jordan is one of the models for JD Sports
Oh fuck
not as gay as your mum
Will Jordan drop Anna for Lucie, and become the real MVP ?
Need Belle out of business pronto
hes tall
so he could be centre of attention
So proud of my man Anton getting it on with a cute
It was all an elaborate ruse Anna. You’re a fat slag
Lucie such a rat. Played Joe the entire time and people slated him for his "controlling attitude", yet he was right the entire time. Girls play this idea that they can never be wrong, happens all the time irl it's how cheating happens. "Nah he's just a friend there's nothing between us" absolute slag
>Belle
>Cute
She switches instantly in any couple she's been when the person hints that marua might be in the wrong
unhealthy relationship
good girl maura ... this is how the bum fun starts
hole frut
‘Yes Anna’ is top trending on Twitter
>Big forehead, too much makeup, orange tinge, fake lips
>English rose look
I piss on twitter
PUNISHED LUCIE
A GIRL DENIED HER GYPPO
twitter.com
based dave
Stop it user. I fapped already today
yes what?
Never ever listen to a woman
Despite all this, I still find her to be one of the most likeable girls there, probably has to deal with guys coming onto her literally 24/7 and it probably DOES get tedious desu. Not defending her but she seems one of the most genuine
“I’d rather fucking die than see my bootifoul dortah wiv Sam farkin sweaty jock cunt”
good feet
offensive stereotyping on the aldi ad
Yes Anna, in like a yes Anna you’re right kind of way
2 litres of laxative .... no food for 30 hours
need to shag amanda holden desu
based streambro
Thread feels alot nicer today. Not sure why...
Yeah she literally reminds me of a square-headed block of cheese, Marshmallow headed minecraft character lol
Tommy could defo do better.
What the fuck lad why
checked and correct
You're thinking with your dick m8. She has no female friends because she fucks all of their men and cheats on everyone and then acts cute.
Twitter can get in the bin
Bet he lives in Stevenage
Based Marvin still hanging in
Hello everyone a bit late
Kek fucked it
No nonceposters for a start
Happy birthday Anna! You’re going home today btw lmao
Ahh you’re the colonoscopy lad from last night?
I’m sure everything will go well fren
>No Chadam to help the lads cook their special meals
Shame
docs wanna take a peek at my insides tomorrow .... this is the good bit by all accounts
Absolute state of modern Britain
Fuck sake
I dont, she played the whole "me and Tommy are just friends there's nothing going on there nothing will ever happen" , not very genuine if you ask me
Genuinely like ovie lads. Dancing like a beast while Jordan fails to prepare his beasts feast
>dogshit omelette and half a bottle of sriracha
thanks but no thanks pal
Yeah I don't know why either
hmmm Maybe you're right, gf thinks she's the worst one in there so you may have a point
>Keith Lemon
Who the fuck watches his show? Deanos? I can't imagine anyone with an ounce of intelligence watching that turd
Here some fucking eggs you sorry warthog of a human being
WHERES THE BREAD THOUGH
ENOUGH CARBS FOR YOU
O fuck I forgot there was a vote looool
Nonce needs attention again, he posted in the thread earlier with his pet rock, just ignore him guys x
bo selecta used to be kino
I watched an episode of Celebrity Juice once just because it had Holly Willoughby as a schoolgirl. Shit was cash.
Amy looks so much nicer without all that makeup wtf
we also watching the usa version?
hope so, thx lad
Amy is being a bitch
Amy mental age of 14
Don’t you mean half ex Amy.
>Amber, Maura and Lucie all single
why isn't Ovie cracking on with any of them? Is he gay?
Leigh Francis is a British icon if only for just bo selecta itself. Full stop lad.
They're so cunty to each other
Oh god
curtis curtis curtis, bitch sounds like a broken record - fucking hell he's not ur fuckn 'ex' - you met the lad on a game show three weeks ago
Good luck lad. See you when you get back.
This group of bitchy girls has seriously harmed the show this year
Seeing Amy get btfo is nice but remember the banter you got from the main guys last year when they gave screen time to likeable poeole
yeah, it's called Jersey Shore
Shit. The. Fuck. Up
Webm the arse
the fucking STATE of Anton's bird, christ alive
So lads is Maura based or a complete snake?
>Holly Willoughby as a schoolgirl
think he is actually a bit of a pussy. all flash and no substance
At the very worst if it is something serious you’ll have caught it early.
