Can You Name A Country

Im pretty sure most of those people are merely pretending to be retarded so they have a better chance to end up on tv. They don't show the people who get all thw answers right.

>NO NO IT’S NOT REAL
Sad

Why are Brits so ugly?

>ask a country in America
>every person (white or not) says Africa first

What happened with you people....

Why would you need one ina country as large and diverse as the USA?

Because Jimmy Kimmel selectively edits stupid people since they're more entertaining, and people like you are stupid enough to take talmudvision as fact

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Simply do the same thing in any skidrow, nigger ghetto out there... The results would be 10000 times funnier. But Kimmel will never have the balls to do it.

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Americans aren’t obsessed with your irrelevant country. Your entire lives revolve around our politics, movie, tv shows, websites etc

>Why are Americans so stupid?
They're not they're just very self-absorbed.

>afreeca

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COPE HARDER FAGGOTS

But they don't even seem able to point out where the USA is on that map...

>everything on tv is real
Are non-americans THIS stupid?

Really? Because those amerigoblins seemed pretty obsessed with Africa.

Mix of Germanics and Celts, the two ugliest euro ethnicities

America is like a zoo for the rest of the world to gawk at.

Yes, Europeans believe everything they see about America on TV. We’re the same with them. There was a thread yesterday where Euros actually thought The Simpson’s was an accurate depiction of American life. It’s way worse in reality

This. Europe might as well be Mars, I can’t afford a vacation.

Yeah, America has a lot leftover from slavery. Meanwhile you’re willingly importing millions of Africans and sandniggers in modern times.

Can an average Euro or any non American point any US state in the map?

N-n-no you're a poopyhead American!
notice me american pls

homeschooling. they learn that the world is 5000 y/o and Jesus rode on dinos.

They couldn't even name The united states, you fucking idiot.

>needs school to tell him where his country is

How common is it for Europeans to leave Europe? It's that level of common for Americans to leave America.

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>I think Jimmy Kimmel isnt a limey jew who deceives
Euros, I swear

Bong here.

I can point out most of the Eastern seaboard states plus California. Obviously Hawaii and Alaska are freebies.

Stuff in the middle... nah, but I guess most Americans don't even know about the flyover states.

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>name a country, any country
>fails
>OMG ITS THE EDITING

alcohol

It’s honestly strange how obsessed Euros are with America. The only Western European country that doesn’t seem like that is France. But Britain, Belgium, Netherlands? Holy moley.

Quite common for people here in the UK to holiday in:

>Egypt
>Tunisia
>Morocco
>Dubai
>Australia/NZ
>US (especially Florida)

So yeah it's pretty normal.

they're actors, dude

Yes. Not shit like Montana but the general stuff like California, Nevada, Washington because of grunge, Maine / Vermont because it's the closest european looking place, NY , Florida, Texas, etc.

How much do you make a year?

Obviously he means hes using editing to make the abysmal retards look more prevalent. Meanwhile I have literally never met an american who can point out most european countries, let alone the us itself.
So again
>euros believe late night talk show jewery

*gets beheaded by a muslim*

The big ones and the ones on the borders are pretty easy desu. Its the midwest that is the fucking nightmare.

>that level of common

>be dualcitizen
>have two passports

If shit ever hits the fan here I'm bouncing. Also thinking about marrying a foreign chick because she wants a green card and she'll pay me. Thinking of doing it and have her help me get citizenship in her country too.

It's pretty normal. Everyone I know and their mother has been to the US, or some exotic place like Morocco, India, China or Cuba.
Euro > Dollar/Nigger money/Chink money, so we get richer when we leave Europe.

P A I D:::::A C T O R S

Almost all of them without fail, fun stuff to learn autistically

How exactly is identifying places on a map a mesure of intelligence?

As opposed to blown out?

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>Egypt
>Tunisia
>Morocco
Amerifat here, been to those countries listed above. Why the actual fuck would anyone want to “holiday” there? Is it just in beach resorts with high fences to keep the locals away?

I'm Norwegian and I'm pretty obsessed with America but then again I've been to the US three times so I know what it's actually like. People there are nice and not the mongs they are portrayed as.

>feel like going to the beach
>go to hawaii or florida
>feel like going to check out some mountains
>go to montana or colorado
>what about some less jagged mountains?
>go to tennessee or virginia
>how about some desert
>go to nevada or arizona
>i'd rather check out some big cities
>go to nyc or la

why the fuck would you ever leave

Why would British people who experience grey skies and 10-18 degree temps all summer want to go on holiday to hot, sunny countries?

