Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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I wish that story wasn't fake
She doesn’t want his newfound herpes
lol, that would be funny.
Fake as fuck... sadly.
You can't contract herpes unless you have skin to skin contact.
Even if you get infected, it would take weeks or even months before you have a breakout.
imagine giving money to thots. i hate thot culture, if retards weren't giving her money she would have entered porn long ago, along with that catch me out side girl
Lol, i remember this post from /adv/.
Millions of years of human evolution for this
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
should of gone with hepatitis
You can get herpes from a toilet seat
She was absolutely correct to dump a retard who paid $30 for a 3oz container of tap water.
SHE'S MY WIIIIIIFE YOU LEAVE MY WIIIIFE ALOOOONE FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOU!!!
She still has the herps.
I want her toilet water tho
>drink my bathwater teehee
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We international now bois
Herpes doesn't look like that.
>So on a impulse I opened it up
This sounds so real my ex was just like this. One time she gave me a Xanx (because I said I was tired) and went through my phone when I was knocked out just to get mad at me for the texts I sent a another girl before I was even dating my ex.
If I get a coldsore once a year do I have herpes?
Its good that she broke up with him. If you buy bathwater from someone you dont deserve to breed
Fake, but she would be absolutely justified. I'm not a woman or fag but I'd do the same. Fuck betas.
That's not what herpes looks like. Looks more like she bit her lip or scraped it on her braces
can i interest anyone in gamerboy water for the low low price of 20$?
Dirty, toxic whore. I shall be taking my shopping for bath water elsewhere. Like boogie1488.
No you can't. The virus dies very quickly outside of a human body, so you'd have to sit down on a toilet seat almost immediately after someone who is currently having a breakout rubbed their dick all over it.
>If I get a coldsore once a year do I have herpes?
Yes?
Fake as because she never took a bath in that water, cmon.
There's probably 4 pumps going, refilling those jars while she's away counting money
Is she some gamer girl or something? I don't get twitch at all, why the fuck would you watch someone play videogames when you can do that yourself, much less pay them?
Herpes labialis, yes
oh no no no
I have herpes on my face and my genitals so I know what it looks like and this isn't it.
No.
No. She is an ironic fake gamer girl.
THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO
you can always tell right away when a roastie is telling a made up story
step 1: is it a roastie telling a story to make a point? it's a made up story
>has never had braces
>roastie
Back to your containment board, incel
Fuck her bathwater, In the video she spits into the container. I would buy that and then use it as lube to fuck my flesh light.
>its a joke you nazi
>spends real money on it anyway
what a cCcuUucCckKk
drink your s-o-y
I had braces and never got a cut on my lips, maybe it's from all the dick sucking she's doing on the side
TOASTY ROASTIE
mouth soars do, which are herpes
That bath water would have to be about 50% dissolved make-up.
everyone has one of these, it's a different kind of herpes, it grows if you are stressed out or you have a poor diet
I fucking hate seeing this stupid bitches face online. I hope every single fucking pathetic incel that gave her money dies a horrific death.
How the fuck do scrape the outside of your lips on braces, retards?
Reported for filter evasion
Cringe
i'd buy her saliva or piss, but the bathwater is contaminated with soap..
Yes there are two types of herpes, HSV-1 which is coldsores and HSV-2 which is genital herpes.
>everyone has one of these
Maybe in third world shithole where you live
>Announcing reports
Yikes.
When i first saw this shit i thought it was some fucking soap that makes your bathwater bubbly or smell like something. Didn't even realize why the fuck everyone was making fun of this.
cringe
I find it odd that someone who has a gf would drool over that tranny
it's almost certainly not actual bathwater. probably just tap water
Holy fuck shit those tits
>everyone has one of these
Lol no
Gross
my whore aunt kissed me as a baby and i get coldsores
they don't look like that, they are like blisters
that looks like a bit lip
Wake me up when she starts selling her feces with a detailed description of what foods she consumed before producing the waste.
>outside
They're doing ducklips, fool
if youre fat and ugly as shit, why not
those are really nice veiny tits desu if this was cropped I wouldn't even know
an almost healed cold sore does, its basically like a scab left over from the blister. sorry incelbro but statistically speaking theres an extreme chance she has it
>Dat throbbing blue vein on those fucking tits
GIB MILKERS FAAAARK BABY IS HUNGYYY
What if you did some DNA tests on it and then sue her for falsely advertising?
Shouldn't she be sued out of her mind for selling that product? I'm pretty sure this falls under the board of health or whatever.
Well in practice you could get any disease she has as the water is warm and kept warm with soluble fats for bacteria to eat. Its still somewhat unlikely to contract any disease by consuming it, other then any possible GI-tract bacteria or virus there might be in there.
Imagine being on this level of degneracy
How long were you in a coma if your first impression of a current event is to assume it's something so normal and reasonable?