Itt times when reality surpasses movies

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Cultural appropriation much?

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>Elliot Rodger on the right
Kek

That fucking giraffe

but how does he do it?

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How new

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>t. never done a long wheelie hanging off the side of the bike
did you have no childhood, you fat fuck?

>Rodger
God I hope this is bait

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K I N O

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

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>best sprinkler day at daycare ever

youtube.com/watch?v=oaletsYICyI

Is this a "real life boss battles" thread?

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B O O T
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would it kill them to pave the streets?

probably yes. lead paint and toxic fumes and all .

youtube.com/watch?v=iv5g2MhPT5I

delete this feelings

The horrible 3rd world labor system and ethic probably would result in many people dying to pave the roads.

so how come the rest of the world is alive?

given that they probably live in a corrupt 3rd world country
probably yeah, a few people would probably die doing so

stylish motherfuckers

What was happening here

They don't even have asphalt, let alone people who know how to handle it or make a proper road out of it. And then they need someone to organize and pay for that, which means no organization happening and the money disappearing in a variety of pockets.

me with the cane

Can't tell if /pol/ or /fa/

kek /fa/ BTFO

I can tell you what’s NOT happening here. You having sex

cool as fuck

>government issues bidding for a company to take the contract for street paving
>rivaling corrupt politicians ally with mob to push a bidder
>bribes and factioning reaches people in various positions and conflict arises
>threats, intimidation and maybe selective kills start to happen between
>whatever the motivation may be, the bid is assigned to a contractor
>the contractor and their faction make sure to syphon and embezzle all the resources destined for the project, while delivering as little of the project as possible
>there may be subsequent legal prosecutions where no responsibles will be found and little or no consequences will be met by the people who stole the money

so yeah, aside from being costly and complicated for many, some may die along the process of paving the streets
t. third world user

Why are black people allowed to dress like retards?

Jester's license.

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youtube.com/watch?v=lT3wDeG1V4c

KINO!

this when I was in afghanistan we had to pay the taliban to build things because if we paid anyone else they would show up and kill all the workers

that nibbla needed a bolt cutter

Why didn't you just kill all the taliban when they showed up? Easy trap. Hire other workers, kill taliban. Eventually the taliban either run out of people or leave the work to the people.

The perfect bond villain

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ByVL9Ktzo

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Lmao

>I'm PRC

I was having a laugh until I saw the lil kid just wandering around and then I realized these are actual real people and then it just got kinda depressing

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me third from the right

gypsies do something similar in europe
of course they dont build but you pay them to "protect"your construction from themselves and other gypsies

>niggers
>real people
you can pick one then go back to having a laugh

>when african niggers are more /fa/ than /fa/
Is this a Jojo reference? Based.

African Jojo

Lmao

What's their theme music?

If mid-westerners are people, so are nigs.

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Jesus what shithole do you live in? Or are you a traveling carney?

Found the nigger.
Rednecks are 100x better than niggers.

JoJo Part 9: Gravel is Unobtainable

R I P P E N
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whatever you say cletus

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3>6>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1

Debate me.

lol wtf. I'd eat them all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Andrei_Karlov

Did he survive?

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Based and rippenpilled.

He rippen

can you not read? he landed in somebody's yard

>Can't tell if /pol/ or /fa/
Well I can tell you're a reddit tourist.

imagine

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damn, he didn't die

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ok??? are yards made of magic that turns people immortal? he could have landed on his neck in their yard and died who fucking knows

>*record scratch*
>yep that's me You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
youtube.com/watch?v=Nd9a0uvcNJM

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dude, he rippen

I prefer the original red shirt guy.

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i mean, he rippen through the canvas and got fling in the air. what do you think?

Donald has a cute ass (no homo)

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based RuPaul #YasQueen

>tell me about alita

based 300 kilotons
what was it exploding anyway?

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I see Disney reacquired the Power Rangers license and is making a new movie.

does fling in air kill you??

Chemical storage facility not build up to safety standards. Bribed their way around the regulations and it caught fire, surprise, surprise.

burnt

holly kek, that manlet looks like some kind of mall gnome

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There is a narufag present and yet he isn't the most laughable asshole in the pic. Amazin

You're wrong about the reddit tourist but have a point. On retrospect I don't think /pol/ can dress themselves.