Your all a bunch of sad cunts and if any of you come back to /brit/ I'll kick your silly little head in yh
she's based BECAUSE she's a snake
Belle's about to get MILKED
wonder if Anton's gonne get another "backscratch" ....... GWAN ANTON!!!!!
Yawn a Anton date
offers literally nothing
I want to see an argument or bitching please
Turkey’s finest
This
Belle is qt without the makeup lads
He knows he’s too good for any of those slags
Maura is the Solid Snake of Metal Gear Island
she even kept us waiting
just noticed half the lads are black, and they're killing george and marvin
belle is a solid 6/10. would smash tho
based /ourguy/ getting his date
Belle is actually quite decent 2bh
The nonce gets bullied in brit as well, may head over there more often
Belle is a fair mushter like, but she's got a good personality - haven't seen any bitchy behaviour so far
>you now remember george, Danny and Marvin who are all still in the villa
Belle actually looks decent now
What did Jordan say to Anton?
you arent gonna do shite mate ill slap you silly
Dilemma lads, I've been propositioned by a trap I know, she looks extremely convincing and effortlessly passes as a woman HOWEVER she still had a fairly noticeably manly voice
What do I do
>Anton offers literally nothing
Except being the publics favourite yeah ok lmao
>right lads we've done windsurfing, horse riding, paddle boarding. What else is on the island?
>Goats?
>Your all a bunch of sad cunts and if any of you come back to /brit/ I'll kick your silly little head in yh
shag her but tell her to keep quiet
Does anyone know what happened to Danny? Did he get the sheriff treatment??
if they binned anna the problem would improve immeasurably
Isn't it obvious? surely you're better than that? Do you not back yourself at all - its literally a dude
>she
I'd love to shag Belle and smush pizza in her face during
Gross
Someone should report this to the Advertising Standards Agency
Haha imagine Lucie sitting on your face and milking you lads, forcing your tongue into her brapper to clean her shit chute haha god imagine the smell haha wow
Never understood these types of posts.... I can't imagine it's very convincing when you get down to it... his todger is swinging about as you realise 'sex' means sticking your penis into a man's rectum
exactly, and there's all the anal i can possibly stand in the meantime + sedation ..... LIFE IS A ROLLERCOASTER JUST GONNA RIDE IT
He's still there but when he isn't involved in love triangles he is dull as dishwater so he gets no screen-time
She's in the outer circle of my friend group and I'm pretty concerned about the fellas finding out and forever being the butt of tranny jokes for the rest of my waking life
i'm a medfag lad, why you having it?
MISSING URGENT 50K REWARD
She'd fucking cry
Cut off his dick
Oh yeah?
*takes off jacket*
*Takes off t-shirt*
*takes off pants*
*starts rubbing my semi erect willy*
What are you gonna do now you soft cunt
Anna and Ovie spotted at an airport today lads btw. They literally get voted as least favourite couple
ALL HAIL VOXY
ALL HAILLLL VOXXXYYYY
aLl hAiL vOXxXy
Epic troll and even epicer replies
this also she's game .... better than some 8/10 puritan
Have sex
>loveislandtheexperience.com
/lig/ meetup?
The cream always rises to the top
Not based Ovie :(
>she guilted her grandparents into paying for a titjob
>started doing beauty pageants after they "boosted her confidence"
>all it took was one ballroom dancer to crush years of self-esteem gains
wew
Degrade him and throw him around like a ragdoll t b h
S/he is post op but because they're a very image conscious person doing their absolute best to be a woman, s/he is in pretty incredible shape and is fairly fit, so hence my dilemma
OVIE IS TO PURE FOR THIS WORLD
source? Would've thought they'd keep 'em in a hotel for 24h to prevent this type of thing
All lig posters must wear the official lig uniform to the love island experience..
What are we wearing?
Fuck Anna but Jordan is a good lad, feel bad for him
necrotising pancreatitis led to bowel problems. now they're checking to rule out the bad stuff. likely just IBS though. That's my guess
I’d ‘ave a titjob off ‘er alrite
>liverpool
kek just down the road from me. though I'm not taking any chances - real life doesn't let me filter the nonce
>post op
Firstly, thats not a trap and secondly how could you be ok with putting your dick into an open wound?
Mankini
Cowboy boots
Jew hat
>Fucking an open wound is sex
Better keep to anal if you do fuck it.
Just give her a chance?
Full Southampton kit
Diamond Dogs patch on sleeve.
based macho man poster
is this what they do in Scotland?