Beats me, mate.

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>Quite common for people here in the UK to holiday in US (especially Florida)

STAY OUT OF MY STATE WE'RE FULL!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gib biathalon gf

Tunisians are actually pretty friendly if you can handle the bartering shit. They all just want your money so they'll talk to you like you're their best friend.

to get affordable health care?

What countries do we need to name that relevant to our every day lives? China, Canada, Mexico and Russia are the only places you need to know about everything else is just negative space that lost relevance centuries ago

Not to mention how every Anglo country is just a copy of the US now aside from driving on the other side of the road.

It isn't but you don't exactly come off as smart when you can't find home on the mappy.

It's mainly Disneyland and that zoo place whose name I can't remember.

>Euro > Dollar/Nigger money/Chink money, so we get richer when we leave Europe.

right now 1 euro is worth 0.9 usd. like 10 years ago you'd get richer coming to us, but at this point you're basically breaking even with the fees you pay to exchange your money

Speak for yourself Duncan It hit 32 in the south east last week

even 1 in 1000 would be embarrassing, obviously they aren't going to show all the correct answers but the fact that none of the ones shown could get a single one right is damning

Busch Gardens ?

Because other countries are fun to visit if you aren’t a faggot

God, Blitey is grim af

Egypt has the fucking pyramids. Napoléon gave away a battle just to see them.
Tunisia is meh but it still has interesting ruins from carthagena and the roman empire.
Morocco is the closest you can get to real arabic culture without getting beheaded. It's shit but interesting shit and quite safe.
If you want a beach you either go to Spain, France, Italy or Greece. Balkan coast if you're a real connoisseur. Nobody goes to arabic countries for beaches except our version of hillbillies.

quit being NEET and get a job, any employer worth a dam provides health insurance

gross, why would you bother?

About $33,000, and I have medical-related expenses for my parents.
>been to the US
Oh, I know. I used to work at an ice-cream shop at a popular Florida beach town with hordes of euros pouring in, trying to convince themselves that our concrete hellscape made for a good time. But hey, maybe they actually enjoyed it.

They have the anglo-saxon self-centered insular outlook multiplied by a country the size of a continent. Nothing special here.

It isn't. Its the same false equivalence liberals tie to college degrees.
>"More of us get into a lifetime of debt for an arbitrary piece of paper, therefore we are smarter."

What kind of fucked up map is that

Bingo.

napster won that battle, brah

Yes. Coastal states and Hawai/Alaska are pretty easy. Texas too.

>why the fuck would you ever leave

Nigga have you been to South America ? Everything is dirt cheap and the bitches throw themselves at you. I'm getting horny just thinking of my time in Colombia.

>b-because its fun!

you sound like a faggot, but i agree its cool to go to very different places like china or africa or the mid east, but you're retarded if you blow money going to visit europe where everything is expensive and yet not that different from here

>Fees to exchange money
>Doesn't know about N26, Revolut, etc,..
Also not just that, life is cheaper in the US because everything is mass produced.

Kek, sounds fun actually
Looks comfy to me

stay strong wage-fren

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Shouldn't burger find at least the places their parents migrated from? Or is the 56% meme true and they just don't have any ancestors they could name?

>a shithole area represents all of Britain

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delet this

He's Scottish

>without getting beheaded
user, i...
foxnews.com/world/trial-opens-for-24-accused-in-killing-beheading-scandinavian-hikers-in-morocco

>yet not that different from here
The trick is to leave the hostel.

>the South america population is almost triple the black population.
Euuuh ok?

More Brit kino.

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why is the map backwards

>film for several hours over several days
>get a handful of bad answers out of hundreds
>ZOMG SO DUM

bong here, they're obviously going to show the stupid cunts for the laughs, they wouldn't show it if everyone got them correct, you daft bastards

Is this true? A friend of mine studied abroad like ten years ago in Colombia and said when he was down there, people loved him for being an American. A couple time he said some guys were being aggressive towards him but one of the locals said something like "it's ok he's American" and suddenly the guys were acting like his bffs and wanted to hang out with him. Said the girls all liked him just for being American as well.

Is this shit still true? Other people I know make it sound like the rest of the world hates American tourists, but I'm not sure if they're talking out of their ass/regurgitating shit they heard from someone on NPR with an agenda.

England is grey and the people are miserable. At least in London.

I think i can do 10.