/fa/ wishes they were that good.

If it was /pol/ then at least half of them would be chi's and other assorted halfbreeds.

Newfags, this was posted years ago, with the exact wording

What kind of thin necked retard even fits inside of those bike locks, wtf. I can't even wrap my neck fully with my fingertips touching

HUGE FOREHEAD

Everytime I see this I notice how the guy in green is hiding his powerlevel yet has the highest potential due to his appropriately contrasting suit and is the actual protagonist of the story.

lmao americans act like in their movies

Just think, in all these /fa/ photos, these were the ones confident enough to leave the house.

Either you have short fingers or a fat neck. Probably both.

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Looks like sheen from jimmy neutron

But that's not reality. Looks fucking amazing on the menu then you order it and get microwaved shit thrown on plate with a side of barf in the vague shape of potatoes.

the real Tom Cruise of is more over the top than any of his fictional characters

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New Planet of the Apes movie?

Now come on, you can clearly see that even some of the other blacks in back are watching with disgust. It just that some ghetto niggers got somehow into disneyland.

why does this look like some demonic ritual

>Rednecks are 100x better than niggers
Some of the better ones for sure but i can say from the experience that a lot them act like hoodrats.

guy on the left went full PSHHH NOTHING PERSONNEL KID mode

>anime fight music starts playing

I would absolutely demolish her

Rub some Preparation H on your ass Jaquarius

Retards

>/pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ /pol/
Shut up faggot

Two colours.

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Imagine forcing yourself onto the second from the right.

I had no idea RDJ had a younger brother.

>your thread on Elizabeth Debicki gets deleted because it's "not about the actor or their career"
>had written my OP specifically to say it was about her roles and career
>gets deleted anyway
>opens thread about user's favourite actor
>still gets deleted

>this thread doesn't get deleted

It's what you get when you give the shitposters the power. Who else would take a job for free, other than shitposters?

yamero

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THEY TOLD HIM BOY DON'T YOU COME AROUND HERE
DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE, YOU BETTER DISAPPEAR

It's funny because you can tell how uncomfortable they all are. They would never dress like this on a normal day, they just decided to wear this bland bullshit because they knew pictures would be taken and didn't want to stand out at all

Me on the far right
i hate black ppl btw lol

>/fa/ and Yea Forumsfags

pure kino that will never be topped

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Holy shit, it's Yakub

is this Baron Harkonnen

looks like a jojo villain
[100 Black Coffins]

fucking summer fag

i swear i cant stop laughing

don't mess with me sunshine

>all of the scared white people on the perimeter refusing to get involved

Makes it look like it's just another show in the park lmao. They've got their own stage and audience

Isn’t the guy on the right the guy who shot up a church?

Here's the thing about hicks: they keep their trash contained to themselves. You can't wander down a street and not have some group of coons decide to go out of their way to pick a fight with you or mess with you. I know, I grew up white in a trashy ghetto neighborhood, a literal 50% chance that I was going to get some kind of shit from any given group of 2 or more black teens to adults.

B-Baka na... so this is the power of your... [Boogie Wonderland]...!

the fumes specifically harm pocs of colors

How old is 1?

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that long haired guy in the middle and the blonde guy to his right are passable desu, although they'd be more so if they weren't skeletons

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>Dortmund fag
yikes

whats with exposed ankle pants and no-show socks?

RIPPEN

this really deserved the oscar for best cinematography

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Me? I'm a General Butt Naked man.

>imagine almost dying for some fucking geese

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still in disbelief, desu

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The guy on the right absorbed the neck of the hoodie guys next to him

2016 can only be topped by a potential WW3 moving forward.

if you're here for a while you might learn they call that "copypasta" but I understand that you're new

Waifu threads are worse garbage than this

Why? He sucked a lot of Israeli cock to get that job. Did you know he's actually made up of 56% jew semen?

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Zozzle

These zoomers need a fucking job holy shit

its just too unreal.
That and how crazy election night and the following days were

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Not a single chin in sight

Me on right

The fact that Dylan roof is the best looking one there is hilarious to me.