Belle is CUTE
Fuck lad. You have to post a pic. At least of the body.
I got drunk on Saturday night and threw up in a megabus toilet on the way home
I'm still feeling rough am I dying?
>heroin central
YIKES
the tightest black jeans known to science
glow in the dark condom
Based goats fucking on camera
>southampton mentioned
Yes lad
>fucking a suppurating putrefied wound
>somehow even worse than ramming a man's asshole
nah she’s a munter she only looks fit because she’s spent a lot of time on her appearance today bc it’s almost like she’s on tv
Cringe
BASED
Belle and Anton are actually proper cute you know
>Firstly, thats not a trap
then what is she?
Even normal vaginas are already pretty gross so I can't imagine it'll be much worse
Really don’t like Molly, lucky bitch being carried by our guy Tommy.
is this Tommy's first gf?
5 mins left
There’s nothing between anton and belle, poor Anton forced to get with a pig
so weird how they're talking like theyve just met each other
I propose a hawaiian shirt
Should cause a bit of banter not knowing if each other are truly in on it
mutilated
I’ve seen them films. Who’s her dad?
They obviously get told to have these cheesy conversations init
Belle’s dad is a Muslim what does this mean
Vinnie Jones
I'm with you fella, good for them
Just have some dignity mate, God will always love you but I fear if you do this you'll never be able to love yourself
ah right. well your bowel should look normal to them down the scope if it's only IBS, and then I'd guess they'll take a few biopsies so just a couple week wait for them to get back from the lab I would think. fingers crossed lad
Zebedee off football factory
You are NOT allowed to talk about things outside of the villa
How do casuals still not know this
It means you turn around and walk away
Tamer Hassan
kek
Remember when black twitter hated Amber because she wasn't the blackest girl in there?
Tamer Hassan is her dad
he was in Layer Cake and Eastern promises, Sucker Punch, Batman begins
based
B A S E D
Wonder why she doesn’t look like a Turk
FUCK YOU SHORESY
>I-Is Curtis our guy hah heh
>What the fuck are you chatting, nerd?
>O-Our guy... post your tea lad hah
Curtis doesn't know how to speak to humans, he just plays a role
He runs Miwaw
i know that, meaning they've had ample time to talk to each other about each other
dumb cunt
>implying
shit son even I've had 2 day hangovers. probably that a) you're getting old b) you didn't rehydrate yourself enough the day after. just drink fuckloads of water, sleep, maybe a couple bottles of lucozade for dat dere sugar and electrolytes
Just goating around lads
Anyone fancy a Just Eat?
You've been exposed as a casual
No coming back now, maybe just lurk a few more threads
I liked him but in these past few episodes every now and then he sounds super sinister, like when he told maura to smile. Theres something twisted behind best boi's facade
cheers mate, feeling confident though I'll be massively dissapointed if they don't knock me out for this shit
ALL HAYUL VOXAY
What you on about Southampton is relatively pleasant
BORING EPISODE
Imagine being such a onions boy you’ve never watched football factory, i see fuck all wrong with football hooliganism
Voxi sims a good deal
phone contracts woeful value as they're all 36mo
L U C K
Full english
>maybe a couple bottles of lucozade
Not with their shitty low sugar recipe
>suicideratesgraph.jpg
What phone to upgrade to lads? Rocking an s8
FUCK OFF OLAY CHALLENGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*says 'Just Eat'*
*stamps on Callux's skull repeatedly*
ORITE SARAH
Damn is that really how much makeup girls put on?
>Yorkshire rolls
If they were from proper Yorkshire they'd know it's a fucking breadcake
The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism
Thoughts on the Voxi lady?
>i see fuck all wrong with football hooliganism
Just keep it
Lucie doesn't do niggers
>mega nonce talking about hooliganism
don't mind if i do
Imagine Anna being 8 foot and standing on you with her massive feet haha wouldn’t that be a weird image
>kek
which girl is the most Yea Forums which is the most Yea Forums ?
desu i would struggle having to talk without mentioning books all the time
>I'll be massively dissapointed if they don't knock me out for this shit
unless they've agreed it with you beforehand wouldn't hold your breath.. they might give you some benzos as sedation which depending on your personal tolerance will knock you out to a degree but unlikely to be a general anaesthetic. you can always request it, but might delay the test; some people flatly refuse the scope and get a "virtual" one instead using a CT scan, but you can't get biopsies off that so not as good.