Come on, lad. You've got to know the countries so that you know what flags to wave when Nbugu, Sanchez and Sahpong run onto the field to play for your team.

based, truly our greatest allies. israel can get fucked

>Americans call Eastern Europeans uneducated

>toothless crone approaches you

It's good to be aware of things to come. Maybe we can turn back the ship, but becoming like America is the ultimate nightmare for Europeans.

I hear this is true for British people in certain parts of America if you have that sophisticated receive pronunciation accent

>implying they didnt only keep the retards in
people actually watch this stuff?

It's the inability of not being able to do it that makes people stupid, not the other way around.

>more England is London nonsense
So you can't talk shit then, can you. Hell, even areas of London look like villages you'd find in the countryside or being quite charming. But London overall is definitely a weird place. I remember being taken aback going through London to get to Norfolk admiring the Tower of London and then being confronted with a grey brutalist abomination after turning like 2 corners. Same thing in Camden. Quite quaint then weirdness after turning a corner.

not sure this is really a fair comparison, other countries have districts/states like the US and I sure as fuck can't name those. I know Germany has a couple (Bavaria is one?) and Mexico too. I can tell you generally where ireland, england, wales, and scotland are in the UK, but i have no idea if there are finer subdivisions.

And that's the safest one out there...

Talk shows are for normies and the disabled.

Because all of their cities look like American cities now and there's absolutely nothing to distinguish them

Honestly every American can at least point out America on a map - there's no world in which simply splitting the map on the Atlantic instead of the Pacific actually trips people up that much. Either these are paid actors or they did thousands of these and cut it down to just a handful. We're CONSTANTLY bombarded with imagery that has the shape of the country burned into our skulls.

emilia!

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>exposes niggers and women as retards
>one white kid knows more than all of those retards combined
holy fucking based

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I have a south east England accent (think guy Ritchie movies but not quite as strong) and when I was in the US I was asked on several occasions to repeat certain words because they "liked the way I talk". It was funny at first but after the third or fourth time I began to feel a bit like a performing monkey.

>now Yea Forums
>*zips whine*
>is for true patricians like myself

>ultimate nightmare
As well it should. We divorced ourselves from anything resembling civilization about 90 years ago. Everything since has just been a greasy slide down.

The eat end is dreadful. The druggies scream all night and there's constant sirens.

if you're thin and can do the "suave" british accent, then you can fuck most girls easily

if you're fat or have that peasant cockney accent, then you've got no better shot than anyone else

>every American can at least point out America on a map
> they did thousands of these and cut it down to just a handful
>contradicting yourself in a 4 line post

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Don't act like all the British people acting like drunk retards in Spain with other Brits are more cultured than Americans going to Miami

>target audience is kids
>makes kids the smart ones
GEEZ I WONDER WHY

they're actors. you can tell by how with it they seem despite "not getting" the questions.

I was there about two years ago and yes they were all being friendly and wanted to hang out with me. The girls especially. It also helped that I speak spanish and know how to dance. They loved that.

Texas is coastal you fucking retard

do europeans think we need a passport to go to a different state or something?

Third coast represent

>sporcle.com/games/Matt/find_the_states

Post your score, Yea Forums (and identify which country you are from)

33/50 (66%) - United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

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I'm from Norway and speak English with a super strong accent which Americans label as "Scottish".

these people are definitely idiots, but to be slightly charitable, having the map centered on the pacific versus the traditional layout where its centered on the atlantic is a little devilish. if you're some moron with barely any grasp of geography as is, this minor change would probably throw you off completely. that's probably why that one lady points to russia when asked where america is, she's used to it being top left on a map

It's bullshit from self hating Americans. I've traveled extensively and the only people I ever met who hated me for being American were some Syrians. Never had a problem with say, Iranians or Russians. Sure they might not like the government but they don't hold that against you.

you still need to be charming but it definitely gives you a leg up most places in the us

Do Burgers think we do to get to another EU country? I can literally travel from Portugal to the Russian border without need a passport.

I've met a Pole who thought France was Germany, so I guess it's an international phenomenon.

It's a mistake tho. Fucking illegal imigrants

yeah but why the fuck would I want to do that? I know europeans need a passport to come to america

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Most americans are stupid, but there's a lot of smart cookies in America, you can bet a flag in the moon on that

>Never had a problem with say, Iranians

I find Iranian women very attractive, are they generally DTF white American men because of how "wrong" it is? Like that episode of Curb with Larry David and the Palestinian woman

Why would I willingly go to an inferior country? You can't even call niggers niggers in most European countries without risking prison time. Niggers!