I agree. Trump may be a massive piece of shit, but election night was some special type of high I don't think I'll ever experience again.

this lad needs a gritty mini series documenting his rise to ham man

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NO CAPES

Her gown looks like a dirty ass shower curtain

I'm not even american but I wanna see him win again just for the memes. Holy shit it will be glorious.

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That fucking “leader”

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What happened here user?

they look barely homo sapiens

Regardless of your politics, the last two president-elects have been pretty fucking surreal. This post-9/11 world feels like an alternate timeline...

w2c the fourth fit from the right.
Dude looks like an anime antagonist.

>This post-9/11 world feels like an alternate timeline...

I can't wait to see what the future holds

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I saved these because they were so fucking ridiculous

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He said he was going for something "futuristic"

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Me in yellow

>mexican music blaring
accurate

>guy getting strangle by a column
>mexican music playing on the background
top kek

These threads are fun though and a good breakup from the countless waifu shit on ongoing generals for shows like got that aren’t even out anymore.
Speaking of, you combine both and you get Alita shit. At this thread has some good YouTube videos, some funny memes and honest great examples of mise en scene. Your shit got deleted because no one wanted to participate in it and because some guy made the 8th thread in a row about the fat cowboy predator

kino

>never let evil take root

When are we gassing all the /fa/cels?
I wanna make sure I’ve got tickets

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>2000s Russian welder is futurism

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>Cyberpunk 2077

honestly, who did they think their stunt would affect? It's only undocumented laborers that work in slaughterhouses.

Came to post this

What do they see, user?

cast the movie

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They see

>they are all puppets in the Telepath's thrall

It would be extremely painful

They could keep the same road for 50 years if they paved it once properly. No frost heaves make roads last 5x longer

Holy shit them being told it can’t be stopped and then they try to stop it by hooking a bike lock between a moving part and a pole and attach themselves to the industrial fucking machine by their necks and then try to give everyone’s keys to the cuck in charge of this master plan
All while Mexican music blasts in the background.
It’s crazy how often we push human evolution away from natural selection.

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Another spirited debate between Kantians and Hegelians

L'Ambassadeur

There is a good chance this will never be beat.

>that immense blast of ki energy as they collide

Watch "empire of dust" friend.
Docu-kino will explain all.

wouldn't be too worried considering how shit the democrats are being

youtube.com/watch?v=sisOvlfOHoY
heres the song by the way

UV lamp in Soviet Russia

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Northern ireland in the troubles I think

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rooftop koreans during the LA riots

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Based
Thank you user

The aftermath of this

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Because going outside sometimes will literally kill you.

Damn, Martin Shkreli is based

This nog don't aim. Btw, i know shit about Liberia: this people are descendants of liberated slaves or tribal people?

These niggas look fly as fuck desu

Equivalent production in Hollywood would probably cost tens of millions of special effects

youtu.be/7p6hqMnsLFY

It was for kids' vitamin D during the long arctic winters

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Very nice of Cucumberbatch to bring his cousin to the meetup.

:)

How come no one told me they are remaking Adam West' Batman?

These guys would be so endearing if I wasn't a hundred percent sure they were monstrously violent criminals.

This.. at the time at least.

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I never got what was wrong with this

Houdini did it first.
youtube.com/watch?v=s7sXLOEaxSA

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The last time this image was posted, I posted a Black Bush Chappelle's show reference, complete with the usual Afrika Bambaataa/Stankonia references, plus a few embellishments of my own, which I was rather proud of. The post was a hit, getting three positive (You)s-better yet, nobody called out my embellishments as being stupid, inappropriate, "wack" or otherwise. Rather than push my luck and repost, I just want to let folks know that this happened.

>Gonna get me some teenage vegan pussy tonight
>OH FUCK HELP
Based

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this kid is going places

sneed irl what if?

New Stargate when

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You know I think I broadly agree with these people and admire the intention of what they do. I wonder if they have a position for a guy who doesn't want to go do any of this shit but will just produce a second draft of their plans that eliminates all the ways they would have gotten themselves killed. A 100 IQ mastermind behind the organisation.

i was in that thread

underrated

From left to right: Jotaro, Joseph, Polnareff, Kekyoin, Abdul

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All-time champion.