Wish I could just get the bants without all the gay pol posts desu
Samsung's planned obsolescence means the battery is legitimately fucking awful now
Hahahaha is that him? Christ he really is a fat nonce
Someone do a gif of ovie shadow boxing in the mirror plz
FUCKING CRINGE
good point. don't even sell sugary drinks in hospitals anymore, even though there's legit reasons why we need them sometimes.
New thread please lads
Maura chebs
Ovie said he was out of the game when he split with Anna.
Think he's just enjoying his holiday on the villa.
Oh my day's amber's body is a madness
*develops pscyhosis*
how drunk do the producers let them be?
Yeah it's pure deano kino. That and A League of Their Own
yes. presumably this is how he dresses for his pathetic drug binges trying to hide the shame of being convicted of noncing his neice
fuck off and die cunt
>anna is clever,white, and strong
Raimi?
Wish people would sing a song about me sucking toes
was ovie shampooing his face?
have sex
fuck, maybe I need to be diva abut it then ... not my strong suit
jordan confirmed uber based
who here /annastoes/
The real bo selecta was literally on the villa yesterday
he's not worth it mate
Post your face when Anna goes home on her birthday
female Jordan is looking piff
two drinks a day each
Where the fuck is Flack?
This is literally all she does and shes missing it
have sex with someone other than a child
Has George shown any emotion since he turned up??
ANNA OUT
ANNA OUT
ANNA OUT
ANNA OUT
ANNA OUT
ANNA OUT
ANNA OUT
>female Jordan
Literally who
OVIE SAFE
V
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Bye jourdanny
F for Lucie and Danny
Where the fuck is Caroline Flack
Can't be amy she leaves anyway, it'll be Danny and Whatever her name is
>don’t give Jourdan and Danny any airtime at all
>surprised when they’re selected to be booted
Lol fuck you ITV
bye lucie's chebs
aye, it'll more likely be some painkillers, maybe a bit of IV diazepam or similar, and maybe they'll give you the entonox (aka gas and air, aka 50% nitrous oxide) to huff on as you feel like during.
I guess just have a word with them on the day and they'll walk you through it. Might be worth giving it a go with what they've got, you can always stop it if it's too rough
in motherland, emotion show you
OVIE IS SAFE LADS
She's been automated out of a job
Future for all of us that
SEND LUCY YOUR ENERGY!
BLACK TWITTER
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You're not funny and never will be. Cringy fucking nonce
NEGER RAUS
extreme banter
>jourdan and danny
and nothing of value was lost
BACK OF THE NET
>BACK OF THE NET
BACK OF THE NET
>BACK OF THE NET
BACK OF THE NET
>BACK OF THE NET
BACK OF THE NET
>BACK OF THE NET
BACK OF THE NET
>BACK OF THE NET
BACK OF THE NET
>BACK OF THE NET
BACK OF THE NET
>BACK OF THE NET
Maybe the game was rigged?
we truly live in the best timeline
Jourdan is so fucking fit though
new
why is this stream retard playing music over the stream? Fuck off cunt
back to Africa for them
>replacing Caroline's job with a text.
Based
They kick up such a fuss every time someone leaves the villa you’d think they were being sent off to be executed
I have foreseen this outcome. It was inevitable.
You twat. the show finishes in 4 minutes
Lucy is gone btw
Amy leaves herself so that's already confirmed
Black twitter is cheering cause Ovie’s saved, they hate Danny and also Jourdan by association.
FUCK OFF AND DIE
*ignores the thread splitter*
they knocked me out when they went down my throat so I'm gonna stay hopeful. my bird used to be a nurse too so maybe she can show a bit of leg/boob
dont care I dont watch that silly bollocks
ONE MORE
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teletubby looking cunt
*ignores the thread splitter*
They are still triggered Danny picked Arabella over Yewande so anything bad that happens to him is a victory
bye lucies chebs
Proud of /lig/ tonight. Thread splitter was ignored.
Get Curtis (bent schemer) and Amy (mentally unstable, should leave for her own welfare)
OUTTA HERE!
Last 2 mins of lucies chebs
Lucie’s gone because Amy decided to leave.
Weak episode tbqhfam
Hate how the streamer is an absolute autist retard
Your advert breaks are not funny
Nor playing music over the stream
T W A T
Joe is gonna stab Lucie up the arse with a screwdriver if they send her home
save are Lucy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>cliffhanger
>everyone knows Amy’s walked out
Nice one?
Ahhh we can't lose Lucie bros
New girl going in lads