I don't believe that video and those people are real. It's impossible.
I mean atleast mention the spics you're surrounded by, how couldn't they know atleast Mexico? Or Canada? I don't believe it.

H-town to Hustletown

i have friends who live here and couldn't do this well, good job

REMINDER

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Y'alright fellow /f1/ poster? ;)

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>Most americans are stupid,
What is the cut off line tho? Running naked in the street pissing and shitting everywhere?

I remember one of my english housemate wanted the death penalty reinstated "to ged rid off these low-lifes" during my Erasmus year. Those were the days.

>film a bunch of nonwhites who can't name a country
>edit it so only the dumbest appear
>find some half-competent white kid who looks super smart compared to them
Wow, Kimmel is a bit of a white supremacist.

>nigga have you ever gotten robbed and gotten AIDS

a c t o r s

also got 82%, but made a few dumb mistakes that I should have known

Cheers pal.

I fucked up on some of the stuff in the North-East (I barely even realised places like Connecticut and Delaware existed" but the big stuff is easy.

>i have friends
fucking show-off

>They don't show the people who get all thw answers right.
They weren't even asking questions, what the fuck do you mean "all the questions"? They showed that kid at the end naming a whole bunch of countries.

germany here, misclicked on alabama

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post pic

Why are you allowed to make fun of America but if an American accurately calls a country a shit hole it's a big deal.

>is made to feel stupid by association
>Hey look, a squirrel
POTTERY

He's talking about South America not Detroit you stupid n'.

Maybe the clip was fake news?

You're going to hate me for saying it but the reason is sexism towards women.

Decades ago men respected teachers and the USA had some of the best public schools in the world. But as time went by men came into political power who didn't give a shit what some dumb women teachers thought or needed and took funding from them at every opportunity, and public schools suffered. This effect has compounded itself over and over now and this is the situation we have.

What changed in men following WWII? That's a different subject.

The US has states bigger than all the relevant parts of Europe combined, I think they changed it recently, but you didn't need a passport to cross the northern or southern border either.

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That was a joke thread, "What tv taught me about America" or words to that effect. No-one actually believed the shit they were posting was real, you dip.

10x bigger and a thousand times more empty, irrelevant and pointless

even americans think this about most US states

hey you shut the FUCK up

Yeah like that doesn't happen in the US. You're just a scared little bitch who is too afraid to leave his comfort zone.

23/50 - The United States of America

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30% 15/50

From NZ

Honestly California, Texas and Florida were the only ones i was 100% on
pretty ashamed that NY wasn't where i thought it was lol
i've never been to the US though

How many of you who haven't been to NZ could point out Auckland Wellington and Christchurch on a map?

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i always forget about this. population-wise too, even a yuro country like germany is insignificant compared to the population of the us.

Lol

for a lot of people just pointing out new zealand on a map is hard enough

New Zealand is a pretty obscure country tbf.

It'd be like me asking you to point out Cork and Limerick out on a map of Ireland.

>I can tell you generally where ireland, england, wales, and scotland are in the UK, but i have no idea if there are finer subdivisions.
You missed the Free Islamic Caliphate known as Birmingham, where you need a passport to enter if you're white this is a joke, but it was what the Republican Senate members were told by a highly paid """""terrorist expert"""""

why bro
you realize this is totally useless knowledge right

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That makes zero sense. You could point to where Uganda is on a map all day long, it doesn't mean shit as far as intelligence goes. It means you're better versed in geography, and if that is the subject in question than sure but you can't draw the equivalent of for example
>"I have a degree in engineering, therefore you should accept my political beliefs as true."
or even
>"I have an engineering degree, therefore I know more about social economics."

Its literally saying X=Y, and it doesn't. I don't think you understand what I am saying, that or your reading comprehension is sub-5th grade.

also a bong

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by this metric china, india and russia are the most relevant countries not the usa smoothbrain

JESUS SAYS SEX IS WRONG

yeah fair enough lol

I wanna move state side but only when I finish my CS degree. here in germany we pay an insane amount of taxes just to get cucked by our own government on a daily basis. anyway, even if I didn't want to move there this sort of thing isn't useless knowledge, especially since it's easy as hell to memorize

seriously why/how did you learn this

>27/50
half of what I missed bordered the state they wanted.

being surrounded by germans must also be pretty crap

They didn't even name those. They just kept doing that Palinism of naming continents instead of countries.

no idea but i'm pretty much the same with a world map(excluding african countries and south america). just osmosis i guess

>yeah but why the fuck would I want to do that?
Peak burger

26/50,also uk
only ones i knew for sure were florida, california, hawaii, alaska and texas

I can name all countries, but that would take like 5 minutes and wouldn't make for funny tv.

