How would you make a Holy Diver movie?

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We get it, you have shit taste and want attention

>How would you make a Holy Diver movie?
I would much rather see a feature-length movie based on the songs Stargazer and Light in the Black from the Rainbow album "Rising".

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No, what's worse is a fag like you saying "Yeah, I'm into ABBA. I relate to Dancing Queen. I put it on when I get my neghole pozzed."

stargazer would male for a neat film
imagime that
a wizard enslaving people to build him a tower so he could fly

you're really upset about that post

In Lowestoft UK, Jack Malik is a frustrated musician whose musical career is going nowhere despite the faith that his friend/manager Ellie Appleton has in him. However, on the night Jack decides to give up, the whole world is momentarily hit with a massive blackout during which Jack is hit by a bus. Upon regaining consciousness, Jack learns to his astonishment that he is apparently now the only one who knows the music of the Dio. Realizing this improbable opportunity, Jack begins playing the music of the greatest of the rock band, claiming it as his own. It pays off quickly and Jack becomes a worldwide musical sensation. However, Jack finds himself drifting away from Ellie, only realizing his love for her when she has become intimidated by his success, which depends on a blatant plagiarization that no one could find out. Now, Jack must make a fundamental moral decision about his music to satisfy his conscience as he decides what he truly needs.
Music by Ed Sheeran

homo detected

What the lyrics mean?

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this is all gaycore pop music but metal is the same shit as this, just a different kind of gay

My first intro to metal was Decrepit Birth. Never got into Sabbath Motörhead or priest.

I think the holy diver stoops down to snort powder cocaine up his nostril.

For me? It's Stargazer
The most kino song ever written

My fellow enslaved Iron Age tribesmen

>Don’t dream of women, because they’ll only bring you DOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNNN
Was Ronnie an incel?

Geogaddi movie would be kino. I imagine some washed out looking indie movie about a man traveling through the countryside and being taken in by a cult.

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more like a realist
best Dio song for me is Catch the Rainbow

no, he was a red pilled volcel

For one, the main character would've been gone too long in the midnight sea

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA

They should make a movie about pic related instead.

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Fag

Duran Duran are bassed. Abba is ironically fun to listen to. The rest is shit. Kraftwerk is for memers. The kero kero bonito vocalist fucks a dude with a massive dong that keeps showing it in pictures, so she's a whore, therefore fuck that band.

Cringe right from the start. It’d be less embarrassing if you listed anime and video game soundtracks. Have some fucking respect for yourself.

>Abba is fun to listen to ironically
>Kraftwork is for memers
Sounds like you are a memer, retard. And shit fucking taste.

This. And the sequel would arguably be even more kino.

I would describe this album as creepy nostalgia. Like when you look back on something that scared the shit out of you as a kid.

Now here is some LotR trilogy material.

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I like Conspiracy better too.

or this

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>Not liking the first Mamma Mia
WOW

Based. Me personally, I'd love this as a movie.

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>homo hating on other homo's tastes
tsk tsk

based King Diamond posters

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german polka and march fanfares are hardly pop

Could a viking movie using Bathory as the soundtrack work?

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It's about heroin

>carpenter brut
>"i love color by numbers "synthwave" that is enjoyed by uberkewl dudez like myself"

I love how all these new "synthwave/retrowave" kiddies managed to take what used to be an interesting way to do music, and utterly homogenize it, then saturate the fucking internet with it since now everyone has a fucking DAW in their bedrooms with which they can shit out all the samey preset bullshit they want.

have a pity (you)

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Cast him.

If you don't like metal that's fine, but you're just embarrassing yourself with posts like this.

Cast it

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I got caught in a Helloween loop on youtube a few months ago

It was a blast

Ian McShane and Tom Cruise should be in it as someone, I dont know why

based /metal/ + Yea Forums crossover thread

what went wrong in this movie?

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Tom Cruise would totally jump off that part up there and land on that other bit up top and he would not need a stunt double because he is Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise is not afraid of anything.

Okay that's it, im sending him the script

only edgy incels listen to metal

Tom Hardy. Also Clancy Brown as the Metallion.

That's a generalization.

He pretty much made Dark Synthwave what it is so calling him generic is retarded.

A priest goes for a swim in the midnight sea. I don't know what happens next.

nice, first time I've seen anyone mention this on the four chins. Luca Turilli might produce massive cheese, but boy is it delicious cheese.

epic retard

Future Man - Keanu Reeves
Barbarian - Vin Diesel
Hippie - Jeff Bridges

rest anyone as long as they're not nogs or kikes

Stargazer is one of my favourite songs of all time.

*blocks your path*

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More like Holy Kino. I'm OBSESSED with this song

Unbased

>Stargazer is one of my favourite songs of all time.
I have to be careful about listening to it too many times in a row, because it makes it hard to sleep when I'm rocking out in my head.