Why isn’t winona ryder my mommy

why isn’t winona ryder my mommy

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she may be an ovendodger. but she is fucking adorable

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>How Winona Ryder dodged the oven
woah, cool down Wired

I don’t know but it makes me sick knowing i’ll never smell her bosom

Can't believe I've never sniffed a girl's ass desu

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Christ those are fucking lame. Even the actors themselves seem disappointed by the banality of the questions. I'm not saying they should ask her if she takes it up the ass but do something less fucking boring
>tape the words as if it's some fucking mystery
>dude what is your favorite color
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'd fuck that overdodger. Don't know why.

>jewesses look like this
How can I hate them?

She looked like shit in season 3

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I'd like her to RYDE me, if you know what I mean haha

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Yup. Damn shame too, she's my childhood crush.

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Why did Winona Ryder shoplift?

so she could look like this in court

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what is winona ryder real jewish name

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>people age
how weird

She's no-one's mommy, isn't she?

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Winona Laura Horowitz

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She aged like shit, is what i'm saying, not that she aged, retard.

she's barren

she looks fine little boy

Hershlag is a better Jewish mommy desu

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Did it get really awkward when they brought up her shoplifting habit?

she literally doesn't, mong

"No!"

I want her to jack me off while she says beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!

She looks fine little boy

too much porn

Call me when Winona gets this big

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gib milk

she literally doesn't, mong

aww man, she's a jew? dammit

still looks good