What did Mouse mean by that?

I agree, cremation is one of the most based practices to ever become popular.

Disney saved the family from having one of those trashy kids funerals with cartoon characters everywhere.

If I were the lawyer I wouldn't even allow him a tombstone, which is another Marvel's character

user, please take your meds, we are all very worried about you

good, bury him in a spiderman costume with a spider man action figure
keep cemeteries free of fuckin ads

Let's start with preschool tier logic.
Is this even true?

*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
NOOOO MUH COMIC MOOBIES GRAVE LET ME DIE WRAPPED IN COMMERCIALISM AHHHHH

>grant one request
>everyone now expects you to grant every request in the future and if you don't you're the worst person ever
They aren't in the wrong here. It's like giving money to that hobo you see on the corner every day.

forgot pic

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The father should have just put webs on his grave stone obviously.

>In the final volume of the book A Positively Final Solution (2007), Raimi recounts grudgingly giving an autograph to a young fan who claimed to have watched the Spider-Man trilogy over a hundred times, on the condition that the boy promise to stop watching the films because "this is going to be an ill effect on your life". The fan was stunned at first but later thanked him (though some sources say it went differently). Raimi is quoted as saying: "'Well', I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Spider-Man again?' He died on the spot. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the little corpse away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his decomposition stage, is not living in a fantasy world of second hand, Jewish banalities."[31]

Nothing wrong, the kid needs to grow up so he doesn't turn into a manchildren. Based Disney

>why doesn't this 4 year old worship french new wave
i forgot about super shame

based

move into a third world country and die

i know 20th century pop culture needs to die, but still disney's is soulles and needs to be dealt with

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*thwip* NOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE ME INTO THE AFTERLIFE I HAVE TO SEE ENTER THE SPIDERVERSE 2 NOOO *muffled "greetings true believer"*

>Basedface
And nothing of value was lost.

Why are non-whites like OP so obsessed with pop-culture ideals after death?

shut the fuck up you syrup chugging amerimutt i bet you can't even point out a third world country on a labeled map

these little things are why the raimi trilogy will always be better

>implying that's a bad thing
Your shithole country is useless information. You will always be irrelevant, and you will always obsess over us. Feel free to call me a mutt or fat, because you'll only be proving me right, you seething shitskin.

don't worry nigel, i can point to england

shouldn't you be wage slaving amerimutts

i'm a sysadmin. most of my job is shitposting here.
don't you have some infadelsnto behead?

>want to slap a brand label on your personal shit
>company that owns said brand label says no
>cry to the news
What a faggot.

>wageslave insulting others

lol like i said go guzzle some corn syrup

I think the mouse knows burgers are so retarded that if they allow this, then they will receive increasingly crazy demands in the future. This moronic dad could have done it without asking and nobody would have cared, but he wanted so fucking statement for a greedy corporation. imagine thinking Disney is a benevolent enterprise. Fucking reatard

This. People are judging Disney's actions from the perspective of the peasantry. They don't understand the nobility doesn't like oppressing you. They don't like enforcing laws on you and disciplining you. They have to. It's part of the hierarchical nature of a civilization built by our species. A small drip of peasant blood must constantly flow or else a large gush of blood will flow from civilization itself. If this guy was given the rights to use this imagery on his son's headstone, he would forget his place.

I know I know, you say he wouldn't. He would. And then other peasants would observe it and forget their place. Before you know it, the peasants would collectively need to be reminded of their place and it's never pretty when that happens. If this father was a CEO or Chairman of a major company, massively wealthy, or highly accomplished in other areas Disney would of course look the other way, but this guy is just a regular schlub like most of you. You don't get treats for just existing. You get them when you poop outside and stay off the couch like good pets.

>Broke neet is a commie
Imagine my shock.

based evola poster

>everyone is a commie

this is what happens on corn syrup propaganda

>I didn't even who my son was as a person, all I know is what he liked watching on tv so that must define him

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>jew thinking he's the ubermensch
Ironic

Underrated post. Fuck the mouse.

All death actually. They have a strict "no characters in cemeteries" policy.

Should just do it anyway, what are they going to do, send a gang of heavies to knock it down?

>his parents didn't raise him on kino
once a pleb, always a pleb

Disney doesn't even own Spider-Man?

who hurt you so much user?

>being a fucking neckbeard for all of afterlife
Based Jew blackpilling faggots

what a numale response

What kind of tastless cretin would want spiderman on his sons grave

check'em

user, I love you. No reason to be so bitter like this.

...based!

>coffin lowers into ground
youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI

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Underrated post from this nasty fuck.

But I kek'ed so I'm going to hell too.

My fucking sides.

unironically kill yourself

>fuck people that identify with this shit
People have been identifying with heroes from stories long before capitalism was even remotely a thing. Don Quixote was a story about the ultimate crazed fanboy.

can't they just put it on his casket or just bury him with a spider-man?

obviosly the father was doing this for atention whorism and gibs, nobody ask companies to put things on tombstones, they just do it
disney fucked just because the best thing they could is just ignore the dude
probably he was thinking disney would say
"yes, we even gonna pay all the funeral costs and give you free tickets to disney land for life"

take it up with your local COA

Kek n’ sneed

is this a real grave or just a meme like what did they even bury there

thanks Ivanovic

>our world is supposed to stop and bend over backwards because some kid is dying
'no'

No, pooping outside and staying off the couch is expected of you. You don't get a treat, you get reprimanded if you forget.

>REEE FUCK CAPITALISM N SHIEET
>One broke neet commie is "everyone"
This is third world education in action.

Yes they do, just not his movie rights.

this bitch aint young

This thread is gold. Highly underrated.

I hope it gets better

(You) are a faggot

to think he died for a GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition

Chug bleach you fucking waste of space

nogs chimp out an this all I get as a present from disney

‘Sup, /pol/?

>And with a mighty voice he spoke the Truth, and was deeply hated for it

Inshallah

>all death actually
unless it's in their movies of course

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imagine having a capeshitter as a son. The father should be happy hes gone.

This thread is diamonds.

This

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based reply

Fucking based, onions are seething at this post.

Why doesn't he go through with it anyway? What are they going to do, dig up the tombstone?

>go to cemetery
>tombstones are engraved with advertising and sponsorships
nightmarish

It's Disney

They might

Ladies and gentlemen, a white woman.

Um, yeah, sue you for all the money on earth and say you don't have to pay if you change the stone.

Seeing as both of his original creators are dead, I see no reason why Spider-Man shouldn't be in creative commons now.

IP rights should be individualized to a creator, and companies shouldn't be able to own them. Change my mind.

>Change my mind.
Why? You're absolutely correct

Lol

cringe
>th-that’s not an argu-
cringe!

This is better because then we don't get shitty fanfiction movies, and there is also a canon instead of anybody being able to do whatever they want.

perhaps he shouldn't practice incest if he cared about his offsprings

t h i s

>Lowers casket down into grave
>Pipe Sound effect plays and Underground Theme starts playing.

Educate yourself on the facts instead of falling for clickbaity headlines like a braindead retard.

Fuck you little dead shit. Shoud've picked a public domain character, idiot!

based and redpilled
onions niggas and disney internet defense force seething

more like supermulch

superman was created by two kikes

LMAO

>calls "themselves" superman
>Dies
Weak bitches can't be superman

youtube.com/watch?v=TXcGiE7e_5s

Based DC equating Superman with Death.

>Super shame

why the hell did he ask permission

Have you tried pressing A + Start on the title screen?