49 out of 50, and that was only because of a misclick on Massachusetts. But I've lived or traveled through just about all 48 continental states.
My world geography is pretty good outside of the interior countries of Africa because who fucking cares.
Some of the Soviet Satellites and the balkans are a little fuzzy too, but in my defense those borders have changed more than once in my lifetime.

russia has like half the population of the US, retard

Are you really this gullible, or are you just pretending to be dumb in order to "troll?"

Who gives an F? It's totally useless information unless your job actually involves international politics.

my geography teacher made me learn this for a test once, I read a book about the american civil war and I followed the 2012 and 2016 elections. and just passively learning the names of states through shows, movies, books, youtube etc. helps that I'm not a retard
>being surrounded by germans
if only lol

It depends on the American that goes there. If all you do is tell everyone how much better and bigger America is then of course you're going to piss a few people off. If you are genuinely interested in their culture then, they'll love you long time.

>At least in London.
Most cites tbqh. Just stay out of the cities and you'll be fine

and vastly more land area mong

itt mongs are making both arguments, both are retarded because us has neither the most land nor the most people

Based Winston poster

People in my city are pretty sound and friendly

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>actually watching Jimmy Kimmel
OOF

will invade any country they Told to hate , brainwashed since that 13 star flag

all's good, lad

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just why lmao. Only parts I could name would be Texas, Alaska and Hawaii. Didn't even know New York was that large.

>I watch and believe everything I see on late night television!
Ummmm, euros? Care to explain?

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*survives month 9 abortion*
*gets shot by basketball american*

Most bongs know their history and Real terrorist nations

You just know

I empathise with foriegners ruining your country because I am so sick of germans coming and ruining mine
in some places in summer there are more germans than new zealanders
they're extremely arrogant and think they're better than everyone else
their language is disgusting to listen to and they're always shouting
they're selfish and never share
they act obsessed with rules and then when they think no one is looking act like slobs and literally shit on the beach
they act like they own the place
and they don't have a sense of humour
they don't understand jokes and are always serious and their jokes seem to be either 'remember when' or laughing at people they dislike

I honestly much prefer the muslims i have met

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new york is so large because it needs to protect the rest of the country from the people up in vermont and maine. it serves as a natural land barrier

why is she underneath a horse?

>america literally lives in the heads of eurocucks every single day
RENT FREE

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Here's your (you)

I'm American and I agree, Germans are really obnoxious know it alls and very cold. I also prefer Turks and Arabs.

I'm from Texas.

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There are 48 counties in England which nobody outside of the country can point to. Try asking an American to point to Gloucestershire on a map.

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Isn't New York supposed to be a city? Why the fuck a state is compared to London, Tokyo and other metropolises.

see

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I used to date a horse girl she had a female horse she told me people that own make horses have to reach into the foreskin and clean out the gunk that builds up in the dick and it's really gross

NEW YORK(city), NEW YORK(state), its a hell of a town!

the cultural difference between a californian and a texan is as great as the difference between a scot and a brit. I am aware of how ancient your isles are, but I would rather have morrocans come to Texas than Californians.

>I honestly much prefer the muslims i have met
>I also prefer Turks and Arabs
I'm sorry to hear that you fell victim to german autism and shitty english skills, but that's no excuse to root for dune coons. you have no idea what you're asking for

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This is a dumb post on many levels.

Yes, Northern cities tend to be less up their own arse.

youtube.com/watch?v=5pOFKmk7ytU

hell im british and i only half recognize the names of most of those, and there's Wales and Scotland on top

heh, I'm French and I wish I was American, I'm tired of this communist hellhole

>New Zealand is a pretty obscure country tbf.
LOTR made it pretty famous though.

I'm not saying I prefer to live in the same country with them, but they at least seem to understand I don't really care to discuss Trump for the 1000th time and are fun to party with.

Euro here, it's mindless entertainment that leads to bantz, why can't americans into bantz?

New York, New York... the city so nice, they named it twice.
Just to add confusion to the mix, it's not even the capitol city of New York state. That's Albany.