He wandered off into the great white nothing, never to return.

>it can’t be stopped
Electrical inspector here. Yes it can. These cucks deserve everything they get.

If you get the chance read My Friend the Mercenary by James Brabazon it's fucking amazing. Liberia is like some real life post-apocalyptic shit

>Keeps his distance and dances around the guy for a solid minute, ducking, weaving, shifting his footing. Attention purely focused on his opponent as he looks for his opening..
>Finally turns and punches some random girl.

Real life is excellently choreographed sometimes.

p sure I have that same blue suit 2bh

what did he mean by this?

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just a puppet controlled by all the men outside of that room

da fuq am I lookin at?

That 2nd little girl just straight up snatched dude from girl #1.

10/10
Gripping, brave.

>Gooks with guns
We didn't go to War with Vietnam for this shit my brothas.

>oh, you're approaching me ?

>dat chubster
>vegan
Kek

Not turning the machines off the second the plant was seized is good enough to get this shut down in less than a year.

>not being the guy who goes with them to help them set up their suicidal plan but not participating and just leaving them to die for not realising how stupid and suicidal their plan is

I just realized the guy carrying the shoes is wearing one of each and carrying the opposites.

>i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

LMAO

>protecc scooter!

What’s killing me is how lethargic they all are. The “punches” are slow-motion.

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I swear to God every time I see this pic his neck gets longer. Am I being fucked with?

I was really hoping when I clicked on this that it would be a woman getting choked since that would have been hot, so I am extremely disappointed and feel as though the thumbnail was intentionally misleading.

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Reagan had a great sense of humour

youtube.com/watch?v=5UowNDaxRqU

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Best twist in docuhistory.

MODS

>gook gets choked for 10 seconds
>just like that they give up

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Dandies are hardly criminals, they dedicate their existence to proving that they're not like their surroundings.

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is that the exact spot from JSA? or are there many spots like that that connect NK/SK

Underrated af.

youtube.com/watch?v=u28GKUqt0do

just post it. You already got a genuine reaction and you made me curious. What do you have to lose anyway ?

This. These guys are fucking heroes. Nuts, maybe, but fucking heroes.

Young Lean Fan Club meetup

I'm very happy that these dangerous men are on our side. Afrika Bambaataa and the whole Zulu Nation. Stankonia. Latterly, the Congolese Dandies, the Baseball Furries, the diaper guy from P-Funk, Tee-Hee from Live and Let Die, and all Wakanda. We're also working with our partners on the ground. The Gap Band has the capability to Drop a Bomb, and all options are on the table.

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fake and gay

Tom Selleck about mow some fuckin terrorists down

youtu.be/-KriRCtS4rs

2, 3 and 5 are actually not bad at all.

What a shit post

That's pretty good. I thought that was from the real episode.

I've wanted this video 8 times today and each time I noticed something different

>heroes
lol relax.

I"m gonna make a movie about your life, man.
>Faggot and His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Butthurt Pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=xNQi1_R4z4g
several of these tards get arms and bones broken and just keep going

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You have issues

I hope this kind of shit doesn't happen again.

fa BTFO for ever

Amazing, they actually can pull off those suits

will be reality surpassing kino
Mark these words

LMAO

pol really played this up
I thought like a gaggle of niggas were nigging around. It was largely just different people getting pulled into red shirt's cyclone

>youtube.com/watch?v=xNQi1_R4z4g
Each and every one of those fucking niggers, and they are all niggers regardless of race, should've been executed there on the spot.

There's a distinct difference between blacks and niggers

Wait is this real or just a kino juxtaposition?

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gooks killing nigs. it doesn't get any better

Honestly the activist were faggots but that slaughterhouse was some sick shit. There’s some just really fucking dirty and evil about seeing those duck corpses all hanging on a conveyor belt, along with that hallway of blood. Shit should be shut down, honestly.

Not gonna lie, former meat eater here. This is fucking hilarious watching activists choke and suffer. But in all seriousness we can't let people eat meat.

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